/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Collinflower cheese soup

He’s caught the scent…

>>17494963

>>17494955

>>17495043
Ok

>>17494955
What is this? I'm both repulsed and intrigued by it.

>>17495043
Why did you delete your post?

bump

Chicken Stroganoff

>>17494960
thats broccoli

>>17494963
>>17494966
/bacon/

>>17495183
No it's Colinflower , it just looks like broccoli because of the lighting .

>>17495304
women are so gross yuck

>>17495310
you cant gaslight me into believing im stupider than i already am

>>17495315
I had a filter on my phone camera that I forgot to turn off . Why would I call broccoli collinflower for no reason ?

>>17495320
look at the photo. on the left is cauliflower, on the right is broccoli. what you have in your bowl is fucking broccoli. its not white, it's not cauliflower. are you getting dementia, old man? or are you trying to play one of your old timey tricks on me?

>>17495325
I am serious . I had a filter on my phone that made the white green . I know the difference between broccoli and collinflower , I eat broccoli every day .

>>17495337
then you should be able to get on your phone and remove the filter from the photo, unless you have already deleted it. show me the photo without the filter.

>>17495342
I only took the one photo with the filter . I can't undo what has been done . Why would I waste my time going on the internet and making up the most ridiculous lie ?

>>17495351
this is the most elaborate shitpost I've ever seen
I genuinely can't tell whether you're telling the truth or not

>>17495351
>I can't undo what has been done
i'm quite positive you can
>Why would I waste my time going on the internet and making up the most ridiculous lie ?
you tell me

>>17495358
>>17495359
If I knew how to work technology there would not have been a green filter in the first place . It is a collinflower and cheddar cheese soup . I don't know what else to say .

>>17495372
Take your meds

>>17495372
Jesus - I guess you leave alone and never touched a woman in your life. With that type of personality and attitude I doubt if you even attract a fly.

Honestly just following the thread I hate you with every atom in my body

>>17495416
I do not take meds . It was a simple mistake . I will post another photo tomorrow when I make collinflower cheddar cheese soup , this time I will make sure there is no filter .

>>17495435
I don't know why you are so upset .

>>17495435
chill the fuck out schizo

>>17495442
Well fact check you photos before you post and stop losing on internet maybe then people will like you - you sad piece of shit.

>>17495448
Kek

>>17495456
meds, now.

>>17494960
That's broccoli.

>>17495337
You must either be lying or fucking delusional because that's clearly broccoli
Please for the love of God get help for your severe mental illness if you're really trying to lie to complete strangers on the internet about a "green filter" instead of admitting that you're too stupid to know the difference between cauliflower and broccoli

>>17495535
>>17495548
I have already explained what the issue is . I am well aware of the differences between a collinflower and a broccoli .

>>17495576
I don't believe you

I eat poop. I'm German.

>>17495581
A Colinflower is white , bigger , and far more dense than broccoli . Broccoli is green , smaller , and the head isn't as dense . They also smell and taste different.

>>17495590
>Broccoli is green , smaller , and the head isn't as dense
that description matches whats in your soup perfectly

>>17495590
I agree! Using that knowledge, can you tell me which one is in this photo? >>17495325
I'm really rooting for you on this one

>>17495595
It's the camera filter and a discoloration from being cooked with green onions . It doesn't look as dense because it has been sauteed .

>>17495596
Colinflower left , broccoli right .

>>17495605
No

>>17495595
That's broccoli.

>>17495605
Can you tell me which one is in this photo? >>17494960

Is anyone else kind of unsettled by how he keeps putting an 'n' in 'cauliflower'? He's writing 'colin-flower'.

>>17495623
Colinflower , discolored from green onion and camera filter .

>>17495626
Is it not called Colinflower?

>>17495627
Dude you have to be fucking kidding me. Look at the bulbs on the end of it, cauliflower doesn't have those at all
And why was only one ingredient affected by the supposed discolor and filter?

>>17495632
Honestly if the guy is trolling, I'm really enjoying it. Possibly because DUDE

>>17495637
The Colinflower was sauteed with the green onion . Everything else was seperate . The top started to break apart because it was softening and I was stirring it with a wooden spoon . I am not delusional or making up some weird story .

>>17495653
Do you take medication for your condition?

>>17495183
>>17495315
>>17495325
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>>17495358
>>17495359
>>17495535
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>>17495581
>>17495595
>>17495622
>>17495637
Conspiracy theorists. They're trying to brainwash you Microwavebro.

THIS ISN'T HIS FIRST COLLINFLOWER:

>>17494982
>>17494987

IT WAS BROCCOLI, I FOUND THE EVIDENCE:

>>17494877
>>17494877
>>17494877

>>17495696
>>17495686
That was the camera filter . Look how dense the heads are .

>>17495705
Not as dense as your head, mate. I enjoyed the shitposting, though.

where do i get this camera filter that perfectly turns cauliflower into broccoli and nothing else

>>17495714
Ask Microwavebro, he has one.

That was fun winding you cunts up, especially that guy that went rooting around the catalog haha. I'm not even Microwavebro either, I'm just Larping as him.

>>17495721
Personally I thought it was hilarious, and I went through the catalogue. Although admittedly DUDE

>>17495729
DUDE what? It all started because I posted the picture and forgot it was broccoli not Colinflower but I just stuck with what I said. Must've been a real head fuck if you went digging for evidence haha.

>>17495740
I was the guy saying you were trolling and I was enjoying it. I rate 8/10.

>DUDE what?
Oh sweet, naive Anon.

>>17495438
Cringe. Maybe you should stick with shower apples

>>17495752
what is this shower apple meme we're forcing all of a sudden. depressed anon's thread was not that funny.

>>17495576
>collinflower
Wtf is this dumb word?

>>17495747
Oh haha. One of those guys was getting real wound up. Are you saying I'm under the influence of illegal narcotics?

>>17495754
The jannies thought it was funny. Are u saying they're wrong?

>>17495761
There was that guy who kept saying "meds", he seemed genuinely irate. Nah cunt but I did eat some baked goods earlier which contributed to my enjoyment of the collinflower fiasco.

>>17495756
Were you born in a shed mate?>>17495747
You shoud look at that thread though, I copied his posting style with the extra spaces before and after punctuation marks.

>>17495768
>Were you born in a shed mate
This doesn't answer my question

>>17495769
That's the name of the veggie table.

>>17495721
I'm disappointed you're not him, sigh. You do a good impersonation and that goes beyond just spacing out the periods.

>>17495777
I'm a professional shitposter. I've been pulling the strings in another thread and making it blow up.

>>17495782

i admire your work mate. thank you for your service

>>17495787

>>17495777
He'll probably be waking up soon and seeing a whole bunch of posts he didn't make. I kept forgetting to remove the name in some threads
>Mfw (Microwavebro's face when)

>collinflower

>BrockOllie

>>17495805
I just woke up . I was trying to figure out how much I drank last night and why I don't have a hangover , lol .

>>17495859
He has been summoned!

9/10 lighthearted yet potent

>>17495864
I really love this place . Now I have to call it collinflower from now on .

>>17495875
>>17495876
It's fuckin 4am. Time flies when you're posting shit.

>>17495637
>Dude you have to be fucking kidding me.
This when I lost it, lmao.

>all this bullying just because he wrote collinflower
You really are a... Tough Crowd

I really thought it was me at first . I was like what the fuck did I say that for , oh my god I'm such an idiot when I drink ! Then I was like , lol :)

>>17495999

>>17496016
this isn't him either

>>17496027
No , that's me .

>>17496038
Alaska?

>>17496081
I woke up early and was browsing the threads and clicked on this one . I read the first half of the thread twice and was about to apologize for drunk posting then I read further and saw this post >>17495721 . Then this became my favorite thread ever . I really love shitposting , even the kys people .

>>17494955
Just some scrambled eggs.
Sometimes I just make a Hungry Man for breakfast.
Can't be bothered to make anything else.
Depression's fun, y'all should try it.

>>17496038
Kill yourself

>>17494955
looks good, is that just a can of cream of mushroom that you slopped on there?

>>17495626
reminds me of the time i spent all year calling this kid Noland instead of Nolan, and one day he flipped out on me at lunch and was like my name is not Noland it's Nolan, there is no fucking D. lol, i was like okay sheesh my bad

>>17495183
i think it's one of those blue and black or white gold dress things, you only think it's green because of the lighting

I went with brockly soup this afternoon .

some delightfully sour florida mandarins

Spicy garlic chicken and pasta.

>>17495310
>lightning
>indoors

>>17497172
It's not a precise science . It's a lot like geology .

>>17497190
lightning only strikes outdoors when it's raining dumbass

>>17497200

>>17497156
why do you always have a smaller dish of a separate ingredient?

Made some empanadas

>>17497223
Not always , but mostly .

>>17497242
but why?

>>17497244
If I don't have a separate plate where would you suggest I put the apple ?

>>17497259
kys

>>17497244
Sometimes you need two plates .maybe even three .

>>17497267
I really like kys better than kill yourself . It just seems friendlier .

>>17497275
because some boards it means kiss your sister

>>17497287
Pretty sure that's not how they meant it when responding to me , lol .

>diagnosed diabetic a month ago
How'd I do /ck/? This is 1 large chicken breast cut up to try out different sugar free seasonings, frozen Normandy mix, and left over pico de gallo. I'll be having 1 or 2 bananas later and plenty of water. That will be my caloric intake for the day. The chicken was air fried and the veg was cooked in a bit of butter to char and get some extra flavor.

>>17497460
How fat?

>>17497491
Very but not as fat as I used to be. Dec 2019 I was almost 350. Stuck around 290 - 310 until 2022. Gonna be 200 by the end of the year.

sichuan flavor vite ramen with black lentils

>>17497706
grim

>eat one slice
>freeze the rest

Bros I'll be eating carrot cake year-round...

>>17497734
hell yeah

>>17497747
Fucking over kill bro. It's a cake, not a house that needs to withstand the elements

>>17497747
lonely faggot loser

>>17497747
>>freeze the rest
why not just throw it in the trash right now

>>17497877
The colinflower was green because it was sauteed with green onions , and because there was a filter on my camera .

Hey guys , I figured out how to remove the filter that was on my camera . I told you it was colinflower and I was not making up some weird story .

Shocktop

Oh God this thread is hilarious. One schizo derailed the entire thing

i didnt take a picture at the time but i made chicken parm for dinner, shit was cash

>>17498117
I'm not even sure who I am anymore .

>>17497747
Why not put it in the fridge and eat it within the week?

>>17496958
i am so glad nobody responded to this shitty blogpost

>>1749857X
Except (you), dumbass

I made shakshuka but I didn't take a pic.
Used some more expensive tinned tomatoes this time and it really does make a difference. Money well spent.

>>17498142
Colin Flowers of Alaska

>>17498606
lol

Fish sandwich, and I got some dijon mustard to dip the fries in.

>>17498720
Actually, the dijon mustard doesn't pair well with the fries. I think I'll have some J Lee's BBQ sauce instead.

Making a chicken pasta bake

>>17498885
those are onions

>>17498916

>>17498942
are you the faggot bald guy that's obsessed with that other faggot who posts microwave pictures

>>17498983
Bruh, Colin Flowers is hilarious.

>>17498983
That might be Tomorrowman

>>17494955
Get out of mom's house ulrick

>>17494960
That's a lot of apples

>>17499422
thats two apples at most

>>17499431
Whoops! I wouldn't have spoken if I'd known there was an applematician in our midst.

>>17499441
dont get mad at me because you didnt pay attention in applegebra class

>>17499441
>>>/reddit/

>>17499422
For you

>>17494955
Chicken Amok. One of Cambodias national dishes. Absolutely bloody delicious.

Just one apple .

>>17499080
good fiber.

>>17497460
way too much food, fatty... youre diabetic because you over eat. your glycemic index is all fucked.

>>17497460
you only needed one piece of chicken and half those veggies. and a big glass of water to fill you up if youre still hungry. fucking crhist. i bet you eat a whole bag of frozen berries and think youre healthy too.

>>17499614
It's a lot of food but it's probably not more that 500 calories.

>>17499593
>Cambodia
gross

>>17499632
>probably
sure, buddy, sure...

youre overstuffing yourself. stop eating til your "full". eat til youre no longer hungry. and drink plenty of water as you eat.

Nothing but water, unsweetened tea and black coffee
I'm on a 24 hr fast

>>17499635
Calm down you salty cunt, he's trying to better himself.

>>17499641
he needs to try harder, newfag.

>>17499639
>I'm on a 24 hr fast
Won't be going very fast with no fuel there partner.

>>17499645

>>17499634
I’ve got love for all the South East Asians and their sexy women.

>>17497200
that's not even remotely true

>>17499686
I like their wo(men) too.

>>17499593
Amokus

>>17499614
>>17499617
Diabetic anon here. The fat hate (well deserved) has suppressed your logic and reading comprehension. That is 1 (one) large chicken breast cut up into 3 (three) pieces. Furthermore, this plate was my only caloric intake for that day alongside 2 bananas later on. I think I'm doing pretty good

>>17495161
looks disgusting, learn to cook

I'm trying to make new curries. This one is a beef curry made with coconut milk, simmered for 45 minutes. Turned out decent, but not delicious. The red stuff is pickle garlic though, that saved it.

Screencap because I don't know how to compress images on mobile

>>17500776
see >>17500734

>>17500776
Had a lot of coconut milk left over so I made rice pudding. Used sugar, ginger, cardamon and cinnamon. Turned out pretty good

>>17500780
Nice sense of taste you got in those eyeballs. If it were for my girlfriend I would have had a fancy presentation, but it was just for me.

>>17500781
Pic

>>17500783
>>17500776
it looks rancid, like it's been sitting in that bowl for a week. You may not like being judged on your food's look but it is a fucking imageboard we're on, yeah?

Diabetic anon back. Here is today's daily caloric intake minus 2 bananas I will have later. Today I tried mixing my own seasoning since the ones I got all have sugar. Honestly wasn't too bad with 1 tsp each of the following
>turmeric
>garlic powder
>kosher salt
>red pepper flakes
>paprika
>black pepper
Any of you have seasoning recommendation? Also that is one (1) large chicken breast incase another retard thinks it's two (2).

>>17494955
Tried my hand at a Hoosier breaded tenderloin

A pound of USDA Prime Bavette steak served with homemade chimichurri on a bed of kale (organic & from farmer's market) goat cheese (local farm) sundried tomato (DOP Italian) salad.

>>17501853
I like my veggies seared that way also .

>>17501092
I always lick the screen

>>17503523
What do you use to help sear? I use either coconut oil or butter.

>>17504767
so do i but it just tastes like scalp and skin oil because of all the tapping and such

>>17499441
I Kek’d

>>17504956
I mostly use extra virgin olive oil or butter. Sometimes I'll use virgin coconut oil or sesame oil if i want additional flavor.

>>17498932
looks pretty good

>>17494955
>What are YOU eating right now?!

Your mum's cunt.

>>17505835
>virgin coconut oil
I didn't know this existed. Would you recommend it over regular? I don't think the Costco sells any virgin versions.

I saw MPW make Chicken Chasseur on youtube and decided to do something similar with what i had around the house

Holy fuck man it's like a rich tomatoey version of chicken piccata.

Thanks MPW

>>17503428
Kale is really bad for you, especially raw.

>>17506656
does it make you grow bebs?

>>17506677
Unlikely but it can have a negative impact on your thyroid health, which could potentially lead to man titties.

>>17506685
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Captcha: GAYTJ. I guess you're TJ

>>17506694
KALES HEALTHY CAUSE ITS PACKED WITH A MILLION PERCENT OF YOUR VITAMINS, who cares that getting enough vitamins in a normal diet isn't an issue.

>>17495358
>elaborate
All he is doing is claiming that his Broccoli is Cauliflower

>>17506584
It tastes a little bit more coconuty. It's less refined and has a lower smoke point. I think lt makes some dishes taste a bit exotic.

>>17498055
I shouldn’t have doubted you, that really is colinflower

>>17494955
Nice. This is my go to lazy meal.

>>17506628
Grim

>>17506879
Look deeper

>>17507098
what's wrong with that

>>17506584
I mixed EVOO and virgin coconut oil sautéing my veggies for dinner tonight. They have a really nice flavor that way.

Eight more hours of this thread.

Peanut butter and apple butter sandwich

>>17494960
wtf is a collinflower?

>>17495161
I fkin love Stroganoff since I've tried it as a kid in Slovakia.

>>17508449
>This nigga don't know what a collinflower is.

it's another "grilled chicken that is burned on the outside and raw on the inside" day

>>17508449
It's just a vegetable that many people here at /ck/ misunderstand .

Locally made beef curry pie. It's very nice.

Inside, fresh from oven. Broke the lens on my phone camera so everything looks a little washed out now.

>>17508463
I hope the TT tradition lasts forever .

>>17508460
That's a callmeflower you fucking retard, i've never heard of a "collinflower" in my life

>>17508460
That's why I said misunderstand , because you don't understand !

>>17494955
boogers

>>17508476
Until the Police kill it off with overzealous enforcement and replacing the destricted sections of road with 40 mph limits for those 2 weeks, or the climate change nazis get their way!

>>17499450
>applegebra

>>17508499
It's one of the last events that men decide for themselves just what their limits are .

>>17508523
This niggas using my name.

>>17508659
You started it , what did you think was going to happen ?

Bagel with lox and caviar cream cheese, coffee concentrate and a chocolate donut. Right amount of carbs and caffeine for the morning, good fats and starches and in no way greasy.
I really don't understand the appeal of a greasy breakfast, my job is physical and I don't like feeling sluggish

>>17498885
WHAT the FUCK whats up brother you like j lee bbq sauce the one and only sauce fo yo bbq?

>>17495325
It’s broccoli
>collinflowers

>>17508659
Now that I think of it , you gave me the name Microwavebro .

>>17494960
>everybody concentrates on the brocolli cauliflower
>noone asks what the honey is for

>>17508876
retard lol

>>17508876
Honey ?

leftover chicken with collard greens and harissa