/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Cramfest 2022

nobody likes to eat blended pig assholes, you should have said it's a shaktoory party

>>17913399
speak for yourself homosexual

>>17913386
Why did everyone cancel on you?

You invited people to a hotdog tasting?

>>17913386
try to return them if it's been less than like 72 hourssince you bought them and you still have the reciept, or check the reciept to see what their return policy is like. If anything you might be able to return them anyway for "store credit" if you live in the states.
Or do a casserole and then give the rest away so you don't have to eat 150 hot dogs by yourself.

>>17913386
That's precisely why I only go out with my real friends. Coworkers and people I just barely know are not my friends and real friends wouldn't give me a shitty excuse to come to one of my parties.
I drink and watch sports with my coworkers, I do the wholesome stuff with my real friends and family.

>>17913386
You experienced my worst nightmare, anon.

>>17913386
thank god that last guy cancelled on you. that would have been terribly awkward.

>>17913386
Freeze them and enjoy them for the rest of the year, one or two every other week

>>17913405
They all had different reasons.

>>17913417
That sweet sexual tension between OP and his one coworker having to slowly eat all the hotdogs between the two of them

>>17913406
It was a normal grillout for memorial day and the hotdog thing was just supposed to be a fun part of it.

>>17913386
You can freeze them

>>17913433
>normal grillout for memorial day
>hotdog thing was just supposed to be a fun part
I wonder why nobody showed up? Peculiar

>>17913386
>140 hot dogs
140 sandwiches.

>>17913386
please tell me this is pasta.

>>17913405
yea makes you think dunit

>>17913423
But you're the constant. Get the hint.

>>17913393
>cram anon getting creative
Happy cramming

>>17913504
It's not pasta, this is what I'm currently dealing with on what's supposed to be a nice holiday weekend.

>>17913386
Looks like just enough to feed one skinny Japanese man

>>17913386
Everyone else makes joke. But like one guy said, maybe it's a good thing.

I invited a girl over in uni to have supper with me (dry chicken breast, dry mashed potatoes, frozen veggies) I'm fortunate I didn't have to remember that cus it would be awkward af eating that shit.

Did everyone know it was a hot dog testing party?
I think that would've been fun. Guess these faggots you know aren't foodfaggots, *sigh

>>17913386
Throw them into a freezer and unfreeze whenever you happen to feel like having hot dogs? At least that way, they'll get eaten and you'll remember how unwilling your supposed friends are to spend time with you.

its over hotdogbros... we lost

what else were you going to serve? most people dont want to eat just hot dogs. Woulda said no too

>>17913386
Please be fake

>>17913565
No shit, Sherlock.

>>17913557
I had burgers, sodas, adult drinks, chips, snacks, the usual stuff you would find at a bbq.

The hotdog thing started as a joke because I asked people what kind I should buy, and everyone said something different, so I said I was just going to buy one of each pack and we can try them all.

>>17913386
Sounds like a win. Eat those mofuggas OP all to yourself.

>>17913405
they heard it was a hotdog-tasting party.

This makes me really sad. I would have loved to come to your hotdog tasting/grillout, OP.):

>>17913504
it's not pasta, it's hotdogs

>>17913386
This is hilarious, thanks for making my morning

>>17913386
post your weenies

>>17913386
I would have gone, anon

>>17913629
>>17913651
thanks anons, I appreciate it, I feel a bit better

Sorry that those people are such assholes Op. In all honesty they probably have a myriad of reasons, some legitimate and some not. Don’t be discouraged. I would love to come to your BBQ. Remember that you are only responsible for yourself. I think you should still do a small BBQ for yourself. Get drunk and put on a classic game on YouTube or an old fight. Hell man you’ll probably have a better time just letting loose.

>>17913386
This happened for my 9th birthday and I never tried again

Something similar happened to me when i was in a middle school. Everyone I knew came up with an excuse as to why they couldn't make it to my birthday party. Only one person ended up showing up, and the same people who canceled on me made fun of me afterwards for having a one person turn-out.

sorry they all bailed bud. maybe you could make a hotdog cookout for /ck/. make some dogs with crazy toppings and post them here for us

>>17913386
Man I hate reading stories like this. Normies don't understand how much more cruel it is to say yes then cancel rather than just say no. Or they do, and they don't have the actual social capacity to say no to someone's face. Either way people are shitty and I'm sorry to hear it happened to you, OP.

I think the moral of this very sad and funny thread is: don't throw a party unless you are mentally prepared for no one to show up. do it for yourself

>>17913687
I might post a few that I grill up later.

>>17913520
And yet you haven't posted a pic of the supposed pile of assorted hot dogs?

>>17913386

Make them with beans Uber Deb style. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUogFmoIkVQ

You know what to do OP
They have to eat all the hot dogs

>>17913386
Was it worth it, anon?

How are them hotdogs cooking up op? Any updates?

>>17913410
having just one guy show up would've been worse and increadibly akward

>>17913386
just throw it out, it's human, after all.

>>17913386
thats lunch for at least 2 months

OP if you were near me I'd come to your party and taste all your hot dogs. It sounds like fun. I love sampling things and seeing whats the best. Sorry your friends suck.

>>17914547
I didn't make any hot dogs today. I drank a bunch of the beers that were supposed to be for the party and did laundry.

>>17916074
lmao. poor guy

>>17913386
I'm sorry no one came. I too spent the day alone.

Freeze them and use them instead of sausages for breakfast

>>17915083
Unless you have sex with him.

>>17913386
I would go to your party and eat your hotdogs, Anon. :(

Bring them and the grill to work, cook and eat all of them yourself to assert dominance.

People always joke about not making eye contact while eating a banana, but never while eating a hotdog. Don't make eye contact while eating a hotdog.

>>17913386
Did you buy 140 buns too? That seems harder to deal with than the hot dogs.

You should be able to return them but honestly you should find how many different hot dogs you can fit in your ass and which combination feels the best

>>17917086
You can freeze buns too.

>>17916231

>>17917345
Kek

>>17913386
no one wants to have the hassle of adapting their schedule to have free time, dressing up and driving to your place to eat hot dogs and bbq snacks, they only accepted at first to not seem rude because humans care more about saving face than being honest
if it was an expensive gourmet seafood feast for example, everyone would've come

>>17913401
Yeah you must get plenty pig ass rimming that braphog landwhale you call a gf

>>17918781
What the fuck is wrong with normies? How the fuck is it a hassle to go, eat a hot dog or two, drink a beer and make chit-chat.
I would have gone, and I'm a hikkimori who hasn't talked to a single soul in two weeks (if you don't count stuttering my way through a restraunt order)
Your post reeks of the materialism. Talking about dressing up and if there were more expensive food... The fuck is wrong with you people? What happened to America?

OP, if this isn't pasta, then this is the greatest feeling of schadenfreude I've experienced today. As a way of saying thanks, I'll explain what went wrong.

No one wants to go to a hot dog tasting party.
You can maybe, just maybe get away with inviting a couple of friends for something like that. But even then, that's the kind of thing that people would make fun of you for at work if you talked about it. And unfortunately, these were coworkers that you invited, so all of them are now making fun of you behind your back for it.

This was a holiday weekend. You were competing with pool parties, actual bbqs, and even just fucking sitting at home masturbating.
All of these are more social acceptable activities that a party to taste test hot dogs.

>>17918942
It was a normal bbq, the hotdog taste test thing was after I went around asking everyone's preference for hotdogs and I kept getting different answers, so I figured I should just go all out and buy every kind and we can all just try them.

It wasn't started as a hotdog tasting party, it started as a regular bbq. Which it still would have been, the hotdog tasting was just addition to that.

>inviting strangers over to eat ground up assholes
you deserve to be alone forever

That sucks OP. I'm also a guy that goes out of my way to "do things", for lack of a better term. In my experience, people either resent me for having/implementing these ideas, as it exemplifies their laziness/dullness, or it doesn't even register for them as they are drunk on their own narcissism.

I think your hot dog idea would've been fun, and something different to break up the evening. Keep doing cool shit, my guy.

>>17916074
Alcohol is cringe, don't punish your body.

>>17919965
I think the reality here is that this is a holiday weekend and lots of people grill out and invite folks over. So you asked someone and they're like yeah that sounds cool I'll come, but they also had two other parties to go to. They ended up saying they'd come because they likely thought it'd be fun, but in the end chose another event because their gf or wife or good friend said the other event was the one they should go to. Sorry your day sucked, now that I'm a mid 30s dad I grill because I like to, but rarely invite more than one group of friends or family at a time. Not worth the hassle and I don't like people enough.

>>17918891
>What happened to America?
The moral center dropped out when Christianity was abandoned. Now those that built the very idea of America, are being replaced by the races and people that built the reality of the 3rd world.

>>17918781
You have low spiritual energy, dawg.

>>17913386
Start hiding them in all of your coworkers/friends belongings. Break into their cars and hide hotdogs in the glove box, under the seats, etc. Torment every person who cancelled on you with hotdogs until you run out. It will be far more fun than the party would have been and make them worth the money you spent.

>>17921172
Scheming and revenge only hurts your own soul, bro. Best to learn, and move on with the world.

>>17913830
it's too large to capture on camera

>>17913386
Reminds me of that poor guy and his rockefeller oysters

>>17921151
you sound p based. I'm not op but I've recently also started going out of my way to do things and it seems like people are starting to be taken aback by it.

For example, I had a hole in my jeans, I told some friends I was going to learn to hand embroider so I can fix them.

A few days later I'm hanging out with them, having fixed my pants, and they all seemed shocked that I actually went out and did the thing I said I was going to do.

>>17921197
kek

>>17921164
Stupidest thing I've ever read. Blacks and Hispanics still believe in the family unit. You see them all over the place grilling and BBQing together with every family member in attendance. Whites on the other hand are too busy bickering about whose vaxxed and living in constant fear. Not to mention the meaningless egocentric scuffles that generally cause whites to divide their own families.

>>17913669
I would have thought that the platitudes of strangers would only serve to fuel any feelings of self-loathing.

>>17913393
> First Post Cram Post
/unironically thread

>>17913409
hanging out with coworkers is generally shit anyways, save for the occasional bro

>>17913386
haven't you learned after covid everyone on earth because an autistic shut in
I doubt anyone will ever want to go to a party again especially a fucking hot dog themed one

>>17923066
I was just out in the street with 90k people on saturday, drinking, sharing mouth water with thots and generally having a blast.

The rona aint the problem, OP is.

>>17913405
I mean I think we can all figure that out. It's a 4chan poster.

>>17913578
>adult drinks

No one except grandmas say this.

>>17923296
Okay

>>17923640
yeah

Bring them all in the office and stuff them in the fridge, and when someone asks tell them the truth.
This is the normie way to deal with the situation.

>>17923692
You can also ask people to pay you their share for them.
Also next time just tell them that if you provide the place, everyone should bring whatever they will eat, so you don't end up like a retard

>>17923695
Is this really how people host parties nowadays? I get byob, but byof seems wack unless it’s specifically a potluck style

>>17923692
based and revenge pilled

>>17925469
The point is not revenge.
Just to make them aware that acting like a little girl and changing their minds every 10 minutes causes problems for people around them that try to be cool