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A Hull man said he felt 'confused and deflated' after ordering a pasty from Greggs that was served with no filling.

Paul bought his usual lunch from the Greggs on Hull's Jameson Street, only to find that it felt lighter than usual. He also described it as having an unusual shape that made him wonder if something was wrong with his food.

After taking a bite, Paul realised that his beef and vegetable pasty was nothing but pastry. The empty shell left the Hull man hungry and disappointed with no time to go back to the store and complain.

Speaking to Hull Live about the ordeal, Paul said: "When I received the pasty I saw it was an unusual shape and I thought, 'this is strange'. On my way back to work, I bit into it and realised that it had no filling in it at all.

"I was quite deflated. I paid £1.85 for a shell - a very disappointing shell.

"I showed my friends and they all laughed at me. I was quite annoyed in the end as I didn't have time to go back, so I ended up without any lunch. You just wonder, 'how did that get out on the shelf?'"

Paul said: "I'll still go back to Greggs because it's my favourite, but I'll have to check the weight of my pasty next time before I leave. They can trick me once, but they won't trick me twice!"

A Greggs spokesperson said: “Oh crumbs! We certainly didn’t intend for our Beef and Vegetable Pasty to be given to this customer without the tasty filling.

“We’d love the customer to get in touch with us through our customer care team so we can put it right for them."

https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/whats-on/food-drink/hull-man-left-confused-deflated-6808163

>> No.17572636

>>17572630
>m8 wheres me filling

>> No.17572691

>>17572630
>"I showed my friends and they all laughed at me.

Bong lads.

>> No.17572952
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>> No.17573332

>>17572952
woah

>> No.17573337
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17573337

Simple as.

>> No.17573352

>>17572630
got called racist I'm a gregg's today

>> No.17573367

Is he a Hull man or just haffa one, a-hyuck-hyuck

>> No.17573384

>>17573352
tell us what happened lad

>> No.17573403

>>17573337
I'd eat her pastry

>> No.17573412

>>17573337
Cute bong Gregg slampig

>19 years old
wtf she looks like she's 30

>> No.17573416

>>17573412
combination of poor diet, drug use, and awful low-class makeup.

>> No.17573420

>>17573384
i got called racist in greggs

>> No.17573425

>>17573420
ye but why

>> No.17573427

>>17573425
i was bein racist

>> No.17573430

>>17573427
in greggs?

>> No.17573445 [DELETED] 

>>17573430
>>17573427
>>17573425
>>17573420
>>17573384
>>17573352
Wow hilarious reenactment my fellow redditors!!! Upvote!!

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THANKS FOR THE GOLD KIND STRANGER

THE GOLD

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(chorus: the gold kind stranger)

edit 4: THANKS FOR "POPPING" "MY" "PLATINUM" """"CHERRY"""" WHATEVER THAT'S SUPPOSED TO MEAN WHO CARES I GOT PLATINUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHA SUCK MY DICK I GOT PLATINUM I'M AN UNEMPLOYED 40 YEAR OLD MAN WHO COPIES AND PASTES THE SAME 15 SENTENCES ON REDDIT AND OFFICE QUOTES HAHAHAAAAA BUT FUCK YOU I GOT PLATINUM THANK YOU KIND STRANGER edit 5: MYMOSTUPVOTEDCOMMENTISABOUTGOLDTHANKYOUREDDITFOR THE GOLD (chorus: the gold kind stranger) WEDIDITREDDITTHANKYOUREDDITTHE GOLD (chorus: the gold)

chorus: the gold

edit 6: 100 UPVOTES!!!!!! TWO PLATINUMS!!?!??!?!??!!! I'M FAMOUS GUYS I'M DOING AN AMA AMA (edit after posting this copy pasta, I'm already doing one lol) THANK YOU ALL I LOVE YOU THANK YOU FOR THE FAME KIND STRANGERS (chorus: kind stranger) THE SILVERS (chorus: kind stranger) THE GOLD (chorus: the gold kind stranger) THE PLATINUM (chorus: kind stranger) THE UPVOTES

>> No.17573454

>>17573445
I was waiting for an autist like this

>> No.17573460

seethemeister

>> No.17573469
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>>17573454
he makes a valid point unlike you

>> No.17573472

>>17573469
He didn't make any point

>> No.17573476

>>17573469
>a valid point
it's literally a 4chan meme tho

>> No.17573490
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17573490

>>17573476
that's the point

>> No.17573498

>>17573412
All fembongs look 30 from 18 years of age until around 40 and then they just turn into a full on grandma.

>> No.17573504
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17573504

>>17573490
???

>> No.17573508

>>17573490
>that's the point
retard he thinks it's from reddit
his 'point' is based on a false premise

>> No.17573524

>>17573504
The actual autism was whether or not you felt compelled to solve the problem.

>> No.17573527

>>17573524
i just thought itd be fun

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>>17573504

>> No.17573537
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17573537

>>17573524
>t. can't do it

>> No.17573542

>>17572691
bongs are pathetic. it fun to laugh at them.

>> No.17573543

>>17573531
>>17573537
You're literally just posting other people's answers from KYM.

>> No.17573562

>>17573543
Yeah

>> No.17573585
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17573585

>>17573504
gross nigga, i don't want house A doing dishes with hot water while i'm taking a shower in House C...

>> No.17573591

>>17573585
Why would you assume the water is getting reused shitbrains?

>> No.17573601
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17573601

>>17573543
fine, my image editor sucks almost as bad as my drawing

>> No.17573611

>>17573591
not the whole point, but that is the general idea. i also don't want some city slicker leaving the gas on a few doors over and blowing my house up as well.

>> No.17573615

>>17573611
That's not how it works

>> No.17573629

>let me just copy paste a shitty article I wrote
Go fuck yourself

>> No.17573639
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17573639

>>17573615
yes it is

>> No.17573640

>>17573490
>>17573504
>>17573531
>>17573537
>>17573585
>>17573601
This is a cooking board not a urban utilities planning board.

>> No.17573644

>>17573615
and that's not how it doesn't work

>> No.17573647
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17573647

>>17573640
maybe instead of bitching you should start by posting something on topic

>> No.17573652

>>17572630
what a fucking baby

>> No.17573707

>>17573524
Wanting to solve puzzles is Mensa stuff

>> No.17573717

>>17573498
>fembongs
lmao

>> No.17573733

>>17573639
A-are they okay?

>> No.17573735

>>17572630
>A Greggs spokesperson said: “Oh crumbs!
What a silly sausage

>> No.17573746

>>17573337
Luv a Gregg's slag, me

>> No.17573756

>>17573490
Saying that you were waiting for a meme to happen in response to the meme happening is a sub-meme, or a meme in all but name.

>> No.17573772
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17573772

>>17573756
not every meme is understood

>> No.17573855
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17573855

>>17572630
Should have gotten picrel.

>> No.17573873

>>17573469
Is that webm real footage?

>> No.17573877

>>17573873
anon we all know youre a little slow but why dont you think for a second this time

>> No.17573896
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17573896

>>17573873
i'm not even sure if i'm real!

>> No.17573904

>>17573403
She can have my sausage roll

>> No.17573914

>>17573896
I wish I was non-retarded enough to grasp that observation thing.

>> No.17573924

>>17573914
The person who made that meme didn't understand it either, so at least you're not alone.

>> No.17574067

>>17573914
>>17573924
no one understands it
recent tests have made it even more insane by showing a person thinking about the particle on the other side of the planet can affect it.
pleas don't ask for source it's like a 2 hour lecture on psychics

>> No.17574218

>>17573337
soft

>> No.17574249
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17574249

>>17572630
This is Hull's 9/11, nevar forget.

>> No.17575061 [DELETED] 

>>17572630
kind of sad that dumb niggers bug the media with this shit.

>> No.17575193

>>17573337
>the 19 year old Briish middle-aged woman

>> No.17575201
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17575201

>>17573337
ROLL TO CHOOSE YOUR GREGG'S SAUSAGE ROLL-FU
>Lori, 19 going on 60, career woman, epic camel toe in the making, wants to save the banana pic
>Plastic troll wine aunt, practically immortal (polystyrene), can't say no after a few Tennent's Supers

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17575246

>>17572630
Where'd you get that Wish Pasty, mate? Gregg's place?

>> No.17575254
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17575254

>>17575246
Based and shoe-pilled.

>> No.17575274

>>17575193
ok this got me

>> No.17575306

>>17572630
wow, so even you; Queen Elizabeth browses 4chan now I don't need to feel some dumb

>> No.17575330
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17575330

>>17572630
>I showed my friends and they all laughed at me

>> No.17575616

>>17575201
evens

>> No.17575638
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17575638

>>17573337
>19
Please be lying, lady. Holy shit

>> No.17575670

Had Greggs today

>Roast chicken and bacon club baguette
>Pepperoni slice
>Sausage bean and cheese melt

Always does the job

>> No.17575674

>>17572630
>Hull Live

All these [Place] Live publications are the most lowest common denominator dogshit of journalism. It's always either non-stories, content stolen from more reputable publications, clickbait, or "remember when X event took place 20 years ago?"

>> No.17575681

>>17573403
>>17573412
>>17573746
>>17574218
People on this website have the lowest standards that any time they see a female they get excited, even if it's an average chubby white woman.

>> No.17575684

>>17572630
Am I supposed to know what a hull man is?

>> No.17575686

>>17573427
gregga is our word

>> No.17575705

>>17575684
like florida man, only younger and without a sidearm

>> No.17575717

>>17575681
>People on this website have the lowest standards
i don't have standards

>> No.17577112
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17577112

>>17573337
get urself a UKIP wife lads, twice as squeezable

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17577124

>>17574249
fook me innit

>> No.17577681
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17577681

>>17572630
Fokin' 'ell, can't 'ave anyfin nice these days.

>> No.17577708

>>17577124
lol aight, might finna give that no bussin a try

>> No.17577723
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17577723

>>17573337
phooaaarr
imagine her bringing you pasties home after she finishes her shift, bloody lurvly

>> No.17577808

>>17574067
link it i want to know if we watched the same 2 hour lecture

>> No.17577843

>>17577808
give me a minute to find it

>> No.17577867
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17577867

>>17577808
https://youtu.be/nRSBaq3vAeY
turns out its 45min but it gets better as it goes

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17577868

>>17577708
Listen up Icarus, let's not get ahead of ourselves here

>> No.17577976

Simple ass

>> No.17577990

>>17575201
Gimme that gnussy

>> No.17577996

>>17573337
does every single suburb in bongland look like that, christ it's depressing

>> No.17578012

>>17577996
They built them all in the 50s after the Germans v2d the shit out of their old houses. That's why they are all owned by the government too. Bongs love to talk trash but 85 percent of them live in government housing just like that.

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>>17572630

>> No.17578097

>>17572630
>average day in bongland
riveting innit

>> No.17578140

>>17578097
RIVI ING INNIT

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>>17572630

>> No.17578239

>>17575681
You don't know what average is. The average woman in USA/UK is fat with an unattractive face.

>> No.17578269

>>17573427
Sounds based to me, mate, dunno what they we're on about but keep on mate, keep on then

>> No.17579361

>>17577867
Neat. I still don't get it. FUCK quantum mechanics

>> No.17579560

>>17574067
>>17577867
This is utter bollocks, by the way.

>> No.17579664

>>17575201
This is hard I’ll leave it to fate

>> No.17579708

>>17577112
>those thighs
Oi'm convinced, oi'm votin' UKIP, simple as.

>> No.17579733

I met this really nice, friendly girl, who slurred her speech a lot and spoke quite slowly in a manner similar to cerebral palsy comedian Rosie Jones. I thought this woman, too, must have some disability, just as Rosie does, but no; she's just from Hull.

>> No.17579743

>>17575681
She's kinda cute aside from looking twice as old as she actually is. I don't understand why this makes you so angry.

>> No.17579760

>>17575681
t. Lonely 30+ year old woman with no children jealous of a fertile 19 year old whore

>> No.17579891

>>17579733
nice

>> No.17580175

>>17577124
So some lazy chav forgot to wash his dick and almost got a flesh eating bacteria infection on his pecker on top of the circumcision the (((doctor))) gave him. Was your penis people...

>> No.17580257

>>17575681
> People on this website have the lowest standards that any time they see a female they get excited, even if it's an average chubby white woman.
It's called "having sane levels of testosterone" you limp faggot

Her face is ugly, maybe it's a bad photo but surely she's not above average.

Her body is chubby in a way you can surely have a lot of fun with her

>> No.17580291

>>17575681
As long as I can fit my hands around her neck then Im good to go

>> No.17580306

>>17580291
This actually made me go back and check how thick her neck is and holy shit

>> No.17580408

>>17573337
Thanks Lori

>> No.17580455

>>17573640
Can I just say that it's depressingly easy to get onto boards like that in places that are energy producers. Even in places like California, the boards in most of the polluting part of the state are controlled by people who are cucked by chevron for their pension stocks. So big Blue American cities can vote every electric car and light rail line they want into existence, the places that produce the gas and oil will continue to pollute and have no regard for anything but the interests of energy shareholders.

>> No.17580781 [DELETED] 

Who the hell buys Pastry from HtgnraHHGreggs?

>> No.17580791

Who the hell buys Pastry from HHHGreggs?

>> No.17580904

>>17580455
>DUDE ELECTRIC CARS LMAO
the grid in California is fucked right now. Imagine what it's gonna be like if even half of LA, 6 million people, are driving one.

>> No.17580956

>>17580791
people from hull

>> No.17580971

>>17572630
>Beef and vegetable

There's something at greggs that contains vegetables? I don't believe it

>> No.17580973

>>17580971
onions are vegetables?

>> No.17580993

>>17573337
cute ngl