/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17693987
Got thst bitch looking like Kermit the Frog

>>17693987
why do autists not just ask for more salsa instead of shitposting about it on 4clams

>>17693994
>Here you go sweetie, if you need anything just holla and let me know
>Y-you too
>E-excuse me um c-can..
>Sorry sweetie, what do you need.
>N-never mind.

>>17694064
>"how do you like your eggs, honey?"
>"fertilized"
>waitress bites her lip

>>17694064
>do you need more salsa?
>I've never sal-such fat honkeroonies in my life
>get waitresses number
You just gotta shoot your shot anon

>>17694067
because she wants to knock you up? not sure u thought this one out anon

>>17694099
No, because now the waitress (male) gets to jizz in your eggs.

>>17693987
they usually have infinite salsa as a cheap menu item

>>17693987
what I do when I go to mexican restaurants is when the bring the salsa and chips out is I instantly ask for more salsa

Most good places have a bar on the side where you can fill up however much you want

>>17694099
Lmao

>>17693987
>invent a food that's convenient to eat like a sandwich or wrap
>retards come along and defeat the whole purpose

>>17693987
what pisses me off more is when these restaurants cut the lime like OP's pic and not like a wedge, which is easier to squeeze onto food.

>>17693991

>>17693987
Why do you make up stupid fictional scenarios to post on 4chan?
Salsa is the one thing Mexican restaurants give out as freely as water.
You already have a bowl of it on the table because they brought it with the free tortilla chips as soon as you sat down.
Ask for more, faggot.

>>17695199
that's the stupidest shit I've ever heard, the only time those kinds are good for squeezing is when it's against the inside of a neck bottle

>>17694190
>>17694067
clearly says her, not him though. read please.

>>17695199
try squeezing one of these bastards

>>17695241
As opposed to OP's slipping and getting only a quarter the juice out for twice the mess. Very epic, if your beer needs lime its shit anyways.
>>17695338
that's entirely stylistic

>>17695400
>As opposed to OP's slipping and getting only a quarter the juice out for twice the mess
anon...

>>17695406
Wut? I've no problem decimating limes on my fingertips, wedges just squart more juice out brah.

>>17695416
>less lime squirts less juice than more lime
sounds like you've a problem decimating limes on your fingertips

>>17695907
>more lime but less sufficient way to squeeze due to shape
limes fear me, lime jews get no quarter

>>17693987
They're serving you the amount of salsa appropriate for one. They're hinting that you're a fat ass and shouldn't be consuming that much food in one sitting.

>>17695918
desert sand could wet my quartered limes after I drizzle their sweet extract over my delicious tacos with my mighty digits. I don't know what the fuck you're doing wrong with them, much less what makes you think you're doing better with an eighth as much fruit in your hand

>>17694067
>"how do you like your eggs, honey?"
No egg honey for me thanks, I prefer bee honey.
Oh, the name for my order? Dad.

>>17693987
>he doesn't go to a place with an open salsa bar
You didn't beat the game.

>>17696253
then my leftovers will be salsaless

>>17695192
They want the act of eating it to be an experience on its own, they want the thought of that dish to linger in your mind

>>17693987
my mexican place hooks it up. 2 cups of red 2 cups of green everytime

>>17695236

there is a popular chain of taco restaurants in la that have a guide to how much salsa they give you based off what you’ve ordered. 3 tacos = 1 cup, 1 burrito =1 cup. it’s fucking stupid but the salsa is top tier

>>17693987
Salsa is very acidic and not really meant to be used as a sauce.

>>17697211
>sauce
*generous dunking sauce or something like this

>>17697211
Wtf? Tastelet?

>>17697224
No I like salsa I'm just saying its more for flavor and not like a sauce used in large amounts.