/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Looks like something Bourdain and Obama cooked up in some of the local kids

I went to a filipino cultural club buffet in college and they had banana lumpia (egg rolls) that were dope.

I had a flip housekeeper growing up and she made pancit (noodles) and also lumpia with I think ground beef filling and she served it with a soy dipping sauce that had lots of little tiny pieces of garlic in it that I remember liking a lot.

You just have to think of flip food as non-spicy (mostly) bastardized chinese food and it works.

I also like the tocino (grilled pork) sandwich at the local flip restaurant we have here in my large american city.

It is served with achara (unripe papaya, bell pepper, and carrot slaw in sweetened vinegar), mayo, on a brioche bun with fries that are amazing and I always dip it into lots of sweet chili sauce.

>>17511713
the problem is a lot of filipino food is fried

however they have good things like sisig and chicken adobo, and bistek

>>17511713
yeah but explain the fish, chocolate, and cum

>>17511736
What do you have against ethnic cuisine and eating cum, anon?
close-minded much?

>>17511694
True story . I live with a Filipina . She cooked spaghetti for me one day and it tasted horrible . When she wasn't looking I flushed it down the toilet . How did she fuck up spaghetti ? Later I found bottles of red banana sauce in the trash . SHE USED BANANA SAUCE . It was so bad .

>>17511764
filipinos eat spaghetti with a ketchup sugar sauce its digusting

Jesus Fucking Christ

>>17511773
She eats alien fruit from a pot sitting in the sink with her bare hands like a raccoon . She's by far the most wonderful part of my life .

>>17511788
is she one of the filipinas with a fat ass

>>17511794
she's getting there with her hormone replacement

>>17511795
DUH DUH DUH
DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY
DUH DUH DUH
DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY

There’s a great smash burger joint run by Filipinos near me. The only issue is they use these disgusting sweet pickles.

Why is the Filipino palate so fucked?

>>17511794
I thought for sure she'd turn for the worse as she got older . She got even more easy to look at . Maybe I love her more , idk .
>>17511795
Lol .

>>17511794
I forgot to mention , other than her waist being too small and that she has great big tities she's just about perfect .

>>17511694
Not even going to post real Flip food, OP? I bet that's just the cum you're eating tonight.

>>17511903
Shut up tranny.

>>17511908
>CDN City with Big Flip Population
>They hard working AF
>They of course are mostly their own community but have no problem expanding out
>Some think they are gangsters lol "Got Rice Bitch, Got Rice"
>Sometimes live 2-3 families per house as is SOP in Trudeaus Canada (Not as bad as Poos, those are 4 families of 5 generations in a home. Imagine the smell).

All in all, appreciate flips. They all work and contribute to society. They are Based and Flip Pilled and I'm happy to have them in my Canadian city.

>>17511700
kek

>>17511924
I haven't got a kys in over a day . Can you hook me up ?

>>17511938
shoo!

>>17511945
Why would I give you what you're craving? Why not tease you a bit, make you beg, that's what you want, isn't it, you little slut?

>>17511950
I really like that for the most part people can say what they think here . Like me , hate me , it doesn't matter what you do to me , it's all good . I just wish the kill yourself people would expand on the concept a bit . It gets a little boring . Work with it , make it fun again . Anything really .

>>17511975
Don't tell me how to play dad!

>>17511975
>like me
Yeah that one don't come up much

>>17511981
EAT YOUR VEGETABLES YOUNG MAN !

But seriously the kys people need to step up their game .

>>17511987
I have enough people irl for that .

>>17511993
Stop telling people how to express themselves! What's next, you gonna say, "hello," bores you? You're being sill as all fuck.

>>17512002
Because I don't believe you guys listen to me it seems like I'm not really telling you anything , lol .

>>17512011
I listen to everything everybody says to me. But I get that here to. It's a waste of time.

>>17512064
I don't think it's a waste of time . Don't know why , but that's how I feel .

>>17512105
Why not talk to a wall?

I like Filipinos but I think they have (mostly) terrible food.

>>17512119
The wall won't tell me to kys or what spices to use in my food , lol .

>>17512139
Alexa can do that, a specially trained iguana.

>>17512130
I was impressed by how much time Filipinos spent making meals when I was in the Philippines .

>>17512144
Iguana ?

>>17512153
If you're smart, you can teach iguanas how to recommend spices, or even to tell you kill yourself.

>>17512160
I've met iguanas . I'm not that smart , lol .

>>17511945
Ok, Microwavebro.

kys

>>17511694
>cum
only if it is from my man

>>17512215
I feel better now .

>>17512147
I am disgusted by anything they make that uses shitty, processed Americanized ingredients. All of the stuff with rice, vegetables, fish, pork, and tropical fruits can be good. But they can't stop bastardizing everyhing with processed Western shit. I really don't understand.

>visit filipino restaurant for the first time
>order something on the menu entitled 'crispy pork. filipino delicacy'
>turns out to be breddy gud
>tell the server i really liked it
>"good for you"
>turns out to be pork offal in a blood sauce
Filipino cuisine is peak poverty food, but some of it is actually tasty if you're willing to ignore what it's made out of.
>>17512234
They're poor as fuck and western processed shit is shelf-stable.

>>17512234
I feel the same way . Then still to this day after twenty two years of marriage every time she looks at me she smiles and then her face lights up . She will cook anything I want anytime I want it . It all tastes so horrible to me , lol . I'll never let her know .

Fuck did the drunk food thread get nuked ?

Never mind , I found it . Just too drunk to remember which threads I posted in .

embarrassing
https://www.saveur.com/pepsi-rice-recipe/

>>17511694
Reminds me of the cake I tried to make a few years ago.

jizz

>>17511694

>>17512247
This is me with menudo

seaniggers are so disgusting I wish a hex upon their entire genetic line

I'm so glad I never have to eat ampalaya again. filipino food is a game of dodging bullets, there's always some brains or blood or fucking embryo shit, you can never just get a normal cut of hamburger or pork.

i'd take home the chicken adobo recipe, and eat pancit & lumpia, there's little else thats edible.

>>17511700
I hate N

>>17511694
>fish with chocolate rice
What in the honedt fuck is wrong with flips

>>17511694
>it's real

>>17511795
pics now

>>17511713
That sounds like a cuisine I don't want to try

>>17511694
>anchovy
Those are sardines though

>>17511713
>non spicy bastardized chinese
This is a really dumb take, you realize "chinese" food has more variety than "european" food?

A better analogy would be that it's indonesian food but with the colonial imprints of 19th century spain and mid 20th century america

>>17511694
>rest of asia has great food and philippines has this
where did everything go so wrong for them

>>17511728
>sisig

>>17511694
A fillipino restaurant opened up near where I live. Half the menu is ube or plantain. Most other items are pretty much spaghetti with sausage/stir fry, or pork on rice.

>>17511694
That actually looks revolting

/ck/ keeps getting filtered

>>17514974
The threads of mine that were nuked were a little bit too much non food centered . If /ck/ is about food then there should be limits . I'm ok with that .

It is called champorado. Confirmed it is a real thing with filipino friend. They said they would never eat with fish cos thats gross but that others add it for saltiness - the fish is heavily salted.

>>17511700
holy fuck

>>17514973
that was weird. thanks!

>>17511764
Did you bang