/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17841549
>OP doesn't know about AI generated ad spam.

I bet you also think that drinking this one weird ingredient before bed will make you lose 3 pant sizes in 2 days

>here you are sir, that’ll be $37.99 plus tip
>oh and here’s your bag full of soggy peanut fries

>>17841566
This desu.

Back in like 2015 the prices made sense.

Now it's just straight robbery. For the same price as a double bacon burger and fries you can make 6 homemade burgers for the same price.

>>17841576
I don’t know, I like the way 5 goys tastes specifically. Is that so wrong?

>>17841590
Yes. Yes it is. And you are a bad person for it. You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

>>17841590
Apply for a job at 5 goys, learn how they make the burger, quit

>>17841566
Fucking word! Five guys doesnt make sense. The pricing is absolutely horrendous even if it is good quality ingredients. NOTHING justifies the price, except when I get a free blowjob from the cashier.

>>17841549
My local 5 guys looks *exactly* like this. Do they all look the same?

>>17841549
Are you a troll, or are you really this stupid?

>>17841549
how do you actually fall for clickbait in >the current year?

>>17841565
He didn't have time to read that article, he's too busy being angry at Emma Watson's car.

>>17841565
I mean, if you drank a feces shake every night you'd get dysentery and the weight would really drop off.

>>17841566
kek

>>17841852
How would you give yourself dysentery unless you already had dysentery? At which point, why would you even need to make your feces into a shake, you already have dysentery.

>>17841566
It’s 7 dollars. Literally cheaper than 90% of restaurants . I get the meme but it’s so ducking stupid.

>>17841576

>>17842066
No it isn't. I can get burgers at sit down places and McDonalds quarter pounds literally are higher quality than 5-Guys.

>>17841721
or you can just look up how to make smash burgers, retard

>>17841549
Ayyy lmao in the backgrounds

>>17842086
>McDonalds burgers
>Higher quality

>>17841549
>op spends all days staring at taboola shit because he's too stupid to figure out how an adblocker works

>>17843556
For the quarter pounder meat quality and buns, absolutely.

>>17841549
mcdonalds<burger king<five guys<shake shack<the local restaurant which has a retro futurist decor<your moms cooking

>>17843778
Unless you had the absolutely shittiest five guys, like some real bizzaro world shit, you are absolutely out of your fucking mind.

How the fuck did anyone convince investors that a salad fast food chain was a good idea?

>>17841566
For the same price as 5 guys i can get a burger and beer at twin peaks and get served by a slutty 19 year old and peep asses while I eat.

>>17843778
You can complain about the price all you want. 5 Guys is expensive. But, you are on another level of retardation if you think McDonalds is higher quality and better tasting. It's just cheaper.

>>17844395
>>17843556
>>17844366
Cope. McD's knew they were known for being shit for ages and switched it up in the mid '10s. Do you have any examples of current McD's actually being lower quality? Nope. Cope.

>>17844352
>your moms cooking
So all food is awful

>>17844463
No potato skin on the fries. This is just the smallest example.

>>17841566
Five Guys should've stayed local to the DC area.

>>17841566
that looks incredible wtf are you on

>>17844463
McDonald's kept giving me empty buns instead of burgers and I haven't been back since. Its always a craps shoot if it's cold or not. Almost everything is still the same low quality dry shit it's always been and I've never seen sear on any of their burger patties.

>>17844573
If that really looks incredible to you I feel sorry for your tastebuds.

>>17841549

Fake news.

I’ve only had Five Guys twice and thought the burger was fine and I like the fires (and got a ton of them) but it’s too expensive for fast food and the lack of a drive-thru is a deal breaker.

>>17841566
buying shitty McDs burger with delivery for 5-10x the cost of ingredients:
>oh suh-wee-ty ACKSHUALLY eating out is worth way more in saved time and money than cookin-
someone sells bigger better burger that costs 20% more
>-WHAAAT THIS IS ROBBERY WTF FIVE GUYS SO EXPENSIVE
I'll never understand you Americans.

>>17843548
but did he apologize for his car?

>>17842077
mans was 100% right and only fatasses on cu/ck/ disagree

>>17845769
McDs burgers satisfies my itch for delicious fast food, my own burgers satisfies my itch for delicious real food, but Five Guys is more real than McDs and doesn't satisfy me at all

>>17845479
It's not fast food unless there's a drive thru. Fast casual I guess.

Never understood the love for 5 guys, I have gone to generic non franchise burger stores that serve actual delicioius burgers, that dont fall apart in your hand and come with many good sauces or side condiments. Im talking burgers so good, you dont even need to order fries cause the damn burger is so good and well made it makes you full.

>>17842066
lel this
I used to shill the "le 5 guys is expensive" meme a lot but it's only really expensive in comparison to places like mcdonalds and burger king. If you go to any decent restaurant the burgers are usually $12+.

5 guys is fine, if you don’t like the burger that’s your fault because you chose what’s on it
Just don’t buy the expensive soy fries

>>17843548
It's missing "TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND SEE WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE NOW!"

alright boys.... i'm gonna do it. i'm gonna get dressed, hop off this couch, and head over to Five Guys.
what am i getting? will post results and receipt.

>>17845784
Nobody wants to eat burgers for every meal for 3 days straight

>>17842066
5 guys burgers are the price of a burger in a casual fine dining exposed brick farm to table type spot, about $15-20 for a meal. i tried it once, found it to not justify the hype, and will continue to patronize my local dive bar that sells $4 cheeseburgers cooked in a burger machine that hasn't been cleaned since 1940

>>17847225
>Bacon Cheeseburger
>All The Way minus Tomatoes
>add A1
>Large Fry Cajun Style
>water to watch your figure

>>17847225
A1, Hot sauce, Mayo
peppers, grilled onions, w/e else you like
Cajun fries

>>17847564
>>17847707
is it worth it? maybe for the fries alone if you like fries that much, which is similar to how little ceasars makes most of their money off a quarter worth of dough and some cheap cheese. the burger is not bad though, frfr. you just gotta be willing to get your face and hands dirty. no cap ritzys and steak n shake are a better value for just the same shit.

>>17847864
Looks good would eat and cuddle with you

>>17844463
Yes. I've eaten McDonalds within the last year. It's as terrible as it's always been. Nothing has changed. You have terrible taste.

>>17847564
>>17847564
Why would anyone edit this
It's always been Mcnuggies
POST THE ORIGINAL RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>17847864
bout the same price as mcd's these days tbqhwyd. just completed the survey for a chance to win a gift card and if i get it i'll post the card number here.

>>17847913
Are you SURE anon-kun?

>>17847971
I AM ONE MILLION GODDAMNED PERCENT SURE NOW POST THE ORIGINAL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE