/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17598190

Da gabagool

>>17598201
Where’s The Sneed?

>three posts
>two ips
>two posts are an ad and an internal document
hmmmm

>>17598190
hey Subway girl, how much for all that gabadrool? i just want the meat and nothing else

>>17598598
Imagine impregnating a sandwich artist

>>17598190
GABAGOOL? OVAH HEAH

>>17598608
HEH HEH

>>17598190
why does it look like old rancid meat that was soaked in sewer water then dried?

>>17598626
That's just how italian food looks in general

>>17598598
Wait you guys have white chicks working at subways? All we got is arabs and indians but not gonna lie and say I wouldnt stick my dick in their hijab holes.

>>17598190
Is Subway capicole top quality? I'm from New Jersey so I expect top quality

>>17598190
It's capocollo you fucking wankstain

>>17598598
Being on 4chin long enough to know this is probably a dude.

>>17598598
I bet she "makes it fresh" if you know what I mean!

Subway is terrible. I don't know how anyone can eat there. Even Jimmy John's is a huge step up from Subway.

>>17598641
I'm from Staten Island, we say "Capicola"

>>17598598
I want to drain my painful balls swollen with yellowed, viscous chunky gamer cum into this sandwich wench over and over again and raise white (?) babies

>>17598654
>I'm from Staten Island
That's like the redneck version of NYC, right?

>>17598641

Its gabagool you mulignan

>>17598598
Built for BMT

>>17598691
She's built for BMT alright but that sandwich you posted is not a BMT. There is turkey on that sandwich

>>17598677
It's the redneck republican voting mostly italian suburban hood of jew york

Therefore blessed

>>17598678
Questo negro mangia fagioli AHAHAHAHAH

this new sub slaps

>remove vinaigrette
>add oil and red vinegar
>remove banana peppers
>add cherry peppers at home

>>17598598
>"Spicy"
I bet after eating all that gabagool her farts are going to be spicy

>>17598639
even bettah den ya mother makes

>>17598786
>her farts are going to be spicy
I want to inhale her farts as I eat the gabagool sandwich she prepared for me

>>17598639
>is subway ___ top quality?
From the company that sold mystery protein and mayonnaise as "tuna" for over a decade, yeah absolutely.

>>17598866
Imagine being such a retard that you fall for New York Times hysteria articles.
>HURR, DER'S NO TUNA DNA!!!
>*using a test meant to detect raw and uncooked fish DNA

>>17598887
Not only that, using the correct tests on their tuna showed every sample was verifiably either skipjack or yellowfin. But that doesn't make for good """journalism""".

>>17598866
One of my best friend's sister is a "sandwich artist" at Subway. She says that of all their meats their Capicollo is of the best quality compared to the other meats. She also rated the black forrest ham highly

>>17598928
I haven't tried their gabagool, but their ham is great. The only meats that really suck are their chicken and turkey. Jersey Mike's does have better meats overall, but Subway really has improved some of their offerings over the years. For what's available in my area it goes:

Local really expensive sandwich shop > Jersey Mike's > Subway > Walmart brand deli meat sandwich on wonder bread > Jimmy John's

>>17598887
>>17598896
>>17598928
t.

>>17599006

>>17598949
jimmy johns is fucking based and you're a retard. spicy east coast itallian has DOUBLE GENOA SALAMI, DOUBLE CAPOCOLLO & PROVOLONE hot peppers, sauce, onion, lettuce, i copied and pasted the bullshit because im a lazy piece of shit but look at all that meat and cheese

>>17599044
All that meat, and yet it still manages to taste like fucking nothing because it's shit.

>>17598928
>my best friend's sister
What's her butthole smell like

>>17598190
I haven’t noticed because I haven’t eaten at subway in years because I have self respect

>>17598608
EYYYYYYYYY TONE! GET IN HERE AND HAVE SUM GABAGOOL!

>>17598887
Imagine being such a retard that you unironically defend the shitty food that a global corporation makes for brown people

>>17599250
>i have no idea what denatured protein is and i ardently believe everything the """journalists""" tell me, therefore YOU'RE the retard!

>>17598928

>>17598598
How much for a freshly cut log on my sammich straight from her delicious little log cutter

>>17599261
The NYT is full of homosexual leftists and I wouldn't believe them if they said the sky was blue but that doesn't excuse you wasting your time defending the most mediocre restaurant in the world
Seriously going to or even thinking about subway is like being in a depressing dystopian science fiction novel. It's a bunch of basic bitches eating basic bitch rations. Their slogan should be Subway: We're Mailing It In Too, Just Eat The Sandwich

>>17599195
These are the important questions that require answers

>>17598639
>I'm from New Jersey so I expect top quality

>>17599305
So, parroting braindead journalist garbage is okay if you're dabbing on le megacorporations? Never question trash if it supports your point? Got it.
You are the death of discourse.

>>17599380
Literally no one cares about your stupid fucking tuna, I don't care if it's made out of fish or squid assholes. Your restaurant sucks and the food is garbage.

>>17599402
>anybody who disagrees with me supports the person I'm attacking!
You'd make for a "good" journalist.

>>17599414
You liking Subway is starting to make sense

>>17599305
> the most mediocre restaurant in the world
Peter Luger?

>>17599195
>What's her butthole smell like
My best friend’s sister? I have no idea. My own sister? Like an estrogen laden fun hole

>>17599305
subway sucks enough as it is, there's no need to demean yourself by mindlessly parroting abysmal quality journalism by and for retards to justify it

>>17599562
How much are they paying you?

>>17599562
>mindlessly parroting abysmal quality journalism
Once again I don't care what their fucking tuna is made out of. It's still just as bad as everything else they have. I'm not the one who saw the epic fake tuna maymay and decided I needed to spend my time to defend a shit restaurant because they got in a slapfight with shit journalists. The only correct answer to anyone saying anything about fake meat at Subway one way or the other is "no one cares, it just sucks". So, no one cares, it just sucks.

>>17599569
how much are you coping for being a retard that fucked up high school bio like the retards that wrote the article?
it's an anonymous imageboard, no point saving face
like I said, subway sucks enough without parroting bullshit
spose you'll call me a mcdonalds shill for saying their soft serve isn't pig fat or whatever else your gullible tard ass uncritically believes, dumbass

>>17599625
It's insane that you think that picking sides and arguing FOR FREE in a dispute between a mediocre restaurant and a mediocre "journalism" outfit somehow makes you look like the smart person in the room
This is a colossal waste of everyone's time, the only difference is between those who do and don't realize it. You don't realize it which is why it's not surprising you probably also like Subway

>>17599663
>like subway
you're acting the big man but can't help but cope hard

>>17599688
Cope against what? that their real tuna tastes as bad as fake tuna would taste?

>>17599663
Not them, but
>This is a colossal waste of everyone's time, the only difference is between those who do and don't realize it.
Why are you arguing with him then? Just call it bait or let them like their meh tuna or w.e and move on

>>17599771
You don't get it anon. This isn't about subway's shitty tuna. This is about the slow death of the West to faceless, mailed-in corporatism. That's why subway sucks, it's not their shitty unhealthy food that is probably fake. It's that they don't even fucking try, they have no brand identity or mission other than just sell shit make money. Even fucking shitty Jack in the Box is self-aware and markets to stoners but Subway is just "here's a celebrity or athlete we have something new maybe I guess whatever just come buy something". But here's what's shit, anon. It fucking works. It works because we're slowly being replaced by 100-IQ brown people who don't give a shit what they are eating or how healthy or good it is. They take our money and give it to a bunch of boardroom fucks who aren't even good at what they do. It's mediocrity breeding mediocrity, mystery meat people eating mystery meat sandwiches and to top it all off we have argumentative faggots like this asshole who defend it with a bunch of soi WELL ACKSHUALLY bullshit no one cares about except xim.

Let’s bring this back to OP’s original inquiry. Do you guys like Subway’s capocole? I love it, it goes best with their mortadella

>>17599826
Here in the UK we don't have it, but reading this thread is making me wonder what the tuna tastes like. I've never tried it because it never sounded appetising since it sits out and stuff - i love tuna melts otherwise though

Maybe they'll bring the capocole over? The last time we saw something new was around Christmas, we had brie and pigs-in-blankets (sausages wrapped in bacon) and stuff

>>17598190
Or I can just, not go to Subway and get an edible sandwich for the 3 dollar extra.

>>17598650
I don't know what you mean.

I stopped buying subway a long time ago, last I saw its just a vessel for immigration. Indians please go home, fix your own shit country instead of ruining ours.

>>17598221

>>17598626
>>17598628
You are both aware that meat was once part of a living animal that is now dead. What do you expect it to look like?

I get this Subway like 3 times a week. It's so good even though it's overpriced and I know the ingredients aren't fresh. Why can't I stop bros
Also please don't call me fat

>>17600075
Don’t you have the free sub coupon? I use the coupon code “freesub” and order it online you get one sub for free

>>17598669
Can anyone on this sick board ever just say, "She's pretty. I sure wish I could meet a nicer girl who looks like her"?

>>17598201
Has anyone ITT received proper capicola training?

>>17600237
She aint that good looking

>>17600239
Order the new Mozza Meat sub. Sandwich artist says she can’t fulfill my order as she hasn’t been trained in capicola
https://www.subway.com/en-US/MenuNutrition/Menu/Product?ProductId=10491&MenuCategoryId=1

>>17598866
>mayonnaise
The composition of mayonnaise is protected in my country and I have yet to find a fast food restaraunt which offers a sauce that can legally be classified as mayonnaise
It's always mayo-style or mcchicken sauce or what have you
Subway is no exception

>>17600295
What country do you live in? In my country the composition of “meatball” is protected and often a meatball sandwich cannot legally be labeled as such

>>17598598
jesus I would put my tiny white pecker in her

>>17599305
Subway may be ""mediocre"" but their calories for food are the most accurate from a fast food chain

>>17598866
Youre a fucking retard

>>17599305
The isnt blue. Its what your eyes see as a result of atmospheric rayleigh scattering. You think theres just a painted blue ceiling up there?

>>17598700
WTF do you think the T stands for??

>>17600800
Tasty you dumb jackass. A BMT doesn’t have turkey

>>17600800
T in sandwiches usually means, and should mean, tomatoes. Italian "BMT" is even more offensive as there's no bacon either. It's starting to sound more like a disease than a sandwich at this point. Drank the wrong water in Liguria and got BMT, so many mysteries in Italy and the worm.

>>17599548
So just like your mom’s then.

>>17598190
>turkey "capicola"

>>17599358
Can you even name a more fun and culturally relevant state? New Jersey has everything.. the best produce, the best beaches, active manufacturing, skiing, hiking, big cities, hillbilly forest towns, quaint suburbs, the best cuisine in the country, you can do 150 on most highways, legal weed, and geographically it's smack dab in the center of the action. You can drive to New York City or Philadelphia in an hour from any part of the state, you can drive to any state on the East Coast in a day. It's the only state that isn't flyover without being a Jewish communist shithole like New Y*rk and C*lifornia. No homeless here either.

>>17598654
Come over the bridge bro let's bool in Bayonne

>>17598645
those are clearly real boobs and not HRTitties

>>17600888
bmt is the name of some subway station in jew york or something. there used to be a sign explaining it on the walls.

>>17601136
>those are clearly real boobs
>I can tell through a sweater worn over a hoodie
You some kind of fucking genie? She's got so much shit on she could have a dozen puppies from the pound in there. Look at the stomach! That's a folded rifle or something? An Xbox? A book on why you're full of shit?

>>17598221
Gabbagool? OVA HEEA...

>>17598190
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsBipoG22Nw

>>17599285
>I cant breathe

>>17602950

>>17601126
>you can do 150 on most highways
wat

>>17603510
It's true, I do it all the time

>>17603510
>>17603578
Cop: “Sir, do you realize you were driving 150 mph?”
New Jersey Italian: “On my way to the deli to buy some delicious gabigool officer.”
Cop: “OK then, understandable, have a good day sir”

>>17603952
https://youtu.be/ebanS7YL6V4

>>17598201
>72 hour opened shelf life
Disgusting. I worked in a deli and we didn't keep opened shit longer than 24 hours. S*bway is such fucking garbage. They make shitty hoagies for flyover faggots who think they're real hoagies.

>>17598190
When's Subway getting a Muffaletta

>>17601126
Not reading any of that.

>>17598669
I want to suck a fart out of her brapper

>>17605470

>>17605434
elitist sandwich maker

>>17598602
I think about it all the time, brother.

>>17601126
I spent a few months in Elizabeth for work. It's a suitable.
T beautiful upstate ny.

I stopped eating Subway after they aired these very offensive commercials where these sexy girls repeatedly commandeer their incel coworker’s subs. I haven’t had Subway in 10 years because of this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bwrpC2ICLmg

>>17601126
Eastern PA > n*w j*rsey
All the same benefits of NJ, without being the industrial waste dump of the east coast and we don't have to deal with shitty j*rseyfags on a daily basis besides when you faggots come over and act like retards on our roads. Whenever I see a j*rsey plate, I instantly call the local police department and give them a heads up that a major accident is about to take place.

>>17605545
I love upstate NY but it's so far from everything. What is there to do besides eat steamed hams every day? How far do you have to drive to get a change of scenery? I live in Hudson County and it's less than an hour drive to multiple large cities, a beach, a forest, a swamp, a mountain, 90 minutes to the Poconos, etc. I want to move to the Catskills but I'm afraid if I buy a house there I'll get bored in a year then be stuck. Also I'm afraid there won't be women anywhere else.

>>17603952
>Ah good day to youse.

>>17605592
Your wrestlers are really good, I'll give you that. They used to say that Pennsylvania kids wrestle cows for strength and chickens for speed, and I believe it

>>17598190
black forest ham with capicola sounds good, I don't know about this fresh mozzarella though

>>17605434
its 72 hours refrigerated in the cambert not 72 hours at room temperature in 72 degree temperatures indoors in July

>>17605434
72 hours is three days. Are you saying a package of cold cuts is no good after only three days after opening it?

"OK everybody, we gotta get ready to throw away all this meat because it was opened almost three days ago, never mind that it's been refrigerated, 72 hours after opening is the limit, after that, to the homeless shelter

>>17607722
I don't often eat Bologna, but when I do it's boar's head. Everything else is trash. I'm a huge Mortadella advocate, but boar's head bologna is acceptable substitute

>>17599285
>if you only knew how bad things really are