/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17733972
What happens when it’s room temp?

>>17733977
Season it and sear it.

>>17733972
that's the kind of shit that makes me wanna puke just from seeing it

Do Americans really?

>>17734039
Yes

>>17733972
its okay, he sprinkled some veggies on it at the end.

>>17733972
>meat on pizza
do americans really?

>>17734039
>pizza
>meatball
>spaghetti
it's obviously italy you fucking retard

>>17733972
American cuisine thread?

>>17734161
Could have been salvaged if she just put it in the oven or something fuck Jesus Christ fuck

>>17734161
This bitch makes me unnecessarily angry. That stupid shit she does, her stupid horse face, and that stupid look she always has on her fucking face. Fuck you /ck/ for saving this shit and then making me watch it, bunch of cunts.

>>17734161
She is too brown to be american, this is obviously a latinx mexican cooking mexican food

>>17734161
Yeah I can't watch this. I'm out.

>>17734161
no. im good thanks just no no thank you

>>17734178
>>17734161
Holy fuck, that's not even her. Fuckin now I hate 2 people.

>>17734188
what are you on about schizo

>>17734191
Fuckin I thought it was that fuckin long faced bitch that always looks stunned that made the fuckin round meal meat balls pastry bullshit thing and the fuckin ice cream toilet cocktail. Fuck her, fuck both of them, faggots.

>>17734180
>too brown to be american
no such thing

>>17734161
1 girl 4 scoops

for me its brazilian pizza

>>17733972
bellisimo

>>17733977
Commence the deep frying and proceed to hospital in ambulance.

>>17734204
based indignant-rage-experiencer

>>17733972
>>17734039
>>17734116
>>17734161
God I love American cuisine. American cuisine is literally the best of ALL worlds, taking simple dishes from other countries and blending them into masterpieces that non-Americans can only dream of. The average American’s tastebuds have become so advanced that the peasant-tier flavor profiles of other countries cannot even begin to satisfy our hunger. Our food is literally the pinnacle of culinary art. It is, quite simply put, absolute perfection. The rest of the world is still centuries behind. When it comes to creating proper dishes, America is the only first-world country. Our food is literally meant for the gods, and dishes like this are what one can expect when attending the feasts of Valhalla.

>>17734161

>>17734414
kek

>>17734414
ngl, would love to try that doughnutrger

>>17734188
In time, with careful observation, you will learn to hate all people.

>>17733972
I hate food that you have to eat quickly or else it disintegrates

>>17734161
Cameraman needs Ritalin

>>17734533
anyone with half a brain and/or good taste would

>>17734161
People like this need to be locked in a really dark dungeon full of rotting corpses as their only source of nutrition and the key thrown away forever

>>17734161
>>17734468
this is peak sloppa, god damn

>>17733972

Marinara gives me the worst acid reflux, I think I would be hospitalized if I ate that shit.

>>17733972
how big was the bloody mary glass
>>17734161
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>17733972
I sincerely hate these meme dish videos. If somebody served that to you at your table with it literally spilling over the side of it's dish would you really be gladly about to eat it? I wish I could round up all the meme kitchen members and owners in the world and force them into a battle royale-style cook-off where they are allowed to kill each other while trying to make their dishes, with the final culmination between the last two teams being locked in mutually-assured destruction combat and the final result of their efforts being a disgusting mess of a disastrous attempt at making food that nobody would want to eat.