/ck/ - Food & Cooking

SEETHE HARDER, TRANNY JANNY COASTIE KEK FAGGOT ASS PIECE OF SHIT NIGGER

TRANNY JANNIES TRANNY JANNIES TRANNY JANNIES TRANNY JANNIES

>>17367280
>>17367273
Don't forget to thank your wife for making the hot dish Minnesota Man.

Not hot dish, just more things I've made that have gotten me banned. A simple fucking piece of chicken with sweet potato gnocchi, in a brown butter sauce, for instance. This isn't board appropriate, this is a troll post, apparently, but the hundreds of taco bell and McDonald's threads are a fucking okay.
FUCK JANNIES FUCK JANNIES FUCJ JANNIES

>>17367273
janny ban this faggot for ketchup pls

>>17367291
That's what has me the most pissed. She baked this delicious cinnamon raisin bread, and when I shared it here, guess what the tranny janny did? Banned me for a "troll post". Can anyone tell me what is so fucked up about this bread, that some dress wearing overweight faggot would seethe so fucking hard about it?

>>17367306
Kek

>>17367273
based

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qdC_Cu9X4wc

>>17367311
I'd put my cinnam in her raisin bread if you sniff my drift...

Oh hey, don't mind me, just getting fucking banned again for posting penne alla vodka with a piece of sourdough, in which are kalamata olives, basil, and garlic baked in. Clearly not board appropriate, right?

Maybe you keep getting banned because you use a potato to take photos of your slop.
Janny, get this man a ban.

I WILL NOT BE SILENCED
THIS INJUSTICE WILL NOT BE TAKEN LYING DOWN
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK JANNIES

>>17367280
Do you fry the tater tots and then put them on top? I wanna try this now.

>>17367273
wait, so jannies are banning you for making OC food threads? whats the reasoning?

Do you have Parkinson's . Slow down when you take a pic .

>Oh no...this can't be...
>Did you just...did you just post FOOD, that you COOKED?
>On the food and cooking board, no less?
>OH GOD WHY OH NO DEAR GOD HEAVENS TO BETSY

>>17367273
I’d ban you for posting that trash as well.

>>17367346
jannies gonna jan. op probably made some innocuous comment in an unrelated thread and they took it out on them by stalking their ip and waiting to ban when they were least expecting it

>>17367273

POSTING IN EPIC BREAD

dont stop

>>17367273
>>17367280
>>17367298
>>17367311
>>17367327
>>17367337
absolutely fucking BASADO

>>17367327
maybe they're upset at the potato quality of your pics.

>>17367364
Kek

>>17367356
That's diabolical , lol .

Holy fuck based man, going on a crusade on his own. Your food are the threads I wanna see not retards who never held a pan in their life fighting over McDonald's or burger king or whatever

>>17367346
Yes. I wish I had the foresight to screenshot each ban, but rest assured, I'll be doing that from here on out.
Everything I've posted itt, either my wife or I made. Neither of us are master chefs, we're just regular people making regular food, and I welcome all criticism, it's funny to me when europoors and coasties freak out over tater tots. But to get fucking banned, for posting oc? Never, in all fifteen years of using 4chan, have I ever evaded any of my bans, but I'm not taking this shit any fucking more.

>>17367364
>maybe they're upset at the potato quality of your pics.

A potato is still food.

>>17367366
im serious. the food looks good despite the pics but the cell phone camera is dogshit, bro. get yourself cheap dslr or even a gopro.

make the pictures in your threads fucking pop, anon.

>>17367363
I had to google translate that . I'm a bit slow .

>>17367311
they're angry the'll never bake bread for their straight husband because they'll never be a real woman is all.

>>17367374
Nevar forget, this is the same board that banned Dinotendies years ago. So you're in fine company.

>>17367311
What’s her asshole taste/smell like after this sugar/cinnamon goodness

wow they really broke OP

>>17367371
>Your food are the threads I wanna see not retards who never held a pan in their life fighting over McDonald's or burger king or whatever
fucking this. COOKING is part of the board name, and like 75% of the content is fucking fast food or pizza. jesus christ, why even post?
is this board a bunch of middle schooler dumbfucks who think the next <$5 limited time offer from a corporate restaraunt is a big deal?

>>17367374
Tbh that one was fucked, it was delicious but it was my first time making puff pastry from scratch, the shape was off and even with egg wash I couldn't get those curry puffs to be all nice and golden brown. BUT IT'S STILL FUCKING ORIGINAL CONTENT, NOT A FUCKING TROLL POST, AND IF OTHER ANONS WANT TO TELL ME I SUCK, THAT'S THEIR FUCKING RIGHT AND THE WHOLE FUCJING POINT OF EVERY GOD DAMN BOARD ON THIS WHOLE FUCKING WEBSITE, YIU STUPID NIGGER FUCKING TRANNY JANNIES

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>>17367394
Let's just hope that he doesn't have access to a bulldozer and welding equipment.

>>17367401
Reminder that after this thread gets nuked, you can still find the archived copy:

>>/ck/thread/17367273

>>17367377
First time replying to your posts itt, not the guy you responded to. I'm literally never going to upgrade my camera because I don't care, but I do appreciate you saying that the food looks good, in spite of the picture quality.

>>17367415
>I'm literally never going to upgrade my camera because I don't care
are you saying your wife and her cooking don't deserve better pictures?

>>17367394
Yes, they did. It's ridiculous, is it not? I'm fed up with it, and I'm going to remind the jannies that they, in fact, are wholly powerless.

>>17367421

>>17367421
Yes.

>>17367421
Give him a break, he lives in Minnesota, he's lucky to even have electricity these days:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41-ToFZq5DI

>>17367434
>Minneapolis
Lol nah.

>>17367395
Worse part they don't even really discuss the food

>>17367453
Good for you then. Stay frosty, stay warm.

>>17367415
Is your isp verizon? If so, how did you reset your ip address. Mine is fucking static.

>>17367433
savage.

>>17367434
yea but if he presented the food with some quality pics to go with the thread it would make the jannies look even more ridiculous.

looking at blurry pictures too long is stressful for the eye too.

>>17367453
Jannies ban him again! What is this

>>17367453
what happend to your toe?

>>17367456
If we're being honest, "food & cooking" was merely an outgrowth of this board's original focus: Coinslot-posting.

>>17367273
Based, fuck jannies

>>17367466
Tuna noodle casserole, literally my favorite meal since I was a kid, no jokes.

>>17367472
Didn't even notice. At the risk of opening a can of worms, that's my wife's foot.

>>17367460
I didn't, but I've read so many times over the years to just reset the modem to evade a ban, and I've decided that's what I'll do going forward. Would've done so earlier, but the most recent three day ban (so you can't even fucking appeal it) was over my work week, so I just didn't give a shit.

>>17367496
Ketchup on eggs. Fucking based

>>17367273
EVERYBODY STOP POSTING. This thread is a false flag honeypot, orchestrated by jannies to harvest dissident IP addresses for their next genocide.

>>17367393
A lot better than when she eats chicken or cauliflower, that's for sure.

>>17367496
>three day ban (so you can't even fucking appeal it)

That's their secret to zero accountability.

>>17367502
Oh, shut the fuck up, you stupid fucking tranny faggot nigger.
I think I'm out of OC for now, please guys, post your own. Or don't, I'll make this thread tomorrow, and the next day, and the next day, etc

>>17367502
They probably will ban some here, but it's a sacrifice were willing to make

>>17367499
Thanks, I don't know where people got the idea that it doesn't go on eggs. They'll happily put tomato salsa loaded with sugar on their eggs, but then ketchup makes them lose their minds.

>>17367505
And if that's the game they want to play, well, the gloves are coming off. Until today, I have actually never said this, but here goes:
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK SPICS
FUCK KIKES
And last, but certainly the least,
FUCK TRANNY GRANNY FANNY JANNIES

Blood sausage, red cabbage and potatoes my addition to the edifice

>>17367539
Fuckin' A, literally just like my German granny used to make. I can actually taste this photograph anon, good job.

Why did you marry a woman that can't cook OP?

>>17367543
Recipe is from my grandma too, thank you

>>17367273
>>17367280
Imagine actually being proud of this flyover slop.

>>17367583
Hey, you're welcome to your opinion. That's my point though, jannies are denying you your right to say "lol flyover hurr durr sloppa lol", they're denying other anons the right to have the correct opinion that hot dish is delicious, and they're banning oc in general. I've been in threads that were all oc, someone else's threads, that were nuked before I could even post a reply.

I don’t have saved OC but I’m cooking now
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK FAST FOOD

>>17367660
Fuck yeah, anon. RESIST! WE'RE NOT GONNA FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE JANNIES

>>17367374
LMFAO please tell me you made this in janny protest. You're not really eating this?

>>17367477
We know you're lying. No one likes tuna casserole.

>>17367273
HONK HONK

>>17367298
Why does it seem that every American has a set of those dishes?

>>17367395
I cook everyday, and quite well, I might add, but I am terrible at taking pics because I'm really rather unsteady and by the time I get photo I like, my food's gone cold so I don't bother. Were there some way for me to snap a halfway decent shot before my dinner goes cold, I would.
But then, I'm also garbage at plating so while my cooking tastes good, it doesn't really look its best.

>>17367273
this sounds like something a retard would call food that's too warm.

>HOOTT DISSHHHHH

like how the fuck did you inbreds come up with such a non descriptive, retarded fucking name? not "the hot dish", not "a hot dish", not something that tells you what the fuck it is like tater tot casserole. i fucking hate the midwest. stupid fucking honky retards

>>17368211
they were popular in the 70s I think. My grandma had a set that looked just like that

>>17367852
I made it last week, I didn't even make a thread about it, I posted it in a baking thread asking for advice about shaping and Browning because it was my first time making puff pastry from scratch. Caught a three day ban because I guess you can only be a master baker to post here.

FUCK JANNIES
I GET BANNED ALL THE TIME FOR POSTING ORIGINAL /CK/ POSTS
FUCK /CK/ JANNIES THEY DINT EVEN OWN A STOVE

you eat like a prisoner OP

>>17367311
Looks glorious.
Fuck jannies. You know shits bad when 4chan is over regulated

>>17368590
The fact that this threads been up for so long, and so many fine people like yourself have joined in on calling out this bullshit, makes me think the jannies are starting to realize just who's actually in charge here. I post a turd I took? Fine, ban me, that makes sense, but nuking food threads left and right and banning people for cooking, on the fucking cooking board? That's just pure evil.

>>17368596
Why don't you post your gourmet stuff then, master chef?

>>17367298
Nice. Keep going.

Based. Fuck jannies.