/ck/ - Food & Cooking

God damn did you get enough sugar on your already sweet potato?

I’d much rather have a regular potato with butter but otherwise yeah the prime rib beats all the ham fags.

>>17715066
I enjoy some potato with my sugar, yes. :)
And I do like ham, wifey insisted on prime rib though.

>>17715036
->tostino’s combination za

there is no need for homophobic slurs here

jesus was not a real person

being gay is not a choice and is normal

>>17715036
Might as well just eat spoonfuls of sugar straight from the bag fat fuck retard.

>>17715095
I've frozen whipped cream and cake icing before and done that, was good. :)
>>17715091
Faggot, kys
>>17715080
Ain't no shame in it, fistbump, bro.

>>17715036
is it just me or is that a shit ton of brown sugar.

>>17715036
Ham shank
loaded twice baked potatoes
corn bread
Deviled eggs
coleslaw

>>17715205
yes pineapple and ham and even a cast iron pan

>>17715214
Looks good, anon. Did you remember to say grace before you ate?

>>17715091
>being gay is not a choice
but being annoying is so fuck off

>>17715221
i live with pagans so i fucked off and ate in my room

>>17715036

> ranch dressing on a steak

Do amercan'ts really?

>>17715267
> ranch dressing
Horseradish sauce, I even said it in my original post,you illiterate swine.
>>17715239
Damn, sorry you live around a bunch of heathens.

>>17715036
I've always been confused as to why people think they need "salvation" as if they weren't born pure and innocent in their natural form. Do you really think babies are born guilty of some crime they need to be absolved of? And by creating the problem then selling the solution, isn't that the definition of a racket? Does the Christian church operate like a mafia demanding protection money, but thwor threats are mystical and only affect your afterlife? What a scam. I believe in tradition and all of the christian values, but that whole story of needing Jesus to save me really sounds like bullshit, no offense. Just never made sense to me. People defend it like the monkeys with the ladder and spray hose story, never knowing why its important, just "that's the way it's always been" type of thing.

>>17715306
can't this just be a thread about a holiday meal

>>17715346
No, because the holiday is celebrated by people who want to persecute me. Religion is a lie and we should be suppressing it as brutally as you try to suppress gay people.

>>17715036
fag jesus sucks cocks

>>17715036
If you had cooked the sweet potato with some brown sugar it would be way better, or even maple syrup. Raw brown sugar on it like that is nasty

>>17715350
This isn't me
>>17715346
Yeah go ahead I didn't mean to bother y'all just interjecting about personal conflicts of faith. I do think gays should be thrown off buildings and oppressed, just not necessarily because of Christianity, just that they're a disgusting perversion of nature

>>17715367
I think homophobes should be banned. What you are doing is wrong.

From the sad feels thread

The guy said judea was the wealthiest roman province

the truth:

>Unfortunately, Judaea offered little in the way of benefits to Rome, as it was poor in both agriculture and mineral wealth
https://www.unrv.com/provinces/judaea.php

>>17715350
Every major religion in some form or another condemns your actions,heathen. Even tribal religions condemn you. That should tell you all you need to know. Alas, there is still hope for you, if you but turn away from your heathen ways, profess your faith and love for the Lord, and follow His laws. His love in endless, His Love is pure, but only YOU can choose to accept His gift of love and life eternal.

>>17715036
you mean the resurrection of life in spring, this is a pagan holiday.

>>17715374
I'm with the homophobes on this one. Sexual pathology shouldn't be normalized.

>>17715374
Homosex is bad. Get over it, faggot. You should be banned for touching children and being a delusional pervert.

>>17715367
i don't have a problem with homosexuality but
I think people that act gay whether gay or straight should be thrown off buildings and oppressed.
being gay might not be a choice but talking with a lisp and being flamboyant is a choice and fucking annoying

>>17715205
That looks comfy, like I might have had at grandma's when I was little.

>>17715394
1. A non-negligible number of respondents were miscounted as having been raised in LM or GF households. The sources of these potential errors—which we estimate to exceed one-third of Regnerus’s subsample of LM and GF—were the inclusion of individuals whose highly implausible responses to other questions call all of their responses into doubt, individuals who reported living in these households for a very short period of time, and individuals whose responses in the calendar data were incompatible with the original categorization of being raised in a LM of GF household.

2. A number of other methodological and modeling decisions made by Regnerus—decisions that have plausible alternatives that at minimum should be checked to assess the robustness of the patterns—appear to artificially inflate the differences between LM/GF and IBF households.

3. Once corrections to these potential coding errors and alternatives to these methodological choices are made, the putative disadvantage in the outcome profile of respondents from same-sex parent families (both single-parent LM and GF house- holds and two-parent LM and GF households) decreases dramatically—with some of the remaining differences not ‘‘sub- optimal’’ (e.g., whether or not the respondent identifies as entirely heterosexual and the number of other-sex partners) or a function of one or two influential cases.

http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0049089X1500085X

Study was shitty - didn't compare married gay to married straight parents - it compared single gay parents or divorced parents to married straight parents

the guy is a christian whackjob who did the study - it's motivated by bias - not research interests

>>17715394
Yep, having stable, coupled parents is about the greatest leg up one can have in life. Last I looked at the stats, having two parents at home basically removes all significant statistical difference between different races and ethnicities as well.
Stats are kind of complicated, but it shrinks to the point of being fairly noisy.

>>17715360
Nah, just baked them whole. I've never minded raw brown sugar on them, been doing it since I was little. The honey game though...whew, lad! I got plenty of leftovers as well. Gonna hit the sweet potato up with the honey next go. And maybe a dash of cinnamon.

>>17715091
>>17715350
>>17715351
>>17715374
Can someone please ban this inflammatory faggot weirdo? This is cooking board, not I love sucking dicks and my dad doesn't love me board.

>>17715402
it's exactly what i had on Easter when i was a kid, minus the little gherkin pickles (i ate to many and threw up off the balcony onto her neighbors that were walking by ) now i can never eat them again

Happy Easter /ck/

>>17715036
i made prime rib too

Χριστός ανέστη!!!
Christ has Risen!

Orthodox Easter isn't until next week, but I will still celebrate with you guys, Happy Easter to all of my Western brothers in faith! May God bless you all today!

I am cooking beef stifado with whole shallots and red wine, it is a rainy day today so it seemed right.

Love and good blessings from a happy household in Greece!

>>17715480
My guy. *fistbump*

>>17715490
> whole shallots
This is an intriguing prospect. I shall need to put this in kebab fashion this summer...
And of course happy Easter, my Orthodox brother.

I had Indian buffet for my Easter meal. It was delicious.

>>17715408
The paper you posted says these families had the "potential of having been miscounted", not that they *were* miscounted.
In many ways, your paper praises the study in question. I'm still reading it, so I haven't made any conclusions yet, but you should read it too before embarrassing yourself like this.
This was your process:
>search google "new family structures study wrong"
>copy+paste first sentence that comes up
>write angry response
>call others whackjobs
>call others biased

get a grip. read it what you posted:

https://sci-hub.se/10.1016/j.ssresearch.2015.04.005

>>17715036
I'm working 18 hours today. No time for Easter celebrations. I hate my job. They said if I went to church this morning I would be fired. I work for a fucking Jew, so of course he's being uppity today of all days. My easter dinner will be a bag of doritos and a slim jim, plus 3 cups of coffee to keep moving til 11pm tonight.

>>17715036
Easter is next week.

>>17715550
No joke, you should demand religious exemption for holidays and for sundays. You're allowed to do that, and if they mistreat you, you can take legal action.

>>17715550
If true, I pray for you, my brother in Christ. I hope your situation betters eventually.

>>17715554
>me, neat
>live alone
>no connection with the outside world
>no idea when holidays are except when they pop up on websites like 4chan
don't fuck with me like this, you devil

>>17715541
They literally counted kids who were mostly raised by straight parents as raised by gay parents. Ask how I know you have never glanced at the study you claim proves gay parents are bad.

Almost all the couples in the study who were "gay parents" were not 2 gay parents raising a kid together.

The guy was a christian wingnut who did a shitty study to try to get gay marriage banned and it didn't work in court. The study was made to sway courts into banning gays from marrying and adopting and it did not work.

There are dozens of other studies showing no differences between gay and straight parents in raising kids.

>>17715554
Eastern/Russian Orthodox?

>>17715566
> defending gay marriage in any capacity
Get behind me Satan.

>>17715569
Yeah, I go to a Serbian church.

>>17715566
>"i'm still reading it so i haven't drawn conclusions"
You misquoted the paper you posted, so I assumed you didn't know what you're talking about. You also seem a bit mad, so I assume you are being irrational. I'll make up my mind when I've finished reading.

>>17715566
>NEEDING TO SEE SCIENTIFIC PROOF THAT TWO PEOPLE OF THE SAME SEX WILL RESULT IN NEGATIVE OUTCOMES

LOL IMAGINE BEING THIS YOUNG AND DUMB

>>17715585
Shutup retard, you're not helping

>>17715555
quads of justice

>>17715580
Different calendar than Catholic church. It's all good. At least you're not a proteshit.

Not really Easter relevant but I just baked a pork tenderloin with caraway seeds and garlic pieces to medium, then I sliced it and pan fried it until I had a nice crust. I ate the whole thing with sweet onion mustard. 10/10
didn't take pics before so have the empty dish lmao

>>17715595
You really think people purely base their opinions on objective reality? Statistics are 99% used as tools to reinforce a primarily emotional perspective. If you're unconvinced that two sexual deviant perverts who fuck each other in the ass for sodomic pleasure, who have no respect for the natural universal cycles of family and reproduction, would do a poor job raising a normal family, no amount of long term studies or sociological data will ever convince you otherwise. You are a fool, with no perspective on reality, who cannot see the forest for the trees. You will be doomed to be mislead your entire miserable existence. You're the type of sod-head religion was made for, so I would recommend seeking your nearwst temple of any faith.

>>17715555
Can't, I'm an EMT. There's no religious exemption.

>>17715629
>You really think people purely base their opinions on objective reality?
They should
>Statistics are 99% used as tools to reinforce a primarily emotional perspective
That's a bastardization of science
>If you're unconvinced that... ...will ever convince you otherwise.
These kinds of emotional appeals don't work on me. You're even worse than the guy who misquoted the paper and called the guy who wrote the study a "christian wingnut"

But this is, bait, isn't it? I'm responding to bait. 9/10, I replied

>>17715609
Show hand, fatty

The mental gymnastics of religious idiots is fucking hilarious.

>>17715645
I'll prey for your sole, anon

>>17715267
>not recognizing horseradish
Uhhh man?

>>17715629
By normal family, I presume you mean the modern atomic family? You lost before you ever began.

>>17715642
>They should
>That's a bastardization of science
You really are an autistic fool, then. Science is based on hunches. If you didnt have the question in the first place, you wouldn't conduct the experiment. Willpower to carry out observational analysis requires emotional investment. Science isn't done by rational automatons. There are some things we just need to accept are true, that are functionally unprovable.

>>17715653
Pre-industrial multi-generational estates are the true redpill

>>17715433
Comfy. Do you cook with your mom anon?

>>17715657
>science is based on hunches
kek.
Go fuck yourself, Anon.

>>17715643
sure, try no to fap too much

>>17715653
The family is the core building block of high trust society. Attempts to denormalize it are steps towards anarchy.

>>17715671
Name the last experiment done just blindly, with no hypothesis.

This poster tongues my anus
>>17715679

>>17715563
I'm being serious! See >>17715569 and >>17715604

>>17715639
there is if you're muslime

>>17715672
>uncircumcised index finger

>>17715672
Damn, since when they letting neanderthals post on 4chan?

>>17715721
>occipal bun is associated with mathematical ability
Neanderthals were the superior race. Homo sapieniggers are subhumans.

>>17715306
Jesus doesn't need to save you. He and God give you the option to be saved. The sin you're born with is all past transgressions of your line. No one is born perfect and no one leads a perfect life, only Jesus did and he died for your sins. He didn't need to, but he did

>>17715741
So you think when a baby is born, he is already guilty of something? That's kinda fucked up. I believe we are all born pure by God's grace, and it is the imperfect world around us that corrupts us.

>>17715306
Jesus is the ideal man by then society's standards. Self sacrificing (aka high inclusive fitness score), brave (aka high inclusive fitness score), willing to fight corrupt power (aka high inclusive fitness score). When a Christian says Jesus is the way and the light, you have to take it as a metaphor. It's a way of getting the lambs to follow the flock, for the betterment of us all.

>>17715672
Shit how many turks are on this board

>>17715737
this is true
black people have no neanderthal DNA while white people do

>>17715746
It's a way of explaining life's pain. Late antiquity was a very unpleasant time to live. This religion was a way of helping normal people cope with the pain and injustice of life in late antiquity. Its lessons and mythology still has value today, because many of the same problems still exist.

>>17715746
You are not guilty but you have to accept Jesus' sacrifice to be saved, simple as. Obviously God knows that children up until their teens struggle with these concepts so when a child dies, they don't go to hell unless they earned it. Blame humanity for being savage and fucked up, not the creator who even made it happen

>>17715769
2/10

>>17715786 (me)
>>17715746
To be clear, the idea of original sin is an explanation for why the world is such a steaming turd. "we must have done something bad to be sent here." It helps people be humble, be moral, and persevere in non-ideal circumstances.

Not only was Jesus not real, Easter has the worst dishes out of any holiday meal

>>17715791
But it's not bait.

>Somked baby back ribs
>green beans with seasoned salt
>garlic bread.

Not too traditional, but not only did I not want to deal with ham, but we are having ribs, and Jesus was stabbed in the ribs.

>>17715814
Nice. Holy communion through baby back ribs.

>>17715796
My theory is that the purpose of this physical existence is to make good stories worth telling. There are giant mountains, but they're still able to be climbed. There are massive oceans, but we can sail them. We were given challenges, and all of the skills and tact needed to heroically overcome them. We live in a great storybook, which is why legend and myth are concurrent with divinity and purpose. The Dharma of an acorn is to be a grand oak tree, the Dharma of a man is to make an epic tale to be retold for generations. Which is why preservation of history is the greatest scholarly duty.

>>17715835
I agree. We are the universe experiencing itself.

>>17715350
Go back to tumblr, faggot

>>17715835
And it's up to us to make sure the world isn't too shit, by living in according to nature, in harmony with the way the universe is structured, by Logos. This way mankind's story will be an epic instead of a tragedy.

>>17715835
A real life Oprah guest sharing space on this board with me. What an honor.

>>17715882
Post your worldview

>>17715882
I bet you don't even have an occipal bun, you homo sapienigger

>>17715091
>worst poster on /ck/ butthurt by Christ
how is Jesus so based bros?

>>17715898
Based janitor. Post his IP

>>17715876
We are always balanced on a knife's edge. Too challenging? You're spawned on Venus' surface and immediately consumed by acidic fire. Too easy? You fall to decadence and degeneracy. A meaningful life is found in the balance of danger and confidence. If we solved every mystery and defeated every enemy, there would be no point in existing. Embrace life for the shit and the beauty, I wouldn't take it any other way.

>>17715835
Substitute your notion of Dharma with Logos and you'd just be a Christian friendo. you should ask yourself deeply why we even deserve narrative, or what it is to begin with. Narrative is the synthesis of Heaven and Earth; the unity of opposites. We cannibalize at the altar in the ultimate showing of faith and obedience. Christianity is the transcension of Western and Eastern thought.

>>17715906
Poetry. If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be. Bury your nose and enjoy the fragrance, neanderbro.

>>17715814
>>17715824
Here they are in their ribby goodness

>>17715933
nice ribs, and nice lenovo thinkpad

>>17715942
Its actually an MSI gaming laptop, but I mostly use it for streaming Nintendo games and writing

>>17715980
>gaming laptop,
oxymoron

>>17716136
you're an oxyretard and an oxyfaggot