/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17333590
>What are your best fast food hacks?
Not being a retard who eats that slop

>>17333596
Then you're in the wrong thread.

>>17333590
I like to only order water. It keeps me happy and healthy.

>>17333596

>>17333590
Be a cool customer and we'll hook you up.
It's that simple.
There's so many shitty customers, that cool ones get taken care of.
Good tipper? The driver will beeline to your place like Gondor calls for aid.
Be a cool regular and want some complicated shit like a half n half pie with different sauces on each half or something special done to the crust or whatever? You wont get a callback saying 'sorry we can't do that', you'll get a pie that's built like it was made by fuckin' NASA.
I guess this is more of a meta-hack. Establish a good rapport with the place you're getting your food from and it unlocks higher level food hacks.

>>17333850
No one asked for your opinion wagie lmao you'll get treated like the piece of shit you are and you'll say yes sir thank you sir lmao get the fuck outta here

>>17333873
OP in fact did ask for that kind of thing.
You're the kind of fag that always gets 100% regulation food items and no extra sauces or whatever on the house.

>>17333590
- Always add tomato to a Big Mac.
- Split a McDouble and slap a McChicken in the middle + add a layer of French Fries. It's called a McGangBang.
- Use a Filet 'o Fish instead and it's a McSurf 'n Turf.

>>17333919
McLand Air n' Sea

>>17333919
Oh, I forgot. Drizzle Ranch Dressing over the Fries. Spend 20 cents and add tomato. Guaranteed to give you a mouthgasm.

>>17333929
I've never attempted a triple stack. You have piqued my interest, sir.

>>17333590
check it out toobz you want some cool food hacks you can add shredded cheese and nacho cheese doritos to anything, also mountain dew goes great with budlight TWU check you later toobz

>>17333873
I thought it was interesting so fuck you

>>17333590
>double mcchicken
>add patty
>add mcchicken sauce

Better not be wasting your money on greasy fast food BOY

What's up? Check thaaat out. Extra cheese, extra bacon, onions, jalapenos, stuffed crust pizza. Got a large stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese, extra bacon, onions, jalapenos, and anchovies. Yes. slurps garlic butter You heard that right folks, extra cheese, extra bacon, anchovies, jalapenos, onions, on a large stuffed crust pizza. slurp Mmm. Got a two liter of Mountain Dew to go with it, the King Cobra special at Papa John's. Large, stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, anchovies, onions, extra cheese, extra bacon. I asked for two cups of garlic butter but they hooked your boy up with three so I was like "yes." slurp Oof. So I got a large Papa John's pizza; stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon, anchovies, onions, jalapenos. Yes. Look at that, YouTube. You know you want some of that goodness. Large -- large stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon. Jalapenos, onions, anchovies, on a large stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon, smothered in garlic butter

>>17334016
Then you're a stupid cunt. Bet you like star wars and marvel trash too lmao fucking idiot

>>17333590
Is that the McOrgy? McBukkake?

>>17333873
So rude.

>>17333590
>Due to pandemic-related short staffing, we are unable to honor custom orders at this time. We apologize for any inconvenience.

>>17333590
Cobes recently spent most of a week trying to get the ingredients together for a McDonald's hack involving their limited-time pull-apart donuts.
It was a project for him. It was WORK.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXBhJgvRhN4

Satan bless him for all he does for the fans.

>>17334159
You can buy menu items and hack up a dank food combo yourself, dummy.

>>17334190
I wish I had so little going on in my life that I could dedicate days to ordering McDonalds

>>17334051
I got a KFC bowl... a famous bowl from DAVE'S.... Dave's famous bowl......

>>17334193
You really don't, man.
A person of normal intelligence would go insane living the Cobra lifestyle.

>>17334212
Best thing about that video was how angry he got with himself about failing the "challenge".
It cut him deep.

>>17333590
The mayo is the best part of the McChicken.

>>17333797
>Projecting your own anger onto others
Get help anon.

>>17334227
The irony of your post is no doubt lost on you.

>>17334016
It’s a lie. They do the bare minimum for everyone, and if they’re in a bad mood/don’t like you they add spit. That’s it.

>>17334050
better get back to rebbit you pay pig filth

>>17334215
Cobes is unironically 10000 iq

I sometimes add extra meats and cheeses to frozen 'za

>>17333606
>>17333797
>just let people enjoy things!

>>17333590
Yip

>>17333590
What's that disgusting creature touching that yummy burg? Learn to crop, OP!

>>17336550
uh based. At least adding some garlic powder and maybe Italian seasoning beforehand does wonders

>>17333590
Quit calling them hacks. Wtf is wrong with you people?

>>17333873
kill yourself zoomer

>>17333873
based

>>17333590
Is this guy's whole thing that he's just a weird smelly incel? Zoomers watch this?

>>17333590
boy absolutely chugs triple quarter pounder gut destroyer

>>17338025
He smells good, hes buff, he knows real magic, he makes magic wands as a living, he plays guitar, he got a full head of hair and hes waiting on his of age goth girlfriend

>>17338025
He's not an incel troll. It's not h is fault the dating scene is so messed up. We're lucky he takes his time to lecture us on it. Get blocked and hidden from his channel.

>>17338115
>>17338165
also don't forget to buy tactical soap dood!

I've seen cobes all over the place lately, he's popping off.

>>17338586
that's just how it is toobz. when you live the life of an oldschool rockstar villain people notice.

>>17338586
TMDWU

>>17334016
>>you want a cool hack?
>>just pay me more money
>interesting
SHUT THE FUCK UP KIKE

>>17333590
You can bring a slice of American cheese from home and put it in your burger to make it a cheeseburger.

>>17338597
He's a famous Youtube celery.

>>17333590
The only time I have a Big Mac is without sauce. It tastes better without it.

>>17333850
Shut the fuck up dumbass wagie, make my order how I order it or I'll shit on the floor and you'll have to clean it up

>>17334190
>Satan bless him
Like, by giving him aids? Lmao fag

>>17333873
on the double, and I'll make sure to fulfill your special request for a nice, slick snot-rocket in your drink! really how retarded do you have to be to antagonize the people assembling your food and drink behind closed doors. someone's going to bio-warfare your ass and give you hepatitis.

>>17333590
Is that Rawhide Kobayashi?

>>17333590
TWU

>>17333590
Not eating fast food is the best hack

>>17333873
kek based

>>17333590
Based Cobra enjoyer.

>>17339027
There he is!

>>17338586
Last thing i can remember is him sperging about falling over drung and braking his cigarette.

>>17339875
I caught that live and it was amazing.
For just a brief moment after he biffed it behind the chair I thought "oh no, maybe he's really hurt. Maybe that wand in his breast pocket went in his eye or something"
And then he comes up screaming about snapping his ciggie, which still looked smokable too, anyway. Just pull off the filter and smoke from the other end.
I guess our boy had some frustrations he needed to work out that day.

>>17339027
TMDWU

>>17336550
I put bits of Mexican Sausage in every fronzen pizza, its just too good.

>>17339875
>>17340214
I WILL SMOKE YOU

>>17333590
>What are your best fast food hacks?
Hoover it all up really fast then cry in bed while i jerk it to traps

>>17333873
bruh you had to go there huh

>>17339027
You're not even the real steakface get banned troll

>>17340670
TILL YOU'RE DEAD

>>17333919
Just how fat are you?

>>17339836
How come he gets TWO piss jugs??

>>17333850
I used to have a guy who would make me a pizza pie with garlic knot crust when I asked. I always thought that was pretty cool of him

>>17333873
>>17333850
Samefag but still hilarious

I fucking love preteen cunny.

Praise Cobra's cooking magic

>>17334190
Kobe stop. We know it's you.

>>17338219
Oh shit now I feel bad, that's fetal alcohol syndrome. this guy is literally retarded and doesn't know any better than to do this. the fact that no one is stopping him from doing this means that he is utterly alone in the world.
Alcoholics should be gassed, this could have been a productive member of society. He was born a loser