/ck/ - Food & Cooking

This is a pressing enough issue for you to start a crying thread where you hope others will cry with you and start a tear-lubed circlejerk?

>>17817708
Tears are not good lube.
Trust me.

the idea is you scoop across so they mix together.

anyway it's distinct because there's history behind it.

>>17817706
they stole this flavor combo from those sugar wafer things

>>17817706
Women love it.

>>17817765
Disgusting and u have to wash that pinky bc poop comes out of there

>>17817706
>How is this a distinct ice cream? I can just buy the three flavors separately and eat them at the same time
you just answered your own question, you save 66% by just buying the one

It's so that you don't have to buy 3 tubs, it's a variety pack

>>17817736
Wow I've never done this in my life actually even tho I do spoon each flavor separately. Will try next time. Thanks nigga.

>>17817706
But then you'd have to buy three separate containers of ice cream. I wish there were other flavor combinations like this.

>>17817706
Really hard to find pure strawberry though.

>>17817771
>poop comes out of there
That's the best part!

Nobody tell him about spumoni.

>>17817736
>anyway it's distinct because there's history behind it.
>putting three ice creams next to one another is what italians call "history"
Every day I find more evidence that the whole country is a meme

>>17817706
Why would you buy 3 when you can just buy 1 you absolute mongoloid

>>17818152
>ice cream makers from naples emigrate abroad
>make ice cream italian flags as patriotic advertising

why does this anger you so?

>>17818209
Retard lmfao

Spumoni is better

>>17817706
>>if youre over the age of 14 and still eat this fucking garbage you should kill yourself

At least graduate to better quality/tasting ice cream

>>17817765
Came here to post this. Kek

>>17817939

>>17817765
That two in pink one in stink thing has to have been the dumbest meme ever.

terrible thread

>>17818778
???
There should be two pink memes, the scent is always pink

>>17818778
>He's never given a bitch the Spocker
pathetic

>>17817706

>>17818204
Because more care will have been taken when focusing on making each individual flavor.

>>17818833
lewd

>>17820309
>Strawberry girl is strawberry because she has a very small amount of red in her outfit, otherwise just a normal anime girl
>Middle girl is no more vanilla than either of the two on the sides
>Chocolate girl is chocolate because she has a tan, despite being otherwise clearly strawberry-inspired
Make strawberry a brunette, then switch her and chocolate, give vanilla some dark freckles.

>>17817706
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neapolitan_ice_cream
>The first recorded recipe was created by head chef of the royal Prussian household Louis Ferdinand Jungius in 1839, who dedicated the recipe to Fürst Pückler.

>>17820331
Good call. Do you work as an illustrator?

Based FÜRSTENEIS

>>17820309
White girl in the middle should be strawberry and chink should be vanilla because it's yellowish

>that kid who called it napoleon

>>17818042

>>17820893
they're all asian.

>>17822306
I thought illya was Russian. I've never watched any fate stuff but I've read a lot of doujins

>>17822314
it's a bit weird because she's a cup and not a human, but Kiritsugu is her dad

>>17822306
>>17822314
Illya is a german artificial human-ish being.

>>17817706
People can like what they want. Buy your three separately if that floats your boat.

>>17822314
Yes, and Russia is in Asia.

>>17818209
>make ice cream italian flags as patriotic advertising
Are Italians colorblind?

>>17817706
Fürst Pückler Masterrace reporting in

>>17817736
i was 36 years old when i learned this

>go to friends birthday
>his family got this bullshit and nobody touched the strawberry
garbage flavor. and i can't find one that's any other than those 3, or just vanilla/chocolate, it's always strawberry

>>17817706
then you gotta buy 3x more icecream
>>17825609
i like to scoop it in a way so that i get all 3 flavors but mostly strawberry to use more of it up so future scoops have more choc and vanilla.

>>17820972
high kek

>>17825622
they need to add a 4th legit flavor to dilute the strawberry ratio

>>17825821
This has been tried, the world was nearly destroyed.

>>17825841
what flavor was it?

>>17825859
Butterscotch.

>>17825866
shoulda done mint/chocco, more tolerable than strawberry plus it looks really cool.

>>17825875
>mint/choco
Not historically accurate though. Butterscotch used to be sold alongside vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry in the olden days.

>>17825841
What is the flavor of the day?

>>17825859
pistachio but actually good

>>17825821
what an awful opinion

>>17825947
its true though the strawberry is always the last one standing after me and my siblings would raid the other 2 spots.

>>17818152
our modern legacy is government approved mafia, bunga bunga and Tifa Lockheart rule34

>>17820309
Fixed.

>>17820441
>>17820493
>>17825589
HEIL HINKERSCHNITZEL!!1

>>17826091
Obviously the 2nd image is from the POV of the girls. You messed it up.

>>17818209
In Italian, green is regarded as a kind of brown.

>>17826163
>>17824709
strawberry and chocolate weren't the original neapolitan flavors, they're just the only ones Americans will eat

>>17826186
The original colors were pistachio, unflavored, and chilli

>>17818763
Sauce? I wanna fug the fox

>>17826198
commit seifuku

>>17820972
KEK

>>17817765
I only put my mouth on the white part.

>>17826839
>t. nigger

>>17817736
Neapolitan ice cream is fucking stupid.
All you end up tasting is chocolate because it's such a strong flavor.

>>17828673
You have a point, the chocolate is too overpowering

>>17817765
Fucking love Dane Cook!

>>17817706
i am also in spumoni game. rediscovered last summer and boy this is gonna be a spumoni boi summer

>>17817783
When I was in school, Neopolitan was only bought if it was the only thing left in the store freezer. Kids scooped the ice cream out separately. So Chocolate was always gone first, then vanilla and strawberry would be left for last or tossed out. Might as well just buy a tub of all one flavor.

>>17825622
>>go to friends birthday
>>his family got this bullshit and nobody touched the strawberry
/this

>>17826839
Nobody ate strawberry, they just scooped it out to dump it.

>>17820493
Puckler??? I hardly know her!

>>17826839
more accurate

>>17817706
This is the flag of Naples, Italy.

>>17825609
So you are 36 years old right now yes?

>>17830398
That's clearly one of them Benjamin button types that age backwards

>>17825841
based KnD poster

>>17817706
People who aren't total lard asses don't want to keep 3 half gallons of ice cream in their freezer at once. I'm usually on board with /ck/ memes but this one seems reddit teir.

Real ones went for the strawberry because you could get extra scoops on account of nobody wanting it.

>>17828673
>>17828697
Yeah I forgot, Chocolate dipped strawberries don't exist and totally aren't complimentary. Chocolate and vanilla? Heck no. I'd never eat a snack pack. Oh.. what did you say about vanilla and strawberry? I don't give a fuck if 1000 niggers have had number one hits talking about strawberries and cream.

>>17830747
Cream is not inherently vanilla flavored you cum guzzler

>>17828673
Chocolate ice cream fucking sucks. There I said it.

>>17830753
So you're trying to tell me if the cream was vanilla flavored you wouldn't like it?

>>17830776
I would like it but that's not the point faggot. Plain cream is just a dairy product, no vanilla in it.

>>17830786
So that's your hard line. The negligible amount of vanilla in the ice cream. That's what makes neopolitan suck. What if it was chocolate cream strawberry? Would you reddit your besties about it?

>>17830815
What are you even on about at this point?

>>17828673
Chocolate ice cream isn't actually chocolate at all. It's just a blend of leftover flavors.
>but it's brown
Yes. That's what happens when you mix every color together.

>>17825609
jesus i turned 36 this week and guess what I learned today.

>>17830896
Happy birthday!

>>17817706
I'm amazed how many people here serve the flavours separately. I hadn't even considered the possibility of scraping out flavours individually.

>>17830896
That women are evil?

>>17817706
>expresses desire to eat all three at the same time
>"wtf I'll just waste 3x the money I would otherwise not spend buying three cartons of ice cream at the same time"

>>17817765
saved

>>17818832
two in the pink, two in the stink?
your fucking retarded mate

>>17825622
>>17825821
>muh fruit yuck
does baby not eat his vegetables, too?
ask me how I know you're both 400 lb hamplanet tastelets who eat fast food everyday

replace the strawberry with coffee ice cream and you get a fantastic creamy vanilla mocha

take some sugar cones and crush them into crumbs and pour them over the bowl of ice cream and you get a great cheap crunch too

that's how you do it, kiddos

>tfw finally got my hands on a new flavor of the little debbie ice cream
>but the honeybun is too hot sold out

>>17831731
for me it's the showstopper

>>17824709
Neapolitan ice cream was traditionally pistachio vanilla and Cherry.

It was adapted into chocolate vanilla and strawberry due to cost and local tastes

>>17825821
Banana?
>>17826839
Vanilla is my favorite ice cream because you can do different things with it.

If you can get a hold of some flake style chocolate from australia and crumble it in you have this delicious chocolate flake ice cream...

Or a little bit of Honey on top or you could spray on some Milo and such a versatile flavor.

And if you get really good high quality vanilla made with real vanilla it's delicious all on its own. How did vanilla become considered the plane flavor? I've had milk ice cream without any vanilla in it and it's delicious but it has a very different flavor

>>17832982
banana is a shit tier flavor would rather have the strawberry.

HEB once again selling the best products

>>17817706
Spumoni is better

>>17831739
I would like the strawberry if it actually used real strawberry or tasted like strawberry. It doesn't. 99% of the time, it tastes like food additive flavor (basically, "food perfume"). I know the exact scent they use and can recreate the smell and taste exactly in my brain. It's kinda sorta similar to strawberry, but not really.

Before you tell me they don't use actual vanilla bean in the vanilla, I know. I find vanilla additive less abhorrent than the strawberry for some reason. Of course, I strongly prefer real vanilla and always buy that when I purchase vanilla ice cream.

So yeah, I'm not a fan of food flavored with perfume and dyes to resemble strawberry. If I want a strawberry, I'll just eat a fucking strawberry bro.

>>17817706
>he doesn't know

Wait, hold up. This type of ice cream is strawberry, vanilla, and chocolate?

Why did I think pistachio was a flavor? I also don't remember there being chocolate -- that doesn't even make sense, because the chocolate is so much stronger than the others.

I grew up in the 90s... back then, was it strawberry, vanilla, and pistachio? That's what I remember getting, I think.

>>17834044
They were already segregated dimwit

>>17833987
In this case, it is basically perfume, having worked in one of those factories in R&D. I will say that the homemade version is a lot better, it actually tastes like strawberries.

>>17834574
It originally was pistachio rather than chocolate, and a number of places you can get the pistachio version.

>>17828673
idk what the fuck you're complaining about, chocolate is the superior flavor by far.
if you think otherwise you're a retarded faggot

>>17833987
Vanillin created artificially is literally indistinguishable from the same compound derived from the plant.

If you didn't make the ice cream yourself then you probably never ate real ice cream.

Most ice cream is made of

corn syrup
skim milk
ice
The ice and skim milk are blasted together. There's this denatured seaweed slime that's commercially available to "ice cream" manufacturers. It's mixed in to give the nasty smashed ice and skim milk combo a silky smooth texture so you're fooled into thinking it's really "ice cream"

also never get chocolate. When they're making ice cream in big tanks like those portable back yard swimming pools the ice cream shit can spill out. Workers trample on it in their boots and then shovel the dirty spilled "ice cream" into the chocolate ice cream tank.
Why chocolate? Because the brown color and strong chocolate flavor conceal the fact that it's the dirty boot trampled stuff that fell on teh floor. In fact never buy chocolate flavored anything because guaranteed it's teh dirty stuff.

>eating temporarily-solidified sugary fettucine sauce
do americans really?

>>17817706
Some people have limited freezer space

>>17834902
I work at the tillamook creamery and This post is all bullshit. You must come from some shithole that has no Food and Safety guidelines and surprise compliance audits

>>17817736
Now I wonder if this ever bothers those hyperautists that don't like different foods touching each other.

>>17832914
based ocd anon

>>17828905
why is chocolate the most popular with kids when it’s the least sweet of the three?

>>17832914
segregation

For its the banana split

>>17833680
>Spumoni is
are

>>17820972
The pizza place in our town growing up was dinos and my friends and i would call it spumonis.

>>17832859
>The minivan, 2 in the front 5 in the back

>>17818833
why do i want to put my dick in there

>>17817706
>>17817736
literally subconscious globohomo brainwashing to promote r*ce mixing

I like vanilla. It's the finest of the flavors.

>>17832914
the way things should be

>>17825821
They should just get rid of the strawberry. Honestly, get rid of the chocolate too. Make it all vanilla.

>>17825622
the issue is that its always the lowest quality of all 3 flavors, good strawberry icecream is great, but its always the shitty kinda without even any strawberry chunks that is used for this shit.

>>17817736
>so they mix together.
why doesn't it come premixed as chocolate strawberry flavor? I'd actually buy that.