/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17963575
whiskey vodka rum and gin

>>17963575
protip: if you eat a healthy diet, exercise regularly and drink in moderation then you can drink beer and not gain weight

Liquor you dumbass. Find one you like and drink it daily. Purifies your blood and keeps you disease free

>>17963653
I don't do any of that though.

>>17963677
I can grab some beer and wine from the store and drink it at a public place without looking like a complete alcoholic and it's socially acceptable here. Drinking liquor in public is a nono unless you are a bum.
I can buy some liquor then mix it with sode somewhere where no one sees me but that's pathetic(and soda makes you fat too unless you drink some gross diet soda)

arnold schwarzenegro drank beer instead of milk while working out for mr universe what's your excuse pussy

>>17963711
It was a joke.

acid reflux dosent come from acidic foods but from overeating (normally speaking)

>>17963705
>I can buy some liquor then mix it with sode somewhere where no one sees me but that's pathetic

>>17963705
>noooooo, not diet soda!
Just drink beer. Being obese is your destiny.

>>17963705
>muh social acceptability
Imagine living your life in fear of some normoid npc's. Pathetic.
Why are you even drinking in public if you're this much of a pussy. Just go hide in your cuck shed and drink there.

Gin.

take the weed drinks pill

Take the cider pill

Try a sherry enema like a refined gentlemen

>>17963575
Vodka and eat less so you can allocate your calorie budget towards vodka
>>17963719
I get it when I DON'T eat or when I drink coffee

>>17963575
Vodka and club soda

>>17963590
ruins your throat and trachea

>>17963653
dont tell the yanks that its actually energy in/energy out. Logic reaaally confuses the McHuman.

>>17963575
Beer but less of it so you don't get fat?

>>17964475
ths is the most retarded thing i've ever read in /ck/

>>17964490
what an emotional reaction to a fact that can be checked pretty easily. i'm sorry guzzling whisky is the only thing that keeps you going and now you're faced with bad news.

>>17963575
take the hard seltzer pill
>tastes like fizzy flavored water
>gets you fucking hammered big time
>is refreshing on a hot summer day

>>17964475
it really does
i'm a failed alcoholic because of this

>>17963575
Tawny port
Rum and coke
G&Ts

>>17964541
>330ml 4%alc
>gets you fucking hammered big time
laughinggirls.jpeg

>>17963575
Vodka, splash of lemon or lime ans water

>>17963575
whiskey
>>17964349
hard cider has way more carbs than beer.

Water, or drink in moderation.

sparkling water and vodka mixed at a strength of your choice
or butt chug it

>>17965516
and dry cidre?

>>17965525
>DrInK In MoDeRaTiOn!
How about you drink in fuck you lol?

im off 5 shots of whisky its so fun bros i love u all so much ur my best friends <3

>>17963575
GIN

>>17963680
Fatass

190+ proof w/ sugar free mix

>>17966894
And, for gods' sake, some water.

>>17966782
Haha wait until you're up to 20 a night

>>17967038
idk. vrah i trew up snd im
too fucked to undertand reality right bis. asica conversation is too jard im roett. fuckeeed.

>>17967038
If I could be up 20 times a night I wouldn't be wasting my Friday night here, anon.

>>17963680
Dangerously based

>>17963575
Wine and vodka/gin mixes. It will still fuck up your throat and stomach but it reduces the bloat of beer. Grains are the evil of humanity along with the oils that came from it.

>>17965516
>whiskey
Worst hangovers ever since you keep having that taste in every breath you take. I hate it so much.

>>17963575
vodka/water, multi B vitamin and a powerade. You can drink morning to dawn for months on only this diet

>>17963680
OKAY YOU LOSE!!!!! THANKS FOR TRYING!!!!

>>17964916
This

>>17963575
>Wants to drink but not get fat

Literally just lower your intake of carbs/fat the days you want to drink and drink clean spirits you fucking retard.

>>17964483
Energy in and out is true for most people (also most likely OP) but there are poor sods who feel less satiated and have a ravenous appetite without a habitual history of such gluttony. Fighting feelings of hunger is nigh impossible and they have been corrected by hormone adjustment treatment. On the other end there are those who get malnourished because their metabolism doesn't store enough energy from the food they eat. A similar treatment helps them as well.
This does not imply all fat people have a semi rare hormonal imbalance or condition though.

beer bellies are mostly from the shitty food people tend to eat in conjunction with drinking beer
>huge greasy dinner before drinking
>mindless snacking on crap while drinking
>huge greasy takeaway after drinking
>huge greasy breakfast the morning after drinking

>>17963575
Bruh

>>17968395
>huge greasy dinner before drinking
Who the fuck does this? If you eat before drinking it takes ages to get drunk and you use way more alcohol, larpers alcoholic detected.

>>17968395
Since I started drinking beer regularly every day I've been growing man boobs since.

>>17968448
*suggestively slips a bank note between them*

>>17963590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hswHOEQfj8

It helps your body produce insulin!

>>17963575
ever heard of vodka or moonshine you sad man

>>17967038
i don't know what 20 shots equal, i always lose count but i know i've killed a handle in less then 36 hours

>>17968445
who even get drunk from beer? i drank a 24 pack as fast as i could and all i did was fart and piss a lot

>>17968395
beer bellies are from your liver swelling up

>>17964512
You're not supposed to drink 6L a day and gargle it. It isn't your boyfriend's cum.

Alcohol is the culprit for throat shit. Not Whiskey specifically. If you're going to be such a flaming fucking retard on /ck/ try a different subject. People actually tend to know things about liquor here.

>>17969118
Post battered wife.

>>17969143

>>17963575
>too acidic
are you drinking white wine?

Gasoline

>>17963575
whisky, rum, cognac

>>17969218
Yes white wine cause red wine makes your lips and teeth blue after drinking.

>>17969775
so?

>>17963575
Cider.

>>17968377
All of those "hormonal" imbalance fatties still consume seed oils thanks to their retarded doctors.
Omega-6 balloons you up, makes fat loss hard and gives you diabetes, cancer and heart disease.
And its even worse for USA buttergolems because literally everything there is full of seed oils, its problem everywhere but its even crazier there.

Honest question. Everyone so critical of soy, which has phytoestrogens but reputable studies show that's not bioavailable and does not increase estrogen in the human body.

However, it is undisputed that consumption of alcohol, of any kind, increases estrogen levels. Drinking also causes weight gain, which is an independent and separate source of estrogen (men with higher body fat percentages produce more estrogen).

Don't get me wrong, I like being drunk, but I'm too nervous to drink alcohol because I don't want to increase my estrogen levels. I unironically run and lift weights to keep testosterone up and estrogen low. What should I do? You just can't win.

>>17969923
The increase is so marginal it does not fucking matter. You'd die before you had enough consistent alcohol to increase your estrogen levels beyond what could just as easily be affected by the fucking weather. The amounts you'd need regularly would be so high you'd have brain damage before it made a difference.

You're right that the soy memes are retarded because it does the opposite of increase your estrogen levels, it actually tricks your body into thinking you already have more than you do. But even if that weren't the case you'd drown in soy milk before it actually affected your body in any way.

>>17969118
people who aren't alcoholics. i can get drunk off of 2 beers

>>17971027
i wasn't yet a alcoholic at 13yo but even then two beers didn't get me buzzed unless we're talking natty daddy tallboys

>>17971351
Are you 6'10 and 400lbs?
Because if not you're a bullshitting liar or you don't know how to feel inebriation because you've some form of mental handicap.
These liqour threads are depressing holy shit this board is awful

>>17964362
which end of the spectrum is best, Fino or PX?

>>17971410
>Are you 6'10 and 400lbs?
nope and nor were the 100lbs 13yo girls i was drinking with at the time.
Did you never go to keg parties in middle/high school?

>Drinking picrel
Comfy weekend

>>17963575
Distilled alcohols have a disgusting taste, but I gotta give them that they have the least side effects out of all the alcoholic beverages and give the most bearable hangover (for the same absolute amount of alcohol consumed of course)

Why are you supposed to air out wine? Won't that just cause the alcohol to evaporate?

cachaça

vodka and lime Bubly

>>17973260

Switch to weed. Less long term health effects (eat it or vape it, don't smoke it).

No hangover, no anger. Just a nice relaxing evening. Once you learn how to avoid the munchies, it's also calorie free.

>>17974599
except anytime you go without for a few days you have to readjust and its like the most minuted withdrawal ever. and I'm not even talming tolerance breaks(which are the best part about it once youve done if for a few months/years consistently), this could the very next day.

>>17964916
I bet you can't manage 2 white claw surges back to back. It's 8% alcohol, but for some reason I start getting dizzy at 2 while I can do shots of rum or whiskey, or have 6-7 beers.

>>17975252
8% alc 330ml? Yeah that's decent. Two of them within 20 minutes could get me where I need to be. deffo not plastered tho. to get plastered imo you need to drink a significant but not excessive amount of alc for a longer period. If you drink too fast you pass out and or puke. it's only the real drinkers that can drink a medium concentration of alcohol for the whole night and end up aboslutely plastered at the end.

>>17963575
I dunno but dry red wine is really fucking good. Somehow finishing a whole bottle makes me feel a lot better overall. It's like a test boost or something

>>17974589
I don't get it. If I open a bottle that I intend to finish that night should I just leave it open without putting a new cork on it in between the glasses? If you do that with for example vodka all the alc% will evaporate. You need to close the bottle after you poured a glass.

>>17963680
Pretty based tbqhfatalam

>>17977402
vodka doesnt have any flavor to lose with evaporation. the decanter specializes in opening up the wine with its wide base exposing more to the air at once than a standard bottle shape will, but sure it basically wont make a difference if it's gone in a short period of time. the decanter is expediting the same thing leaving the cork/cap off will. even the pouring of the wine into the vessel is rapidly oxygenating the alcohol and if you really want to speed things up you can even pour it back and forth between bottle and decanter. and if you want to get really classy you can just shake the bottle after opening with your thumb over the neck between swigs.

>>17964349
B A BA BA ABASED!!!!!
CIDERS CHAD WHERE U AT???

>>17969923
My man you are living life enjoy it. You have discipline for sports and you will have dicipline for alcohol. Enjoy life. The greeks were fit as fuck and they also fucked around in symposiums all night talking about the universe and boy fuckin and shiet. Enjoy it my man

>>17963590
fpbp, next thread please

slivovitz

>>17963705
>ayyyy look at that fuckin’ looser bum drinking from a flask hehe bet he gets no bitches or money hehe
>*hits vape and coughs up a lung*
>fuck bro I need more vape juice and weed or I’ll go into withdrawals lmao I’m not addicted bro

Alcoholism is classy compared to other bad habits these days. Don’t be ashamed of your destiny.

>>17963575
Quit drinking while you can.