/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Have Chef Mike defrost the meat

Butterin pan, heat to 4.

Let meat equillibrate for a few minutes, the center is still frozen

Meat in, stir till not red

Once fried, remove meat, but keep juices in the pan as much as you can

What are we cooking tonight, chief?

>>17300333
I'm here.

>>17300438
Risotto, last time I made it here it was decried as "Abomination," so I made some changes to make it more authentic.
>>17300445
Me too buddy, me too

Chop one (1) onion and one (1) garlic clove

Moar butter, heat to 3.

>>17300456
yah gotta pic the green stuff out of the garlic, anon

>>17300456
>risotto
I knew it was going to be something classy from the cheap beer and dirty stove.

>>17300462
Too late
>>17300465
Deer meat cause beef is too expensive, but it's classier than the "Busch Light Cheesy Rice" I made last time.

Veg to pan, low n slow

>>17300465
Lmao

>>17300333
>Bud light bottles
Payday?

>>17300484
lol

Crack open that fine vintage while you wait.

>>17300488
Are you having a date over?

>>17300486
Bottles are cheaper at my Walmart
>>17300505
It's for the food, silly

When it's sufficiently brown and soft, add 1 and 1/2 cup of rice

>>17300518
>Walmart
This thread just keeps getting better.

>>17300524
Hold on to your pants then, it gets better

Fry it dry till it starts to smell "nutty," then add 1 cup of your wine.

>>17300542
Dropped pic

>>17300542
My balls smell nutty if I don't shower every day.

When it dries out, give it another half cup. 12 oz is what I shoot for cause that's usually how much beer I add

What to do with the rest of this?

>>17300554
Drink it or save it for your next meal

>>17300488
mmm a little peanut butter and black pepper on a spoon? shieet throw out the risotto

>>17300554
clean your stove with it

>>17300488
Why are your pants hanging on the back of a chair? Don't you have a laundry basket?

>>17300570
This shit tastes like cranberry juice mixed with store brand grape juice
>>17300575
That's for saniches

>>17300583
no
>>17300584
yes, but those are tomorrow's pants, gotta hang 'em up to dry after I wash them

After your rice dries out again, feed it broth a half cup at a time, would use beef, but Walmart only had chicken

>>17300590
>That's for saniches
even better

You all are picking on OP too much. I think his food and tastes are nice and I would definitely eat a meal with him, maybe even in a little skirt.

>>17300472
jesus, did you cut that with scissors?

can you take a photo ofyour stove? Looks like my shitty stove that I can't find a proper large drip tray for.

>>17300366
I want to sniff those workin’ man’s blue jeans

>>17300600
Needs jelly
>>17300603
Only if you are a woman (a real one) who digs guys that look like serial killers
>>17300607
NRA pocketknife
>>17300608
Here ya go

>>17300603
I would let op date my sister

>>17300623
>Only if you are a woman (a real one) who digs guys that look like serial killers
nope. Just a femboi

>>17300623
>NRA pocketknife

>>17300623
your stove is still better than mine.

damn

>>17300624
Mighty kind of ya
>>17300628
I got a buddy who might be interested, hope you like old Buicks
>>17300635
Yep

>>17300643
>NRA knife
Based. Hoosier NRA member here.

>>17300670
Iowan non-member, too much of a cheapass to pay dues

Half stick of butter as a finishing touch

>>17300670
Didn't they shut down?

>>17300674
I ‘member where you’re from we discussed /k/‘s shit LARP camo suggestions for deer hunting awhile back. Enjoy your cook alongs they be comfy

very comfy thread

>>17300505

>>17300710
Used to be married to a redhead. Still trying to recover from all the passive aggressive traumas....

>>17300710
>>17300747
God I want to eat a pale redheads stained asshole so bad

>>17300676
No Idea, heard about some kind of embezzlement though
>>17300684
Thanks fren, there will be many more
>>17300689
Stop along and out on some Johnny Cash, that's what I'm doing

Half pound of shredded Italian Style cheese to give that authentic flavor.

>>17300762
My ex-wife is in a long term relationship but that won't stop her from letting you tung her bung. You may even know her from her youtube ads if ur close

>>17300771
>some kind of embezzlement though
Apparently they got denied bankruptcy

>>17300762
>>17300773
Horny on /ck/, weird but ok
>>17300777
Sounda about right, it's an overgrown boomer club at its core

Stringy

Reintroduce your meat, and simmer it till it warms back up

wa la
risotto authentico

>>17300873
looks disgusting

>>17300873

>>17300879
>>17300885
Was pretty good, added some Worcestershire for better flavor

>>17300873
Looks aren't that great but would eat if my drinking bud whipped this up for us

>>17300949
It would've looked way better with white wine instead of red, but I made it to eat, not to look at.

Now to finish this bottle, I'm gonna hate me in the morning.

>>17300992
>I'm gonna hate me in the morning
If you get the perfect drunk Tonight you will wake up loving life.

>>17301009
Wine gives me the worst hangovers, even if I don't drink that much

Music of the hour

>>17300873
vile

>>17301021
What is it? More ccr?

>>17300890
>large blue jeans hanging on chairs
>floor laminate table top
>trash on floor in the background
>plastic designer corkscrew
>light fluid on the kitchen floor table
>grandma plates from a flea market

>>17301043
delicioso
>>17301050
Commander Cody and his Lost Planet Airmen. Pretty damn good band.
>>17301052
To cheap to buy new clothes after I lost weight, and that ain't trash, it's accessories for my record player.

>>17301114
Pic of record that I dropped

>>17301120
I just listened to most of it. Wasn't bad. It's no anal cunt but....

>>17301225
Noice, yeah, only guys who've heard of this band are over 50, so I like spreading it around. "Hot Rod Lincoln" was their big hit if you're looking for better listening.

The Busch cheesy rice seemed better. Sorry, hoss.

>>17300333
good thread
food looks like shit, but it probably taste decent
i don't care about presentation as well; as long as it taste good and hits my macros

>>17301238
>Hot Rod Lincoln"
Not quite 50 but I've heard this before

>>17301265
Eh, learn by doing
>>17301470
Tastes ok, shoulda used cheddar and beer like usual
>>17301494
I hyperbolize

Got that bottle drank, I have a headache already

>>17301533
good luck, king. I enjoy your threads, they are very cozy.

>>17301585
Thanks fren, next time I'll try something more adventurous, maybe.

Now to play New Vegas until I fall asleep

>>17300333
How much does Bud Light pay you to shill their product?

>>17300873

>>17301533
Drink some water

>>17301650
Where’d you divert to, nigger

>>17301662
Zero (0). I am not a picky man.
>>17301682
10-4, got me a liter

>>17301682
kek i hope that's real