/ck/ - Food & Cooking

spring doesnt start for another week it is still snowing

>>17532865
Snowed literally 2 feet since this weekend. Alliums are 5 feet deep in snow.

>>17532865
There's at least a foot of snow still on the ground and it's getting down to -3 tonight

I live in Barrow and hweeee got a looong time till summer. You weirdo continentals live in a fucking rainforest lol.

>>17532865
How do you know somebody didn't pee on them?

>>17533590
You dont. It's part of the allure.

It just snowed

>>17532903
Hush Canada.

>>17532865
There's still 3' of snow on the ground, anon. Spring isn't for another month.

>>17532894
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>>17533898
Ahhh the sweet seethe of non coastal anons.

Back of my farm. Still gets below freezing at night, but beautiful warm days.

>>17532865
Nah I just grow them on property year round since I live in tropics.

>>17534054
so where are the alliums?

>>17534431
Members of the family that produces garlic, leeks, onions, shallots, etc. OP is a pretentious fool.

>>17534442
i didn't say what i said where

>>17534442
retard

>>17532865
I forage for wild ginger and a variety of mushrooms depending on the season. Haven't found any garlic or onions yet surprisingly. I refuse to eat invasive greens like garlic mustard that the euroshits brought over here.

>>17534534
>that the euroshits brought over here
are you native american?

>>17534534
I like to gather beauty berries here in the south. They are ok raw, but as a jelly or jam they are amazing. They make a good addiction to homemade mead brewing also

>>17534540
Yes, born in America

>>17534553
kys faggot european

>>17532865
Fuck you nigger, I live in a fucking desert where not a single edible thing can grow

Yep spring. The weather outside my window looks ripe for finding wild onions and ramps.

>>17534431
I walked through my property looking to see what forage there was. Only found an metric ton of wild radish and young milk thistle.

Got about 500 of those stinky whores growing in one of my raised beds. Hoping for the best come harvest time.

>>17534926
nice hairline and coping beard baldy

>>17534954
Not cope. The hair grows to fast to keep a clean shaven look. Its either the beard or a permanent five-o-clock shadow.

>>17535137
nice cope baldy

>>17534534
I like to eat mustard greens and eventually make mustard sauce, also some plants like Glebionis coronaria and some Malva species make good salads
also I forgot to mention it's time for wild asparagi too which is so fucking nice
>>17534916
what about opuntias

>>17532865
Go away Adam

>>17534954
lmfao. beards truly are makeup for men

>>17532865
How do I avoid poisoning myself with some lookalike? Is the sulfury smell enough?

>>17535512
yeah they have that characteristic taste too
lookalikes are usually super bitter while wild alliums are mildly bitter at most

>>17535526
>usually
Uuuh

>>17535549
I admit I never tasted look alikes so that's why I don't say always
if you really don't feel safe, you might want to help yourself with an app to id plants like plantnet

Wild asparagi is worth looking out for

>>17534442
reading comprehension

>>17532894
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>>17533898
move out of the North Pole, flyoverfags

i used to eat ton of fresh garlic with no problem, but this year the few I ate gave me insane stomach bloating. help bros I can't live spring without my fresh garlic

>>17535495
>mfw Adam tells people to eat random bushes off the ground then shills life insurance

low key based