/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17799404
>dinner
reheated bolognese sauce with freshly cooked rigatoni while watching Star Wars on Cytube

I just want a husband so I can make dinner for him and our surrogate kids. Is that asking too much?

I'd make fancy meatloaves with unusual glazes - passion-fruit, tamarind, mango.

>dinner
almost brekkie time

>>17799404
I've never met a person in my life who doesn't rearrange the pepperonis on a frozen pizza for proper coverage. the fact you just left them where they ended up tells me everything I need to know about you as a person.

>>17799413
is the tall one the "top" and the short one the "bottom"?
i can never tell in these immoral relationships

>>17799410
Nice I made something similar with some venison in my freezer last week

>>17799523
I don't get why people are so weird about this. Why do you have to be able to feel one person has the good role or whatever?

It's not immoral - you are immoral for thinking you are better than other people.

>>17799579
lol fag

>>17799404
why is the pepperoni distribution like that? a tribute to a constellation, perhaps?

>>17799404
i had this jalapeno/black sesame sauce mix so i just cooked a bunch of pork and onion on a egg tostada lookin ass. yes that is strawberry cream cheese. i live alone i do whatever i want.

>>17799413
Sounds gay if you ask me.

>>17800244
You know if this is such a horrible, common epidemic why do you only spam this one single picture attesting to it?

>>17800251
it's more common than you think. lgtbqia aligned individuals account for the majority percentage for molestation/sexual predator stuff than straights despite their very disproportionate difference in population size
dont You me for sources i cant be fucked to look it up

>>17799404
what are these balls ?

>>17800282
there is no evidence gay people are more attracted to kids than straight people

you believe what you want to believe because viewing gays as criminals justifies scapegoating us

>>17800251
why do you hate children?

>>17800310
> Homosexuals are overrepresented in child sex offenses: Individuals from the 1 percent to 3 percent of the population that is sexually attracted to the same sex are committing up to one-third of the sex crimes against children. A study in the Journal of Sex Research found that although heterosexuals outnumber homosexuals by a ratio of at least 20 to 1, homosexual pedophiles commit about one-third of the total number of child sex offenses.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/opinions/2002/06/29/pedophilia-and-homosexuality/b385cfb3-8b58-449d-8af9-0cfdcd278978/

>>17800310
Sure about that?

https://www.baptistpress.com/resource-library/news/homosexuals-more-likely-to-molest-kids-study-reports/

>>17800342
So it's from like 40 years ago, based off a single study of convicted sex offenders who were asked to state simply if they liked males or females, and that's it? That's all you have? Gay people are these awful violent offenders and there's literally just ONE study claiming that - and really all it does is show gay men are disproportionately PROSECUTED for sex offenses because you already see us as disgusting.

>>17800399
It's literally just clickbait headlines from christian press. Your evidence is actually flimsy.

>>17800409
>NCJ Number 105119
Journal Psychological Reports Volume: 57 Issue: 3 Dated: (1985) Pages: 1227-1236
Author(s)
P Cameron
Date Published 1985
Length 10 pages
Annotation
A review of the literature was conducted in which 19 separate studies were examined for the ratio of heterosexual-to-homosexual molestations of children and the ratio of female-to-male child victims.
Abstract
Using random-probability studies reported by three different sets of investigators, an estimate that about 4 percent of the general population is bisexual-to-homosexual was employed to generate relative degrees of 'dangerousness' of the various sexual orientations. It appears that at least a third of all the reported child molestations involve homosexual acts, while girls account for about two-thirds of children victimized. Those who practice homosexual acts are at least 12 times more apt to molest a child sexually, and with suitable corrections for bisexuals (who molest both genders), probably at least 16 times more apt to molest a child. A review of recorded cases of teacher-pupil sexual interaction indicated that of the 30 instances detailed in the literature, 24 (80 percent) involved homosexual acts. It appears that teachers who practice homosexual acts are between 90 to 100 times more apt to involve themselves sexually with pupils than teachers who confine themselves to heterosexual acts. (Author abstract)

>>17800481
Ah, yes. Sample sizes on the order of magnitude of 10 are very good for accurate statistics.

>>17799426
>fellow bong
Nice to see a proper brekkie platter. Wasn't sure what to cook this morning, but you've persuaded me it must involve beans.

>store bought roast pumpkin and feta pizza
>added pepperoni, fig and goat cheese balls, crushed garlic
>finished with a splash of hot sauce and parmisan

>>17800511
>CHILD MOLESTATION AND THE HOMOSEXUAL MOVEMENThttps://www.regent.edu › lawreview › docs › issuesPDF
by S Baldwin — Research confirms that homosexuals molest children at a rate vastly higher than heterosexuals, and the mainstream homosexual culture commonly promotes sex with .

i am immune to your tepid slander
neck asap

>>17800310
>us

Neck yourself, pedophile

Katsu noodles with baked peppers and broccoli

>>17799413
>I'd make fancy meatloaves
Adding msg because your cooking sucks isn't "fancy"

>>17800584

>>17801598
pizza's closed due to burned

>>17800302
Look like brazilian cheese bread

>>17800898
Looks like a sloppa shit

>>17799413
You're the reason our planet is fucked

>>17799426
that looks insanely good

>>17799404
Hello, Brincel.

>>17799432
>pepperonis
*pepperoni
Retard.