/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17978042
crust looks meh.

>>17978042
Sorry sensei, but I’m going to have to be based…just this once…

Why are Mayofanboys so disgusting all the time? I straight want to puke every time I see someone mix Mayo with ketchup.

Also why do they feel the need to force it in every meal. When I ask for a sandwich or a burger, I am asking for a sandwich or a burger. Not a MAYONNAISE sandwich or MAYONNAISE burger. Then they look at me you as if you have four eyes as if I was supposed to just assume every take out item in the world is supposed to come with mayonnaise. YOU RETARDED MINIMUM WAGE MIDDLE SCHOOL DROP OUT I DIDNT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT THERES EGG CUM IN MY MEAL IF YOU DONT PUT IT ON THE MENU ANYWHERE?!??!?

>>17978042
I got a pizza at a place staffed by Indians and he instinctively covered it with mayonnaise after cooking even though I didn't ask for it. I think he was being racist. I saw him do it then observed him look slightly confused about what he'd done, then he double checked the order, then he gave it to me like nothing was wrong. I didn't say anything, but I know mayonnaise wasn't called for and he just made the assumption because I'm white.

>>17978042
Don't Austrians love that shit?

based and mayopilled, tastelets straight seething itt

>>17978042
mayo on a beefy pizza

>>17978042
....is a crime and only eastern """"""""eurpoeans"""""""" do it, because self-loathing is the only culture they have left

>>17979101
im a legit real actual italian and i love me some 'yo 'za

>>17979101
We do it here in Australia for some pizzas. Dominos was the one to start it but now every pizza place has a bacon double cheeseburger pizza on the menu that has cheese, beef, bacon, barbecue sauce and mayo.

>>17978042
I usually douse my 'za in ranch but next time Ill try mayo. I fucking love mayo.

>>17978043
This.

if ranch on za gatekeepers think their mayo za is gonna fly they got another thing comin.

BEHOLD AND COWER TO THE POWER!

>>17981734
>cower
bet you're used to doing that

>>17981738
No, but it's fun drawing you fags out who have nothing better to do than seethe like euro non-american commie cock suckers. You're very predictable.

>>17981734
it actually fucking sucks
getting a tiny bit for free at the restaurant and dunking potatoes in it is one thing, but try and use this garbage on anything in your actual kitchen and you can fucking TASTE the sooybeans and thickeners and lecithins
the ranch dip is the same way, it was precision-engineered to go with your Chik-Fil-A Chicken Sandwich™ but on regular food it tastes and feels like engine lubricant

>>17981805
you know that you can make your own mayo right?

>>17981805
Oh, look, another seed oil schizo.

@17981819
chik fil a sauce doesn't fucking taste good, simple as
there is nothing wrong with seed oil on the whole
eat shit
oh wait you already are

>>17981805
You have issues sir, I suspect that you were fired from Chik-Fil-A for flagrant homosexuality and have an axe to grind against their sauce.

>>17981834
This isn't Reddit, newfag. Post number citations aren't an upvote.

@17981847
>literally beging for (you)'s
All the more reason not to give them to you faggot. Now warch me gives (you)'s to randos just to spite you further

>>17979092
>>17978043
>>17979863
>>17981816

>>17981917
being a belligerent faggot kind of loses its impact when you don't actually have anything to say

>>17981834
>>17981917
>Summertime
>Faggotry ensues
Many such cases

I was at a party one time and got into a verbal fight with the host after she said that mayo on pizza is unacceptable. I called her a food nazi and implied that she was a closeted white supremacist. After her boyfriend calmed her down I told her that peanut butter on hamburgers is delicious and she went apeshit again. Then when no one looked I went into the kitchen and took a bite out of their cheese that was in the fridge before I left.

i had a BLT pizza and its pretty nice with mayo on it

>>17981938
>>17981944
Bedtime Dice

>>17981805
>>17981834
>>17981917
Based.

I call this a cream pie.

>>17978042
i wants to be strong likr popskies so i eat spinach on meks za

>>17978069
>EGG CUM
Chicken eggs used for consumption are unfertilized retard

>>17978042
Fatass on retardation.

>>17982446
Who the fuck sprays mayo on food from a piping bag with a star tip? Why?