/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17492159
Great size for six people and a dog.

>>17492159
Remember what they took from us.

>>17492167
There's a reason obesity rates have soared...

>>17492159
>>17492168
They still make those you know, they’re also notoriously shit

>>17492174
Wow thats crazy

>>17492174
It's not the same though

>>17492182
Imagine going to a party and someone made that, and they actually spelled out "happy holiday" (just the one) with the "cheese".
Kind of pathetic but also kind of endearing...

>>17492159
Anglos were to stupid to say Ettore Boiardi

>>17492159
Wow that Chef Boy Ar Dee pizza has more cheese on it than your typical faggy authentic italian pizza. Even in the 50's American pizza was mogging italian.

>>17492159
i want to convince boys there's no place like (my) home...

>>17492205
what will you do with the boys once you lured them into your den?

>>17492159
Imagine how big of a 1950's bush that model playing the mom had.

>>17492206
He's gonna force-feed them Chef Boy-Ar-Dee Pizza.
It's the thrifties and the niftiest! By golly, Mary-Anne, it's downright swell!

>>17492214
Oh I bet it won't only be the dough that's doing the swelling in there.

>>17492168
Oh no, now I can't waste time to make a mediocre pizza from a box. Guess I have to settle for superior frozen pizza instead.

>>17492326
you know it's not about just a pizza in a box

>>17492204
Me in the back.

I can't imagine the sauce tasting like anything other than their shitty canned ravioli.

>>17492360
>stupid enough to believe adverts
I get why gen x commercials are the way they were.
https://youtu.be/Y8IuZ67QDl8

>>17492472
Terrifying.

>>17492159
oven the size of a bus engine

>>17492494
In case the jews start coming out during the day.

>>17492494
People look smaller when they are farther away.
Things look bigger when they are up close.

>>17492377
It used to be so much better. Not even kidding.

>>17492159
> two-headed sibling in the back

>>17492377

>>17492159
>1 'za for 6 humans and a dog
What is this a picture for Africa?

>>17492211
imagine the maggots tearing through her rotten putrid dead flesh as we speak
bet her old moldy pussy is stuffed full of em, mmm

Pizza is the most delivered food tho. You dont have to go out

>>17493070
Your mom delivers

>>17492472
>he thinks families were always dysfunctional messes held together with gum and tape

>>17492493
Like a Primus video

>>17492159

>>17493265
That with a little piece of foil, a match, a paper clip and a rubberband, you pretty much have an ICBM courtesy of MacGuyver.

>>17493265
People are flawed and even with the best intentions are worn down by their life. People have been anatomically modern for 300,000 years. So you're saying that these advertisements represent reality. That within a few decades society has changed to such a point that we've become dysfunctional. Remember, you're using advertisements as a source. You're saying it represents a lost lifestyle. Somehow I doubt you intended for this to be the best way to represent your thoughts.

>>17493369

>>17493369
Anon are you suggesting that the fact every modern ad features a mixed race family with little mulatto children running around doesn't represent reality? Why would they do that?

>>17492174
I really wonder what market remains for this stuff?
It looks like something you'd find in the dry goods section of bi mart or gathering dust in a one horse town's general store along with canned whole chickens and those la choy kits

>>17493401
With current ads and shows one might get the idea that 85% of the USA population is black women that don't know English and 98% of couples are forced diversity.

>>17493406
My boomer father and step mother made me eat that canned horror with crunchy under cooked microwaved Minute Rice. I am in my 40's and still have not forgiven them

>>17493406
You got gipped, you didn't get the noodles included as a package deal. I buy this once every six years or so to remind me not to buy it again but sometimes I say wtf?

>>17493423
Oh I've never bought it. Just saw and became enthralled. Made this a million years ago because I wanted to try one of these mysterious things and unsurprisingly it was pretty bad.
Canned chicken is a crime

A challenger appears

>>17493458
This Underwood canned chicken is pretty good especially on Ritz or Saltine crackers, once every few months wont kill me.

>>17492377
Try their old style ravioli. It was surprisingly good.
By that I mean it was dog food compared to actual homemade ravioli, but, in comparison to the "normal" ravioli they make its a lot better than that dogshit.

>>17493462
At least it wasn't this one. I bought it once, made it, never again. As the old saying goes, "fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me."

>>17493462
Why would you buy that when you can get this which is infinitely better

>>17493506
Not that poster but sometimes one is just looking around and being opportunistic.

>>17493480
I meant the canned chunk kind in water that cursed box dinner came with.
I know underwood makes a decent satanic pork Pâté so I doubt their spreadable chicken is bad.

>>17493458
Canned chicken is like canned tuna,you have to buy quality versions of it to get a product coming close to acceptable.

>>17493514
I think that ham one is nasty and that's the only one that seems to be around in stores these days. The chicken one is hard to find and the roast ones even harder, that is without ordering on amazon.

>>17493514
You can keep the ham ones, I'll keep the chicken ones.

>>17492159
I had those back in the 70's they were the WORST pizza ever. My parents wouldn't buy real mozzarella or pepperoni so we got what you see there or they made this VILE concoction of velveeta and ground beef.

the worst part was my mom pretending it tasted good to gaslight us in to liking it.

>>17493506
I've seen a fair amount of these weird old time shelf stable convenience foods places where there aren't any grocery stores for miles and freezer space is limited or non existent.
It's a niche market but one that's not disappearing any time soon.

>>17493369
>people who lived prosperous fulfilled lives were just as miserable as people living in warzones
Anon...

>>17493506
Because some people prefer homemade

>>17493546
Why did they refuse to buy it?

>>17493265
>implying that's what I meant
Nice mental gymnastics. I meant more that artificial nuclear post war American family in ads. Aka Pleasentvile shit. Never thought they were perfect back then or now. The only difference is pop culture doesn't sugar coat it in media as much now.
https://youtu.be/OusADDs_3ps
>>17493382
>misses the point
>responds with soy jack
Pottery

>>17493573
too expensive.

>>17493560
Boomers lived through war. These advertisements were for those war torn families and creating an idealized life that includes their product. How do you not get that?

>>17493597

>>17492167
Used to be.

>>17493458
I eat more cheap canned chicken than a human should. Fite me

>>17493574
>THINGS WERE NEVER GOOD BECAUSE... THEY JUST WEREN'T, OKAY? SOYJAKS AREN'T AN ARGUMENT!!!
I won.

>>17493714
Anon you're a hero, I'd never fight you.
Someone had to eat that stuff.
What do you do with it?

>>17493730
toss it in a bowl with masher taters and whatever frozen vegetables I feel like (mustard greens or peas, typically), cover with gravy, and microwave. Severe depression and physical labor leave me with drive for little more than that on a weekday.

>>17493574
Divorce was a rarity, and every poll done on the subject routinely shows people were happier on average then than they are now. Depression rates were much lower, suicide rates were much lower, deaths from stress-related causes were much lower. People were healthier, more spiritual, and more in-tune with their community and cultural identity. There is hard evidence for this, and all you can respond with is “my professor told me it was all fascist reactionary propaganda to demonise feminism, sexual liberation, and multiculturalism”
Fucking cope, seethe, and dilate.

>>17493751
>mustard greens
turnip greens. I am retard, pls forgive

>>17493597
Boomers are the kids in those photos, dipshit. The GI generation/Silent Generation were the WW2 generations, and the advertising was created to deliberately depict the sort of lifestyle the average American had. Sure, some of them weren’t as financially well-off. But even poorer families still generally had a sense of contentedness that is lacking in today’s status-obsessed society.

>>17492159
>>17492168
>>17492182
We've had fine pizza from all over the world, and my mom will still cite this as her favorite pizza, with a special nostalgic flavor that she's never found anywhere else.
>>17493423
Ate plenty of this growing up, too. But the beef chow-mein. and always with the crunchy noodles on top. Honestly I'd like to try it again, it must be a decade since I've had it.

>>17493770
People were just as status obsessed then, their worlds were just smaller. It was keeping up with the Joneses instead of Instagram. Human behavior hasn't changed.

>>17493783
baby boomers are ridiculously status obsessed they are likely one of the main causes of it. Fuck I wish the USSR and US would have just nuked each other to death

Grilling would be the only time that the husband would cook. This was pure family bonding idealized. Yes, it did happen then, and it still happens today. Maybe your family didn't achieve this. Maybe it wasn't even on their radar as they were trying to figure out life. Many families never achieved this in that time either. Getting wrapped up in idealistic memories through advertisements of a padt time is pretty silly. Just build that life for yourself if you like it so much.

>>17493793
it's never too late ;)

>>17493799
Bro, stop waxing poetic before you get soyjak'd again.

>>17493793
nothing has changed. morons like you love to blame the "other" but people are EXACTLY the same now as they were 50, 100, 200, 500, 1000 years ago.

>>17493799
The abject failure to make a coherent family by my mother and father and then stepfather is what convinced me to be damn sure I don’t go down the same path. I saw how miserable they were, and how awful their homemaking was. Shan’t make the same mistakes

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>>17493751
>>17493757
sounds pretty based to me.

>>17493773
>beef chow-mein
I'm not sure that I would trust the beef, that's crossing a line. Chicken is one thing but beef, no.

>>17493828
My word against yours

>>17493831
I've got this wonderful bridge to sell you my friend

>>17493943
what are you trying to say here?

>>17493957
If you buy that garbage you'd surely buy this bridge I've built here. You could set up a toll booth and make your money back in no time. Just sign this deed I have here, know I only take cash.

>>17493714
I'll fite you but she to your diet I doubt you'll last.

The Don would beat the shit out of Chef Boiardee

>>17493406
My dad used to make these for my brother and I when my mom would go out with friends, because he's a boomer male who never leaned how to cook. Ngl, this thread gives me big nostalgia vibes of like slamming half a shitty pizza and playing Gamecube for three hours.

>>17494131
My dad was a cooklet boomer but goddamn the man could make better fresh sausage (uncooked, like Italian or bratwurst) I've ever eaten and he'd make it fast.
I've asked him him his secret and everything he's told me hasn't helped a bit.
He doesn't even parcook or cover them, just fries in oil.
Didn't cook much else than that, pork chops and really great fried salmon.
Man really only knows how to fry things and make pasta but damn you could do worse.

>>17492206
Fill their tummies and drain their balls

>>17493574
>sucks cock
>swallows
Every time

>>17494400
Why not swallow? Honor your man and take his seed fully and openly

>>17492159
>>17492168
Probably also beats wife.

>>17492159
I use these. It's pretty good, but you have to buy the cheese separately, which judging the pictures of "boyardee" pizza is a good thing.

>>17493756
Divorce was more difficult, mental illness went undiagnosed, and you obviously haven't actually looked at the suicide statistics. They're about the same.

>>17492159
Where's the cheese