/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Eat it, skelly

>>17306596
Eat all of it like a normal person?

>>17306596
learn how to ride a bike

>>17306600
>>17306602
Maybe the photo does not show how big it iss4njs
That's half a chicken in there.

>>17306596
Get a doggie bag for breakfast.

>>17306616
I could eat half a chicken and everything else on the plate AND the beer. Stop being a twink. Or just put your food in a box and bag it and then latch it onto your bike, but I'm not sure that's safe.

>>17306638
But I also ate chips and salsa
Also in the basket is corn tortillas

Jesus I a slowing down already.
I haven't even touched the pechuga yet

OP here
Embarrassed to say, this was all I could do.

>>17306896
finish the chicken and leave without paying

>>17306596
this is an average American morning snack

>>17306912
Yeah I am in mexico right now
I dont think its as easy as in the states

>>17306896
doomed to be a twinkcel forever

>>17306896
Are you a dental hygienist?

>>17307009
No but I am gay why do you ask?

>>17306896
It took you an hour and that's all you could eat?
Kill yourself you twink spic. Typical behavior from someone who rides a bike.

>>17306950
then finish your meal and buy a skateboard

>>17306596
Why are you not wearing your mask in between bites

>>17306927
Yeah and your too much of a poor sack of shit to deal with it. Fuck off cunt while I enjoy my snack.

Respectable. Good job OP. I would have asked them to bag the papas fritas.

Since I saw some Modelo in OPs pic, I've never had Modelo before, how does that rate to Buds?

>>17307018
There's a dental hygienist mask on the table.

>>17307058
Its a pretty nice mexican beer
There is a dark: Negro
A medium : Amber
and a blonde : claro
They are all more flavorful than a bud

OP I just wanna say all that food looks really good, especially the macaroni and chicken. Are Mexicans really this good at cooking delicious food that's not generic Mexican stuff?

>>17306626
>doggie bag
I haven't heard that term in 45 years.

>>17306596
Just cram the leftovers.

>>17307217
based asscrammer

>>17307217
best poster on this board, luv u crammer

>>17307157
They make great chicken
Good burgers in some places
Weird but nice pizza
Great sushi as long as you insist they dont put cream cheese in there( this strarted a few years back and its disgusting)
Some ok italian food
Good chinese food
Really nice seafood and fish soups
Best hot dogs in north america
Really good ribs in the last few years
I dont care for the deserts besides flan though
The bread is horrible
You cant really trust a green salad
Drinks of any kind are FULL of sugar ,in fact sugar is hard to avoid here

Pretty much zero indian or thai food

>>17306626
Based grandpa

>>17306896
Don’t listen to these fat retards, nothing wrong with not eating like a pig

>>17306596
share it with a gf

>>17307166
weirdo

american? if so, give the leftovers to the homeless person outside

>>17306896

>at least half the plate is filler carbs

and nothing of value was lost

>>17307040
I'll never understand why amerilards get so butthurt over such obvious bait. It's as if all the lard in their brains slows down cognitive functions

>>17307671
the brain's just electrified fat

>>17307679
that's not the picture i chose

>>17306596
The beer is what makes that meal pop

>>17306596
GOD BLESS AMERICAAAAAAAAA

>>17307268
>bread is horrible
worst possible take, cringe, awful, just terrible post

>>17306638
Dude, I'm a fatty and even I think op's pic is too much food in a sitting.

>>17306596
What the fuck does you riding a bile have to do with you having too much food? Ask for a container to put in your gay little backpack and wheel yourself home.

>>17306638
>>17306951
>>17307023
>muh twink
Fatty cope

>>17307679
brain is only 60% fat

>>17306896
At least eat the fries? What is wrong with you faggots and your tiny stomach

>>17306596
Eat the chicken, have only a little of the filler pasta and potato.

Why do you even care about what you don't eat? You paid for it (technically you didn't yet but ok) so you can do with it whatever you want.

>>17306596
Not be a poorfuck bike queer

heres a tip for you retard: dont drink beer while eating. no wonder you couldnt eat much.

>>17306596
eat it slowly

>>17306896
>eating the macaroni slop and leaving chicken
you fucking suck op
bitch

>>17308323
Das Mexico

>>17308561
my bmi is 21 and I'd annihilate that plate

>>17306602
>Eat all of it like a normal person?
Fat fingers typed this.

>>17309018
Skinny fingers that needs meat on their bones typed this

>>17309018
of course they did, you typed it, duh

>>17306596
Your bicycle doesn't have a basket for a togo box?
Also screw the other people, I'm 15lbs overweight and I couldn't eat all of that even if I was high.
Maybe if I was wasted drunk and hadnt eaten all day...

>>17309270
I am on vacation in mexico in a van and I forgot to attach my basket before I left the states.
I only eat once a day so I thought I was going to be ok to consume half a chicken since they are usually so small down here
I did not realize the vast quantity of carbs that were coming and it was the biggest chicken I have seen down here

>>17306596
ask them to put the rest in a box and a bag

>>17306596
In which order would you eat?
For me it would be
1. chicken
2.tacos
3.mac n chees
In between fries

Dang that looks good.

>>17309380
anon food needs to be eaten in perfect rotation of bite of each until everything is gone
dont eat things in order

>>17309385
It was pretty good
Next time I will skip the fries and go with mashed

>>17310090
did you leave the food there?

>>17306596
Claim some white dude hit you and get some insurance claim, it's biden/kamela times so anything might go through.

>>17306596
I don't know if I could finish that after a week long fast. That chicken looks good though.

A real bike or a motorcycle? On my bicycle, I eat whatever when I stop because I burn about 4K calories a day. You sound like a poser.

>>17310115
do you spend 8 hours a day biking or what

>>17309012
my BMI is 36 and I can finish it in 5 minutes

>>17310115
You come across as a homosexual wearing a little messanger bag, I'll clock your neck.

>>17307632
You can’t live without your body making sugars dude. You’re being obtuse and stupid on purpose because you get your diet advice from the tv or even worse, /fit/
>>17307671
Did you know that all conversation is “bait” to get people to respond? You baited me in to replying with your dipshit take on how forums work.

>>17310120
No, maybe 45- 1 hour. I bike to the gym where I do spent 1.5-2 hours then bike home. Gotta spend calories to eat calories!
>>17310127
I have The short bike shorts that my wife says makes it look like I have a fat cock. Keyword there is “look” lmao

>>17310141
Some people shouldn't wear those spandex bike shorts, I'm one of them, at least I admit it.

>>17309823
No everyone should eat their food in a specific order

>>17310094
yes, I had no choice

>>17310207
I dont care what order, but all bits have to be consumed at a rate so that the food diminishes at the same rate
Ideally , you should end up with one bite of each food on your plate at the end

>>17306596
Regardless of the amount of food, you still ordered pasta salad, roast chicken and chips and tacos. That's three different meals. You were greedy and the kitchen have made you aware of this.

>>17310872
I remember telling someone that I when I eat a meal made up of various components, I like to get a piece of everything onto my fork before eating. They found this weird and disgusting. I thought it was normal.

>>17311353
Those with mental illness often find that their behavior is ridiculed and criticized by others. Couldn’t imagine why normal people hate freaks.

>>17311353
You are normal anon
in fact, you are a prince among men
Never forget this

>>17306596
I am 145 lbs and 6 ft and I could inhale that plate and that bowl. Chicken I would give to a cat though.

>>17310207
I always eat the sides first then the main item. If there is something like chips or leftover appetizer on the table after I'm done eating I'll eat that too out of boredom.

>>17306596
Move to the US. Soon portions like this will seem niggardly and only a massive dessert will ease your frustration with how small your portion is.

>>17312428
lol, that's a pretty similar portion to the amount of food you see here in the states. i think you're forgetting mexico is as fat, if not fatter, than we are.

Just get it to go man. Like pic rel, did it on my motorcycle plenty of times

>>17312860
>lose balance because of bags on the sides of your bike
>get squished by an eighteen wheeler and have the CCTV video reposted millions of times on the internets
ishygddt

Eat what you want, get a doggy bag, and then wander around until you find a hobo to give it to.

>>17312930
>lose balance from bags on your bike
how fat are you yankee

>>17312940
If I were fat wouldn't the weight from the bags be negligible, you retarded europrick?

>>17312943
Got em

>>17312943
*writes down "between 150 and 175kg, dangerously underweight for an american" on notepad"

>>17306596
Niggers rise out of gas station robberies with bags full of snacks strapped tied to their bars and frame. You can handle one to go box. Don't be less capable than a nigger.

>>17306596
It's actually an unnecessarily large amount of food at once, even for a man. These kinds of amounts are rather reserved for fuck-it days and movie nights.

I mean, I would easily eat that much, but the body is swollen all day after that amount. If someone thinks otherwise, they just have brain-fog and zero connection with their body.

When I felt full I would put the rest next to the trashcan for the pigeons to eat if its summer. In indoors scenario, i would just leave the rest (probably fries and mac).

>>17314392
There is no need for racial slurs on this board anon
Please refrain from using that word here

>>17314472
which word?

>>17314554
No. Just, no.

>>17314557
what is the word

>>17314597
buh buh buh bird

>>17314637

>>17314466
this guy gets it
dub dubs i mean

>>17310128
>You can’t live without your body making sugars dude.
exactly right your body can make all the sugar you need

>>17316179
thats not what I meant