/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17483786
it's either that or pagpag
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pagpag

>>17483786
JOLLIBEE™

Vancouver?

>>17483817

Hongcouver, yes.

>>17483906
Lmao yeah saw it on my social media too. Not sure what the hype is but I don’t like any kind of asian fried chicken, just tastes odd to me. Might be a pleb opinion but church’s chicken is the best fried chicken in Vancouver

I want a giant female worker Jollibee© to sting me in the ass with her modified ovipositor stinger. After she punctures the inner wall of my rectum, I'll watch her pull away, shrieking in pain and bleeding ketchup as her digestive tract, made of giant strands of Jolly Spaghetti™ and covered in hot dog meat sauce, separates from her body along with the stinger, which is pumping frosty purple yam ice cream into my sphincter. She beats her crispy breaded Chickenjoy™ wings furiously, showering the area with stale grease, as she tries to fly back to the hive, but her gaping ass wound where her stinger used to bee is too deep, and she flops down on the ground, hyperventilating and sweating gravy from every pore. I'll watch her gasp and spasm like the chunk of flan in a halo-halo as she bleeds out the last of her ketchup blood onto the parched ground and then fall down on top of her, her stinger still filling me with frosty fun, and start paradoxically undressing as hypothermia begins to kill me from the inside out.

>>17484057
lol
You have no idea how popular Church's is in Malaysia and Singapore, although it's called Texas Chicken here.

not this shit again

>>17484164

Whats with the compressed disc of rice?

>>17484164
I'm sure those mango peach pies are killer.

>>17484169
comes out of the microwavable packet that way

>>17484164

Why does half their shit has some asian stereotype engrish sounding name.

>ah yes me ruv chicken joy velly dericious. big yum burger very good. order now and get dericious bucket treats and breakfast joy!

>>17484164
Halo halo looks great

>>17484182
I'm not a fan. But then, I don't like cooked mango so YMMV.

>>17483786
Because fried chicken is tasty.

>>17484060
thanks for this, made my night

>>17484265
I don't think I've ever had it cooked as well. But a peach empanada sounds good, I figured mango would work. But you never know.

>>17484308
Well, cooked peaches are great but as I said, I really don't like cooked mango. All the same, at the very least, give it a try. Maybe, unlike me, you'll like it.
If there's no Jollibee near you, try making something simple with mango at home, like a mango cobbler, mango crumble or, if you have access to sticky rice, coconut rice with mango.

>>17484349
Yeah, will have to make some things on my own. The nearest one is 6 plus hours away. I would like to try Filipino food some day, that's not made from me.

>>17483786
What the fuck is that gundam with a dick turret?