/ck/ - Food & Cooking

If I saw this sign I would walk out of the restaurant and never return.

>>17340997
it's a school canteen, are you shitting me anon?

>>17340997
That’s a school dumbass

cantaloupe and potato

is this ebonics?

>jitz
Well that's a new one, what mean?

>>17341002
>>17341005
I haven’t been in high school for a while “bruh” why would that be my first thought?

>>17340973
what are they bussin in? the sauce?

>>17341027
looks like you should've stayed a bit longer

>>17341027
You could also look at the pic you blind bat

>>17341020
no it's post-irony zoomer memespeak
ong frfr

>>17341039
Non-school cafeterias and restaurants with buffets have a similar appearance “no cap”

>>17341038
I have three degrees and I am a STEM researcher in the private sector.

>>17341044
they'll give a degree to anyone nowadays

>>17341022

Probably gents

>>17341041
>ong frfr
I hate that i could decipher this without google.

>>17341060
Not where I went to grad school but yes there are plenty of diploma mills around. It is why school reputation, supervisors and productivity (papers) matter.

>>17340973
Mandarines without a doubt. As for vegetables, I'd say bell peppers or carrots.

>>17341075
sure

>>17340973
Strawberry jelly, macaroni and cheese

>>17341002
>>17341005
>>17341038
>>17341039
Stop being so harsh on this Anon you little shits, you underage posters shouldn't be here

>>17341044
>STEM researcher
Isn't that just a fancy name for a florist?

>>17341092
This isn’t even on dad joke level.

>>17340973
Apricot and lettuce

>>17341070
tight no cap

shart

pizza is my veg of choice.

>>17340973
>Red Cherries
>Beets or Potatoes

hit me up with that tangerine shorty, fr fr it's so wholesome

>>17341027
... because every so often there is a big stink about how school lunches aren't healthy enough.
Face it bruh, you said something really dumb.
>It is why school reputation, supervisors and productivity (papers) matter.
Two things really dumb.

>>17341044
they don't call themselves lunch crew or demand you take a fucking fruit on your "tray" or write like they're writing for 6 year olds

>>17341148
I could absolutely see this scenario taking place in the modern time we find ourselves in, where adult "men" are neotenous faggots and people think everyone's business is their own.

I could see a hipster cafeteria-style restaurant opening up and the owner decides to instate a minimum vegetable on tray policy to "improve everyone's physical and mental health" and also for ironic humor.

Why take something if you are not going to eat it and it will go to waste? Obviously it's a joke because condoning waste is terrible for our planet, cost of doing business, and makes people angry.

>>17340973
>>17341041

I haven't been on 4chan for months and even anons are talking like this?

>>17341212
>obviously it's a joke because....
bureaucracies by definition cannot care about waste

>>17341091
I'm 28 anon

>>17341212
It's because their funding will be cut unless they "serve" healthy meals. You can thank Mr.(Mrs.) Obama.

>>17340973
Holy shit do zoomers actually fucking talk like that? I thought it was just a meme. Anyone here a teacher, janitor at school, or gym coach?

>>17340973
>BRUH!!

>>17341263
They are serving it to me. I don't need to take it though if I am not going to eat it.

I mean, if you are going to keep showing me trafficked mexican kids for sex when I said I want caucasian or European of some type, I am not going to fuck that child. It's pointless.

>>17340973
Raspberries and Broccoli

>>17341323
yeah anon that's some funny stuff

>>17341041
what is post irony?

>>17341343
Saying something you sincerely believe with a mocking tone, as though disgusted with yourself for believing it.

>>17341361
ah

>>17341092
kek

>>17340973
Fruit - Honey Dew Melon
Vegetable - Broccoli

>>17341281
no, zoomers don't talk like that, canteen workers trying to patronizingly communicate with them do though.

>>17341092

>>17341022
>>17341069
Haven't heard kids use that word since the late 2000s.
I believe it's an alteration of 'midget', but used in the sense that it describes someone pretending to have a higher place in the social hierarchy.

Favorite fruit ever?
>Longan
Favorite fruit I can actually buy readily?
>Black plums.
Favorite veg
>onions

>>17341092
Or a stalker.

>>17341499
>being a kid in the 2000's

>>17341092
it is

>>17341602
and isn't florist just a fancy name for homosexual male?

>>17341588
I wasn't a kid myself, but I date them often.

>>17341092

>>17340973
Fruit: Does 'fruit cocktail' count? I'm rather fond of tinned fruit cocktail in water.
Vegetable: Corn. I love sweet corn with just a knob of butter and a dash of pepper.

>>17341499
'Jit' comes from jitterbug.. it's old nigger slang from the early 20th century. Means an uppity young person.

>>17341111
Are potatoes a vegetable?

>>17340973
I don't have favorite vegetable. chilis are good but otherwise I only have vegetables I can gag down.

strawberries are the best.

>>17340973
Apples
Brussel sprouts

>>17341022
Its like bro or homie but really southern. Usually said on the southeast coast and referring to someone younger than yourself. It's starting to gain widespread usage due to rap influence.

>>17341449
>canteen workers
Who the fuck calls a cafeteria a canteen?

>>17340973
Fruit: Fresh or canned peaches. I'm not picky.
Vegetable: Either spinach or sweet peas.

>>17341658
They're a corm. Culinarily they're a starch.

>>17341740
Wait I changed my mind, dates are better.

>>17341742
>corm
tuber.

>>17341757
>a rounded underground storage organ present in plants such as crocuses, gladioli, and cyclamens, consisting of a swollen stem base covered with scale leaves.

>>17341735
They served coffee to kids at your school?

>>17341761
you were wrong and for that you get an F

you straight up FAILED, jitz, fr fr

>>17340973
>Kiwi
>Onion

>>17341722
Jit means youngin', retard

Blackberries! YUM!

>>17340973
I don't even know what zoomigger language means anymore.

>>17341343
A sign that China needs to eat Westerner Soup

>>17341343
you know, the logical end result of the reddit/hipster irony phase of the 2010s.

>>17340973
>fresh blueberries
>broccoli stems

>>17341765
>A cafeteria, sometimes called a canteen outside the U.S.
Oh, I'm talking to a shitholer.

>>17340997
boomer successfully filtered sheeeeeeeeeesh

>>17341044
>3 degrees
>lacks basic inference skills
There are kids in that cafeteria brighter than you

>ordered blueberry, raspberry, strawberry, blackberry seeds
>have to freeze them for 3 months
>takes them 2 months to germinate
yeah, so my plan on having small plants to plan after the lost frost date isn't going to work. And I don't have the patients to wait 3 years before getting any fruit. so guess I'll spend ~$100 on pregrown plants. At least I'll get some berries next year.

>>17341588
Anon, don't be daft. There's no need to be in the same peer group to hear new usage of slang come about from a certain age demographic.
>>17341651
Ah.
I've never been pensive about the word and its meaning. I interpreted it based off of context clues when kids would come into my store after school for junk food, and they'd be talking trash to one another, 'jit' being a frequent one that I hadn't heard before at the time.

>your bussin
>at school
no wonder they're lunch crew if they mix up your and you're

>>17341582
heyohhh

Pears
Asparagus

>>17341075
Including where you went to grad school

>school lunch ladies
>bussin
wtf

>>17340997
Same I'd do a 360 and walk right outta there

>>17341199
>it happened in my imagination so im actually not being a retard, you see.
dude

>>17340973
>fruit
i dont really like fruit. raspberries are pretty good tho
>vegetables
tomatoes but i have to mention carrots too bc they are very helpful for my digestive system

>>17340973
on god no cap fr fr

>>17341041

>Red 0nions
>Red Grapes

>Picking anything else
>Except blueberries for smell. Fuck, they smell even better than they taste.

>>17341022
florida slang for kid

>>17341588
cope youre getting older
t. 99er

>>17340973
Watermelon even though it gives me the runs
I'd say potato for vegetable but I don't think it counts so I'll say carrot. I also like kale and properly cooked beets

>>17341558
Longn is just worse lychee

>>17341102
Pizza is not a vegetable.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegetable

dates and brussel sprouts

>>17340973
>Its none of our business if you eat it or not
Yes it fucking is why the fuck would you waste perfectly good food

God, i hate americans.

>>17346756
Pizza was categorized as a vegetable for certain bureaucratic purposes, because it contains vegetable nutrition. So when they were trying to sort things and didn't know where to put it, it wasn't thrown under meat or fruit, etc.

>>17346788
>waste
fuck off shitholer.

>>17341005
That's even worse. The signs in my school were in latin.

>>17341020
Ebonics and Zoomonics are nearly the same.
>Zoomers watch tik tok and other trash
>Copy how black retards talk
The sad thing is that black lingo does exist but it has been overtaken by ebonics due to non-existent education and the failure to reprimand those who refuse to stop speaking it.

>>17341044
>three degrees
Let me guess. Bull, Jack, and Shit.

>>17341092
You know what anon?
You're okay, I would buy you a beer after reading that pun

>>17341722
Now, what is this "no cap" that has been showing up here in recent months? Pretend I've been living in a cabin in Idaho for the past decade.

>>17341588
If you're 30 this year, you were 8 in 2000. If you weren't a kid in the 2000s, you're way too old to be here, gramps.

>>17346964
If you had been, you would already know it is polite to remove your hat when delivering earnest news.

>>17346966
>I'm 38
>Remember when Moot would post with us back when 4chan was just a baby and Something Awful was the daddy that went out for cigs
Get off my internet, faggot.

>>17347070
you literally looked up the "lore" on wikipedia in hopes to look cool. i hope your dad gives you hiv.

>>17347090
I invented Richard Rolling. I was personal friends with the goatsay man. I animated the first daylong dose webm.

>>17343973
That's why I said "school reputation."

I like ripe fruit, yknow?

>>17341027
You just aren’t very sharp. I’m in my mid thirties and I figured out pretty quickly that this was in a school.

>>17341092
Well done.

>>17340973
>bruh
I'M GONNA SAY IT

a perfect ripeness banana

Asparagus, pumpkin or those baby corns you can eat whole. Like holy shit those baby corns are so sweet how would anyone else eat candy bars when you have baby corn?

>>17341092
dammit that was the stupidest joke, but you still got a laugh out of me

Favorite Fruit
Paul Lynde

Favorite Vegetable
Terri Shiavo

>>17343802
you should probably delete this post

>>17341041
What?

>fruits fucking suck
>if mushrooms count then that, brussel sprouts otherwise

>>17341022
I think it comes from here but a jit is basically someone younger than you. It's kind of like the inverse of how anime characters call random older girls their neechans or older guys their aniki's even if they're not related.
Basically means kid

>>17340973
meat
meat
>but muh veg
ok think about this
a carrot has pro vitamin A
it promotes vitamin A right
but a steak has vitamin A.
So I'm giving myself the vitamin directly instead of making it myself which takes more time.

>>17340973
>sun ripened straw berries
As opposed to what, moon ripened?

>>17340973
Broccoli Cake

banana, in bread form

>>17341022


Deep south slang for underage kid. Comes for "illegitimate" then "legit" then "jitz".

Further, street culture. All kinds of slang on behavior or things that get people into trouble.

An upstanding street gentleman wouldn't fuck with "jitz" because the pay off is low and the risk is high. Virtually every crime you would do involving a minor is more prison time.

Jitz, aren't legit, keep it legitimate with them. Don't involve jitz in illegitimate activity

Not even zoomers talk like this. "Bussin" is exclusively used for food example " bro this shit is bussin " " this shit slaps" works too. Also nobody smells cuh it's cuz in zoomers speak.

>>17347463
LIKE YOUR MUM

I would have to say mango and potato.

>>17341035
The students.
It's forced desegregation and it's ruining the country.

>>17346756
sorry sweaty, thanks to michelle obama pizza is indeed a vegetable

>>17349325
Didn't that happen under Clinton?
I feel like it's older than the Obama presidency.

>>17340973
>tomato
>carrot
Is the Lunch Crew slang?

>>17341092
That's a new one for me, thanks anon.

>>17340973
What the fuck is cap?

>>17340973
>Big red ripe Victoria plums
>Seasonal and local red cherry tomatoes

>>17341027
Aside from context?

>>17340973
retard image.
however:
pineapple,
celery.

>>17341199
Shut the fuck up

>>17340973
blueberries

brussel sprouts

>>17340973
HOW DO YOU DO FELLOW KIDS!

Zoomers actually broke 4chins didn't they? This thread is a testament to how their toxic culture permeates and destroys all that is wholesome in the world fr fr no cap we bussin for life now jitz

>>17341092
nice

>>17341022
Skooma-addled Kajits