/ck/ - Food & Cooking

The hole.

O-Ring

>>17906964
your dad

>>17906964
Goatse

>>17906986

>>17906964
>sees a red circle and thinks "butthole"
>prolapsed rectums on the brain 24/7
This is your brain on coom, God damn.

>>17907022
>coom
memes*

>>17907022
My mom used to call it that. If she let me eat it in her station wagon, she would yell at me and hit me on the back of the head if some jelly leaked out onto the bead seat cover. I have a vivid memory of her screaming, "the fucking asshole is leaking you little shithead!"

So it's not unheard of.

>>17907026
My sweet summer faggot you must need more Tweetney and Siswet in your life
>>17907040
That sounds depressing, man. I hope you got away from her eventually. Buy a beaded seat cover and eat a jelly donut on it, it'll be cathartic

>>17906964
The donut cunny

>>17906964
The "Flavor Chamber"

>>17907040
Tell me you're white trash without telling me

>>17907045
For the love of your living God, stop watching such extremely degenerate porn.
What do you really gain, except the continued ability to bust a nut every day by absolutely fucking pounding your half-recovered, badly bent semi-chub into submission with your disproportionately jacked, deathgrip-tight main hand?

>>17907079
>implying the continued ability to bust a nut every day by absolutely fucking pounding my half-recovered, badly bent semi-chub into submission with my disproportionately jacked, deathgrip-tight main hand isn't a worthwhile thing to acquire

>>17907079
>faggot zoomer catholic shitting up threads by constantly talking about muh porn muh family muh western civilization while being a weirdo incel who also jerks off
Many such cases!

>>17907093
>no mention of religion, just hyperbolically shitting on your degenerate habits
>invent a made-up zoomer Christian in your head to justify not changing your degenerate habits
Stop watching fucked-up porn, dude. The musculature of your penis will thank you.

>>17907105
>I've been found out!

>>17907110
Man, if the concept of God were invented for the sole purpose of fucking with third-worlders and making them give their money to some zany schizoid political organization, the facts of the matter wouldn't change. You manhandle your cock, literally every day, sometimes several times a day, to such an extent that if by some miracle you were to finesse a woman into your residence and get real pussy, you'd be totally unable to get hard for her because she wasn't, like, a both-sets-of-genitals cartoon space tranny who was actively pink socking on your dick.
Give up now. Take it from a man who has doubtless coomed to a hell of a lot worse than you have.

fucking fatass"s

the technical term is anus

>>17907232
Pyle deserved it

>>17906964
POP hole
point-of-penetration hole

>>17906964
Donut-pussy
Dussy

>>17907127
The degeneracy to reach this point fascinates me as my dick never stopped working. Maybe you're low-T

>>17906964
The Burny hole

>>17906964
The cornholio

>>17907427
Bold claim from a man who's never field-tested it.

>>17906964
Far right looking sus fr no cap

Why, that's the cram berry of course.