/ck/ - Food & Cooking

it literally says that it's made with real potatoes on the fucking package

>>17489239
No, you just have exceptionally low standards for, or you just enjoy the texture of gluey mashed potatoes.

baby reds. its still got the skins in the pouch

>>17489239
that because its contains soy and sneed oil. and Monoglycerides,
eating genuine mashed potatoes is far healthier
IDAHO® POTATOES, VEGETABLE OIL (COCONUT, SUNFLOWER), SALT, MALTODEXTRIN, WHEY, SUGAR, BUTTERMILK POWDER, NONFAT DRY MILK, NATURAL FLAVORS, MONOGLY- CERIDES, CALCIUM STEAROYL LACTYLATE, HYDROLYZED SOY PROTEIN, DRIED GARLIC, PARSLEY. FRESHNESS PRESERVED BY SODIUM ACID PYROPHOSPHATE, SODIUM BISULFITE, CITRIC ACID, AND MIXED TOCOPHEROLS.

>>17489274
everything convenient gives you cancer

>>17489283
>Everything gives you cancer
Fixed that for ya. I bought a piece of brass for filling holes with a welder off Amazon. Flatstock brass no handle nothing just a hunk of metal. Sticker on it "this product is known to the state of cancer to cause California"
Im pretty much at a point I ignore any and all warnings about anything ever because fuck em.
Also, if everything causes cancer, how the fuck do they manage to get a control group for these (((studies)))

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>>17489239
i see your mom was a shit cook.

>>17489283
nah, just the processed shit, fruit, salads, berries, baked chicken breast, are all as convenient or more than instant mash

>>17489239
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>>17489333
What does the frog have to do with anything?

>>17489333
>fruit
goes bad quickly, you can't buy more than a few days worth at a time
>salad
time consuming to make yourself, you can buy premade but it will taste like ass
>berries
I'll give you this one since you can freeze berries
>baked chicken breast
quick and easy if you remembered to defrost if they were in the freezer, you'll need to pair it with something though

>>17489350
the reddit frog is mfw (my face when) I posted this thread

>>17489239
helps make the best scrambled eggs the next day, but make sure to stir a bit of milk or half and half in before adding to eggs then add cheese and cracked pepper and mix the shit out of it

>>17489351
>>fruit
>goes bad quickly, you can't buy more than a few days worth at a time
Depends on the fruit. Apples last a long time even at room temp. Most fruits can be refrigerated once ripe to last longer too.

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>>17489299
Sitting causes cancer. Look it up.

>>17489351
I have a bunch of prickly pears in the fridge from Christmas. Just had two today. Still good.
I once had an apple in the back of the crisper drawer, long forgotten for over a year. I decided to cut into it and see what was going on. Other than the seeds having sprouted, it looked fine so I took a bite and it tasted fine, too. Surely, with apples lasting over a fucking year and prickly pears over two months, there must be other fruits with longevities somewhere between the two IE they last long enough for you to get to them before they go off.

>>17489299
Well yeah, brass is an alloy that's 1% lead.

>>17489239
I bet you make mashed potatoes with an electric egg beater. You've never had elite mashed potatoes.

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>>17489299
>this product is known to the state of cancer to cause California
It sure does buddy

>>17489283
Anyone who uses instant mashed potatoes is a lazy faggot and an industrial grade cooklet.

>>17490178
Fucks that mean? Does lead cause cancer? Rhetorical question everything does according to those stickers. May as well say everyone dies it's just as meaningful

Mashed potatoes are the easiest thing ever. Literally boiled potatoes.