/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Tell me about tea, /ck/
I keep hearing how it's better than coffee, but every experience I've had with it has been middling at best. I feel like I'm doing something wrong and I don't feel like wading through a dozen "inspirational" and "self reflective" articles on sites riddled with ads and pop-ups begging for subscriptions for a paragraph of text.
How the fuck do I not suck at tea, and what's the good stuff for beginners and/or retards?