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>mix flour salt and yeast
>put in oven
>bread comes out
do you really expect me to believe this shit

>> No.17320315
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Depends on your cooking level. If you mix egg, milk, and flour, you can get a cake.

>> No.17320327

>>17320291
You need water too.

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Sometimes bagels

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>>17320291
do you have a big list of thread ideas?

>for you

>> No.17320372

>>17320315
>Milk
Nice fucking try, milks are liquid, cakes aren't.

>> No.17320558

>>17320291
You need water and time for the yeast to do it's thing, and a little fat or oil wouldn't hurt, but yes. These are the basic essentials of bread.

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>>17320372
>batter
I'm going to batter you like I batter my wife... internally.

>> No.17320578

>>17320291
frogshit fuck off

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>>17320291
>eat a tomato
>take a shit in the yard later
>next summer some green thing with more tomatoes appears
really guys?

>> No.17320664

>>17320291
take your meds
stop looking for the bread pipes they don't exist

>> No.17321374

>>17320291
you're right it's more reasonable when you use clay instead of flour.

>> No.17321393

>>17320291
>put bread in to a "toaster"
>toast comes out
Where did the bread go?

>> No.17321428

>>17320654
That reminds me of a YouTube guy who was walking down a river when he saw a tomato plant, he ate a couple of them and continued his journey, turns out there was sewage pouring into that river and the tomato seeds that grew into that plant came from human shit

>> No.17321446

>>17321428
I mean that's how basically every food that isn't farmed agriculturally is produced, only difference is it's usually animals shitting them out. You not gonna eat some blueberries you find because they started growing from seeds in an animal turd?