/ck/ - Food & Cooking

It works a bit, but first you have to press the orange against a bench and roll it around to break up the membranes.

>>17617351
No.

>>17617380
I don't have a bench. Can I use an old tackle box?

>>17617388
Only if it's bait.

>>17617351
wtf I was just thinking about how I tried doing this as a child earlier today

>>17617351
yeah...

>>17617388
No. I refuse to elaborate why.

>>17617351
No I am not a brainlet.

>>17617351
When Errol Flynn got in trouble for his drinking he used to bring oranges to the film set and inject them with vodka. That sly bastard.

I love oranges. I just went a couple of weeks where I was eating two a day.

>>17617351
kek, i do have a vague memory of attempting this as a kid

>>17619277
no scurvy for this fella

No, but I did put my dick in one

One time in high school I was hanging out with a girl I had a serious thing for and we were watching tv and that commercial came on, and I started laughing.
She asked “What’s so funny, anon?”
And I said “It’s nothing”
And then she kept asking me in very flirtatious ways “Pleeeease tell me why you laughed, anon?”
I apologized and said it was some very dark humor that popped into my head, and I’d prefer not to repeat it.
She leaned against me on the sofa and said “Oh now you really gotta tell me. I looove dark humor, anon~”

So I laughed and said “Okay, so when they shoved that straw in the orange it totally made me think of how you could probably do the same with that soft spot on a baby’s head. It would be like a brain-Caprisun or something!” and kept laughing.
And all of a sudden she got all bitchy and said that was fucked up and her sister just had a baby or whatever, and went home.

>>17617351
When I was a kid they used to have these hard plastic thingys that looked like a pacifier. It had a serrated tube you'd jam into the orange and suck the juice out.

>>17620521
Those are popularly sold at Disneyland, but you're supposed to pour it into a glass.

>>17620527
That was probably their intent, but we were kids. Anyway, I don't know where ours came from; none of us lived anywhere near Disneyland nor ever went there. I seem to recall it had 'Sunkist' imprinted on it.

ye

>>17619679

>>17619277
You ever fuck an orange?

>>17619679
Yeah, same.