/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Sperm sandwich. I just don't understand what the appeal is, it literally tastes like semen.

>>17846211
what is it anyway? never seen it round before

for me its "dark meat" and the whole "ooooh its bad for u but its so good im sooo naughty" *sips wine*
its fuckin meat but lean tastes so much better

>>17846211
I literally only like to Sriracha with pho.

I despise whipped cream. The texture, tastes like nothing and is for fatties.

>>17846223
This is just some thing bored aristocrats invented in like the 1910s and was then copied by subsequent generations of poorfags to be "classy"

>>17846211
jalapenos and no they arent too """spicy"""" for me, i just hate their flavor

What does Tabasco taste like, anyways?. Whenever I eat it, it just tastes like spice, heat and acid. Is there supposed to be more to it?

>>17846271
tabasco lover here and yeah thats pretty much it

>>17846271
p much its just extra spice
its not a sauce, its flavoring, i add it TO sauces
try the smokey one its the best esp with meatballs or salmon

macadamia nuts

>>17846271
It's just very vinegary. If you don't like strong vinegar taste I can understand why you wouldn't like it, I think it's really good for certain foods though.

(unstrained) tomatoes
I know I'm a fucking child about it, but I can't stand them. I don't understand why either, the texture is not completely unique to tomatoes, still makes me want to gag whenever I get the tiniest tomato chunk in a bite. I have to substitute for purée whenever a recipe calls for diced or crushed tomatoes.

Meatloaf.
>Well you haven't tried my meatloaf
FUCK YOU IT'S NASTY. MEAT SHOULD NOT BE A LOAF.
>but its just hamburger
FUCK YOOOOOOOU

>>17846211
I like siracha a bit but I lost a lot of enthusiasm for it when I saw how it was made and that they include the fucking stems with it. That shit's gross because as a member of the nightshade family, it's not good to eat the stems of those plants.

>>17846304
Hello my long lost brother. Same. They ruin sandwiches all the time.

Potatoes. Baked potatoes, mashed potatoes, potatoes in stew etc, I find their consistency disgusting. I'm pretty sure it's because when I was very young, my parents had made some mashed potatoes one night and had put some on my plate but I didn't want to eat them. My dad was having none of my shit and got pretty mad at me, he basically forced me to eat them... and I immediately puked them up all over the dinner table. They never forced me to eat them again after that lol.

I absolutely love french fries though, as long as they aren't too "potatoey" like home fries or potato wedges. Shoestrings are fucking delicious.

>>17846344
you are broken

>>17846348
Yeah yeah, I've heard that a thousand times and then some. "OMG you don't like potatoes you're so weird!" Deal w/ it. Fun fact, I'm also fully Irish.

>>17846211
Not that everyone loves it, but my mum loves deep-fried lambs brains. I had it once and never again.

>>17846211
Pasta salad, potato salad, rice salad, etc.
Everything that was once hot and instead of simply eating it hot, people decided to first refrigerate it and then toss it in some vinegar and mayo, put some random shit in it and call it "summer food". One of the reasons I hate going to grill parties, I don't care if your mom has the best potato salad in the world, the idea itself is digusting and even though I'm not a very picky eater in most things, I refuse all types of carbs as salads.

>>17846344
Childhood trauma can definitely have major impacts on food issues. It’s a shame, because potatoes can be amazing. Boomer parenting at its finest though.

Nacho cheese and mayo.

>>17846223
>ooooh its bad for u but its so good im sooo naughty" *sips wine*
Ive never met a single person that thinks this way. Dark meat is just objectively tastier and juicier.

It's pretty disgusting, you gotta realize with spicy there are levels, if you're underleveled then Sriracha tastes awesome, otherwise it is like ketchup

>>17846211
onions

>>17846211
Idk if I'd say "everyone" loves these but mine are mushrooms and black olives. Other than that though, I'm quite unpicky when it comes to food

Watermelon is dog shit.

>>17846211
Siracha sucks, you're right.

Cheesecake is fucking rancid and I dont understand how people eat it. Just tastes like soured fucked up cake.

>>17846356
Must be genetic sour grapes trauma

>>17846344
Literally me. Right down to being forced to eat mash and puking it up.
Love chips, roast potatoes and potato salad, hate all other forms.

no one "likes" sriracha. it's just widely available condiment like ketchup.

>>17846304
>>17846328
You two fill me with rage.
It's like you never became men

>>17847075
a bunch of people hate those foods, a lot of people only had the worst forms of them as well
shitty canned black olives aren't inedible to me, but they do suck when there's way better olives
same for mushrooms, love some fresh fried ones, but if they're those crappy wet canned shit you find at awful pizza places why bother putting them on anything at all?

>>17847151
>x is really popular
>that means no one really likes x
>t.brainlet

>>17846306
You need other shit to balance out the meat. You cant just eat a big slab of meat, even if it has some breadcrumbs mixed in. Even if a meatloaf tastes okay, it leaves me feeling horrible.
>>17846313
Yeah, im sure theyre putting unsafe to eat poison in the product that sells billions of bottles a year.

>>17846211
For me its the opposite, I love something everyone else hates. I love corn syrup.

>>17846211
Same. I also hate most flavored potato chips. Flaming Cheetos too and Takis, all hot chip taste like shit.

>>17846280
Based and Avery Island pilled.
It was originally intended as a way to preserve chilis so cooks could have easy access to that flavor and also some sour to balance it out and enhance flavor in other dishes. You can use it as a condiment if you like it, but that wasn't why it was created.
Oddly enough two of their better condiments are their sweet Asian chili sauce and their Sriracha which utterly destroys Huy Fong with a rich, deep flavor with lots of garlic and a balanced heat with none of that harsh chemical-y vibe. Huy Fong is only the standard issue you always see in restaurants because it's dirt cheap, easy to get, and never goes bad...
judging all Sriracha based on Huy Fong is like judging all charcuterie based on Armour Vienna sausages.

anything seafood
I despite the smell
I despite the taste
I despite everything that it's associated with

>>17846306
so fucking based thank you. meatloaf is a horrible abomination

>>17846211
Bacon. It just overpowers everything.

>>17846211
are flowers supposed to smell good? Without exception i always find it unpleasant, kinda foul smelling
>>17846306
Well you haven't tried my mothers meatloaf
It's a bit dry i admit, but it has to be, because that's the excuse to fucking smother it in gravy, and believe me, ma knows how to make a fucking great gravy
also she puts egg in it which just adds to the glory of the whole stuff
usually i dont enjoy eating but meatloaf and gravy is so fucking great
>MEAT SHOULD NOT BE A LOAF
what you gonna do bout it, city boy?

>>17846356
do you like big butts too you weirdo

>>17846211
Beer tastes like dirty water that had old crackers soaking in it

Apples. They fucking suck, only fruit I despise.

>>17847458
Egg takes it next level

>>17846211
I do not care for liquor, I find it abrasive.
However I do love cocktails and beer

>>17847538
I don't like Pears.

>>17846304
>>17846328
same

>>17847163
>You two fill me with rage.
HAHA fuck you we will eat whatever we want, and you CAN NOT DO A JACK SHITTING THING ABOUT IT. YOU HAVE A MENTAL ILLNESS TRYING TO FORCE SHIT ON OTHER PEOPLE. SEETHE AND COPE YOU FUCKER.

I puree my tomatoes extra fucking smooth
SO SMOOTH, and I love it.

I refuse to eat chicken pot pie, I find the texture revolting

>>17846304
If it is only raw tomatoes you can't stand you might be allergic. The most common tomato allergy is to a protein that breaks down when cooked.

>>17846211
Based thank you, sriracha sucks. There's this really off/dulled taste to it like it's always somehow expired. It's not even spicy.

>>17847274
Tabasco uses oak barrels every other company uses them cheap blue plastic ones

I don't despise it but I can't really eat fish
I'm fine with it added as an ingredient in certain things but I can't really eat fish
I like stuff like oyster, scallop, mussel, calamari, squid, octopus though

>>17846211
Ketchup

>>17847908
Ditto

>>17846984
>objectively tastier
Says you

>>17847744
For whatever reason I love chicken pot pies, but have a repulsion to pretty much any other type of meat pie

>>17846211
everybody seems to like ketchup and mustard but i fucking despise both of them to the core

cheese

>>17846271
I douse frozen ravioli in this, it's great

i don't like wet food. This includes most sauces (gravy is an exception), soup etc

also dont like sandwiches. Mixing food with bread is bad

>>17847108
It is if you don't have a dark, fibrous, sweet, prime watermelon.

>>17847744
I like chicken pot pie, but that's despite the weird white slime inside it, not because that part's any good.

>>17846344
happened with me and cottage cheese. dad was drunk and offered some to me to try it. i didn't want it and i guess he didn't like that very much

>>17847538
the weird part for me is I love apples in other forms, in juice, cider, vinegar, cooked/baked in pastries etc...
But I hate it in its natural form. I also am averse to the sound and the texture of biting into it.
Also 9/10 they are a dud and bland and gritty/sandy as fuck, almost like wood chipper.

>>17847523
Here we go, some truth I.T.T.. Beer is awful.

>>17846217
you're supposed to cram it

>>17846271
It’s great on stews, soups, pizza, and eggs. Wouldn’t recommend cooking with it, it’s a table side condiment.

>>17846211
When people put breadcrumbs or eggs in a burger patty. "Oh, oh, but you can't taste the difference," yes you can, and it's fucking leagues apart from a pure meat patty. Anyone who uses either of those ingredients should be shot.

>>17846211
Alcohol. It is literal poison that has destroyed the health of those I care about.

>>17846211
Oysters. Let's eat some sea boogers, great idea!
Fucking nasty shit.

>>17846223
When I was a kid I used to hate light meat and thought dark was better, because light is dry. But found out in adulthood that light meat isn't dry, my mom just can't cook. Light is harder to cook but objectively better. Now I can't stand that disgusting dark gristle.

Wish i could enjoy mashed potatoes

avocado

bland flavourless mush for $4 apiece. gimme a break.

>>17846271
Basically just spicy vinegar, it's a pure scam. I have no idea how they sell so much of that stuff. Crystal is far superior, it actually has peppers as the first ingredient rather than vinegar. It's way more flavorful.

>>17847523
>>17848416

I can understand the beer hate if all you've ever drank is cheap stuff like Bud or Coors lite or whatever other pee water, but a quality Belgian wheat beer with an orange slice is like drinking a bright sunny day. Just pure joy to drink. I'd become a fat friar wheat beer brewer in a heartbeat if I had the option.

There is only one food I don't like, and that is ketchup. The flavor, smell, and appearance make me want to vomit. The single most disgusting thing I can think of in the entire world is when a ketchup bottle is mostly empty, it's got that disgusting filthy crust around the top, and on the inside you can see the texture and viscosity of the old disgusting ketchup inside. My hatred of pic related borders on a phobia.
And then the guy next to you needs to get some out, so he's shaking the bottle and hurling microscopic ketchup crust particles at me. Then turns it upside down and squeezes it, and it makes that PPPFPFPFTT - disgusting diarrhea fart blast - blasting little sickening ketchup droplet mist all over the table and my food. And with more squeezes, the diarrhea ketchup braps turn to horrific death wheezes. It sounds like an old man desperately drowning in his own pneumonia lungs full of wet bloody cancer and wheezing out rotten blood droplets with each of his final breaths. The rotten vinegar blood spray subsequently spattering all over the table and my food, and going onto my face.

>>17848774
I can understand not LOVING beer if all you've had is the cheap stuff, but hating something so bland and inoffensive seems even more impossible. It would be like hating white bread. It's not interesting, it's nearly flavorless, but it's light and refreshing. Basically just grain flavored seltzer. How could you hate that?

>>17846934
The idea is to have things that are made in advance to easily eat later while relaxing. Nobody wants to make something that should be eaten hot, like carbonara or something and then eat it hours later. That’s why pasta salad makes sense, since it’s still filling but tastes nice, simple and fresh, ideal for hot weather.

>>17848774
All beer tastes bad. Why would I want to drink something that tastes bitter? Bitterness is an unpleasant taste, the only time bitterness works is when it’s to combat and balance out something that’s overly sweet. But beer isn’t sweet at all. The only reason people drink beer is to get drunk, since it’s cheap and relatively easy to make. There’s much better alcohol out there, like wine, port, rum, etc, which actually have sweetness to them and are enjoyable. The only time beer works, is when it’s mixed with something else like lemonade, again, bitterness balancing out sweetness. Maybe that’s what your orange slice is about, but maybe just mix the beer with orange juice instead.

Raw tomato

>>17846211
Mayo

>>17848455
>Wouldn’t recommend cooking with it, it’s a table side condiment.

This is simply not true; it's been advertised as a seasoning ingredient ever since they began advertising it and for decades they gave away and published recipes in ads that used it and would send you a tiny bottle with just enough Tabasco sauce to try cooking those recipes with it.
A lot of those recipes and use suggestions literally call for two or three *drops* of it in things like gravy and salad dressings...foods that nobody adds condiments to at the table, that are ingredients in other dishes themselves. It has always been promoted as a highly concentrated all purpose liquid seasoning and just happens to be a tart and spicy one that *can* also work as a condiment- but anything more than a few drops of it directly on prepared food is overkill...its like dark soy sauce or Maggi seasoning or liquid smoke.

>>17848804
ARE YOU ME? I FEEL THE EXACT SAME WAY

>>17848857

I mean..you're welcome to your opinion, but it's just so..PEDESTRIAN.

mushrooms

>>17848455
tabasco on a boiled egg is so good

>>17848804

Yes!! Someone else who understands the suffering and ruin that vile red filth brings to everything it touches! DEATH TO ALL KETCHUP FAGS!

>>17847471
As a matter of fact I do enjoy large posteriors and I cannot tell a lie.

>>17848804
>>17849009
>>17849161
Niggers

>>17848804
I didn't agree until you brought up the diarrhea noise a ketchup bottle makes when near death. I hate that fart sound so fucking much, I think you might have retroactively activated some type of trauma in me.

>>17846211
Any form of cookie especially pic related. Fuck that shit. And while were at it nobody should eat candy in general.

>>17849331
Forgot pic

>>17849331
how could you hate gobstoppers they're the bees tits

>>17849344
Maybe when youre 14

>>17849358
DEFINITELY when you're 14

>>17846211
My mother's pussy. Everyone here is always telling me how much they love it, but I think it tastes gross.

>>17846211
Nothing because I'm not a 6 year old or autistic picky eater.

>>17848891
Agreed, it's disgusting. It tastes slimy unless it's cooked, every time I see a picture of some burger with raw tomato I immediately blanch.

I hate places like poke restaurants or pei wei where there's no menu, it's just like pick a protein, pick a base, pick a sauce or whatever. I fucking hate that shit. It's not my job to know what's good together. What if I pick wrong? I fucking hate it. Make a proper fucking menu you assholes.also I hate korean BBQ/ hotpot places. Fuck you I don't go to a restaurant to cook for myself.

Mint. It ruins every food and drink it touches. I have to vomit when I even smell that satanic plant. Scince when I was a child, peopke asked me why I alleays use "weird" toothpaste and not "normal" mint flavoured one. Because that shit nasty.

>>17846211
Sauerkraut. I don't know why rural Americans love it so much. They by the bigass jars of them all the time.

>>17847744
Just looking at it makes me think it is very salty from chicken stock.

>>17849540
usually not so bad as the filling is typically made from gravy (a roux of chicken broth with flour or better yet, pancake/biscuit mix). If you straight-up reduce the broth until thick it would be horrendous.

In saying that I have always fucking hated chiggin potpei. The taste, the texture, the crust. All fucking ghastly

>>17849540
Probably using too much chicken stock or salt. Hell I don't even put salt in when I used chicken stock, it's salty enough on its own.

>>17849522
>rural Americans
Everyone except barbarians living in the tropics eats pickled cabbage

>>17847523
My kinsman

>>17847523
Stop eating sugar and bread for a month then drink a beer, it's sweet and delicious as fuck.

>>17848857
imagine getting filtered by beer of all things

>>17848361
>bland and gritty/sandy
Get a good variety of apple. Try Winesap or Arkansas Black.

>>17846211
don't like carrots

>>17846211
It’s just jalapeños and garlic, and it’s delicious

>>17846211
Anything mint flavoured

>>17847744
unbased

>>17848857
Beer isn’t bitter. It’s malty; sweet. Hops are added to balance out the sweetness. Maybe you just don’t like IPAs?

I can't think of a food I don't enjoy. What comes to mind is Brim's brand from dollar tree. Their chips taste cheap, but it makes sense sense they're a dollar. I'm not picky at all bro, you can serve me anything.

>>17846211
Tabasco, it's just spicy vinegar

>>17850573
But I see it as a good ketchup for bad food.

I don't like smoothies, I prefer chewing on my food

>>17848759
Tastes like water

>>17847108
i like actual watermelon but watermelon flavoured things are always fucking putrid

>>17847523
also stale piss flavoured

>>17846211
sriracha is really good when mixed with ranch
otherwise I agree it's terrible on sandwiches or as a dip

>>17850792
ranch and siracha on pizza?? oh man

like im one of the kinds of people that will basically drink siracha but its not that its the best hot sauce out there, its just that its. well. Its like soy sauce. Its just the basica spicy flavour additive. I'd certainly try other ones if they exist but its just really well balanced

apparently it used to taste better and i really wish i could have tasted the older ones

>>17846344
That happened with me and mayo. When I was like 8 my parents thought it would be really funny to stuff a slice of ham full of mayo, which they knew I refused to eat at that age, and when I bit into it expecting delicious ham it was instead this glob of fucking white nasty shit. I thought the shit was full of maggots or some shit. It kinda turned me off to sliced deli ham for a while too.

I've come around to it but I still prefer mustard.

The only thing I've had and just do not like no matter how hard I try is grapefruit. I used to be the same for cooked carrots (HATED them as a kid) but I've come around.

>>17848857
Such an American opinion. Mutts can't drink anything that isn't absolutely saturated with sugar.

>>17846211
Watermelon.
It looks great and I want to like it and everyone thinks I'm a creepy weirdo for not liking it and I can't even eat it to be polite.
Often I just say I'm allergic.

>>17847274
Huh, I should try it sometime. Huy Fong is trash, Suree is a bit too sour and Crying Tiger is too sweet, so Flying Goose has always been my go-to brand.

>>17848286
Autistic

Kimchi

In the UK Sunday "Roast" which is actually baked.

>>17846211
Nutella is the nastiest poop invention ever conceived

>>17849337
those are the best cookies you fucking grinch

Pickles. Can't stand them. Mostly it's the texture.

Im surprised that the people from my thread arent in here shitting this one up

>>17852456

>>17848416
What about ginger beer?

>>17847108
God awful texture.

>>17851614
Let he who is without developmental disability cast the first stone

>>17852597
This nigga is mad yo

>>17848739
They are a bit pricy, but with some chips a single avocado is as filling as a full meal. And if you add some lemon juice and tomato then its tasty too.

>>17852662
cmon anon, take a bite

>>17847415
I don't dislike bacon, but every time I make a dish with bacon in it I get the nagging sensation that I would have been happier just making the bacon and eating it by itself.

>>17846211
Not sure if spices count but I hate garlic on literally everything but a nice prime steak. I don't even like it on other forms of beef products. Garlic on chicken or fish or pork make me gag.

>>17847415
For real. I love pork products but bacon is highly overrated and burgers actually taste better without them. Theyre not even filling. I will crave an egg cheese and bacon sammich every once in a while tho.

>>17847415
I hate crispy bacon. It's basically biting into crunchy, burnt meat chips.

>>17847328
Holy shit this. Literally anything from the sea. Crab, fish of any kind, scallops, jellyfish, seaweed, clams or snot like oysters,
all of it is turbo nauseating.

I also hate anything from a lamb. The meat takes a bit like pussy and the milk products are gross as fuck. Cows are fine.

>>17848759
We get it, you're white

>>17848462
Yea wtf why would I want my burger to taste like a meatball? Beef, salt, and pepper is all it needs.

>>17847163
Shut up you weird little faggot

Peas and green beans suck.

>>17846271
Works well with bolognese and also, surprisingly, with tuna pasta.

>>17846211
I don't like cantaloupe

>>17853164
this, also most of seafood is LITERALLY BUGS.
go on eat some roaches, no not the "food safe" roaches i mean just pick up a regular roach, oh you dont want to eat it? THEN DON'T EAT FUCKIN SEA BUGS.

>>17852642
nta but ginger beer is based.

>>17850245
>make your life miserable and then shit tastes less shit
holy fuck actually kill yourself right now.

>>17847744
for me i fucking hate it until i taste it and then i cant get enough.

>>17846211
Yeah, not a big fan of sriracha.
The garlic component always tastes like it's gone off.
Plus it's so easy to just use fresh peppers and garlic instead.

>>17846271
Yeah, it's just spicy vinegar. I pretty much only use it in bloody marys

>>17850497
in the industry we call such a feeling "cringe"

>>17849337
>you have been banned from the netherlands and my house

>>17851640
its mostly oil so i dont blame you.

>>17848804
This distilled autism genuinely made me laugh out loud, thanks anon

>>17846211
the vast majority of asian food; korean being the worst offender
molluscs like mussels and oysters
people just pretend to like this shit

>>17846211
I thoroughly dislike eggplant. Horrible taste and not even nutritious.

>>17847523
thank you. it's just puke flavored soda. a small minority of people claim to enjoy the bitterness, they cram hops into so many beers because really all it does is make it bitter

>>17854137
>i don't like thing
>everyone who does must be lying then
the fuck's wrong with you?

>>17847732
by refusing to move past a childish idiocy you deprive yourself of variety. The only person you're hurting is yourself.

>>17847744
its only good if its the frozen soft crust ones and even then only no veggies. then its one of my favorite foods though

>>17846211
Chilli in any concentration.

It isn't a flavor, it doesn't add anything to a meal except chemical burns to the mouth.

Fucking hate chilli

>>17846211
I don't despise them, but bananas are a depressing fruit to me.

>>17846223
Dark meat is good if I'm making a stew or something, but if you aren't terrible at cooking white meat is largely better.

mustard

not that I don't like it but it has some ingredient/component that just tastes like chemical/industrial waste in my mouth. some genetic shit (similar to some people not being able to like coriander) theres a scientific word for I've seen on here
strange as there are certain things I'll have that have mustard as an ingredient where it won't happen at all

>>17854735
have you tried dijon/spicy/honey mustard? the classic yellow mustard that comes in those bright yellow bottles is the only one i don't like.

>>17854768
all except honey which I only had in the form of a bag of honey mustard flavoured crisps from lidl and the same thing happened
honey mustard would appeal to me anyway

>>17854789
*wouldn't

>>17849504
Brainlet tier
If you don’t like it don’t go

>>17854106
oranje-bro, let's ban him from life

>>17846211
blue cheese

>>17854087
have you considered the possibility sea bugs are healthier and tastier than roaches?
i also hate 90% of seafood but this argument is retarded

>>17846217
You got memed and now that you tried it you're gay forever Anon, sorry.

>>17846344
Same happened to me, puked everything on the capter and I can't eat it anymore. Thankfully it was tomato soup.

>>17846211
Berries, any of them, any form or in anything. Only some drink mixes have been ok, where they're something like the faint aroma instead of punch.
It's such a visceral reaction I can't explain it. Smell, look, the thought of eating them, the rest if I've overcome the primal "nope". I was once asked
>does lingonberry jam remind you of blood or gore
It doesn't. Simply can't stomach them.

>>17849337
holy shit you're subhuman
literally the best christmas cookies

>>17846211
For some reason, macaroni salad grosses me out. I much prefer egg salad. I think it's a texture problem with the noodles

>>17846211
Bleu cheese. I love all sorts of other weird shit with strong flavors but most bleu cheese tastes like nothing but mold to me.

>>17855505
>>17855049

>Bleu cheese.

As a cheese lover, I admit this one has an extremely strong flavor. I got one from the grocery store and it was way too bitter. I prefer to use the term 'bitter' instead of mold. I also think a lot of food requires a tastebud adjustment. The tip to enjoying blue cheese is to use just a small amount of it. That's why 'crumbled' blue cheese exist.

>>17846211
Liver, the weird thing is I could eat it when I was in college (30 years ago) at the cafeteria, but now it's beyond disgusting.

fish, there is no recipe or way of making it that it does not taste vile.

beer especially IPA's they are the worst. although it taste better with lemon and ice.

brussels sprouts smell like a dead rotting animal
>>17846306
the better homes and gardens cook book from the 50's has the best meatloaf recipe ever.

>>17847415
bacon is such a double edged sword. i like it in a lot of recipes but i hate the fucking meme of just adding bacon in shit makes it better

i like it in recipes like pasta alla panna, i like bacon and eggs between an english muffin

but holy shit adding bacon to an already good burger is just a perfect way to ruin it. its great as a staple for certain things but the idea that bacon is this godlike meat that just makes everything better is so fucking wrong

>>17848804
Finally someone with my type of autism

>>17855526
>The tip to enjoying blue cheese is to use just a small amount of it.
parents gave my sister 170 gram piece of it once when she was visiting, when se was driving home, niece ate half of it
kids are mad sometimes

>>17847163
>caring this much about what other people like
It's like you're still 12.

>>17848774
I wouldn't say that I hate beers, but I've tried various kinds (and not just the cheap stuff, either) and I can't say I've encountered beer I like. I tend to like other kinds of alcoholic beverages that aren't overly sweet (except cider, which makes me nauseous, somehow, and gin, which just tastes awful).

>>17846211
these fucking pieces of shit

>>17854087
Yeah, but crustaceans have actual meat. Terrestrial bugs are just full of like goo and shit. Big difference.

>>17848804
new copypasta dropped

>>17846260
jalapenos are great just for the texture

>>17850797
>it was instead this glob of fucking white nasty shit
t. Adam Dudley, the greatest American street fighter

>>17846211
I don't get the hype

>>17846211
Everything.
>start getting sick nearly every day in high school
>gets progressively worse
>intense pain and diarrhea for hours every time I ate
>for years
>in and out of the doctor, they say it's all in my head or IBS or someshit
>go to ER all the time, they just send me home because they think I'm an addict looking for narcotics
>for years
>every time I ate
>would be the worst diarrhea imaginable, every single day, would have to stop on the side of the road or strangers would make fun of me in public restrooms or whatever the fuck I could think of
>parents laughed at me about it
>entire fucking family is morbidly obese, so food all the fucking time
>gotta hear them hype up food
>all the time
>all the fucking time
>go to the ER one more time, tell the doc if he doesn't do anything I'm gonna go home and kill myself
>he rolls his eyes, orders a CT scan
>a fucking CT scan
>been in and out of GI docs FOR A DECADE by this point, no one had run a CT scan
>abdomen was nothing but masses of grey lumps
Lost ten years of my life over that. I hate food. I come here to try to overcome PTSD. I can't eat around anyone in my family without freaking out, so I generally just go without eating all day until 11:30 at night or so and then eat pate and cheese to stay alive.

I'd like to eat more stuff, but I don't want to fuck with it and I don't want to fuck with other people mocking me with how much they enjoy food.

Thanks for reading my stupid blog.

>>17855530
>Liver
im pretty sure most people dont like it. you have to find a really good liver, i eat a lot of raw beef liver and noticed that different brands taste a lot stronger than others

>>17857024
that sucks man, i got IBD at a young age and was puking up everything i ate because of the pain. that made me associate puke with the foods i was eating. i had to go on a restrictive diet, which made me sick and tired of eating the same thing over and over. im basically stuck with eating only vegetables, or else i will get severe diarrhea and bleeding. i also started visiting this board because of food problems to cope

>>17846304
Love them cold on sandwiches or cold chopped up in salad. BUT warm tomato chunks are my worst enemy, my mom when I go see her always seems to make shapgherti and I always have to pull out about 40 slimey nasty bits. It's a childhood thing that's stuck with me.

Oh and I hate mushrooms. Everyone I know is always trying to sneak them in the food on me, trying to pull a fast one so they can yell HA YOU LIKED IT but I always know, no matter how deep you bury it in the food.

>>17846211

What’s for dinner, frens?

>>17857024
That's a sad story. Sorry lad

>>17856226
Waddafuck is this

>>17857024
>abdomen was nothing but masses of grey lumps
is everyone supposed to know what this means?

>>17857094
I don't understand why your threads get deleted. It's retarded.

>>17846211
>I'll start: Frank's
>It tastes disgusting
>Worst hot sauce ever invented
FTFY

>>17857132
screwed up intestines probably

>>17857132
Gangrene. They thought it was cancer due to their appearance. I had oncologists prodding me for about a week before I nearly died after a botched biopsy, so the trauma surgeon stepped in and basically said "fuck these retards, I'm sticking a camera in you to see what the hell those things look like." They have no idea how it happened or how I survived for so long.

>>17857264
>>17857315
And, yeah, intestines and colon. They left me enough to where I don't need a bag, though, so I've got that going for me.

>>17856226
never expected to see kengan on /ck/

>>17846344
Potatoes are probably my favourite ingredient, but I am a quarter Irish so maybe it's in the blood.

>>17848804
Great post

>>17857315
doctors are niggers. they almost sent me home when i went to the ER after i saw blood in my poop. had to beg them to check what was up with my insides

>>17857142
Mod hates me for some reason.

ITT picky eaters who are still somehow overweight

>>17857587
Nearly every picky eater that I know IRL are obese. They eat like a dozen foods and it's all junk like burgers, french fries, and nuggets.

>>17857595
Yeah I can understand not liking pickles on your burger or something.
But these fucks are writing off entire sections of the food group all while being obese

>>17848302
Ever tried compressed watermelon? I've only had it during afternoon tea at a nice hotel in New Delhi, but damn it was amazing

>>17856226
based

>>17848804
Lmao holy shit

I'd never enjoy eating one of these raw. Although if cooked in a muffin , scone, or something they are good

>>17857493
well what was the problem?

>>17848891
Yeah, too strong of a flavor and an unpleasant texture. Even homegrown they're not great unless cooked at least a bit.

>>17846211
Bananas, peaches, and strawberries. The texture is disgusting.

Habaneros... and it's not the heat; I'm fine with jalapenos but habaneros just taste like chemicals to me, not good

>>17857830
ulcerative colitis

>>17846211
deviled eggs. hardboiled eggs in general suck ass.

>>17846271
are you retarded?

>>17858455
did they fix it

>>17846306
Meatloaf is fucking disgusting. What a waste of time and ingredients.

>>17858515

>>17846211
I hate 99% of all cheeses. The most disgusting food item ever created. Fucking nasty texture and taste.

>>17858592
a 1 percenter cheese that you do like

>>17846223
>what is it anyway? never seen it round before
Just imagine a generic hot sauce like franks or tapatio but it tastes very very garlicy

>>17858597
I'll tolerate mozzarella on pizza, but that's of.

>>17846211
I agree but mix it with mayo and you have samurai sauce. And that's good shit

>>17846217
what the hell is a sperm san>>17846223
dwich?

>>17846344
happend to me with cheese

Ketchup
Mustard
Mayonnaise
Pickles

They all make me gag

>>17848727
>But found out in adulthood that light meat isn't dry, my mom just can't cook
kek, same here. Chicken breasts so dry you literally need to take a sip of water to swallow them or pork tenderloins that have been cooked to cardboard consistency.

>>17846344
Happened to me with eggs and fish. Funnily enough though, the only type of fish I will eat is canned tuna drowned in mayo.

Raw olives. I'm sure a lot of people don't like them. I've had "really good" ones before but they were still way too salty. I also thought I didn't like cherries for a long time until I picked some fresh ones that were sour.

>>17846211
Henny tastes like vomit to me. This makes me sad because I wanted to enjoy it.

>>17855895
Kids dont have a fully developed palate so they usually enjoy blue cheese

>>17846223
>>17846247
the whole "dark meat is bad for you" was started in advertising in the 50s and 60s to try to drive up sales of light meat that was deeply unpopular since it is the less fatty and therefore drier cut of meat. Chicken breasts are the easiest cut to breed for massive size though and the science of creating the franken chickens who have half their body made up of breast meat that we now know and love was just coming about. The claim of dark meat being unhealthy was all based in 0 science but presented by an actor in a lab coat so our grandparents believe it like the word of god.

>>17859271
>Raw olives.
Literally no one eats raw olives, bro. You can't even buy them. They're bitter and inedible.

>I've had "really good" ones before but they were still way too salty.
If they were salty, they were not raw. The salt is added in the curing process which makes them edible.

>>17859271
you are actually retarded.

>>17849003
Thanks for the knowledge. I had no idea, condiment is what I always perceived it to be. I will now perform harikiri.

Licorice. Never got the appeal. For a long time I was under the assumption that the reason licorice would be packaged with actual proper candy was that ot was supposed to teach the kids that nothing is ever purely sweet and fun, that you would have to work through some bad parts even when you had a bad time.
It blew my mind when I learned that some people actually like it.

>>17846344
>>17846959
>>17848306
>>17850797
>>17858631
>>17858740
Hot cocoa here. My mom would not believe that I didn't like it, and made me drink a whole cup. I was wretching the whole time.
I still don't like any hot drinks. I make my Americanos with cold water.

>>17846211
Korean and japanese food. The first is rice starch and fish cakes with chili ketchup, the second is rice and bonito with various toppings. Disgraceful.

I eat every food, all seafood, all meat and offal, even durian or natto seem normal to me. However if you give me Lemon pie i will puke. It is an ungodly abomination of man to me.

>>17846280
The habanero one is an S-tier sauce though. Hotter and fruitier tasting than regular, without being offensively hot.

>>17857657
I'm so curious... Please show me and don't fuck it this time

>>17858472
no

>>17846211
Pasta, it just feels weird in my mouth, it makes me gag

Olives
Raw tomato
Bell peppers
Liver

Also ketchup and mustard, but to balance it out I tend to enjoy eating things that others dislike or find disgusting.

>>17861607
so you gonna die or what?

>>17849331
almost all cake is garbage

>>17851134
have you ever tried putting salt on it

curry, im not sure how it ever became popular

>>17862065
>>17862130
what the fuck

>>17846211
guacamole
it literally tastes like generic veggies

>>17862156
its sloppa

>>17861827
i probably wont die, i just need to avoid eating foods that cause me to poop blood (which is most food)

>>17846211
queso

>>17847523
>everyones just pretending
Nah. I love the crisp bitterness of dark beers. It's like eating cold dark chocolate. Or really light cheap beers like bud lite or busch lite don't taste like much of anything to me, so I enjoy them as a cheap drink. But anything between tastes like urine, except for red stripe for some reason.

>>17846211
cake

>>17859829
>>17859859
I just meant uncooked, I think they are fine on a pizza for example

I hate Strawberries, don't mind the flavor but I hate eating them, same with tomatoes

>>17848804
anon you might have OCD

>>17864120
I have been eating a lot less fruit since I saw the video showing how almost all fruit is full of worms
I still eat it but sometimes it grosses me out

>>17846211
every time i've eaten greenbeans as a child i threw up

I tried it again thinking maybe it was just the school's greenbeans that were bad, they were still dogshit

>>17862072
no jesus
what would that achive?

>>17865198
so people do it, its not for me but not bad

>>17846304
My man, finally someone who gets it.

>>17867060
what a pair of faggots

>>17848739
>$4 a piece
holy fucking shit, you people should come to Colombia, for $4 we can buy 4 pieces

>>17846211
picrel
also
>pizza with too many meats and cheese
throws off the balance
>banana
its only perfectly ripe like 1% of the time and it ruins any dessert that contains it

>>17854947
>If you don’t like it don’t go
Wow what a brilliant response. Might as well just respond to every single post ITT with "well then just don't eat it"

>>17847908
>>17848257
>>17848804
>>17849161
>>17858658
>>17861761

>>17848804
Here it's for you

>>17848804
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>>17848739
It needs salt and coriander.

>>17846934
The good thing is no one wants you ruining their picnic with your whiny faggotey

>>17846243
Canned whipped cream is dogshit. You’ve never spent the 30 seconds to whip up heavy cream in your stand mixer, have you poorfag?

>>17858515
Meatloaf is fine. Sloppy joes are a fucking abomination.

>>17854087
retard

>>17848857
There are stouts that have sweetness to them. But I do notice that your opinion boils down to: if there's no sugar it's bad. lol

>>17868231
>Meatloaf is fine.
Also has some great album art.

>>17868609
Meatloaf is actually rad and no one can tell me otherwise.

Beets, they taste like dirt I really dislike them
>Inb4 my post gets the Ukraine treatment

>>17847523
>reddit: the webcomic

roast tastes like slimy raw meat

where did OP's picture go?

>>17846344
>he basically forced me to eat them...
my dad would guilt trip me. but he'd only ever get crazy and abusive if i was bad at soccer. you should see me curve a ball into the goal from a corner kick, or try one of my omelettes.

>>17849520
Mint is fantastic.
I eat mint leaves as a snack.

>>17846211
Honey Mustard
Terrible

>>17849337
Kill yourself.

>>17871239
it was a frog pic. Not allowed on /ck/