/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17945189
>hand cart a basic human right
You are retarded stop making posts.

>>17945189
no i grab a fucking basket from the front like a normal person

>>17945189
It all goes in the big bag

>>17945189
>manuever an entire shopping cart
I thought a person like you would of bit the dust by now, but here you are still posting.
please leave

>>17945200
steep price to experience watching the spring crowd at walmart pile up at the front doors while you stare into their soulless eyes, wondering where their little shopping carts are they give you this dumbfound look as if their entire world is crashing down around them, all thinking the exact same things as the other fat retards crowding around the firsts. you then walk by them all as you tell the regional manager to suck a dick and you leave the premises, with a shit eating grin of silent revenge as you single-handedly ruin about 100 people's day in an instant disregard. I would highly recommend doing this at least once when you're feeling down, since anyone can be a cart pusher.

>>17945189
>hand cart
You mean basket right?

>>17945200
OP is specifically talking about stores who don't supply baskets to their customers. And he's right; if it's a store like Aldi's which only has shopping carts that you have to rent, it's fine to shop with your bags.

>>17945189
I go to the store pretty much every day so I never have to get more than I can carry in a basket.
I pack it into a backpack after I pay because I like to go for a little walk instead of going straight home.

>>17945454
Even the little corner stores in the city near me have baskets, I've never encountered a store bigger than a deli that didn't have them.

>>17945454
Any shop without baskets wouldn't get my business

the soy cart

>>17945521
Is that better or worse than the Cuck Cart, pic related? It's the perfect size for a pack of Impossible Burgers, a sixer of IPA, a bottle of wine for my wife and the urban youth that she tutors in the bedroom, and some vegan breakfast cereal with globohomo clipart on the box for my wife's son. (Or maybe for me! You can't tell me how to do "adulting!")

>>17945797
Most retarded thing I've ever read.

The real story here is that families with children are way less prevalent, so people live in households of 1-2 much more commonly.

>>17945797
You're trying way too hard and it just makes you look pathetic.

>>17945189
>tfw no more baskets at nearest fred's because people keep on taking them
At least they have those lil half-carts, those are okay. I've wanted to do what OP does but I'm anxious people will think I'm stealing.

>>17945915
>The real story here is that families with children are way less prevalent, so people live in households of 1-2 much more commonly.
Of course. Do you know how much it costs to raise a kid these days? And do you know how much Nintendo Switch games and Lego Star Wars sets you could buy for that money? baka

>>17945189
most store hall monitors get pissy if you do that so I've never done it.

>>17945797
that's horrid.
all the stores around me have these ones, and now the old carts feel like you're maneuvering some old land yacht car or something.

>>17945797
Bro, this is not how you shitpost...

>>17945189
i started doing this during COVID cuz i was afraid to touch the carts full of germs and havent gone back to carts out of habit now. its kind of a pain in the ass because its so heavy by the end

>>17946698
Short carts are fucking awesome, easy to zig and zag past all the spatially unaware NPC niggers and fags who still don't understand how to keep to one side of an aisle.
>the old people, fat women who need something to lean on, and faggots who are only buying a few items still grab the full sized carts which they cant handle properly minimizing the positive effects of the short cart system.

>>17946769
Show us how it's done

>>17947000
Some people just want attention and one of the easiest ways to get it is to inconvenience others. It's usually the wal-mart personal shoppers that have the serious entitlement issues and like to park their massive triple-decker carts diagonally

Yes and then if the line is too long or there is some other minor inconvenience or I just don't feel like it, I walk directly out of the store without paying

>>17947013
well, you're mixing two memes, a basement dwelling incel who would need a 1-man cart and a soy redditor cuck whose wife is unfaithful with young african americans while he plays switch in his man cave, but you just made a bit of a cluttered mess.
There's something there, it's a first draft with potential.

>>17947022
my local supermarket doesnt have personal shoppers, its literally inept retards, im not even sure how most of them are allowed to drive when they cant even handle a simple shopping cart properly.

>>17947039
I have one of those a few blocks away. They hire cute girls and total retards.

>>17947000
I grab the big cart because I'm buying heavy shit I don't want to hold and they only have the one size despite their layout being so narrow you can hardly use it without ramming in to everything

>>17947049
i meant the other customers are inept retards
>>17947053
>I'm buying heavy shit
exactly, big carts should only be used by people who are going to fill them up properly (heavy shit, lots of shit, etc). my store has plenty of short carts but everyone still floats over to the big ones even when they are not really buying much.

>>17947053
the big ones maneuver funky but they're good if you have proper technique. Make use of the way the front wheels turn and do a slight lift/slide of the rear of the cart and it gives you a fairly tight turning radius.

>>17947062
>i meant the other customers are inept retards
that too, again a mix of cute girls and complete droolies

>>17947063
thats a weird technique, do you live in the EU by chance? know lots of carts in EU have 4 wheel steering which is just wonky as fuck.
>>17947065
my area is kind of boring so not many singles around
>old people
>immigrants
>most QT women are accompanied by a dude already

>>17947084
>thats a weird technique, do you live in the EU by chance?
nah western canadia

>>17947084
>>17947111
I learned that technique from Superstore and Wholesale Club oversized carts

>>17945336
wtf am I reading

>>17947118
OK i do know that feel, just havent been to a Costco type megastore in ages.

>>17947131
That's what makes it effective though. You hone your technique on the huge carts and the slightly smaller regular sized "big" grocery carts seem small and easy to work in comparison.

>>17945189
>Do you carry bags with you and throw stuff in as you ship?
no what a stupid idea. maybe someday when everything has RF id chips and you just walk through a scanner and leave.

>>17946698
Full kek

>>17945189
the only people i see doing this look like hipsters or old lesbians and it seems like extra effort since a cart or basket is easier to unload on the belt.