/ck/ - Food & Cooking

candied pecans, don't be dumb

broken pecan halves

Pecan Pie

>>17478716
pecan pie but fill the crust with pecans and then pour the wet mixture over instead of making it mostly the wet mixture with only a layer of pecans on top like most pies

>>17478716
these people dont know what they cand o with pecans, the answer is you use most of them for a pie, and the rest you use to make the best chocolate chip cookies you will ever eat

just make your normal home recipie for chocolate chip cookies, but make sure to use butter instead of shortening, use a 3:1 ratio of brown to white sugar, combine 2:2:3 ratio desiccated coconut, crumbled pecans, and chocolate chips together. add more or less of this mixture depending on how chip heavy you like your cookies.

>>17478716
the squirrels will be thrilled

What's with this board and people receiving pounds of food that they have no clue what to do with?

>>17478835
When you own an orchard of your own you'll understand

>>17478835
No one tell him, I don't want him knowing the secret

>>17478835
my neighbor gave me three milk crates of mangoes, i ate my way through 1 crate and made everything from mango smoothies to mango cakes and got half way through the second crate before i just skinned the rest and froze the rest. Not my deep freezer smells like mango

>>17479145
he couldn't pull it off even if he knew

>>17479184
bet this faggot doesn't even own a tricycle
fuck i've said too much

>>17479191
>i'm planing on getting more then just a few pounds this year

>>17479191

>>17478716
It's not the same table on the left and right. It looks like we're supposed to believe that the table the guy is holding subsequently had a squirrel on it, but this isn't the case. Why did someone juxtapose these images?

>>17479384
Came here to post this.
Sadly most people gloss over details.

>>17479491
Sadly, there are people like you who will sperg out over minute details and feel it a great offense when they see that no one except other autists like them care.

>>17479384
>>17479491
it's a mock up that's not been sanded or finished yet.
Have you guys never worked with wood

>>17479508
I know a few things about morning wood

>>17479510
I know your dad told me

>>17479510
then you know even when you have a plan things don't always work out according to that plan

dining tables for squirrels are very serious business

>>17478835
I used to think it was bullshit until it started happening to me when I bought a house in an area where people aren't fucking scum. I've had neighbours randomly show up with home cooked food, show up with a case of several bottles of milk since they know I make yoghurt, give me a bunch of damsons for making jam and so on. In return, I've smoked things, baked breads and made ice cream and yoghurt and given them to neighbours. It's nice when the community you live in really /is/ a community.

My first thought was to find an appropriately sized chocolate form for making xenomorph chocolates with pecan brains.

>>17479664
That doesn't look like a Xenomorph

>>17479757
Once it's removed from the form, it most certainly does.

>>17479508
It's not the same table at all. Look at the legs, they're a completely different diameter, and the wood has a different grain pattern. It's also not even the same fence. The horizontal beam on the right fence is only a few inches from the top, which isn't the case on the left fence.

I found the right image is from Rick Kalinowski
https://www.insider.com/man-built-miniature-picnic-table-for-squirrels-2020-4

And the left image is likely from a copycat of this man's work. It is obvious both that the left table doesn't follow Rick's blueprint for leg width and that the thumb in the left image isn't Rick's thumb. I'm unable to find the origin of the left image but they have been posted juxtaposed on various media for a while.

>>17479779
the 'tism is strong with this one

>>17479793
>you can notice something, that's autism
NPC mindset, go get your booster shot

>>17478835
this dude has never experienced being forced to accept boatloads of zucchini from his neighbour's friend's dog's cousin

>>17479779
Why does it even matter you absolute autist?

>>17479907
>Has Science Gone Too Far???

>>17479855
Noticing things can be a threat to democracy, they're programmed to react negatively to this

>>17480000
Holy shit I have gotten trips twice and quads on this board today. I am being noticed for sure.

>>17478716
if you broke them would you have 7 lbs or does it not work like that

>>17480006
who got what now?

>>17479764
Pic?

Brownies with pecans are the good stuff

>>17479384
>Why did someone juxtapose these images?
Probably because they are about the same thing and probably were shared in an earlier thread together. Feel free to crop either one of them out if it bothers you too much.

>>17480129
I got quads

>>17480397
On this board?

>>17478716
damn you hit the sweepstakes

>>17479658
Yeah, having zero privacy is great. Especially when you become pariah for breaking one of their imaginary rules.

>>17480724
At this time of year, at this time of day, localized entirely within this board

>>17480738
Found the person who holds loud house parties at 11pm

>>17480738
t. suburbanite

>>17481310
Lame. You should have said something about stealing newspapers or leering at little girls. The type of person who holds parties isn't the type of person who craves privacy.

>>17481310
>loud house parties at 11pm
>11pm
>implying that is late
whoa now wouldn't want to enjoy some music with friends on a Friday night after a hard week of work, sorry if you didn't wake up early enough to watch reruns of the Price is Right

>>17481539
That's how you become the neighborhood pariah and get noise complaints, by waking up the people who don't just work 9-5 mon-fri

>>17481576
I live in Florida and have dealt with many old crotchety bastards but believe it or not there are far more old people that were party hounds in their day and have no problem with us partying as long as nothing is getting destroyed
https://youtu.be/matrK_WTAkQ

>>17478835
Maybe you're just not the type of person people want to give surplus of food to, or the type that people know wouldn't be able to do anything with it like giving a zoomer a sack of loquat.
In my case my mom just wasn't paying attention and grabbed three tubs of some lemon salt while trying to get garlic salt and I was going to ask /ck/ what the hell I'm supposed to do with it because nobody in my house uses it. Another time was some korean fruit jelly that didn't taste very good with pbjs and I figured it might be good for baking something but didn't know what.

>>17479779
based detective, ignore the sheep that get mad when you notice things they dont want to think about

>>17480738
I agreed with you until you talked about the imaginary rules upon which I think you're one of those faggots that such a community wouldn't want anyway, and for good reason.

>>17479779

>>17480738
What? I have lots of privacy. It's not like they're looking in my windows or anything. They just drop by with some nice shit every now and then, just as I do with them.
The most recent random gift was last month from the sweet and weird old lady next door. She gave me an Instantpot. She said she got it at a casino (I didn't even know casinos give out just random items, I thought it was only cash) and she has no use for it so here we are.

>>17483138
That Korean jelly was likely Korean jelly tea. If so, you're meant to mix it with boiling water and drink it.
Also, I fucking wish someone would bring me loquats. They're omnipresent in my home country but where I live in the US, no one has heard of them and I've not seen them for sale here. I miss them, bruh. Also cornels. I really fucking miss cornel jam.

>>17478833
little man is chuffed

>>17483986
>sweet and weird old lady next door. She gave me an Instantpot. She said she got it at a casino

>>17479907
kek, had to google it https://youtu.be/BWnsVwvEuYY

boof em

>>17483986

So little old ladies and old dudes are like the japanese whales and dolphins they drive into the harbor and spear. But they try to be nice about it with "free" "gifts" to keep em coming back.

>>17479779
extremely based

>>17478716
>>17478833
pls post more cute squirrels

>>17484540
I don't understand what you're trying to get at here. Are you quite alright?

>>17480139
https://hauntedmeg.wordpress.com/2014/02/04/xenomorph-truffles-and-how-to/

>>17478833
I have a sneaking suspicion that squirrel doesn't appreciate the effort that went into making those tiny red blue chairs.

>unbroken
>halves
YOU HAVE BEEN SOLD A LIE

roast and freeze them

>>17479779
How about you stop investigating now? Keep going and… well… let’s just say you’ll go a little nuts if you know what I am saying.

>>17486168
Ah fuck everything has to be custom measured and translated.

>>17478716
>unbroken pecan halves
unbroken pecan halves