/ck/ - Food & Cooking

It wasn't a scam, it was an art project for a "future of refrigeration" contest. We just spammed it a lot here because it looked cool and retards thought it was real.
They didn't even try to pretend it was real, like the Heinz Beanzawave.

>>17303734
>old 'cool shit to buy' /b/ threads

>>17303744
>old "spying through unlocked webcam and baby monitor" /x/ threads

>>17303753
>tfw used to be active on /sci/x/ck/ but /ck/ is the only tolerable board left

Smalt, the "smart" salt dispenser

this piece of shit

>>17303734

smart rechargeable wine bottle with touchscreen

>>17303773
How to reveal you're slavic or a SEA monkey in one post.
Hell, by the latest numbers, nearly 50% of eastern european households now have microwaves.

>>17303777
Witnessed. This is truly truly a terrible idea, and some engineer had to put in serious work to get it working. What a waste.

has there been a single useful "smart" kitchen anything?

>>17303777
>>17303787
It was literally just a photoshop mockup and the conpany, Kuvée, went out of business in a year and ran away with the money without a single design prototype.

>>17303734
is this some shit from The Sims?

>>17303734

>>17303794
99% of this crap doesn't even make it beyond the stage of design mockups and promotional videos. Those that do, like >>17303768 are usually ridiculed by and large.
Most of this shit is nothing but tech show garbage from "engineers" getting grant and investment money to develop something horrible that attracts the attention of "tech """"news"""" outlets". It's a colossal circlejerk of wasted resources before the money runs out, people forget that they posted about it five billion times, and the thing is forgotten because we have "THE NEXT BIG UPCOMING THING" in yet another garbage expo.

Not just these appliances, either. Shit like "cultured meat" has been the darling of the crap tech """news""" industry for over a decade now. You will live to see manmade garbage that will never actually appear on store shelves.

>>17303753
>old streetcam threads with a random anon saying "i know where that is" and then doing something silly on camera

>>17303888
CARD STAND
15 MINUTES

>>17303896
anon sometimes delivered

>>17303896

>>17303896
I want to go back so badly. This hit hard for some reason.

>>17303794
Air Fryers

>>17303921
The madman he actually did it

>>17303753
kek

>>17304311
what happened to the good old days

>>17303903
ohh boy I forgot all about this

>>17304324
just place it in the footwell of the rear seats?

>>17304337
Better yet, just don't drive like a retard

>>17303760
I poated on /sci/ once asking "whats the scientific reason for hebephilia". There were about 50 interesting replies before one of the mods cucked out and issued a 28 day global ban. As much as they mock redditors for it the 4chan mods also are only scientists conditionally when it doesnt hurt their feelings.

>>17304332
I’d buy that honestly

>>17303760
/sci/ has turned to complete shit. it's been completely taken over by stormfront like the rest of the website

>>17303761
>salt
Yes """salt""" dispenser

>>17304387
>>17304418
The duality of newfags.

>>17303852
I miss the anon that bought and reviewed this. What a shitty product lol

>>17303734
>remember the slime fridge
no, I don't

Anons like to shit on air fryers, but that bitch was one of my best purchases. My old room mate once set my damn kitchen on fire trying to fry some chicken wings. After we got a new house, I set a rule banning deep frying fucking ANYTHING, but my dude loved him some fried wings. So I bought him an air fryer for his birthday and he loved the thing. Whenever he cooked something in it, you could smell it from anywhere in yhe house, shit was cash.
>>17304332
That's actually kinda cute.

>>17304311
>guy with his cock out
sure.
>depressed-looking dog sitting next to him
jesus christ.

>>17304465
Got a link to the thread?

>>17303753
Those were always fun, it felt powerful to just tap into somebody's home and peek around

>>17304344
>Smalt
lovely, just what we need more plastic chemicals in our food... lazy ameritard thinking

>>17303761
>tape an Alexa on top of an electric salt grinder
>charge $900
Genius

>>17304387
try stop being a pedo?

>>17303753
it's not possible to do it anymore?

>>17303803
?? They actually sold these monstrosities for a year before going out of business
https://youtu.be/i3XpP6qdKac

>>17303753
Every once in a blue moon those still pop up on /g/
Always pretty fun to go through them

>>17303896
>>17303903

>>17303896
Fucking hell, I'd forgotten about that. How long has it been?

>>17303761

>>17303768
>>17303818

>>17304989
At least they were racemixing non-whites

>>17303768
That was ~ALLEGEDLY~ a money washing operation.

>>17304733
https://archived.moe/ck/thread/17160007/

>>17305151
>https://archived.moe/ck/thread/17160007/
how to see images if thread is already 404d?

>>17304324
he drives home and eats cold food instead of fresh warm food in the parking lot.
gigglinggirls.jpg

>>17305242
>eat in your car
>try to talk shit
Just get in the restaurant, they have chairs and tables, ffs.

This is probably one of the worst offenders. An egg try that tells you when your eggs will spoil and how many are left.

>>17305255
well you can eat with the crazies and druggies that park in there but I won't.

>>17305268
That freedom though. Yeah I see what the problem is, your society is rotten to the core.

>>17304311
Do these websites still exist? I remember poking through them and just seeing boring backyards.

>>17303768
the AvE teardown for this was fucking glorious

>>17304733
Here you go anon >>/ck/thread/S17160007

>>17303888
>>17303896
These were really fun threads. We found some REALLY bizarre insecams on that site. There was one in a teen girls shared bedroom no fuckin joke. That was a legendary thread

>>17303784
Cope and enjoy your tasteless cancer rich food

>>17305259
Naw that's.. That's ok. Coming from a home with a lot of sporadic egg eaters, it would be nice to just know how many damn eggs I have at home and if I need to buy more or not. That said I'd need at least 4 and they'd need to be free.

>>17303768
>Juicer that needs internet access so it can make sure your Juicero™ Pack is an authentic Juicero™ Juice™ pack before it squeezes the contents into your glass
>The pack is just fruit pulp that you can squeeze 85% of the juice out with your bare hands

>>17305615
didn't they actually squeeze more out of it
by hand than the machine would?

>>17305615
>beeteedubs thatll be fucking $18 a glass for the juice and you need to send us back the empty packet or we are keeping your $4 a pack deposit :^)

>>17303852
Why would anyone think this was a good idea?

>>17304418
>it's been completely taken over by stormfront like the rest of the website

>>17303768
Didn't the guy who made this go on to sell natural water that he got from like a stream next to a road? Like it would turn green from algae and he said that's how you know it's alive.

>>17304311
>guy jacking it with his dog cuddled up next to him
unhinged

>>17304995
as someone who got into juicing last year, the entire concept is baffling. one of the best parts about a good juicer is after the upfront cost, its just the price of fruits and veggies to get great juice. i dont want to have to buy a pack for a 600% up charge on fruits and veggies

>>17305774

>>17305838
>>17304709
>not JOing in the company of your dog-bro

>>17303761
I loathe electric saltgrinders like you wouldn't believe.
>sitting down for a delicious meal with family or friends
>some chill music, way in the background
>"Hey, could you pass me the salt?"
>Here you go. Anyway, just the other day we h-
>WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>SSSSKKKKKKKKKRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE
And now these conartists made it even shittier by taping a fuckin Alexa™ onto it

>>17303761
the promo video for that made it clear exactly what kind of "salt" it was designed to portion out during your parties and gatherings

>>17305593
Bold words for a man currently being bombarded with non-ionizing radiation

>>17304873
Backstory,

>>17305876
that looks like a girl dog...

>>17304995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOgIHOtSZGo

>>17306038
you had to be there

>>17306038
1. someone posted the link to the cam, always the same ol' card stand, so as you can imagine they low key knew that happened every once in a while
2. somebody replied that he'd be there in x minutes (optional)
3. somebody appeared in the cam and knocked the card stand off
4. lulz were had

>>17304418
Are you literally retarded? /sci/ is probably the 3rd most tankie board behind /lit/ and /tv/

>>17304340
It's all fun and games until you realize it's a bitch to clean and put away.

>>17305996
That doesn't make any sense. It shits the product out into a little tray, and no one gives a fuck about getting exactly however many grams of blow.

>>17305911
This is really bad and can be done with a piece of plywood.

>>17305593
Ok now I DEFINITELY you're slavic poverty fag.

>>17306042
Better hope she doesn't go into heat.

>>17303734
I want to fuck the slime fridge

>>17304344
I'd use this. Looks pretty functional

>>17306240
Or..just by running it through your fist or any other kitchen utensil like a fork?

>>17305292
OUR society not mine.

>>17305180
warosu.org archives the full images

>>17305862
i've had various juicers since 2013. when i saw this thing for the first time, my face and stomach hurt from laughing. sooo fucking stupid.
best juicers are twin gear slow masticators.
never fall for le internet of things garbage.

>>17303734
I remember reading National Geographic Kids! magazines when I was younger, and they sometimes had cool technology articles, and this fridge was on one of the lists; I specifically remember it because I thought it was cool as hell. They tried to sell it as a real thing so hard for some reason.

>>17305593
I absolutely loathe idiots so much.

>>17303734
How is it a scam?
Did they take pre-orders and ghost everyone?

>>17304796
Webcam watch threads usually get banned on sight now. Legal and moral reasons, you know. The internet isn't lawless anymore.

>>17304324
Or you could just not drive like a maniac.

>>17303768
the best part about this piece of shit was the guy that reviewed it that showed you could squeeze more juice out of the bags with your bare hands than you would get using the machine

>>17307719
Go faster you pussy.

til half of /ck/ doesn't know what scam means.

>>17307735
yes we do, although you spelled it incorrectly

>>17307735
I hope you suffer an embolism

>>17305242
Not him but I have seat heaters in my car. I unironically need to start using them more for this

>>17303734
resealable packaging

>>17307839
won't that make the farts rise out into the food

>>17307850
lmao I don't have any friends obviously

>>17307727
you can knead dough with your bare hands too but people still buy stand mixers so they don't have to live like a medieval peasant

>>17304989
>track
>monitor
>control
oh no no no

>>17304418
Imagine being retarded enough to think this is true

Alright, I got the next big scam! A smart charcuterie board.

Put a tablet in a wooden box, have arrangement suggestions displayed on the tablet, put a stupid quiz thing in it to determine what you like, link it to some supplier to send ""curated"" assortments of food, and have it play music or some shit like Smalt so it's also an entertainment center.

Who wants to donate to my Kickstarter?

>>17308289
nah anon
I am still waiting for someone to invent the smart egg opener

>>17304311
ngl that's a pretty decent sized wang

>>17304324
Shit, there's times I've got groceries or odd things that are a bitch to get home safely sometimes. I daily a 41 year old truck, not a lot of options with a benchseat.

>>17303761
This was so popular when it came out they even dedicated and designed an internet forum based on it.
They called it reddit.

>>17304340
"I will ruin this bird with my anger!"

>>17306207
wtf
did you mean to type something else besides /tv/?
because that's board is literally overridden with /pol/tards.

>>17308345
That's the minimum for a woman's satisfaction, anon. It isn't flaccid.

>>17304418
>>17306207

It's fucking both. They're constantly flinging shit at each other. It's either that or some schizo who thinks that theories that have been established and verified for fucking centuries at this point are false without ever giving a reason.

I just wanted a board where I could share the pains of being a physicist and know I wasn't the only one.

>>17308201
don't you dare defend the 700 dollar caprisunsqueezer you animal

>>17308521

Seriously, imagine being such a mindless contrarian that you would defend the Juicero even ironically.

>>17308521
does capri sun have chunks of fruit and pulp in it?

>>17304418
>/sci/ has turned to complete shit. it's been completely taken over by stormfront like the rest of the website
>>17305863
>
>>17304761
>>Smalt
>lovely, just what we need more plastic chemicals in our food... lazy ameritard thinking
>>17304765
>try stop being a pedo?
>>17308463
>wtf
>did you mean to type something else besides /tv/?
>because that's board is literally overridden with /pol/tards.
>>17308505
>It's fucking both. They're constantly flinging shit at each other. It's either that or some schizo who thinks that theories that have been established and verified for fucking centuries at this point are false without ever giving a reason.
>I just wanted a board where I could share the pains of being a physicist and know I wasn't the only one.

>>17308858
White people burning white people burning, put your hands up!

>>17308505

Tooker never shits up the board like the endless IQ and vax threads. The schizos are mostly ignorable.

>>17308868
>White people burning white people burning, put your hands up!
>>17308889
>Tooker never shits up the board like the endless IQ and vax threads. The schizos are mostly ignorable.

>>17305643
there was a thread on here a while ago about some guy that ate them, or a modern incarnation

>>17303794
Yeah a programmable mr coffee so you could have it brewing before you wake up and save yourself 5-10 min in the morning.
Or you could just not be a wagie

>>17304518
It’s just a small convection oven. It doesn’t fry anything.

>>17304709
That’s just how sleepy dogs look

>>17303826
Is it bad though? I'm quite entertained by the existence of these ideas. Juicero alone has probably entertained me for over an hour, and I didn't even have to buy one.

>>17303896
>this was ELEVEN YEARS AGO

>>17308505
>>17308889

Based /ck/ janies doing God’s work. We see you.

>>17304324
This is actually a good idea

>>17305565
i'm kinda realizing why we don't have a se/ck/ret santa like /k/.
imagine giving an anon a $100 gift of a cool knife and some authentic spices or something, only to get this garbage.

>>17308463
>everything is overridden by /pol/
The point of this entire site is to be able to discuss tv, literature, or cooking while able to say nigger. Go to Reddit or Facebook if you don't like it.

>>17308889
Infinity hat is unironically good

>>17304326
That looks fragile as fuck

>>17303734
Plastic bags are a massive scam, they're inferior to Tupperware in literally every way and I'll never understand why people use them. They're not reusable, they're harder to pour food into, they don't stack, they're generally just awful. Only use case I can see is if you're out hiking or at the beach or something and want to bring food but don't want to carry containers back. I'll never understand the retards that have a fridge full of these.

>>17308475
>that’s the minimum
It’s over for me

>>17303768
obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cp-BGQfpHQ

>>17306241
I make more money in a single day than you will ever do in your entire pathetic lifetime

>>17307690
Me too
Thats why I call out microwave loving retards all the time

>>17309562
And yet you can't afford a microwave.

>>17304311
I always wondered why do people have cameras hooked to the internet placed in their rooms like this?

>>17309708
They usually set up a wireless/internet-connected security camera but don't bother securing it or just use the default out-of-box security. Autists and asiatic hackermen spend hours scouring addresses for unlocked cameras on the off chance they might find something interesting or of value.

>>17304842
Now I want to hack this, put Linux on it and watch weird porn on my wine bottle while getting drunk.

>>17309562
>I make more money in a single day than you will ever do in your entire pathetic lifetime

>>17309075
what a bizarre strawman, why did you even reply to me.

>>17311341
>what a bizarre strawman, why did you even reply to me.
>>17308463
>wtf
>did you mean to type something else besides /tv/?
>because that's board is literally overridden with /pol/tards.

>>17303773
moved into my current house and left my microwave at the old place. It's been five years and I don't miss it at all, heating food in a pan or oven or air fryer is far superior

>>17311225
Test

>>17311454
I can't imagine going five years without making popcorn. I'd like a popcorn machine, that'd be nice.

>>17311574
All you need is a big pot and olive oil. Tastes 1000 times better than microwaved

>>17311574
what, just make it stove top...
it's so much better tasting than microwave, plus you avoid the ridiculous amount of PFOAs in microwave popcorn.

>>17311589
I use canola oil and butter, olive oil can give the popcorn a funny taste in my opinion.

>>17304518
I'm gonna try to say this as nicely as possible...

did you ever consider that the problem wasn't the deep fryer?

>>17311613
setting the kitchen on fire was definitely the roomies fault.
but an open vat of 375° oil is the most dangerous thing in a kitchen by far.

>>17304337
Lmao faggot detected. What piece of shit do you drive? If you drive one of the fastest cars in japan like me then your bag of maccy D's is falling over no matter where you put.
Dumb cunt bet you can't even drive a manual lmao

>>17303753
For me it was the lostboy.exe RAT incident and the ensuing week of paranoia and hilarity on /v/.

>>17311774
Ok Adam

>>17305379
You can still find some on shodan.io

I actually have one! It was fun but now I have induction cooktop and so it's useless

>>17313794
Couldn't you just "pan fry" the salt block in an induction compatible vessel? Would make clean up a bit easier having it sitting in a reservoir for any juices that might escape.

>>17305596
Dude just buy more eggs it cost like $2 a dozen max

>>17309176
I only use them for things that can go in a backpack and don't need to take up a lot of space, also I put my fish in them when I go fishing

>>17309050
To be fair that happens with every secret santa, inevitably. I've given out nice figures on /a/ many years only to recieve basically nothing in return. Its part of the the deal.

>>17309176
Ironically, i use ziploc bags for a lot of things, but none of them involve food. They're convenient for storing small pieces.

>>17305379
I think there's still that famous one with the Korean woman who never leaves her house that was famous for awhile

>>17308856
Sometimes they have mold in them, does that count?

>>17313883
Didn't they fix this years ago

>>17309176
The advantage is that they’re disposable retard. Tupperware is gross, since it absorbs odours and stains which imparts awful smells and taste into whatever you store in it. Ziplocks are clean, cheap and easy to use, throw away and purchase again. Only penny pinching dementia ridden grandma’s love Tupperware. If you really want containers you’d buy glass.

>>17311930
That's very cool Bateman but that's nothing.
Remember 4chan.js or 4chan.hta which later became Cornelia the sentient spambot?

>>17303921
hahahhaah so kino

>>17308988
Cope ovenfag. You cant even bring along oven on a trip

>>17314165
You never heard of a tabletop oven? Beats the shit out of the meme fryer

>>17304989
holy shit bros
>they have the guy cooking for his wife and wife's boyfriend in the promo video
they knew what they were doing

>>17305643
>Vegetable

>>17309176
>Not using a Ziploc bag inside a Tupperware

>>17311596
>the ridiculous amount of PFOAs in microwave popcorn.
What's it like being one of the idiot schizos shitting up the board?

>>17311589
Olive oil has way too low of a smoke point. You'll either need to pour a whole cup in or keep adding more as it evaporates. Peanut or canola oil would be a better choice here.

>>17305593
>dude microwaves are like radiation, right?

>>17314188
if you don't have friends I guess this would seem like a foreign concept to you

>>17314188
You absolute retard.

>>17314235
>>the ridiculous amount of PFOAs in microwave popcorn.
>What's it like being one of the idiot schizos shitting up the board?
>>17314306
>if you don't have friends I guess this would seem like a foreign concept to you
>>17314309
>You absolute retard.

>>17314251
I make it all the time with evoo. It's delicious

>>17314335
Not a single argument, I guess you give up. Microwaved foods are safe to consume, after all!

>>17303826
I have heard that the seemingly massive influx of them recently is a money laundering front

Why do american be very of the dumb of stupid?????

>>17314335
>wojak
You're an animal wearing human skin.

>>17304344
fuck you i'll drive retarded and make a big goddamn mess

>>17303760
/an/ is generally pretty comfy. very slow board but people just post about animals they like or think are cute. the furry shit generally gets shouted down, too

>>17309020
Too bad it was already invented.

>>17313894
The bottoms are now transparent so you can see if they're fucked up

>>17308367
Stock the bags properly for fuck's sake. Heavy on one side, then you lean that side into the seat.
Literally never had a problem.

>>17314417
I really enjoy browsing /an/ as well, but you and I both know that
>the furry shit generally gets shouted down
is just a blatant lie

>>17314473
It doesn't say on that box "hang it from a string in your car to grab the top of bags to prevent them from falling over"

>>17314235
It may not be “ridiculous” amounts but they are certainly there.

It takes 2 seconds to look up.

>>17303777
But can it run doom?

>>17303777
beautiful design my ass

>>17304324
>imagine owning a car that doesn’t already have these bad boys
ngmi

>>17305593
You know microwaves aren't radioactive right anon?

>>17311855
>

>>17303768
i kind of wish i owned one of these now as a conversation piece

>>17315397
Owning anything other than a coupe and/or motorcycle means you've given up on life

>>17304344
the idea of storing a sandwich at all but also doing it vertically leaves me viscerally disgusted

>>17315922
>Why yes, I am a massive retard. Thank you for noticing. Now about that bridge you wanted to sell me...

>>17305596
why do you need a device? you see the eggs every single time you open the fridge just make it a habit to note the number

>>17311574
Nigger, popcorn?
Of all the things the enslaved cavity magnatron can be used for, popcorn?

>>17309176
>what is freezing things

>>17303734
i still want one bros

>>17315938
not to use, dummy. as a tiny monument to trump era VC idiocy. it's like having a edsel

>>17303753
Does anyone remember those threads on /b/ where these Russian couples could have cameras in every room in their house? They knew they were being recorded but lived their life normally. We’d watch them come home from work, watch tv, take shits and fuck each other. I want reassurance that this was real.

Do you think you could fuck the fridge?

>>17316065
I'd be surprised if that wasn't the main motivation for its development in the first place

>>17303760
/trash/ is surprising comfy

>>17316036
I think I know what you're referring to. It was Пoвceднeвнaя жизнь c двyмя пpидypкaми (лaйкни и пoдпишиcь)

Really good stuff.

>>17303734
>The jew fears the fridge he can't give you electrical fees for using
Based.

>>17315932
Must be hard not having friends.

>>17306038
Newfag pls leave

>>17315932
Owning a motorcycle is the embodiment of giving up on life and hoping that a minor accident is most likely fatal.

It's also super fucking gay riding on someone's hog. Motorcycle? More like Homosexual.

>>17315966
>ironically buying something to own the capitalists
Go back to your bunker, faggot.

>>17316173
This, but only if you’re literally gay and suck off dog cock.

>>17304332
theproblem with this is that so many people buy junk out of novelty and end up with a tacky ugly mess of a room with 0 concept of aesthetics.

Unironically get a real wood magnetic knife block.

>>17314274
Stick your head in one and see for yourself

>>17315640
Neither are phones, computers electric appliances and so on
Yet EMFs do cause cancer

>>17314350
>Not a single argument, I guess you give up. Microwaved foods are safe to consume, after all!
>>17314407
>>wojak
>You're an animal wearing human skin.
>>17314395
>Why do american be very of the dumb of stupid?????
>>17318024
>Must be hard not having friends.
>>17315966
>not to use, dummy. as a tiny monument to trump era VC idiocy. it's like having a edsel

>>17305643
I never understood the appeal of this meme.
>hehe lets print a fake package and pretend it's an actual product

It's peak bugman level of humor because it's only funny if you actually believe that this a real product.

>>17319799
>fake
Apparently you've never seen some of the weird shit that winds up in dollar stores.

>>17319804
>BUT WHAT IFFF

Fuck off, that pictured product doesnt exists and 99,9% of the other funny "food products placed in supermarket shelf" dont exist either.

You are literally a bugman.

>>17319814
The reality is, most people look at that and laugh, not giving a shit if it's real or not.
Literally no one cares but you.
It can be funny for the very simple reason that it could be real. It doesn't deserve more thought than that.

>>17304418
>/sci/ has turned to complete shit. it's been completely taken over by stormfront like the rest of the website

>>17308463
>wtf
>did you mean to type something else besides /tv/?
>because that's board is literally overridden with /pol/tards.

>>17314179
an air fryer has more concentrated and stronger heat, it gets stuff crispy quickly

>>17319367
microwaves dont hurt you because they're radioactive, but because it warms up water so your cells burn

>>17303777
>Good 'Ole Screw Cap
Kek

>>17303794
Smart fridges.

>>17304332
The whole point of a knife block is to safely hide the sharp ends...

>>17314188

>>17305643
This is fake and made by some guy on Instagram like the foreskins or Mac and cheese ball.
>>17303852
This is real its called SquareEat

>>17319992
You'd think, but those retards who like to show off their collections buy those chunky magnetic strips that leave all the blades exposed.

>>17319992
which that would effectively do, since you couldn't accidentally impale yourself on the sharp end due to the figure blocking any possible impalement route. but you knew that and were just being contrary for the sake of it.

tl;dr hop back on that dick

>>17309176
I use them all the time to portion out eat for the freezer. 150g of ground beef that I then smoosh down very flat. This way the meat can defrost in literally 10-15 mins. I use the tiny snack sized ones to hold a chicken breast or pork loin chop.

>>17320151
If you plan to use sandwich bread, sandwich bags are perfect for storing hamburger.

>>17304765
Hebe literally not pedo by definition, can you read?

>>17303734
Wouldn't the slime get moldy from whatever remnants come off the food? And if you use meat it's instant cross contamination

>>17308201
Bread kneaders aren't a modern invention, they found kneading machines in ancient Pompeii.

>>17305596
Eggs in the UK have expiry dates printed on them.

>>17303760
/sfg/ on /sci/ is tolerable and even fun sometimes, but a lot of the schizos leak in and you have to be at least a moderate tier rocket autist to get what they're talking about. /x/ sucks so hard now, was only a couple of years ago too that it still had fun greentexts and actually spooky threads

>>17319975
smart fridges are absolute meme tier, that will break after a couple of years when the software support for it stops

>>17319881
>stormfront
Holy shit, nigga, what fucking decade are you from? Even I haven’t visited Stormfront in years, and I’m an actual Nazi.

>>17321100
Oops, meant for >>17304418.

>>17303734
Is that a goldfish that's to the right of their hand?

>>17320525
here in America, you go to the farm, pick up some fresh eggs, and eat them without worrying about when they expire. why the hell do you need an expiry date if you're not hoarding shit?

>>17305259
Egg trays are retarded to begin with. Eggs don't need to be refrigerated.

>>17319367
stick your head in an oven, or your hand in a fire, both of them heat things, but they aren't radioactive you bumblefuck.

>>17319367
>i choose my cooking appliances by how willing i am to stick my head in one
Bro, what.

>>17321354
>here in America, you go to the farm, pick up some fresh eggs
After they've been washed in chemicals, yeah?

>>17321642
No.

>>17321642
Well water is a chemical so I guess technically yeah.

>>17305643
I would think if you were going to put your fake box on a shelf to take the picture you wouldn't put it between two boxes of vegetarian food from the same brand.
>Amy's/MEAT/Amy's

>>17314179
>>17319936
They're literally the same thing, except a toaster oven can do things other than just """fry"""

>>17321625
Neither is a microwave you gigantic fucking moron holy shit this is literally high school physics we're talking here, how stupid are you?

>>17321642
>>here in America, you go to the farm, pick up some fresh eggs
>After they've been washed in chemicals, yeah?

>>17319814
It's a real, actual product, and you can look it the fuck up. Idiot

>>17304995
So what is the actual supposed benefit? You get your juice in a bag that gets dispensed by a machine instead buying a bottle of juice that you pour yourself? The bags don't look like they have actual fruits in them since they're so small so it's not actually juicing anything right?

>>17304324
Close bag.
Everything gets soggy

>>17321436
American eggs do since they wash them after they're laid which prevents them from forming some sort of layer that helps keep them fresh

>>17320032
I'd feel bad for the guy but that meat vagina pun was godawful so now I just hope that is all fake.

>>17315932
My Camry just werks(tm).
>>17318106
Top fucking kek.

>>17320324
Anon, are you placing raw meat in your fridge?

>>17305259
>when your eggs will spoil
I've never had an egg spoil before. I've had some in the fridge over a month, maybe approaching two months, and they were still fine. murica btw

>>17308289
thats actually smart as fuck. I wouldnt buy it, but I'd invest in it

>>17309176
I usually use them for cheese. I used to use them for more, but i got a good selection of pyrex tupperware since then. but pyrex is a set size, whereas plastic bags only have to be as big as the food

>>17322496
>wouldnt buy it, but I'd invest in it
lmao

>>17314635
>literally can't think outside the box

>>17319377
Are they as dangerous as the giant explosion in the sky that's been raging on for the last few billion years?

>>17305774
Moot reset Pol the first time for a reason

>>17321625
>>17319367
Thermal radiation or microwave radiation, pick your poison.
They're both as electromagnetic

>>17313810

Because it shatters. I sold these when I worked are Williams Sonoma. Total bullshit. Makes everything so unbelievably salty. Like theres a recipe for chocolate chip cookies on a salt block. Disgusting.

>>17318106
>It's also super fucking gay riding on someone's hog. Motorcycle? More like Homosexual.

gaymosexual literally can't stop thinking about cocks.

>>17321354
why are you lying?

>>17323147
He's not. I thought it was bullshit too but you can go up to anyone who bought into the backyard chicken coop meme, and buy their eggs. It's crazy, I know. What are they trying to do, start a farm? Idk, but I pay for a dozen eggs with spare change. I can ask for a warm one if I want it that fresh, but I'd rather it get chilled asap for safety reasons.

>>17309176
being disposable can be a plus rather than a downside if you ever leave your house

they're also the next best thing after a vacuum sealer for minimizing how much air is with your food, and can potentially use a lot less space than tupperware

>>17306038
Followed by shit threads of random live cams of places no one ever went to

>>17323249
you can do that, but I doubt even 10% of the population does. a far cry from "here in america we do this"

>>17303921
Jokerpilled

>>17323249
based
>>17323300
cringe

>>17323323
faggot.

>>17303753
>that schizo thread about humans brains being put into hospital manequins

>>17321645
Yes
>>17321648
No, chlorine.

>>17320525
yeah you cant trick me, im not ingesting no fucking vaxxine no matter what its in

>>17323255
>being disposable
That's not even true. I reuse my bags by filling them with boiling water to sterilize them after each use. I can get like 8-9 uses out of each bag before they leak and I have yet to get sick.

>>17323723

>>17321817
I literally stated that they aren't radioactive, learn some reading comprehension.

>>17323723
My grandma used to do that with newspaper bags and aluminum foil. Grossed the hell out of me.

>>17323728
Why do you fags fall for the worst bait? Who saves that shit?

>>17304465
I'm still here

>>17304873
A better time
A different time
An ancient age long gone by

>>17307156
me! i swear it was the same issue with water+lemon juice cars

>>17320032

>>17303753
The webcam threads were so fucking creepy and wild but man were they fun.
>that one unsecured webcam thread where we found a pizza restaurant worker jacking off then go back to making pizzas without even washing his hands
>restaurant is found almost immediately and the whole thread watches as he answers dozens of prank calls asking for the jerkin' jack's special with extra white sauce

That thread was amazing and I've only seen it mentioned once since then, granted it was over a decade ago. I miss those days like you wouldn't believe.

>>17324111
I can't believe that anon died from the shitty food squares. Sometimes I can still hear him typing away. R.i.P. :(

>>17320032
i like to think i would kick him out but i also would not have such a horrible plan

>>17322814
Which one are you more adapted to?
If you can get your D vitamin and melatonin from EMFs go for it

>>17303734

>>17306578
>>17306240
Or you know... just use your fucking fingers.

>>17324565
Kill it with fire

>>17324670
we've tried i'm afraid

>>17303734
Holy shit I was hanging around in this thread yesterday only to today talk to someone employed by a company called Brü AG. It's basically the Juicero for tea. Seems everyone is trying to get in on the great Nespresso scam.

>>17324565
This is fake right? Don't explain how it's obviously fake, I just need the source.

>>17315938
>>17318739
He said owned, not bought you faggot.

>>17321789
No, retard.
By your retard logic, a space heater is also an air fryer and toaster oven.

>>17308201
Wow, someone actually defending Juicero. You're pretty dumb aren't you

>>17309075
You can say nigger and like and all those other lovely racial epithets as much as you like. I've never been banned for saying any of that. The problem is when there's a discussion about actual cooking methods in a thread and then some prick comes in whining about how Trump really won the election or how Biden sniffs kids. Keep the fucking politics on the politics board.

>>17324820
It's fake. I saw this a year ago and found out that it's some taiwanese artist he has a YouTube channel full of weird shit like this.

>>17324565
Goddammit.

>>17319377
Cell phones and electric appliances don't cause cancer retard, this has been studied extensively for decades

>>17320525
>eating jabbed eggs

>>17325219
>Asbesthos and ddt dont cause cancer either retard!! This has been studied researched and deboonked!
Brought to you buy doctors and scientists who smoke camel and only eat crisco!

>>17325271
But that argument can be applied to literally anything.
>You say wood doesn't cause cancer? They said the same thing about ASBESTOS!
The majority of common objects don't cause cancer, so there's no reason to think that any given random object causes cancer unless you have some kind of evidence or explanation about why it should. In the case of cell phones, neither exists, so it's not a very reasonable belief.

>>17305629
Yeah, I saw multiple people do that exact test and IIRC every single one got better results by hand.

>>17309010
No it wasn't

>>17308889
There's way more schizos than just tooker. If you learn to identify them you come to the realization that ~50% of posts on /sci/ are the same people blathering about the same things every single day for years on end without evolving their opinions at all. It's the go to destination for people who could never cut it in an actual science and decided that means everyone else is wrong such as the black holes guy, clamp guy, the handful of electric universe idiots etc

>>17319881

someone recommend me a good non samsung fridge fuck
fuck samsung fridges

>>17326271
you're not supposed to use your fridge for that, you degenerate

>>17325909
ywnbaw

>>17320032
I have to tell myself this is one of those "all the stories posted here are falsehoods". Its too painful otherwise.

>>17304344
who the fuck has so much fucking ziploc backs in his fridge that he needs an organizer? eat your fucking leftovers, faggot

>>17324933
You fell for the air fryer meme, cope more.

>ctrl+f flatev
>0/0

it's literally tortilla juicero

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stTzLmoStsU