/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17274294
>le reddit fish
>>>/r/CannedSardines

Based.

This is my go-to ramen lunch. It's easy to make, absolutely stuffed to the gills with flavor, and doesn't take a lot of time. There's very little veggie involved, so make sure to have a healthy dinner tonight.

Broth:
1.25 cups water
1/4 tsp hondashi*
2 tsp mirin**
1 tsp dark soy sauce (koikuchi shoyu)
1 tsp light soy sauce (utsukushi shoyu)***

1 green onion, sliced
1 can sardines, mackeral, or herring

1 bundle Hakubaku organic ramen****

Combine broth ingredients in a small pot. Bring to a simmer.
Meanwhile, boil a pot of water and cook ramen to package directions.

When the noodles are nearly finished, add the green onion and fish to the simmering brother.
Strain the noodles and add to a large bowl. Pour the soup on top. Serve and eat piping hot!

* Substitute fish sauce or MSG
** Substitute 2 tsp rice wine and 3/4 tsp sugar
*** Substitute regular soy sauce is fine
**** https://ii.worldmarket.com/fcgi-bin/iipsrv.fcgi?FIF=/images/worldmarket/source/22768_XXX_v1.tif&wid=480&cvt=jpeg

>>17274306
what does adult requests have to do with canned fish

Would you?

>>17274332
Enjoy your heavy metal poisoning

>>17274332
absolutely not

>>17274332

looks sus

>>17274294
for breakfast i made a sardine egg hash and ate it over rice. yum..

>>17274332

>>17274294
So basically, I hate fishy flavor but I enjoy some types of whitefish, as well as shellfish and scallops, but not oysters or mussels, etc. How can I enjoy deenz? I don't want to try them and scare myself off them forever because I understand the benefits and want to reap them... but damn, do I hate fishiness.

>>17274332
>edibility spice

>>17274332
I would have to be starving fuck no I would unironically rather eat dog.

>>17275444
try deenz in tomato or hot sauce, but they are pretty fishy

i like just good ol lightly smoked deenz in oil, desu

>>17276821
More or less fishy than canned tuna?

>>17274332
should be great, it's got edibility spice

>>17274311
>Substitute fish sauce
But how much? Surely more than a quarter tsp

usually hate fish, making fishermans eggs with sardines right now, ill let you know if i like it in 20 minutes.

>>17274332
i unironically enjoy this shit, but don't eat it often, i dont trust chinese products very much

Anyone try these yet? They are really good

>>17274294
Tried this for the first time ever and they have no texture at all, they just turn to mush in your mouth and have barely any flavor at all except a cat food like fishy flavor. I don't understand the hype at all, just take a fish oil pill or eat some canned salmon if you want more cheap Omega 3s

>>17278855
>i only like food if it feels like i'm putting a hard penis in my mouth
>oh a fish flavor but fish shouldn't taste like fish that's what cat food tastes like
>just have pills don't eat food
/ck/

>>17278855
that's on you for buying a crappy and probably cheap can of sardines

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlORfF81ZHM

>>17276855
way more fishy than tuna, tuna is mild compared to deenz, mack, kippers, etc

whats the consensus on matiz?

>>17274332
>sauce, plant oil, refined cane sugar, sauce, table salt, edibility spice
fucking kek

>>17280383
They're pretty good and high quality. Better than Bela's and Santo Amaro's, which I see as their main competitors. Nuri's are still better than all three though. If you can, try Trata's. Product of Greece and they're like the half way point between King Oscars and Spanish / Portuguese sardines. Not too small and mushy like King Oscars sometimes are, but not so huge that there's only three per tin. Still have the crunchy spine that any patrician will love.

Also, the Matiz tined octopus is not worth the price, I wouldn't bother with it.

>>17274332
yeah, do you guys think chinese don't eat canned fish or what?

>>17280778
chinese people eat pretty much everything, it's no surprise

>>17274294
i spit in every can if i worked at a fish canning factory. boy would that be awesome.

>>17281097
i dont think anyone could physically spit that much

Does anyone have a picture or source of a large can of fish? Like a 10# can? I cant seem to find anything bigger than an 8 oz can.

>>17280383
Chad-tier deenz. The Bonito del Norte and cockles are fantastic as well. For the past 2 nights I've had 2 cans of Matiz sardines and a bottle of Manzanilla for dinner! The only thing I don't like from them, as >>17280719
said, is the octopus- it's tasty but very expensive.

why is king oskar mediterranean style mackerel on multigrain wasa crackers the best snack money can buy?

>no brisling olive oil deenz
I hunger

>>17281185
what makes brisling deenz so good? I only really have access to atlantic big deenz

>>17281281
Way less fishy tasting, better flavour in my opinion. Order some off Amazon

>>17275444
kippers
if you don't like those just don't eat canned fish
and don't listen to pinheads that say kippers are more fishy than sardines, thats insane

>>17282006
kippers and poached eggs is a based breakfast

>>17282028
I fucking love them. Deenz are dead to me except maybe tomato or Mediterranean style fried with breadcrumbs with a little pasta. Kippers every time.

>>17278114
I'm sorry you didn't enjoy your fisherman's eggs, anon. Better luck next time!

>>17282033
finally a voice of reason. kippers>herring>salmon>deenz>tuna

There can only be one.

>>17274332
>Anticipate the fish of herring and lobster sauce

What did they mean by this?

>>17283325
It is war then

>>17274306
nigger

>>17283702
>dont eat if you're allergic to herring or shellfish
most likely.
I'm more interested in the spice of edibility. Seems like everyone here could use some of that

>>17275444
Canned deenz are high on fishy flavor. You can mask it though with herbs like parsley, mint and then lemon juice and zest or vinagre. You can further dilute the fishiness by mixing in a can of tuna.

Bump

I have high hopes for these . Trying acan with dinner .

>>17282006
Kippers are delicious. I rarely find them where I am though.

Canned cod liver is also very nice.

redpill me on yellowfin tuna

>>17284508
1. It's tuna.
2. It has mercury so you shouldn't eat more than 2 servings per week.
3. You bought it at Trader Joe's, so you paid too much for it.

bump

>>17274294

Why buy canned?

>>17285010
looks good my finnish friend

post more canned fish recipes

>>17278259
Ortiz is the final boss of deenz. So fucking good.

>found a box of 4 cans of K.O sardines that i got last christmas

like finding 20 dollars in your pocket, desu

>>17274294
>uncooked celery
Into the garbage it goes

>>17274332
>anticipate the fish of herring, lobster
>plant oil
>edibility spice
>product of china
no

Got into canned sardines and holy shit UK has crappy selection which is bonkers because we're an island, only ones I can find in store are store brands or John West which aren't bad and really cheap but just OK. Any bongs recommend good brands to get that aren't too pricey?

How'd I do bros?

Who else here a fan of the eastern european style sprats in oil?

>>17288954
never had them, kinda hard to find over here

>>17277915
I dont know, I haven't done the substitution in like a year. Add a little at a time; you can add it into your bowl as you eat if you want :^)

>>17284152
What'd you think? I've had some sanma in a similar can (different flavor though) from my local japanese market and they were good.

>>17288459
>kippers
Very based

bump

>>17289034
They were delicious . I liked them better then the majority of canned fish I’ve tried . The only downside is that they use some added sugar . I’ll certainly try other flavors . 6 grams isn’t too bad if I watch the carbs in the other parts of my meal .

>>17289641
Yeah, the japanese sanma cans I've had have all been unexpectedly sweet

>>17287365
You might want to check the John West website, they have quite a range.

>>17290154
Cheers man, found the John West and they're really good, no joke, I think I'll be getting a few from them as I'm not too sure on the difference between them and store brands.

bump

>>17288459
I'm not a big fan of the provence nicoise from freshe. The other one is good. Never actually tried Bar Harbor's products

That being said an actual nicoise salad is really great

>>17275444
Make a crabcake but sub deenz for crab.
Fucking delicious, I know someone posted their recipe here once.

>>17286658
DUDE, just bought these, They good? How should I eat them? I plan on straight out the can

I really like Tiny Tots . I know they’re the same thing , I still like them better .

>>17288459
>upside down
Not bad, for an Australian. Although, the "small meat, big protein" selections are mostly meme.

>>17288954
>eastern european oil
Sunflower seed oil, which must be as acquired a taste as soybean oil. Might as well pack them in water as far as taste is concerned. Is there any point in packing them in oil that's not as flavorful as EVOO? Genuine question. Does it last longer?

>>17291466
>Does it last longer?
Does it last longer than, say, water? was my intended question.

For me? It's a Piri Piri Smoked Mackerel on toast.

>>17281097
At the fish plant I work at we take hygiene and quality control seriously .

>>17291601
ive had K.O mack and its almost too fishy for me, desu.

>>17274294
For me it's canned anchovies. You can use it basically like msg in sauces and soups.

>>17280358

I was singing this song earlier today while eating my deenz.

>>17291903
based autist

I sincerely don't know how to take these threads.

Are you people 100% serious with your love of /deenz/? How can you have the gusto to maintain these threads?

Should I start eating deenz?

>>17291991
>Should I start eating deenz?
HOW should I start eating deenz***

>>17291991
>Should I start eating deenz?
What the hell type of question is this? Of course you should

>>17292008
Bro read the post above yours

>>17291991
My favorite way to eat them is to make a salad dressing with the olive oil and eat the fish with salad & soup

>>17291999
Alton browns sardines and avocado toast recipe is highly approachable for the uninitiated and should give you a good idea of flavors that work well with them. They're good on a green salad with some lemon, cracked pepper, and paprika as well.

You may want to look for cans that specifically say brislings on them. The fish are smaller and less fishy than the big boys.

>>17291991
Does it look like I’m joking ? Of course we love deenz !

>>17292366
nice haul desu

>>17288954
is there any difference to kieler sprotten in oil? those are pretty good

bump

Thoughts on this brand? And any opinions on sardines in tomato sauce?

>love me deenz
>love me choona
>love me chovies
>love me mackrul
simple as

>>17294132
Deenz in tomato are a good beginners choice. The tomato overpowers a little and makes the fishiness more palatable to those who arent used to it.

>>17294186
yesterday i made some albacore tuna salad with bumblebee albacore

desu, i prefer albacore over chunk light tuna.

Got this haul from Rainbow Tomatoes Garden last week and have slowly been trying different ones.

The expensive ones on the right were interesting and really good, but I think I don't quite have a refined enough palate to make them worth the cost other than as a curiousity or gift. Maybe if a pro was preparing & presenting them I'd feel differently, though.

>>17294700
I want to buy Alshark deenz just for the name alone .

>>17294726
They were pretty solid, I'd put em on par with King Oscar's spicy ones. Reasonably priced too at only $2.50 a can, or probably cheaper if you can find them in an ethnic market.

Are deenz good for gains?

>>17278259
THE QUALITY OF THESE THINGS WAS IMPRESSIVE. BUT EXPENSIVE AS WELL.

I JUST DONT SEE PAYING THAT PRICE FOR DEENZ WHEN AT THAT PRICE YOU CAN LITERALLY JUST BUY WHOLE LARGE FILLETS OF FRESH FISH.

ALSO WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM THE OIL LEVEL LOWERS AND THE PART ABOVE THE OIL GOES RANCID FASTER.

>>17294700
try the regular ortiz's in olive oil. They cost about half of nuris and are equally as good

>>17284152
NO MORE SARDINES

IM SAURY.

i like making small pancakes with sardines inside

>>17294876
I will. They're roughly the same price from what I've seen, though? Amerideen here though, maybe its different in your locale.

Been thinking about this gift pack too:
https://www.costco.com/ortiz-premium-canned-seafood-tin.product.100828748.html

>>17294932
they're about half price for me over in western europe compared to the Nuris, must be the transport and taxes jacking t he price up

>>17294879
They really do taste good .

>>17283753
Last time I ate a pack of these I spent 2 days vomiting.

Never again.

Love canned skipjack tho

>>17291466
Eastern European sunflower oil is very flavorful. They refine the flavor out in the USA.

It is a very acquired taste however. Slavs love it though

Alright, I got some deenz
Now what do I do?

Holy shit! Yall some tried and true deeny-weenies.

I call this one "Vladimir's gambit"

Fry deenz with oil in pan
remove deenz, fry up 2x eggs
After eggs, fry up 2x pieces of dark rye

Rye on bottom, then eggs, then deenz, then raw chopped onion and pickles. serve with vodka.

>>17296824
will try, sooner or later, sounds right up my alley

>>17274311
Looks really good, I'm going to try that in a few days when I do groceries again.

>>17291999
Try my recipe: >>17274311

I genuinely want feedback. I love it and my friends claim to like it but you can't trust friends to give honest feedback. They might just want to be nice. But I know anons will be honest with me!

>>17299674
Thanks! I hope you like it. I think it's really tasty and want to spread that great flavor.

brit/ck/ where should I get my deenz from?
tesco only ever has their own brand or prince's

>>17290859
poor mans crabcake and it slaps

>>17299817
That should mean it's bad. Physical assault is a negative phenomenon.

>>17299845
I've heard some birds say slapping was bussin

i bought some chicken of sea deenz on impulse at kroger because they were $1 per can
I got 1 can each of deenz in water, in ev olive oil, and smoke in oil
what am i in for? did i fuck up? first time deenz buyer

>>17299919
Evoo deenz are basic, but delicious. If you like those then you’ll like any canned fish.

Pic rel is my haul of canned fish
(1/3)

2/3

3/3

If you cant enjoy deenz straight from the can then you shouldnt be eating them at all

>>17300252
I disagree , as with any cult we should be very tolerant with new members . Once they’ve been thoroughly converted then we may insist on purity of thought and action .

>>17274294
Made OP's just right now.
I used smoked deenz which I got on sale then put some swiss on top for a melt. Very good

>>17274294
Love tinned fish guys, but the odor sucks. Any suggestions for the smell?

>>17300408
kitchen fan, open your windows, clean your dishes, take out the trash

>>17300280
Yes. I started with olive oil, but have long since moved on to springwater deenz and now wonder why I was ever satisfied with the oil tainting the pure deenz flavor. With never having the joy of drinking that wonderful deenz infused springwater.

Are sprats and brisling sardines the same thing?

>>17292204
I tried this with the garlic guac I had lying around. The first couple of deenz fell apart while I was trying to take them out by the end result was damn good

all about them deenz

>>17301556
Me except if the meat he's eating was a deenz

>>17274332
It’s good

>>17299748
Ortiz.

Sardines

deenz got fish guts+poo in em and I just can't hang
maybe I'll try canned tuna instead

>>17274306
how could you know this unless you have to go back

Had oral surgery last week. Starving. Have munchies. Already ate all the microwave garbage I bought. Was going to post asking for mushy recipes so I could finally eat something decent. Remembered I bought some deenz.

God bless you /ck/.

>>17288459
Those kippers are fucking spendy

>>17299919
Basically those are only good for cooking with, they taste terrible by themselves and have s o y

Gonna eat some deenz before I go to bed

>>17296824
What does frying the sardines do to them? I mean they are already cooked.

Got a large can of deenz in spicy tomato sauce because I went shopping while hungry
Idk what to do with it, I was thinking of making avocado toast and placing the deenz on it
Any other ideas? I need help deenz bros I’m not very creative

>>17303191
Fisherman's eggs is a classic hearty breakfast

>>17303291

>>17282845
kippers are herring, you idiot.

>>17303191
This is my favorite way . I cook the onion and mushrooms first then the eggs and put the deenz on top .

>>17303191
Deenz Shakeshacka

You can pepper to taste you can them dudes plain

>>17303424
This looks so crazy it just might work

>>17303996
For me it doesn’t work without the Thai sweet red chili sauce .

sardines

>>17305217
Hey those aren’t sardines !

>>17274294
They always taste better straight from the tin than cooked and I can't find a market that sells them fresh.

>>17274306
There's /r/ everything, even /r/4chan, so I guess 4chan is reddit. Oh, just checked and there's also /r/redditsucks, so hating reddit must also be reddit.

bump for deenz nuts

Tonights dinner turned out well .

>>17307237
Dinner? That there is a deenzer.

>>17307237
Looks breddy gud I want to try it with harissa instead of sweet chili sauce

I just had some chicken of the sea sardines in water and I thought they were more mild compared to king Oscar sardines in olive oil. But it was a damn fine deen.

>>17307248
>>17307253
I make it a little different each time depending on what ingredients I have on hand . It seems to work well with many flavor combinations .

bump

We need more people to post their meals with deenz .

going to buy deenz today. im sold on this new diet. what deenz do Canadians reccomend?

>>17309317
I'll probably make my deenz noodles tonight, if I do I'll take a pic desu

>>17307237
Is that pickled ginger on the broccoli?

>been up a week
based and deen pilled

>>17310236
All for Matsya, praise Deenz

>>17274311
I made a variation of my recipe today. Didn't have green onions on hand. Went with a stronger sauce, upgrading the shoyus and mirin to 1tbsp each. I like it but maybe a bit less mirin is needed actually.
Made it to try out a brand of somen which are these really thin noodles. I like them.
Brunswick herring filet, a solid and tasty lunch.

>>17310167

>>17309317
>meals
lmao. sardines, rye crispbread, red onion, capers. that's amore.

>>17311029
What's love got to do with it?

>>17294803
yes, great snack if you're bulking

>>17274311
Sounds great. Would love to try and get back to you, but have to source the soy sauces first. Probably got to order them online...

>>17291257
Same with me, they're just better for some reason. I find the fishys to be a bit more firm than the standard red pack. Tiny tots are generally cheaper as a 12 pack from amazon too.

How much canned fish is too much canned fish

>>17311685
You can use regular soy sauce like kikkomon if you want. I've been using Yamasa brand which you should be able to get at an Asian grocery store.

I went in a different direction for tonight’s dinner .

>>17312205
I so wish Alonso really was asking us for advice on canned fish . I think you might need to think about salt , mercury and total calories . Otherwise I don’t see any problems .

>>17312332
Alonso WDC next season

>>17313482
I just wish the cars were closer together in performance so we could se how the drivers really stack up .

>>17274294
So glad to see deenz gen back
>>17274513
cant belive these are over $5 now

whatre some breakfast recipes involving deenz or tuna

>>17274294
I like deens and beens

>>17313568
would mind giving paula deen my peen, desu

>>17313566
I just eat em out the can in the morning like a lazy fuck

>>17307619
>no deenz sponsors
weak

>>17299748
Morrisons, Tesco's don't descale properly

Bump

the kang of canned fish

>>17315415
What is that

GOOD MORNING I LIKE DEENZ

>they laughed at him because he told the truth

>>17274294
>>17274332
>>17278259
>>17280719
>>17283753
>>17284118
>>17285057
>>17285008
>>17291864
>>17292366
>>17293594
>>17294132
>>17300216
>>17315413
you people don't actually eat those stinky little fish from a can right ?

it's just a meme RIGHT !

>>17315993
These ones aren’t even smelly .

>>17305310
Reddit comment right here

>>17315993
>imagine not eating deenz straight from the can.

>>17315993
ill add deenz in oil or water to recipes but deenz in sauce like mustard or tomato etc ill eat straight form the can, desu

/deenz/izens I need some new recipies using canned fish that aren't pasta. Semi related, are the canned meats decent?

Is there any brand of deenz you WON'T eat?

>>17317131
I think next time I have these I’m going to try deenz in tomato sauce instead of brisket .

>>17313566
fisherman's eggs, friend

Sometimes if I'm lazy I'll take leftover rice and a can of deenz and dump the whole thing over the rice, oil and all, and just mash it together and add a pinch of salt. Does anyone else do this?

>>17318732
You’re either brilliant or , , no , I think you’re brilliant .

>>17317938
thanks weirdo

>>17317938
Healthy ass dude

>>17312307
Whats in the jar?

>>17318757
My poor neglected kids tears.

An important question for /deenz/
Spines in, or spines out?

>try sardines
>just tastes like canned tuna
I don't get it.

>>17318757
Unsweetened tea with lemon juice .
>>17318760
Hey ! That’s not nice .

>>17318765
Do you even calcium ?

>>17318824
They don't taste similar at all. What deenz are you eating?

>>17318853
It's been a while since I last had them. I'll give them another shot tomorrow.

>>17318824
You have pudgy little arms , can you even open cans ?

>>17318896
I opened a can a couple minutes ago. Seeing this thread made me crave anchovies so I cracked open a can of them and ate a few. Big mistake, they fucking suck on their own because of how concentrated the salt is.

>>17318765
Out, ofc. Not all of us are dumb, ingorant, savage barbarians.

>>17318903
The thumbnail of that is so creepy .

>28g protons
>0 carbs
>270 calories
Fisherman's eggs are god tier. Thread theme: https://youtu.be/q1Syd7kRIuk

*teleports behind you*

>>17274294
Sounds yum op

>>17317921
Anything from the Asian market desu senpai

>>17319909
*teleports infront of you*

Going to try deenz instead of brisket on theses tonight .

>>17307237
very nice indeed, but get rid of the plastic spatula anon! just use wood!

>>17318913
You'd throw away a noble source of collagen under the misguided guise of refinement? You are snobbish and dishonor the animal which you consume.

>get into frozen salmon
>only allowed to eat it 2-3 times a week
>sardines are supposed to be lower on the food chain and safer to eat
>look up how often you can eat sardines
>2-3 times a week

Sorry, deenz. There's no fucking difference and if I eat salmon I cannot eat sardines.

>>17321546
I don’t like to use my wood spatula for onions . It smell like them if I do .

>>17294259
genuinely good advice

For me it's:
>toasted naan bread
>fresh hummus I made at home
>can of jalapeno deenz
Fucking heavenly. Eat that as a lunch all the time. So good.

>>17322298
>naan
good evening sir

>>17296788
drain mix mustard in (not yellow) eat on cracker

>>17323905

I know you know what it means…you can pepper to taste you can eat them dudes plain, and the fish is safe since it’s low on the food chain

>>17322298
Sounds tasty

Deenz

>>17321564
Salmon are prey fish in the same category as sardines, all the way at the bottom of the contamination list. Sardines & salmon, eat all you want.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercury_in_fish

>>17326725
Deenz nuts

I just got sardines in mustard. It was all they had. What are some good ways to prepare/eat mustard sardines?

>>17327216
Straight from the can desu on a cracker

Some fresh OC for you guys

>>17326740
This is fascinating and informative. Thank you anon.

Is canned red/sockeye salmon any good?

>>17274294
>mayo
>ever
if you want creamy just drop a fresh egg yolk into your emulsion of olive oil from the can retard

>>17291496
>>17291466
it does last longer than water. but its bad for you. get own oil, olive oil, water, tomato/mustard/vinegar, any other oil in that order.

>>17291991
I dont understand why so many shills come here to tell people to try deenz.
No we dont want you driving up the price of our deenz, scram, or at least buy soybean/tomato oil deenz like the pleb you are.

>>17296824
>no horse radish
why even bother with raw onion?

>>17318765
mac out
deenz in.

>>17323927
>>17323905
>>17322298
just as long as you wash your hands, (so never) indian food is pretty good. especially naan.

>>17288954
tarkov ptsd

Thanks to guys like you, I am now a sardine eater. A deener.

>>17329409
Based.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq8fQGx6dU8

>>17328521
>t. tuna & soy shill

>>17329784
I dont want retards eating my tuna either, but thats fine since they dont sell it in grocery stores.

>>17274294
You forgot to add some good quality chopped Anchovies.

>>17329798
>they don't sell tuna in grocery stores

>>17274294
I didn't take a picture but
>half an onion
>three cloves of garlic
>whatever spices take your fancy
>large tin of pilchards in tomato sauce
>chopped tomatoes
>sugar to taste
>tin of water
>reduce to your liking
>few eggs on top
it really was that easy bros

>>17319909
i have some of these right next to me
how should I eat them?

I love deenz and kipper snacks, but pic related is also delicious and very similar, but is substantially less expensive in my habitat (NC).

I warm them in a pan just a bit, then put them on a slice of warmed bread (winter rules). The oil soaks into the bread and it is awesome.

>>17329975
Nice. Try it with some capers next time!

>>17328479
You'll have to try it and report back to us

>>17328558
In my opinion, naan is the most overrated indian food item. It's less healthy than pita but I like pita more; and rice is already a good starch to match with curries, etc. And obviously you dont need bread along with a rice dish like biryani, etc.
Whenever I get indian food with my friends they always excitedly get naan, and I honestly cannot understand why. Compared to the rest of the food on the table it's rather bland, too. Indian food has so many spices and naan is so boring.
Anyway I love canned sardines.

>>17330418
You soak up the sauces and juices in the naan desu, but either way, based post

>>17330430
Yeah, I know that's what it's for. Roti is better for that. The sauces are really strong flavored and overpower whatever "taste" there is in naan, making the taste of naan useless. If you're going to have a bread that takes on the flavor of your sauce, you might as well have the bread be on the healthier side, since you're eating it for its texture/substance, not its taste. (Again, because the sauce hogs the taste.)

Roti is the same thing as naan but healthier. I'd also take pita, a tortilla, whole wheat bread, or rice for the same purposes. Naan is the pinnacle of empty calories.

How many cans should I have in my collection at any given time?

>>17330438
I don’t know what you’re talking about, I always order whatever chicken dish looks good at the Indian restaurant.

>>17330453
At least 7

>>17330453
Thanks for the reminder, my stash is getting low.

Finally got memed by you fucks and got a dozen of these from Amazon. I'll probably try OP's recipe and the avocado toast one to start

thinking about wrapping up a deen in each of these bad boys...sprats in a blanket

thoughts?

>>17330507
It's just so crazy it might work...

>>17330507
A daring synthesis

>>17330490
>Amazon
NGMI. All food on Amazon is rejects, expired, shit that fell in the shipping container and was swept up later, pallets that got lost and were left in the sun for weeks.

>>17329798
>I dont want retards eating my tuna either, but thats fine since they dont sell it in grocery stores.

>>17330507
it's probably going to be pretty good. Maybe add some sauteed leeks or onion too under the deen for extra aroma

i am eating pic related right this second, straight out the can at my desk waging, no crackers or sauces

>>17330637
Where should I get them from then? Local groceries don't have brisling deenz

>>17330705
The virgin recipe follower
The chad from the can eater

>>17330012
/919/ here

>>17274294
bagel with cream cheese and deenz on top

>>17331183
sounds yummy desu!!!!!!!

Made three versions of stargazy macaroni and deenz. Left is a vintage Polish King Oscar.

Here in the UK, where is the best place to get canned deenz?

>>17331549
Looks good, recipe?

>>17331622
Mostly standard mac and cheese. Flour fried in butter, add milk and simmer for a bit, salt, a couple of handfulls grated cheese stirred in, cooked macaroni stirred in, put in baking dish, top with more grated cheese, poke in deenz tail first, sprinkle breadcrumbs over the top, bake for a bit.

>>17330507
Have you tried it, or are you too scared to open the package?

>>17330438
I feel like you're confusing naan and roti. Roti are unleavened, like flour tortillas. Naan are basically the same as pita, flat, but with some body to them. How tf are you "soaking up" anything with a fucking roti?
>it's not healthy
I'm not 400 pounds I could care less what's "healthy"
>it's tasteless
I dunno I think it tastes fine. Whatever naan I buy have a bit more of a "buttery" taste than pita which I enjoy.

Bump

>>17327785

this is a worksafe board anon

I went with deenz on eggs .

>>17333235
YES
>>17331549
YES
>>17325440
YESSSSSSSS

god i fucking love deenz i LOVE them

for the deenz enthusiasts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlORfF81ZHM&ab_channel=RecurveNinja

>>17333527
I love this song. I sing it quietly in the supermarket while deciding on my deenz for the week, and attract admiring looks from many single mothers.

>>17318913
Hahahaha holy shit you are autistic

>>17330745
ignore that dumbass. Amazon stuff IS sometimes sus but that's true of any business. The difference is no one is reading the reviews on Walmart

Last time I got drunk I ate some deenz, I woke up because I vomited in bed covered in half-chewed deenz. The stench was unbearable. Really made me reconsider some life choices

>>17332196
Well I dont soak up with the roti, I just coat it in sauce. Works for me.

Naan tastes good on its own but when it's covered in sauce you cant really taste it so the buttery taste is effectively tasteless. I'm trying to keep my arteries clear so I dont want to eat a bunch of extra butter I cant even taste. I hope this clears up my position a bit.

>>17334372
Why did you only half chew your deenz?

>threads been up for nearly 2 weeks
based

>>17335574
>posting the entry which takes your 2 week old thread to bump limit
S-tier

Just had some Season brand deenz for the first time. Costco had a good deal on them. Overall a perfectly good but not mindblowing fish. Would be a good substitute for light tuna. I had the boneless and skinless however, which is generally not my preference. They also had the easy to peel foil-like lid, which I dislike as it feels much less ceremonious than opening a traditional can.

>>17330507
The mouthful of sardines guy did it a while back

>>17330507
>>17335712
So you just wrap each roll 'round a deen & back like normal?
This is my next project.
Wish me luck, lads.

>>17335799
*bake like normal?

Just had my first can of deens today. Beach Cliff sprats in soybean oil. Put it over white rice with some sriracha, pretty yummy. Am I not truly living until I try oscars? The mediterranean sounds kinda good.

>>17336037
try K.O deenz in olive oil, the med style k.o deenz i had werent that nice, desu

>>17336037
Hopefully your Oscar's Med will be better than my Chicken of the Sea "Mediterranean" style was: it was packed in soybean oil! They may as well have called it Malay style.

>>17336037
IMO King Oscar's is only really notable for being the best quality sardines that are widely available at retail. They're certainly not the end-all-be-all of canned seafood or anything, but they're a classic option that you can't go wrong with. What I would mention though is that King Oscar's sardines are all very soft; you can easily tear or squish them with no real effort. I usually prefer firmer fish, but it's not a matter of quality, just personal preference.

Like the other anon said, deenz in olive oil is a classic starting point. King Oscar offers two varieties, one with extra small fish, which are typically prized over larger sardines - look out for the cans with gold/yellow on the wrapper that say "cross-pack" (pic related). My personal favorite of the flavored offerings is the zesty tomato sauce.

>>17333527
deens are now my favorite drinking food. i enjoy oily foods when i drink and this is PERFECT. Whatelse do you guys eat when drunk?

Where do you fellas buy your deenz? My grocery stores have some decent options but none in tomato sauce, which I really like

Good evening I love fish

>>17335712
This looks so fucking tasty, jesus christ almighty

>>17336037
I personally like the Mediterranean but I recognize it's a bit polarizing. Try it out, it's not like they're expensive. Yet another of the myriad benefits of eating deenz!

>>17336470
Supermarket, japanese grocer as well

>>17330507
>>17330666
>>17335712
Like a mini sardine pie

>>17316225
Redditor hands typed this reply

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>2bread
>Brunswick jalapeno deenz


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