/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17650592
What’s your fucking question then, you cocksucking faggot zoomer son of a filthy single whore?

I have some Gouda cheese and the package says sell by March 16th. I smelled it and it smells good and it doesn't look rancid. It's still good, right? I'm not gonna have to shit my intestines out from this right?

>>17650597
You're right about all of that, but my mom is NOT single. >_<

>>17650603
Oh!
Then I’m sorry, anon. My comment was uncalled for.
Please give my best regards to your mom.

>>17650618
>>17650603
>>17650597
XD OMG YOU GUYS ARE SO RANDUMB! XDDDD I LOVE 4CHAN! SUCH A RANDUMB FORUM!

>>17650637
Can you just answer my cheese question please?

>>17650599
worst thing that could happen is a bit of mold, you'll be able to spot that fairly easily
if it's not sealed anymore, it'll probably be a little dehydrated which makes it harder/more brittle
even if there's mold on the outer surface, you can just cut that away and use the rest of the cheese (unless if it's sliced)
and if you don't want to use it you can throw it in the freezer

>>17650704
It is sliced. I didn't see any mold but it did seem dry and brittle like you said. I think that will actually be to my advantage since I was gonna put it on my burger and it will melt easier if it's dry.

>>17650599
it's probably fine, cut a little bit of it off and taste it

>>17650599
If there's no mold and no strange odor then it's fine. Cheese was literally invented as a preservation method. The dates on them are the absolute bare minimum possible to avoid legal liability.

If there is mold, don't try to cut around it. Throw it away.

>>17650711
>buying sliced cheese
ngmi

>>17650637
Woah, 2008 called, they want their meme back.

>>17650756
And the dinosaurs want theirs.

>>17650603
>>17650618
so cringe, go back faggots

Looking for YouTube channels that might be useful for my situation.

I'm moving out and can't afford to eat out all the time. I bought an instant pot but I know very little about cooking. What should be my strategy here? Beans and rice and peanut butter sandwiches i assume will be my lifeline starting out. I don't want anything that requires more than a few ingredients as i ease myself into this. I don't want to start with anything more difficult than the basics so i avoid getting discouraged and quitting. Some basic quick food i can reliably prepare in 10 minutes would be helpful. I've literally never even steamed vegetables.

>>17651781
>Beans and rice and peanut butter sandwiches i assume will be my lifeline starting out.
Can you not afford to eat out or can you not afford food at all?

>>17651781
Buy meat. Season then sear. Pressure cook. Get frozen veggies in the steam bags. Microwave. Use meat juice on veggies.

>Be me (moron)
>Have plenty of cooking experience but very little baking experience
>Decide to make apple pie at 1am
>All going fine until it gets to the rolling out of the dough
>Don't flour surface enough and dough tears while trying to get it up
>Can't seem to fix it so I push it in in bits and pieces into my dish
>Do the same with the top, realise I've made slightly too little dough but am too tired to go back and make more now
>Pic related, pie pre baking
What am I in for?

>>17651525
>cringe
>go back
The only bigger giveaway of someone being a zoomer fucklet that shouldn’t be here is screeching about “reddit spacing”.

>>17652740
You aint winning a ribbon at the fair, I’ll tell you thay

>>17652776
But will it taste bad or will it taste fine but just fall apart?

As far as I can tell its more of a structural integrity issue than a flavour thing

>>17652796
it will taste fine but the structural integrity of the pie will be worse than normal

>>17650592
>waiting room chairs
comfy

>>17652740
hows the pie coming along?

>>17653130
>>17652740
>>17653094
Shieeeeet
I shouldn't have bothered pulling the lid up to the lip of the dish, I should have just laid it fat.

The actual body of the pie seems OK

>>17653175

>>17653180
Don't give me that look
Its going to fall apart when I take it out of the dish anyway

why /ck/ boys have stinky butts compared to /out/ boys ??? maybe /out/ boys air butts out /ck/ boys hjave bad butts from garlic foods !

>>17652740
>>17652776
>>17653180
>>17653130
Tastes like apple pie

>>17653175

>>17653196
posts like these are why your dad doesn't love you

>>17653226
my butt smels lik,e estrawberries and yours is like garlic bread, change your underwear idiot

>>17653250
if i see you in the woods i'll check to see if you're telling the truth

>>17653218
It tastes good, el goblino de las manzanas will be mercy killed soon enough, when the rest of my family wakes up and has it with coffee for lunch

I'm quite happy with the result, even if I can't send a picture of it to the girl I'm talking to to brag like I was planning to

>>17653268
>feeding that monstrosity to your family

>>17653277
Like I said, it tastes fine
They eat microwave pasta ready meals when I'm not around to cook they can eat this fucking baked apple afterbirth

>>17653289
>my family is used to eating dog shit off the floor so it's okay for them to eat my apple abortion

>>17653292
Correct, I'm glad we understand each other Mr.Frogman

>>17653292
A lot of arab and european countries use feces as fuel to cook and season their government provisions. You can actually use dog shit to cook a dog, dont shit on the idea

>>17653312

>>17653319
Nothing I said was factually incorrect or racist. See if I get another ban....

>>17653319
How many frogs do you have out of interest?
The deadite pie is going down well, just the thing I needed at 3am on a Tuesday morning

>>17653346
Wouldn't you like to know

>>17653175
id eat it

>>17650711
Here's my burgers

>>17654402
cute hand

he hungry

>>17653175
nnnn-n-n-n-nightmare fuel

>>17654402
Why no burger in your burger?

>>17655408
It's under the cheese

>>17650597
Thanks for the bump, anon! Hope to you see you in the next thread!

>>17655414
N-no it's not

>>17655414
i thought that was a raw potato slice

>>17655460
Nope it's just shitty gouda cheese. Would have rather used murican singles over that. I had a nice wedge of smoked gouda that was so good so I bought those slices but they taste like trash. I can't believe there can be such a massive quality gap with this cheese, I haven't experienced this with other kinds of cheese.

i need the spiciest sauce available at a local retailer
online? yeah they have everything
please let me know of a place that supplies Blair's, Dave's, Sally's, anything other than this vinegar based Crystal weak garbage

>>17655497
Sure, let me just google that for you, and make some nice spredsheet. Please come back in one hour.

>>17651781
Bake a ham
Make ham sandwiches for a few days or whatever ham recipe you learn
Take the bone
Make whatever soup or beans recipe you desire
Eat that for a few days
Repeat

so i woke up today with a sore throat and my stomach feeling all messed up. could it be something I ate? I feel like I've been using too much oil in my food recently

>>17655482
So you're saying it's no gouda?

I think I marinated a bbq chicken too soon (did it today and I'm gonna use it on saturday) I fucked up? Can I save it?

>>17655913
Oil isn't really something that causes sore throats, you probably just caught something. I heard the new Skullcrusher variant was doing a number on people these days

What do you do with the stuff at the bottom of the ramen package? No point cooking it, I can't pick it up with my fork. I used to feed it to my pet rat but he is long dead.

How should I score my 2 sourdoughs which are in the shape of batards? They're in the fridge right now and will be cooked after work.
Usually I do along the length for a lip or diamond cross pattern.

>>17659106
Toss it back. A prelude to the meal.

>>17659106
Do you not eat your noodles with some water? Just tilt the bowl at the end to sip whatever is loose.

>>17659106
just eat it how it is as a nice crunchy snack

>>17650592
The fatty sniffs and hear the crunch of a crisp chip.

>>17659106
get another pet rat. they're the best. you probably deserve a lil buddy.

>>17660138
>they're the best
I agree, the best snake food.

How awful is pampered chef shit?
My mom gets a discount or whatever because she fell for the pyramid scheme and I kinda want to replace the ceramic knife I got a couple of years ago as a gift but I don't want to spend $400 on a proper high quality knife for the little bit of fucking around I do in the kitchen

What can I do about bbq sauce that is way too tangy? It contains nice flavours but when you taste it you go "wow!" and not in a 100% good way. It's far too intense.

>>17661186
Err, maybe add more sugar?

>>17650592
Six million Jews in death camps
Because of whites like me
I'm so sorry for the holocaust
And also slavery

So sorry. How do you cook rice in the microwave?