/ck/ - Food & Cooking

He is like a ship in a bottle they had to put him through that whole them feed him up whilst he was in there.

Now he spend his time shitposting on 4chan

me

>>17327041
>orange..... fool
>perfect >:)

>>17327041
There is a never a situation where "whilst" is an acceptable word to use. Just use "while". You are trying super hard to make yourself sound like a faggot.

>>17327041
holy kek

>>17327052
Whilst you have a point, there's nothing wrong with a little linguistic flourish every now and again.

>>17327059
don't make me break out the nutmeg, boy

>>17327052
You're the kind of person that is preoccupied with what is and is not pretentious.

>>17327052
It's a British thing.

https://www.grammarly.com/blog/while-vs-whilst/#:~:text=Typically%2C%20Brits%20use%20whilst%20and,could%20do%20while%20he%20waited.

>>17327039
They both look like brooklyn morons that should get a room and a tub of crisco and some condoms.

>>17327039
Townsend's Wife's son

>>17327122
Who the fuck is townsend?

>>17327122
Not only do I not know or care about townsend but I guarantee you that I dont care about his wife or his wife's son.

>>17327049
Imagine hearing the blare of a horn outside your home. Bwahhh Bwah bwah Bwah. You look outside and see a maroon 1987 Buick Regal shit box, just barely making out Foghat's Slow Ride coming from inside. The horn continues Bwaaaah Bwah Bwah Bwah Bwaaaaah so you open the door. A large hulking shape silhouettes in the driver seat and when the passenger window is hand cranked down you see a familiar face with a strange hat an the most ridiculous spectacles. "Hey how are ya ready to get this party started!" he calls breathlessly.

You shrug and get in the car which reeks of synthetic cherry air freshener, stale cigarillo smoke, decomposing fast food bags and weed. He tosses you a bag containing papers, a grinder and weed and tells you to roll one for the road. An hour later you're high as a kite and politely nodding as he continues his monologue on 18th century footwear. You eventually interrupt and say "where are we going exactly?" and he lets out a raspy belly laugh and simply says "Need some more hands to fix the roof!" and goes back into his drone.

Half an hour later you stop at a Wendy's drive thru window and are astounded as he orders THREE Baconators and a large chocolate Frosty. You ask for a Spicy Chicken combo and he graciously pays for it. You both eat in the parking lot and he amazing consumes all three Baconators one after the other. Ryan stares dumbly out of the window then shakes his head and says he needs another road toke so you start rolling.

"Four more hours to Pierceton!" he shouts, "all ABOOOOAAAAARD!" and guns it out of the parking lot as you light a fresh joint. It's a Tuesday evening and you wonder how you'll explain to your girlfriend and boss that you won't be back for at least a couple days. "No worries brother" Ryan says, perceiving your apprehension, "if it works out we might need a full-time cooper at the compound." You smile to yourself and he adds with a devilish grins "and the boss has a couple daughters ready for courting."

>>17327158
That comes across as a really retarded copy pasta.

>>17327039
OP

>>17327158
Only three baconators? I go for eight myself with six sides of fries.

>>17327052
Inferiority complex

>>17327039
>he doesn't know

What you have to do is call ahead so it's ready for you and you're not standing in line with a bunch of savage negros.

>>17327188
Unit, that means so much like some homosexual bullshit with the little brooklyn hats.

>>17327188
It is sort of disturbing to see Ryan dressed normally and even have a tattoo. I liked imagining him as this behemoth autist pretending to be in the 18th century 24/7

>>17327206
Who the fuck is "ryan" and why would some idiot need tats?

>>17327213
>why would some idiot need tats
Did I say someone "needs tats"?

You celebrety suck ups make no sense.

>>17327206
I think it's adorable that you think tattoos were invented within the last 200 years

>>17327217
You did mention this nobody named "ryan" that nobody's ever heard of.

>>17327223
So...what was the point of this thread? Idgi

>>17327158
This isn't the worst attempt I've seen but it's not good either.

>>17327237
I didn't make this thread and your a presumptuous cunt.

>>17327253
Yeah you did.
But why? Just desperate for (you)s? feeling guilty about your own weight and want to deflect onto random users of a north Korean puppet theater forum? Only discover his channel today?

Yeah, gotta be one of those.

>>17327158
Didn’t read

ORANGE
FOOL

>>17327519
Friendly reminder that in real life, Jon Townsend is a far-right conservative gay hating bigot.

That's why the orange fool thing was confusing. It was the woman's idea (he co-hosted that episode with a woman who works on a living history place), not his. He is deeply homophobic (hence his appeals to tradition and a prior time when gay people were coincidentally all pressured even more so than now to be closeted), and knows if his personal political beliefs got out, he would be cancelled, so he couldn't come out and say "yeah orange fool was her idea I love Trump", and that's why it got messy.

He's obsessed with tradition because white straight men feel threatened that now they aren't the only ones allowed to have power.

The odds that this man supports the prohibition of discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation in places of public accommodation (businesses open to the general public with physical storefronts) - ARE NIL

>>17327039
Someone has to eat all the things townsends cooks.

>>17327039
He likes good food, fine whiskey, and good cigars...

he is the god of /ck/

>>17327041
rofl

>>17327247
I lost my inspiration after I got into his car.

I don't like Ryan he is ugly

PETAH PETAH PETAH

>>17327052
What's the problem, he's only engaging in a mild amount of tomfoolery

>>17327052
some of y'all lil niggas didn't have vocabulary drills in gradeschool and it shows.

>>17328568
The only thing showing in this thread is your skin color
go back to twitter you ape

>>17327039
the Duke from resident evil village

>>17327237
some /qa/kikes always seethe that /ck/ wont fight over townsends. they don't understand that the jews here actually like his show and don't give a fuck what they say. they should stick to making tech shrek threads on /g/. 100% guaranteed this is exactly what they thought they where doing here.

>>17327039
how does he get out

>>17328587
jew here, I think he's probably a homophobe and that makes watching him uneasy because he probably buys into negative stereotypes easily and doesn't think for himself

the odds this guy ISNT a loony far right christcuck irl are minimal and if he's not willing to outwardly state otherwise, its safe to assume that's true

I like the fat guy cuz he seems less like a bigoted douchebag

I wish they tried some fancier recipes just for fun

>>17327158
I chuckled.

Wonder what the milkmaid is up to?

>>17327039
Butterball the cenobite from hellraiser

>>17327039
Him and the other fatty were half the people that stuck it out building that log cabin, earns some brownie points for that. Although he'd immediately eat them.

>>17327049
Wasn't this man the announcer for Comedy Central back in the 90s?

>>17328568
And you didn't even have a gradeschool from the look of it.

>>17327039
There probably wasn't even enough food in existence in the 1700s to become that big of a fat fuck.

>>17327052
Keep seething whilst I shitpost

>>17328981
Fats have been around recorded history since the Assyrians. Whenever there's enough of a functional society for someone to lead a sedentary life, there's an opportunity for fats.
Hippocrates had several written lectures where he bitches about the fats that came in with gut and back problems like the issue wasn't immediately fucking clear and then took none of his advice.

>>17327613
Incredibly based faggot hater

>>17328686
Fuck off kike parasite

>>17328985
whilst thou art a faggot, based thee be

>>17327188
You can tell big boy there has skinned a few clam shells in his time.

>>17327041
haha

>>17327519
I'll see that and raise you an Atomic Blonde

>>17327188

>>17328686
>i will kvetch about it but i will still partake of the fruit of these things i claim not to like
see? all of the jews here like his show and don't give a fuck what they say.

>>17327222
SO much this!!!!!

Here take my reddit gold award, kind stranger.

Le Sir

>>17330018
Based altruistic Redditor.

>>17327059
No one ever actually say “Ye olde”. And seeing fat teen actors portraying common people, it’s a visual historical discrepancy for me. Like most common people could never be as fat as you. Sure, I’ll accept your 20th century dental work and lack of pox scars, but fat historical dream toes is where I draw the line.

>>17327052
I wish you could see my face whilst I post this in this thread

>>17328686
Nah you're just obsessed with what other people think politically to an unhealthy degree. Get off the fucking internet and grow a spine

>>17327039
He ate all the eggs.

>>17330018
I am reporting you to a moderator for claiming you would give me gold and then not doing it.
We don't need people like you around here scamming folx

>>17327041

>>17327613
This is the dumbest thing I've read in weeks. And that's saying something.

>>17328686
Who gives two shits what you think?

>>17327222

for white people, yes

>>17327128
Newfag let me spit this into your mouth. He's a youtuber that makes videos about colonial American food.