/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17853765
>When she does shit like this she basically makes me yell at her and push her like last time. We’re 19 years old, this shit is too much for me to handle.

>>17853765
Seek help

>>17853778
What?

>>17853765
Put more effort into your photo next time you attempt bait

>>17853778
he is seeking help, this thread is asking for some help with recipes

>>17853765
Fake and gay story since trannies are dudes so, they cannot get pregnant or give birth.

You fucked up, now your life is over. Damn shame, but sometimes you have to learn the hard way. Maybe your daughter's kids will get sick of your trashy lineage and do something with their lives after they watch their mom (your daughter) get beat up by her boyfriend when she runs away in a decade or two from now.

>>17853803
Wtf are you talking about

Beatings.

>>17853765
This is why every man should have multiple wives. One or two for kids, one for keeping fit and fuckable, and one who has a skill that can help out (accountant, lawyer, sexologist, chef, etc.)

Make her eat all the eggs.

If you thought a tiny town where the only activity is drinking was a fitting place to settle down, the only thing I recommend you eat is a bullet.

>>17853765
If this isn't bait:
anon, get your life in order. Your wife might have postpartum. And you both are retarded children anyway. Simce you are European, I assume that you have some sort of social service you can get in contact with. Talk woth them about your issues, they will help. And don't be a nigger, treat your wife well. If you can't do that bare minimum of being a husband and father, divorce her.

In regards to cooking: if it is too overwhelming to google "cheap and easy recipes", maybe talk to you mr relatives? since you are a Med, I assume you are close with your family (and hers as well?). Ask your mom or whatever (hell, even a friend who knows how to cook) to teach you some cheap and easy recipes. Not just cook for you you, but teach you how.
Godspeed

>>17853803
Shut up lady goddamn. I’m gonna have to yell and push you for fuck sake

>>17853765
I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant. She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.
We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.
But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me instant ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 miles to a quiet area (we live in Ohio, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my phone and dialed her mom’s number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.
Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."
All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a lasagne, It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.
Do with this information what you will.

>>17853999
Classic pasta.

>>17853999
You’re a horrible person.
It takes two to make a marriage work.

>>17853829
Have a wife and kid, told the wife as long as she keeps sucking this fat cock like a champ then she can slip a few pounds and won't have to worry about the ol' sleepy eye

Play with her asshole a bunch

>>17853999
You’re a shithead, anon.

>>17853999
I've read this atleast 10 times and started gigglying after the second sentence

Are you Greek

find your wife a real turk bro to take over and raise your kid. true greek men are only happy when they are fucking the livestock.

>>17854013
>>17854056
retards

>>17854420
Reminder: this site is going to be infested with tourists for several weeks.

>>17853999
Based digits and pasta.

>>17854428
wait, why? oh right, summer

>>17854448
There's a Current Thing that put 4chan in normie media. It happens every few years. People come and check it out (then stay because this is the best site on the internets).

>>17853765
Your wife has turned from a woman into a mother. These are two very distinct concepts, even though they don't seem contradictory at all.

Everything that has made her a woman before pregnancy and giving birth now makes her a mother.

She also maybe doesn't want to put effort into anything because she has gotten from you what she wants/wanted more than ANYTHING else in life: to be a mother.

>>17853765
Oh fuck yeah, another roleplay thread
I'll go too

Hey guys, I'm 56 and my wife just died to covid, and I'm worried (double boosted, all that, but still got it at a wedding)
Recently due to the grief, I haven't really been able to taste anything. Any spicy recope recommendation for a guy who doesn't really know how to cook? I have an air fryer and a foreman grill if thst helps.

I fucking love these RP threads

she made you shitty at taking pictures?

you're lucky my greek flag filter doesn't work on non-flag boards
you're a fucking faggot and i hate you, idk why 4chan doesn't rangeban greeks after the last YEAR of fucking garbage off-topic reply-bait threads day in, day out
poland or whoever was banned for years, mods need to step up and kill greece

>>17854013
>>17854056
lurk moar newfags

OP perhaps you should just trust in the Lord.

>>17853765
Tell the father to pay for your pizza.

>>17853765
What a fucking loser. She's crying because you're a drunk and not helping with your stupid spawn. Stop being a deadbeat and either change some diapers or cook dinner you absolute loser.

This is a heavily modified pasta, retards. I've seen the "we're 19 years old I beat my wife" shit before multiple times.

>>17854567
>I've seen the "we're 19 years old I beat my wife" shit before multiple times.
Doesn't mean it's pasta. It's daily life in Finland.

>>17853999
interesting stuff. wish more anons made practically minded posts like these.

>>17854612
It is pasta, though. OP just put a Greek variation on it. I've seen it posted many times.