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17304018 No.17304018 [Reply] [Original]

You know what? You bastards spammed this board up with your stupid panettone threads that no one cared about. Well, make way for a thread about a REAL seasonal cake, bitches.

Here's something interesting for you people unfamiliar with the legendary KING CAKE: it comes with a baby. Something you king cake hating incels will never have! Ohohoho!

>> No.17304033

>>17304018
your literally talking about stale bread topped with basic sugar water icing and colored sprinkles

get a fucking grip

>> No.17304046

>>17304033
Yep, you're not gonna have a baby though. I am, since I'm a king cake eater. A baby comes with every delicious king cake! So tasty.

>> No.17304063

>>17304018
1) I made a thread about it by the tine of the epiphany;
2) I VILL make threads about hot cross buns and colomba come Easter.

>> No.17304074
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>>17304063
>colomba
Huh, looks good. Not a good cross shape though.

>> No.17304091

>>17304074
Colomba means dove, so it’s shaped like a dove.

>> No.17304186

>>17304018
>OHHHH YEAH FUCK YEAH BABIES
thinly veiled pedo thread

>> No.17304201

>>17304186
>Look everyone, I'm projecting!
Neck yourself, sacrilegious pedo. You pedo king cake hating incels will never have babies, or have a little toy of baby Jesus in their cake. What a sad life.

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>>17304018

>> No.17304238

>>17304033
Honestly that sounds better than panettone

>> No.17305311

>>17304063
>>17304074
>>17304091
How many fucking versions of panettone do Italians have???

>> No.17305383

>>17304018
You probably don't even know what the baby is for

>> No.17305431
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17305431

personally I prefer the King's Hand, no offense to your gay french stuff

>> No.17305611

Based. I loved visiting Nola.

>> No.17305764

>>17305383
Of course I do. You're telling me I don't know that whoever finds the baby in the king cake has to cram it up their ass?

>> No.17305851

>>17305431
>First it did not exist
>Then it did exist

>> No.17306683

Is your technicolor Americake filled? Our king cake has almond paste (or almond cream, preferably) in it.

>> No.17306879

alright real question who has the best king cake

for me it's meche's

>> No.17306890

only heathens celebrate this Holiday.

>> No.17306920

Let it be known that I was going to make my neighbor mardi gras cookies, but than they flew a Three Percenters 13 colony flag, so fuck them. No cookies for you. Stupid alt right insurrectionists don't deserve my cookies.

>> No.17306936

>>17305431
thats pretty neat

>> No.17307104

>>17306879
I ate these really good ones last year but I don't remember who made them. They really were the best ones I've ever had. Right now I just ate some from
Marguerite's, it was pretty tasty but they're a bit stingy with the filling. I got cream cheese.

>> No.17308334
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17308334

>>17304018
Based King cake chad. My favorite of the seasonal cakes

>> No.17308347

So who makes a good one I can order?

>> No.17308438

>>17306920
Did you want to kiss them on the mouth?

>> No.17308440

>>17304018
Baking isn't cooking. Putting dough in the oven and just waiting for 2 hours doesn't require skill. It's peasant work

>> No.17308481

>>17304018
Those things suck balls even worse than cheap panettone. But the ones bruno albouze and yuros do look delicious.

>> No.17309765

>>17306920
Kill yourself faggot

>> No.17309891

>>17307104
Think you should go kiss them anon.
Why are you giving up? That's not cool.
Buy a pirate flag and show them what's cool.

>> No.17310571

>>17309891
I don't want to kiss them, I just wanna eat their king cake

>> No.17310744

>>17304018
Spic, please.

>> No.17310815

>>17310744
Spic?
How am I a spic? This is a Louisiana tradition, not many spics here. Mardi Gras is French. Stay mad incel.

>> No.17311095
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17311095

I found it! :o

>> No.17311109

>>17306920
Bait.

>> No.17311641
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17311641

ATTN ALL: BAVARIAN CRÈME KING CAKES ABSOLUTELY BTFO's LITERARY ALL BAKED GOODS.

That is all.

>> No.17311646

>>17311095
Isn't it a choking hazard? I heard about its origin in nawlins, but I am surprised there no trigger warning due to the whole kinder thing

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>>17305431
m&m in a savory pie?

do wippo really

>> No.17311664

>>17308334
Sauce me on these lasses bros

kinda butterface but loving those bodies bros

>> No.17311690

>>17311653
Yes. That's what happens when you take the Hons and the Dagoes out of the equation.

>> No.17311704

>>17311646
It is a choking hazard, which is why most king cake producers now have the baby outside the cake so you can choose to put the baby in if you want. I was surprised to have this in my piece, I don't think anyone in my family put it in there lol. I almost bit down on it really hard but then I thought it could have been the baby. It really is pretty dangerous.

>> No.17312075

>>17311704
Shut the fuck up faggot and choke on my babies.

>> No.17312239

>>17312075
Gladly

>> No.17312501

I went to New Orleans once and got drunk and licked a girl’s feet it was pretty awesome.

>> No.17312509

>>17311704
ahh that make sense.

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>>17312501
is this you

>> No.17312608

>>17312563
Maybe..

>> No.17312636

>>17304018
Thats not the real bread.

>> No.17312641

>>17305431
Disgusting

>> No.17312643

>>17312636
So where's the real bread?

>> No.17312690

>>17304018
This is a really weird hill to die on

>> No.17312697

>>17312690
The king cake hill is prosperous and delicious. It is surrounded by endless plains and fields filled with fresh wheat and vineyards and flowing with milk and honey. Your land will be laid to waste.

>> No.17312704

>>17311641
holy fuck I think I'd assault a minority for this

>> No.17312710

>>17312608
Yes you are.

>> No.17312716

>>17312690
Dude do you know what people in New Orleans do?
They fuk.
King cake is the cake of sex-havers.

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>>17304018
>Tourist who will 'save' /ck/

>> No.17312733

>>17312710
Bro you can pick any random thread on /ck/ and at least 10 posters will have licked some girl’s feet in new orleans that’s just statistics man.

>> No.17312756

>>17306879
they want $70 just for delivery

>> No.17312761

>>17312733
I licked my wifes feet while in new orleans for mardi gras in like 2013. I'm a footfag so that isn't out of the ordinary for us. she had worn ankle boots and socks which made her feet sweat. v nice.

>> No.17312791

>>17312730
King Cake offends these retards so bad they will resort to mindless name calling. Fuck off hater. You will never eat king cake.

>> No.17312842

>>17312509
It's a soft plastic figure that's about the size of a quarter. The actual number of incidents caused by people biting down or choking on them is very, very small.

>> No.17312939

>>17312842
Shut up racist.
#BanAssaultBabies
#BanKingCakes
#ProtectOurChildren

>> No.17313185

>>17305431
cut your nails, nigger.

>> No.17313308

>>17304018
I can already smell and aroma stale beer and piss from the picture.

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>>17304018
King cake is bland and full of plastic.

>> No.17313362

>>17304018
>can't enjoy the trifecta of pannetone, hot cross buns and king's cake
ngmi

>> No.17313777

>>17305311
Panettone and colomba are different. Colomba is a simple baked focaccia with almonds and sugar on top. Panettone has a specific recipe that's almost impossible to make at home

>> No.17313982

>>17304018
Anon none of these faggots know what this is because you need multiple friends to do the whole thing right

>> No.17314229

>>17304018
Thanks doc.

>> No.17314247

>>17305851
it was a dream until it got out

>> No.17314254

>>17314247
why does his shitty dream food get to materialize but my dream wife doesnt? its not fair.

>> No.17314258

>>17314254
The King's Hand knew it didn't exist and found a way out. I suspect your dream wife doesn't even know she doesn't exist yet.

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>>17313777
>Colomba is a simple baked focaccia with almonds and sugar on top.