/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17699359
The chucker got sneedfeeded

>>17699411
Smells like CCP propaganda in here.

What would be a webm thread without a classic

Is this a /ck/ approved method of cutting cheese?

>>17700682
Fuck I love traditional Italian food so much.

>>17699359
I don't know how to do webms but my phone can make gifs!

>>17699359
Oh boy it's bland AND overcooked, how fun

>>17700770
Sosig comes seasoned.

>>17699359
Didn't take off the casing...

Someone post the rice one. We were having a nice discussion going.

>>17700960

>>17700960

>>17700784
The casing is edible. Why would you?

>>17700697
I bet he fucks like a fighter jet

>>17701689
...what exactly is wrong with this?

>>17701751
IT gets Threads deleted...

>>17701259
Bros...

>>17700734
What the fuck is wrong with this lazy armed cunt.
Why doesn't he just get his wife to do it like everything else?
It's basically a channel about disability not cooking at this stage

>>17701726
Why are gooks so obsessed with torturing their food before eating it?
Octopii of all animals too. The second smartest creature on Earth.

>>17700697
How

>>17702146
I dunno. I couldn't watch thr video. Poor octopus.

>>17700741
this is peak retardation.

>>17702146
The fear and suffering makes the meat taste better.

>>17702146

They're not human, Americans nuking them completely changed their dna to a new species

>>17700734
Post the one where he cuts the end of a wooden spoon

>>17702563
Honestly the best part is that he actually just returned the knife as defective and called it dangerous, because it might chip during use.

He truly is special.

>>17701751
Nothing.

>>17702357
America nuked china?

>>17699411
mmmm pulverized then boiled meat goop
also that girl's dad 100% works for the CCP lol she makes millions off and does drone shots of what's basically a mansion just to do "trad" stuff like taking really expensive ingredients and making the shittiest thing imaginable

>>17701751
why would you measure water if you're just going to use it for rinsing?

>>17699411
that reminds me, i gotta wax my meat pulverizing stump

>>17700758
the heat from the peel cooks the banana

>>17703042
in the war of 1812

>>17699359
The fuck is going on with /ck/ in the last couple of days? We get a new janny?

>>17703047
Duh, it's a one party state. If you interact with anyone from mainland china who has a decent job and an education, they're a member of the CCP or their dad is a member and they will be soon. No party? Enjoy mashing a button at a factory before sudokuing at age 40 from your dead-end "career".

Not to sound too much like a tankie but the PRC would be a hot mess without some sort of authoritarianism. The CCP is a "problem" (meaning a problem for people outside China) because Xi is a problem. Deng handled Hong Kong much more skillfully but not everyone can be Deng Xiaoping.

>>17703125
I don't have the skills but can someone reverse this?

>>17703069
He doesn't rinse it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjvN-bqg0FE

>>17703129
from what little chinese history I know about I agree, I know Deng was the one responsible for much of the recovery and economic positioning for modern china
Xi's party turned it all in to a bunch of glorified technocrats which is pretty shitty for the average chink but I recognize that it's a hole they can only dig deeper at this point
regardless I just find it funny that people think that girl and her family are trad village people with $1000 drones and a private estate lol

>>17701761
brehs...

>>17703152
He wasn't all good, Tiananmen massacre was under Deng's watch, I'm just speaking from a worldwide POV, the PRC wasn't actively terrorizing waiters in Australia or standup comics in the UK, so there was less reason to stand with current thing.

Also you should look up the Pioneer Woman if you think that chinawoman is funny, they learned it from watching the west

>>17702199
What's wrong with it?

>>17702849
>>17702563
Why Jack doesn't use his right hand much? Is he partially paralyzed from the chicken salmonella or some shit?

>>17703129
>>17703152
Thank you for clearing that up, Chang!
.05 Good Citizen points have been added to your social credit score. Please keep these anti-racist posts up and inform about the Glorious CCP! Our dear leader thanks you

>>17703273
american hands typed this post

>>17703131

>>17703252
Stroke

>>17703252
Stroke

>>17703252
he had a stroke as a result of his diet and lifestyle

>>17703252
homie stroked out

>>17702257
The fear cooks the meat

>>17701701
Better texture without the casing. I don't want to feel the sausage forsekin everytime I take a bite.

>>17700741
hello darkness my old friend

>>17702128
He'd probably die faster if he stops doing things himself

>>17703308
Apart from the last few seconds, that works almost perfectly.

>>17703134
Do Americans really wear hats while they cook indoors?

>>17700697
one motherfucker did this at the fair in town. He leaned forward too far and rippen through the egg fortress in front of him. I guess it fling him about a chicken farm away before he landed in somebody's egg fortress.

They still use the same egg fortress, but there's a huge duct tapped patch over one of those egg cartons in the fortress.

>>17699411
man these cvhinese people have a neat tidy place to cook, either they are rich or this is a set for television or something

>>17701726
>>17701741
i'll never understand this weird pleasure of them torturing live animals, just give them an instant death and eat it

>>17702128
>It's basically a channel about disability not cooking at this stage
So just the same as before really

>>17703411
>he had a stroke
Two, even. First one didn't do much, second one took his arm movement.

>>17703879
RIPPEN

>>17700741
>toast with cheese sauce
Is this the pinnacle of Welsh cuisine?

>>17699411
>splashing meat all over the kitchen
proof she doesnt cook that often
>starchy meat balls
nigga why, at least use rice flour or some other shit instead of pure starch

>>17700205
>takes out parmesan
dropped, potatoes are better spiced than covered in burnt cheese

>>17703846
Uh....technically Brazil IS in America, sooooo

>>17699423
How is a video about making food propaganda?

>>17701753
>ruins it with a lighter

>>17705418
Literally nothing wrong with using a lighter.

>>17703114
The moderation on this board is some of the worst I've ever seen.

>>17704034
Hearty sloppa

>>17705375
It's trying to make it look like your average Chinese person lives a traditional life with traditional recipes in a nice house and a comfy environment, when in reality the ones who aren't starving to death are eating rats boiled in gutter oil.

>>17701259
did she boop his crotch at the end?
I never noticed

>>17705486
His face looks like my butt cheeks.

>>17705486
>When I was a boy, I ate 3 dozen buns

>>17705509
i cant say peanut oil has much flavor to it, i find it more neutral than sunflower.

>>17705546
thats a tumor yo.

I need boomer stealing soup for my folder...

>>17700741
lul wut fucking why

>>17705667
Why the hell not

>>17705501
>when in reality the ones who aren't starving to death are eating rats boiled in gutter oil.
>when in reality
So you would rather believe in CNN/BBC propaganda. Got it.

>>17705486
There's no bigger tragedy than a fat child.

>>17702357
As if they didn't do that shit before.

>>17699411
>soiface disgusted: pink slime
>soiface ecstatic: Authentic Cantonese beef balls!

>>17705679
Yes, because fuck China.

>>17705459
Why not just empty it directly from the food processor to the parchment paper?

>>17699411
Surely there would've been something better to do with that meat

>>17705528
And now I'm roooooooughlyyyy the siiiiiiiiiizeeeeeee of shaaaaaaaangaaaaaaiiiiii

>>17705679
>you would rather believe CNN propaganda
I don't understand this statement, CNN loves China and the ccp

>>17706198
The bowl looks like it went in the fridge to firm up before taking the cheese out. Your not wrong though that they could have put the parchment in the fridge instead.

>>17706469

>>17706469
china is such a shit hole

>>17705622
I don't know much about peanut oil but maybe you got a "blend", aka 10% actual peanut oil.
Check your labels.

>>17705939
Oh great, a cook time that's dependent on the amount of water used and they don't mention the amount nor the size of their pot.

>>17703326
why did he puncture the intestines? thats rule 1 of gutting any kind of animal. dont puncture organs. there is shit all over the board now

>>17705475
Stop, please, my eyes

>>17706603
It says five cups and you can see the pot. It's obvious the eggs just need to be covered.

>>17706621

>>17700697
how does he get out?

>>17706671
>fish, pinapple, cheese
I have some Italians I need to share with.

>>17705480

>>17706701
GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

>>17705353
mfs have never eaten anything even remotely close to a fucking sandwich. they cant wrap their heads around the fact that they must grab their food firmly, almost as if their diet consisted of picking up dhiarrea slopa from the floor

>>17705353
>ones in the middle are troublemakers

Based taste. I never understand that extra bread.

>>17706711
Lel

>>17701259
POST THE CODE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

>>17701259
Holy fuck her face is busted

>>17706662
see??? no shit.

>>17701726
I fucking hate the Chinese so much

>>17703069
he does, he measures out the right amount of water, cooks it a tiny bit and throws that water out and adds new water that he doesn't measure.
at 0:26

>>17705353
Quick question: how do those arm rings stay put?

>>17706502
>Trial by error.

>>17704034
They're unironically paid for by the Chinese government. It's just an easy semi-organic way to market China.

>>17699411
no one wants to see little mao zedongs on /ck/ faggot

>>17706469
the han chinese really ought to be genocided, maybe some day

>>17706717
>t. mcdonalds pro

>>17705353

>>17703308
where is he sending the meat to

>>17706676
he has to cook all the eggs

>>17706378
Who are you getting that from? Fox or /pol/?

>>17701259
Who

>>17699359
Do Americans really do this?

>>17708070
Yes

>>17708070
Imagine not eating your burgers like this. Do people really?

>>17705353
>Yes it is big
>Is it Mac or not

>>17708115
>it's not Mac
based street shitter

>>17706595
nah, germanistani barcode and says its pure. besides, i recently ordered 5kg peanut butter on the extremely cheap side (three fiddy a kg iirc) and it actually separated - the oil barely had any flavour.
and god fucking damn was it a pain to try and mix that shit back in, had to stop because i was afraid i would break my steel tbsp by bending it too much.

>>17707915
>You have to eat all the balls

>>17708261
>)

>>17708261

>>17705509
If you use canola oil you should just kill yourself.

>>17708519
That's not true.

>>17708522
It is true. Consuming industrial lubricant is worse than death, consider suicide immediately.

>>17708530
Did you know water is also used to clean assholes?

>>17708564
That is a secondary purpose of water to man. The first purpose of canola oil was for machinery, then sold as a food product after. Enjoy your sludge that fucks your metabolism up.

>>17708575

>>17708671
>sequitar
wot?

>>17701259
This is the single hottest thing I've ever seen. Please anybody, just please post the code to the whole thing!

>>17705353
>it too big, create health problems
his smart

>>17705486
niko avocado as a child

>>17709243
That makes no sense.

>>17708391
this is what happens when you don't have a fort like egg chad

>>17709272
your mother faggot

>>17709284
That doesn't make any sense either.

>>17706671
anyone got the octopus in watermelon one?

Zenra

>Damp Panties of a Cosplay Kind

Yui Kyouno

>>17700697
so fucking 3rd world. that little cup he mixes the raw egg in before pouring into the pan. do you think it ever gets cleaned, and i mean ever?
if youve actually been to the 3rd world ypu know what im talking about.

>>17709523
it’s okay, his hands or utensils weren’t washed either

>>17701753
>smoking indoors
dear lord

>>17709578
When your house has 18 different rooms you can afford to have one as a smoking room.

>>17704127
It's English, it's meant to be a joke that the Welsh are bad at hunting

>>17710020
are american waffles not sweet or is this just typical muttistani overindulgence in sugar?

>>17710033
What's the longest time you've gone without thinking about Americans?

>>17703114
IDK but i was in a recipe tread that was moving fine until it got pruned for what i can only guess was a legit thread taking up the space of cast iron and McChicken threads.
This is a advertising thread! No food or cooking threads allowed

>>17710042
breh, i was legitimately curious. here in germanistan storebought waffles that looks like this have a high enough sugar content to be considered sweets. not "lets feed the yeast" sweet, but dessert sweet. i can not imagine anything savoury going alongside that.
your bbq sauce is the same, if not for the maillard effect when basting with it i couldnt take it seriously.

>>17706671
what on gods green earth

>>17709569
this looks very unappetizing

>>17710033
Are waffles typically sweet? I don't think anyone puts sugar into waffle or pancake batter here in sweden.

>>17710042
>see american thing
>query american thing
>"ah ha you always think of american thing"

>>17710033
The waffles themselves aren't sweet. They end up sweet when eaten with maple syrup, but not with chicken.

>>17710087
all i ever bothered with are russian blinis, which afaik are also considered pancakes. they do take sugar, but something like a tbsp per 500ish g flour (cant remember, many years ago since i bothered). plenty of doughs take sugars to feed the yeast while the resulting dough remains neutral or savoury.

>>17709459
Thanks, anon. Your the best

>>17703308
That poor garloid...

>>17710072
>breh
no cap fr?

>>17701726
I hate the chinks so much. We should nuke Beijing.

>>17710494
fuck off nigger, that is not a word that is certain to have originated from zoomers.

>>17710703
>chippy butty but yet GAYER

>>17710682
Huh? I've been to HI like a dozen times and never seen these

>>17706469
I saw a video once where some westerner who either traveled through China a lot or lived there defended gutter oil with the logic of "you should know better than to eat at the 'wrong' places." What an embarrassing mindset. It's your fault if some shitty restaurant owner decides to poison you, I guess.

>>17710703
kek i have never seen the extended version before, but somehow I could tell it was the friesfags again in a glance

>>17710142
>they do take sugar, but something like a tbsp per 500ish g flour (cant remember, many years ago since i bothered). plenty of doughs take sugars to feed the yeast while the resulting dough remains neutral or savoury.
If i said this as a American i would be told i was making cake not bread

>>17710926
not really, yeast nurture apart plenty of cultures try to balance salt and sugar. imo salt sugar can substitute umami sources, but i aint gonna insist on that being anything but my taste.

>>17703047
>mmmm pulverized then boiled meat goop
Yeah disgusting. The only thing more disgusting would be putting it into the animal's own intestine!

>>17710948
i recently posted a bread recipe that added 1/2 tsp of brown sugar into 375g of flour and /ck/ ate me alive

>>17711103
breh, if you have a basic understanding of baking shit you can not not dismiss such as shitposting.

>>17699359

>>17709569
that's revolting

>>17710703
Brits know the good stuff

>>17711133

>>17711110
true

>>17711141
>>17711133
is she the one with the big nipples?

>>17700205
There is a business in Cape May New Jersey that makes these on the boardwalk. You pick the flavor and spice, he has a special tool to do the spiral cut. They are delicious.

>>17711158
Miss luggage lad.

>>17711170
no

>>17710521
lmao bruh he do be straight bussin doe

>>17706603
>when the last two digits of your post are your IQ

>>17708070
what in gods holy name is that!!??

>>17711119
this isnt even my final form
also those fucking numbers man!

>>17711200
oh i knew i recognized her rebel

>>17708003
>hurr durr from FAUX NEWS
have some self awareness and realize you sound every bit as retarded as the other generalizing. present to me your evidence that CNN doesn't suck xi ping pongs cock at every turn

>>17711170
absolutely not

>>17711129
It pisses me off how he sets things down. Just put it in the fucking tray, you don’t need to whisk your fingers under it like you’re a fucking wizard.

>>17710371
Imagine if someone kept a human like that

>>17705679
Chicom apologists are the absolute worst.

>>17711133
Whats her name? I cant remember.

>>17711917
Ariel Rebel

>>17711129
God Bless Texas

>>17709523
probably yes
they have to use it again so
but the pan fuck no that never gets cleaned

>>17709569
>yoo how can God be good and send people to suffer forever in fire doesn't seem too much?
No
I understand the concept of hell now

>>17711133
They must know because they stay the fuck away from it every fucking time

>>17702146
one of the portals to hell is located in Beijing, there are several in this planet with the most prominent ones being in Hollywood, Jew York and London. just look for any place where the elite congregates and you will find a portal to hell there.

>>17704034
an average sized portion for an american man, but you could feed a starving european family for a whole week with that.

>>17712768
>Texas
>tattoed faggot acting like serving meat is fancy
Try again, yank

>>17708132
>discards the entire animal
I’m surprised they didn’t chop it up and toss the pieces into the trash.

>>17703102
Lol when was this??

>>17702146
Probably some gook logic about animals being alive means they're fresh, instead of getting scammed by the merchant at the wetmarkets.

>>17708671
AWK-WAAAARD

>>17700697
How did he get in?

>>17700697
How does he decide what eggs to use? He's randomly picking out eggs with no order at all

>>17712309
That's it. God i remember when she finally released a blowjob video. Coomed like a maniac. Thanks man.

>>17706469
Not my problem

>>17711129
Burnt raw and dry wtf

>>17713009
That is clearly Texas style BBQ you mongoloid shit eating eurofag.

>>17705418
You do know that's a torch lighter right?

>>17712979
Not your best work, Terry

>>17713120
the egg speaks to him when it is has come to terms with it's fate

>>17709523
Realistically he would have 3-5 of those cups and clean it during a break or something, if he works in the fortress all day then he also gotta eat and clean his utensils while at it

>>17705480
(ToT)

>>17715618
tot?

>>17715727
tator

>>17710703
i have no idea why this gives me such gay vibes, but it does

>>17713371
Grow up

>>17705480
zhezhe...

>>17707915
Can't wait for another round of seething just becuase some videos about some obviously rich chink cooking food exists.

>>17709578
I am a stud, I am ballsy, I don't take no shit from anyone. I smoke my stogie anywhere I want. I don't have to find a hideout place, like you hoahaha

>>17706717
To be fair, I see people in western countries struggle to eat particularly slippery burgers.

>>17705353
>Indian McDonalds
Those are Pakistani people
>>17707170
The rings get smaller as you go down the arm with the last one barely able to squeeze past the wrist. So each ring rests on a slightly smaller one, unable to pass it with the smallest one keeping the whole thing in place.

>>17715897
That burger is too raw even for us yuropoors

>>17706502
Holy shit she lost a ton of weight. Good for her.

Anyone got haritsuuu webms?

>>17711141
>when the food looks better

>>17710792
Yeah thats called victim blaming.

Imagine if you told rape victims they deaerved it for wearing the wrong clothes kek.

>>17716952
>Imagine if you told rape victims they deserved it for wearing the wrong clothes I don't have to imagine

>>17716952
>Imagine if you told rape victims they deserved it for wearing the wrong clothes
I don't have to imagine

>>17715851
Might have something to do with the longing stares they keep giving each other

>>17699411
Seen vids here of chinks making 'fresh' fishballs pretty much this same way. Seems decent. Chittatap

>>17713097
wym? he was born there

>>17716976
I was wearing a cop costume one time. Girl ran up and asked me for help. Asked her why she assumed I was a cop. You may not identify as a whore.. you are wearing the uniform though.

>>17700734
why does his knife have holes in it?

>>17717006
here we go
how many times have you used this line buddy?
you sure do love repeating your favorite comedian

>>17717133
Listen. I agree nobody's wardrobe should give anyone else any ideas about them. However. If im dressed in rainbow clothing, at a gay bar... id feel like maybe i dont have a huge complaint if some fag walks up and touches me.
That said. Proved rapists should be publicly castrated.
At least aknowledge the argument im making

>>17717133
Also. Dave is a legend, and you are just straight in denial of you contest he has some points

>>17710371
I hate seeing animals suffer, bros.

>>17699359

>>17701723
:)

>>17711771
That's the whole gimmick.
Your inability to enjoy things is not beneficial.

>>17710020
"Burger cheese" What

>>17717115
holes and grooves or hammered knives have less contact surface to stick to, meaning veggies and stuff will fall off easier when chopping

>>17717133
Not an argument whore

>>17701726
fucked up

>>17703125
when his fucking cunt of a face came in to shot i audibly sighed

>>17717006
Whoring involves agreement and payment. If someone's dressed as a boxer do you think it's fair game to sucker punch them for fun?

>>17702146
>>17707052
>>17710499
>>17718277
>westoid: NOOO NOT THE POOR OCTO, NOT THE GOOD BOY CHTULU!!
>also westoid: Hmmm time to boil some crab/lobster alive and eat it, yum yum

>>17718344
Being dressed as a boxer doesn't mean the guy is your punching bag. You could challenge him to a fight, though.

Point is, the way that we dress and behave has a huge impact on how people treat us, whether you like it or not.

>>17711791
That is just about how we treat morbidly obese landwhales here in the states. And by "we" I mean the morbidly obese landwhales themselves. You don't usually need to leash them to anything though, as they normally can't make it past the bedroom door as is.

>>17718426
A bold insight.

>>17710371
poor monke...

>>17718416
we also consider boiling crabs/lobsters alive inhumane

>>17700753
Not really traditional, that's a lot of meat and ricotta and so little pasta layer, but is a pie so...
>>17704057
There's the popular wisdom of better meat quality if you do that
>>17706622
Is really near to the common pasta with chickpeas or beans in italy

>>17700697
h

>>17716622
she's my fav worst cook

>>17700697

>>17701259
Holy shit it's real

>>17710371
is the line on the harness nescesary? I don't think it's running anywhere.

>>17706807
>O370jh2L

>>17701259
Aight I'm heading out

>>17699359
could've just grilled a duck penis

>>17704142
that's not even cheese, literally sawdust and fungicide

>>17700682
This looks like something a Neapolitan or Olive garden would make. The geometry is shit and despite packing the thing full of ricotta they couldn't be bothered to put a cheese crust on top to protect the noodles from getting crusty. Also not enough noodles in the mix imo

>>17705480
this be me with berries too

>>17716622
I kneel.

>>17699411
>inb4 replies about this bing CCCP state propaganda

>>17701761
Why did you post this?
Why did you have this saved?

>>17707954
Narnia

>>17708530
>Consuming industrial lubricant
This boy has never heard of picrel