/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17541103
Google "telekinesis" right now

>>17541103
bye frogshit

>>17541108
what about if scientists just got off their asses and made raw chicken not spread space aids?

>>17541103
I'm the same way honestly

>>17541103
You have OCD

>>17541103
yes, not acting like a retard. why would you touch the chicky and wash your hands only to touch it again. use one hand to handle chicken and the other hand for spice shakers etc. or just get small unnoticeable dose of salmonella

>>17541103
Does your kitchen not have a single pair of tongs?

>>17541173
but then i’d have to wash to tongs, plus I wouldn’t be able to give the chicken a good oil coating and spice rub

>>17541103

>>17541191
You can reuse the tongs without having to rewash them after every step. Or just utilize the same store you bought the chicken at to get some cheap latex gloves and skip the washing altogether.

>>17541103
>open chicken package
>take chicken out of package into a ziplock bag with oil and seasoning

>>17541103
I only wash my hands if I’m cooking for others, mostly for their own comfort. Germ theory is a myth.

>>17541208
pretty based but how do you get the chicken from the package to the ziplock bag? and from the ziplock bag to the oven?

>>17541103
>Put oil in bowl/measuring cup
>put seasoning in bowl/measuring cup
>oil, season, flip
>oil, season, place on tray
>wash hands
>put tray in oven
>wash dishes
>don't be retarded

>>17541276
And don't touch anything else besides bowls, chicken and knife between opening the package and washing your handsAJT8H

>>17541103
>Open chicken package with my hands
>take chicken out onto cutting board
>coat with olive oil, salt and pepper
>rub all over
>place in tray
>place tray in oven
>wipe all surfaces with kitchen towel
It's that easy

its all so tiresome

>Not using wet hand dry hand it and keeping everything on the board
Have you ever cooked?

>>17541286
>>wipe all surfaces with kitchen towel
Uhhhh anon

>>17541103
1 pair of disposable gloves then wash your tools and hands once at the end, you should be washing the knife handles anyway

if you washed your chicken this wouldn't be a problem!

>>17541108
kek
>>17541263
Turn the ziplock back inside out, use it as a glove, then turn it back around. Then squeeze the chicken out of the bag right onto the pan.

>>17541463
do americans really

>>17541480
>he doesn't wash and season his chicken in the sink basin for an even coating and easy cleanup

>>17541480
"Americans"

>>17541445
I then reuse that kitchen towel to wipe the dishes and dry my hands. Mad?

>>17541154
the nigga is japanese he lifts the olive oil with both hands

>>17541103
put chicken in a plastic bag to season nigger

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mysophobia

There is a better way. Go swimming in the public pool in your municipality once a week. You can shower before and after so there's no danger except from girls who'll like you.

Next thing you know you'll be a lot more relaxed about handling toilet seats, subway tickets and shopping carts. Let alone a sealed chicken filet.

>>17541738
raw chicken has salmon mandella all over it

>>17541192