/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Cheese Pizza: The autistic's choice

yes

>>17692828
let me guess fatso, you need more

>>17692819
For me it's domino's

>>17692838
Texture? You bet.

>>17692819
Papa John’s is obviously the best.

LC > Dominos > Pizza Hut > PJs
Don't @ me.

>>17692887
Only literal subhumans like Little Ceasars

>>17692819
>>17692828
>>17692832
>>17692838
>>17692842
>>17692859
>>17692865
>>17692887
>>17692900
Holy fuck can you fat fucks talk about actual cooking and not this pre-made vax crap for a singular picosecond. You fucking hand wiping mongoloids come to a CULINARY and COOKING board and post about your favorite fast food Disney funko pop happy meal chain and about the most awesomest yummy carcinogen laced polyester cardboard pizza, I swear I’m going to fucking claw your entrails out and force you to eat them so you can taste actual meat for once and. Not this bullshit microwaved radiated niggershit. You motherfucking fast food fiends have ruined this board and I’m sick of it, I’m fucking fed up, no pun intended. Kill yourselves, all of you, and don’t let the door hit you on the way out

>>17692906
>you motherfucking fast food fiends have ruined this board
Actually, it was cat posters who ruined this board. People talking about fast food/chain restaurants has never affected the quality of OC/actual cooking discussion.

>>17692859
Gay? You are.

>>17692819
For me if the quality is good and controlled a pizza hut pan pizza is 100% it. The cheese is amazingly cheesy and thick.

But usually that is not the case.
So my next best bet is Papa Johns since they have better qc here and they come with free garlic sauce.

But in terms of value I would go for little caesars or dominos.

LC if I wanted a cheese pizza.
Dominos if I wanted toppings.

>>17692819
>no hungry howie's
ngmi

>>17692937
Don’t all pizzas come with cheese?

>>17692906
Your mistake was thinking I was going to read all that bullshit lmao

>>17692887
>>17692937
Based
>>17692900
Kill yourself

>>17692906
I don't know who that gut is but he looks like he is made out of CHEESE haha.

>>17692819
why are white people so obessed with plain flavors like cheese/vanilla? I was dating a white girl and was explaining to her that she would be wasting money not ordering the 2 toppings that dominos gives for free in their 5.99 deal but she refused to listen and only wanted plain cheese

>>17692940
Yeah

>>17692819
i really wish restaurants would start carrying vegan cheese

>>17692838
>Yeah Anon we got your little autistic ass only cheese
>But if you want it, someone’s gonna have to barf it all up ;)

Little ceasars is subhuman trash. Saying its good is like saying a mcdonalds double cheeseburger is the pinacle of burgers.

Dominos and papa johns are both good. Dominos better ingredients, papa johns better sauce.

Pizzahut? Well i cant believe they still exist. Their cheese tastes like fucking sawdust.

I cant believe

>>17693697
Bro, I would beat the shit out of you if you said that to my face
t.Little Caesar's Lunatic

>>17693711
>little cesears is subhuman
>act like subhuman violent nigger: "oi bruv ill fuck you up"
Pottery

>>17692819
Bought Papa John's for the first time. Was pretty good.

>making pizza
>dough didnt rise after two hours
bros...

>>17692917
>he doesntblike cats
ngmi

>>17693954
You sure that you didn't just put the pizza in the cupboard?

>>17693965
its just a ball of dead dough...

>>17693954

Yeast is dead, not enough or not warm enough. Suggest you use Rapidrise and ~85F water if this is a persistent problem in your kitchen.

Absolutely confounded by this local pizza place
>walking around my (small) city
>notice a new store has popped up where an old one used to be
>looking in I can see it sells pizza
>but it never showed up on Google Maps when I searched for pizza
>building is unmarked except for a sign that just says "Pizza"
>decide to try and check it out
>its never open when I go
>finally check again on Google maps one day
>shows up when I look at the specific location
>just named "Pizza", closed on the weekends, Monday, and closes early at noon on Fridays
>???
>but it has really good reviews
>okay, resolve to check it out after work on a weekday
>finally go in
>board that says prices of pepperoni and plain slices
>"two slices of pepperoni to go please!"
>"oh, sorry, we stop serving slices in the afternoon, we only have full pies now"
>???
>say okay, leave and decide to come back for lunch on a weekday when I have the opportunity
>finally get opportunity
>walk in at noon, ask for two slices of pepperoni again
>get order taken, give her a card when she asks for payment
>"sorry, we only take cash here"
>no cash on me
>leave and never come back

No idea how this place is still in business, no pizza is worth that

>>17692819
For me, it's 'go 'za.

>>17694166
Its a front.

>>17693960
/ck/ is - and always has been - a dog board.

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>>17694321
Lurk for a couple years before posting. It was a cat fag who ruined OC.

>>17692838
Yeah, actual toppings would be nice

>>17693630
if they got it for him then why did they eat it?? This isn’t canon.

>>17694173
See >>17692828
and because it's basically a 4x cheese pizza that makes you a turbo autist. Congratulations

>>17692939
It’s great piping hot. When that shit hits room temperature though, just throw it away. The worst cold pizza in existence. Must be the cheese blend or something.

>>17694177
monkaW

>>17693954
>>17693999
>using yeast
Top kek.

No one has time for that shit.

Just make a basic dough, flour and water, add a teaspoon of salt or two for taste. A bit of sugar to brown the crust in the oven. Then just add some baking powder.

People who make pizza dough with yeast are literally retarded.

>>17694166
Sounds like a front.

Back when I made an assload selling magic mushrooms in college I had a pottery/art store as my front.

You could come in and it would basically be a ton of shitty watercolors by 3 or 4 art majors.

No one ever bought anything but I could write off drug revenue as art sales and no one knew.

>>17692838
t. https://youtu.be/H2A1qYpp4HA

>>17692819
Papa Johns has a good reward program, but their pizza has gone downhill over the last few years, so I recently switched to Domino's. You can use their new meme- deal to get $3 off on carryout and that can be added to other deals. A few weeks ago I got 3 2-topping mediums for 19 bucks and last week I got two large specialty for $14 and they were better quality than PJ.

>>17692819
johns and caesers dont exist
pizza hut died in the 90s along with it's $12 all you can eat sit-down restaurants
dominoes dominates the market purely thru being the only place that does $5 large pizzas, in a time where most pizza places are hipster craftbeer bars that charge $25 for mushrooms on a tortilla

>>17694415
because everyone was a fucking asshole to kevin before he was missing? go watch the opening scene, every child and adult is shitting on lil kev for nothing

>>17692906

oh shit a new challenger!

>>17692819
I've been making pizza at home the last couple of years and all of these look kind of disgusting now. I just know they're full of shit oils and the cheapest possible ingredients.

>>17692906
mass replying faggots definitely get the rope well before fast food posters

jet’s pizza. better, because it has to be. tm

>>17695370
That was how he, a child, perceived the events. He’s an untrustworthy narrator. It’s like you’ve never seen a movie.

I like the three P's on my Pizza
Pepperoni
Pepper
(Cracked) Pepper

>>17695507
Not cheese.

Filtered.

>>17695666
based taste and based gets my friend

>>17692828
Cheese or pepperoni or nothing at all. FUCK THE OTHER TOPPINGS

>>17692906
Look around you. Do you know where you are?

>>17695507
you in Vic?
lets be friends and get a pie bro

>>17692952
>"white girl"
>doesn't want to mix meat and cheese
Anon, I have some bad news...

>>17693024
Isn't most large scale cheese production these days done with some kind of manufactured rennet anyhow?
Considering the vast scale involved, I'm not sure how enough animal rennet could even be produced to meet demand.

>>17692819
Ulililia swore by the Dominos 4 cheese blend which he then proceeded to degrease.
I think Dominos is the best after they changed their recipe almost 14 years ago.
Pizza Hut is always mediocre, the pan pizza was their best bet but it's no longer made fresh just a thicker frozen circle labeled as pan pizza.
Papa Johns Brooklyn Pizza is pretty good but PJ is not worth buying at full price; they don't offer many good deals anymore unless local sports team wins.
Lil Caesars has been garbage since I was young, last I had it 5 years ago when I was dating a single mother it was garbage. I have heard good things about the Calzony though.
Chain pizza is normally trash, the big 4 especially. Marcos is decent but local stores just dew it better.

>>17694415
They probably did get it, not just for him, but for anyone who wanted it. Buzz being an asshole or just busting balls said they got it for him basically implying “Yeah you little faggot, in this house with 15 plus people we got a cheese pizza especially for YOU and YOU only.” Or maybe it was for just for the kids and the pizza with toppings was for the teens and adults but Buzz wanting to antagonize his little brother proceeded eat the cheese anyways. Did my explanation help your autism?