/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17381675
a bunch of losers talking about getting drunk sounds so funny

yeah but frogs are stupid man. grow up.

>>17381678
Why do turbovirgin incels think that people drink alcohol to get drunk?

>>17381675
I'll authorize it. Cheers anon!

Peep the innis and gunn thread, maybe leave pepe here though

Depends on how much the 360lbs janny's hemorrhoids are itching that day. Do you hear me jannies? Fuck you.

Yes. I refuse to elaborate.

>>17381675
cheers anons, im counting down the minutes till i can drink today

>>17381675
When I feel like I do today after a 3 day bender, why isn’t this awful dreadful feeling enough to make me quit forever? I embarrassed myself, I let people down, I pissed all over my sofa. I just wanna be normal

>>17381683

>>17381887
the people in this photo make me lol
>white single mom at the far left, you can tell she loves cats, wine, and talking to the manager
>fat sharniqua with her fist raised and decked out in slogans
>obese and tasteless boomer all the way in the back
>the black dyke in the middle giving some generic civil rights speech we've all heard a million times to her audience of less than ten people
>the absolutely gargantuan green haired tumblr SJW who definitely fights for the rights of fellow plus sized people
>and then the two soyjak bu males, obviously out of shape, could tell you all about how they're feminists or some other inane talking point about critical theory or democratic socialism

>>17381934
>a woman over the age of 30 who isn't fat
I don't think you've got it on your first point anon, and I'll be honest that's soured me against you for the rest of your points. BLM is pretty mainstream especially for women, I honestly can't say I know any women who definitely don't support it.
Fat Shaniqua looks based, I've never led a protest with a megaphone, but doing so is badass.
i'll admit the two fat couples in the background look like shit, but that's applicable to any fatties who stand in the background, good ones own it like Shaniqua or pic rel

>>17381934
>>17381976
Sry, I thought Shaniqua was in the middle. fat black chick getting boned by fat white dude twice her age is not based.

Can we do drink recipes?

This is my snowed the fuck in edition.

Killpickle

1 part vodka
1 part pickle juice
splash of margarita mix

Add everything into a shaker with ice and shake. Pour, drink.

>>17382064
is it good? I am going to a bar shortly for dinner and may orer one if it's good.

>>17381976
>I honestly can't say I know any women who definitely don't support it.
Well I'm sorry you live in a shithole.

>>17382080
post yours

>>17382064
>>17382075
you better have a vagina

>>17382092
I have an 8 inch dick, but that's only because it's folded in half.

>>17381675
al/ck/ threads are like weight gain/loss threads, thinly veiled generals for mentally ill people. usually get deleted before 100 replies and very fun to lurk

i'm at that point in sobriety where i have a drink every month or so to make sure I'm really sober. having a vodka and soda now, tastes terrible and my head feels kinda tight. nice

>>17381704
>turbovirgin incels
must be talking about yourself

>>17382430
>thinly veiled generals for mentally ill people
reminds me i kind of want a beer

>>17382090
Pretty expected for a demographic that doesn't have much experience with the black race. Prejudice is either learned or born out of bad experience, it's a survival tool to prevent a bad experience.

>>17381675
lo ye bru

>>17381704
Wait, is there other reasons to drink alcohol?

>>17383884
>social lubricant (sex)
>test of masculinity (mettle)
>sommelier (chedda)
>cognitive dissonance (light beer/cigs)
>fitting in (candle in darkness)
booze have been around longer than any tool that man has ever invented. i'm pretty sure there's a reason.

>>17383916
pretty sure stone tools have existed longer

>>17383932
People still use booze though.

>>17381887
It's a race I don't have a horse in, really not fussed about this shit
HOWEVER I'd love to kick that fat bolshevik sheboon right in her unshaven gunt.
Maybe that'll teach her to shut up, put her fucking bra back on, and do as she's told

>>17383933
I had to throw rocks at your mum to get her to stop calling me, does that count as stone tools?

mornin fellas

>>17383932
intoxicants that are primarily dissolved by the human liver can be created from the very excrement of human beings. we are literally made of the very thing's that have the most psychologically drastic effects on human brains. there is no argue that booze came before the arrowhead, wheel, or gourd.
in fact, the first weapon (which you would otherwise define as a tool - created by man) was actually our ability to outrun omnivorous animals who would run for so long that they'd wear themselves out and jsut fall over and die - according to the field of neurology.