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I went to a local Mexican restaurant that has $1 tacos for 'Taco Friday.' It's a Chipotle style line where you choose hard or soft taco, chicken or beef, and you can add up to three "toppings" from the following: lettuce, salsa, corn, rice and beans, sour cream, or spicy sour cream. I think there were a few others but they are of no use to this story.

So I walk up to the start of the line and she asks me what I want. I say: "Hi. I'll have six tacos. Three hard and three soft. Three with chicken, and three with beef, but not so that all the chicken or beef are on the same style taco. I'll have any three toppings between lettuce, salsa, rice and beans, sour cream and spicy sour cream such that salsa and any style of sour cream is on all of them and that no two tacos have the exact same contents."

She looks at my face for a few seconds with a blank stare before saying, "Fuck this" and just walks to the back where the customer can't see, and then like 15 seconds later walks down the hallway and out the door and gets into her car. Then some guy comes out from the back, who I assume is the manager, with a concerned look on his face, apologizes and takes my order. Other employees were really confused.

Tacos were okay.

>> No.17482026

>>17482010
what the fuck is that order, can't you just tell her your food...

>> No.17482037

>>17482010
>So I was a complete asshole on purpose today
>by the way my story is totally real.
cool blog post. if i shoot you in the face will that unsubscribe me?

>> No.17482061

>>17482010
LOL, anon that made me laugh hard!
You just gave that girl a fucking 110 IQ test, and she couldnt cope.
But to be fair, your order sucks ass.
Lmao!

>> No.17482063

you're gay bro

>> No.17482182

I too play Papa's Taco-Ria

>> No.17482219

is it like this? sorry Im a retard
1 soft beef topping 1
1 soft chicken topping 2
1 hard chicken topping 3
1 hard beef topping 4
1 soft beef topping 5
1 hard chicken topping 6

>> No.17482254

>>17482219
no, he wants 3 toppings on each, including one sour cream (spicy or not) and salsa, without repetitions.

so it would be like

1. hard chicken, salsa, sour cream, rice and beans
2. hard chicken, salsa, sour cream, lettuce
3. soft chicken, salsa, spicy sour cream, rice and beans
4. soft beef, salsa, spicy sour cream, lettuce
5. soft beef, salsa, sour cream, lettuce
6. hard beef, spicy sour cream, salsa, rice and beans

something like that, but it's pretty autistic not to just SAY that and expect a restaurant worker to know what the fuck you want especially if it's that complicated

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17482433

>>17482010
You gave her a fucking brainteaser word problem. I had a book of those in middle school where you'd have to rule out the combinations by logical deduction.

>> No.17482444

Damn, must be a lot of autists coming to this place seeing as this definitely wasn't the first time for her.

>> No.17482455

>>17482010
I would unironically just use Prolog for this.

>> No.17482572

>>17482010
"Sir, you will have to specify what you want or leave the queue until you have decided. We do not operate a lucky dip. Thankyou."

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17482577

>>17482010
I want a machine that can do latte art

>> No.17482990

Based, incelbros have even taken over /ck/

>> No.17482995

>>17482990
Glad it's incels. Retarded redditors have taken this board over for like 5 years now.

>> No.17483000

>>17482995
False dichotomy, c'mon man. Reddit had to shut down their incel sub because it was taking over the site. Redditors aren't the enemy, simps are.

>> No.17483042

>>17482995
>he doesn't know that majority of incelfags on 4chan came unironically from reddit
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