/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17266898
You have obviously never been there
https://blog.slicelife.com/the-weird-and-wonderful-pizzas-of-scandinavia/

>>17266903
>Scandinavians
>"Pizza"

>>17266898
gods i need a tall scandi gf

>>17266898
Make Women Great Again
Acknowledge their flaws as the weaker sex and embrace your role as a man who must teach and lead them to be submissive and well-trained. Also, Norwegian food doesn't exist.

>>17266898
>>17266903
>>17266907
imagine getting to smell their stinky buttholes

>>17266903
Putting silly shit on a pizza doesn't count. Not when EVERYTHING ELSE is bland meat dishes and "whatever the fuck with fish, I found a can in my pantry from fifteen years ago, fuck it I'm still gonna eat it I'll just call the fucking thing a Scandinavian delicacy and have the faggot angloids calling themselves foodies act like I'm cultured, and not a shameless pigperson"

>>17266898
Boring and bland?

>>17266907
Norwegian food doesn't exist?

>>17267031
>potatoes with butter and parsley, the most basic bitch potato seasoning, it MAY have sa;t
>scrambled eggs? Some bread dish? Who gives a fuck
>a bowl of actual water
WOWIEZOWIE

Listen retard, I know the whole reason you posted this was because of the sheep head, or maybe it's a reindeer, I don't give a fuck. But it's just sitting there, on the side, doing what exactly?
I'm balkan. You know what we do? A pig's head on a mound of vegetables. Carrots, potatoes, eggplants, onions, parsnips, turnips, etc. All baked in a woodfire oven. Why? Because all that delicious fat from the pig head will drizzle out over the vegetables. You get your tasty pig meat off the face, like the cheeks, the tongue, the brain if that's your jam, and deliciously seasoned vegetables. Potatoes in lard are amazing.
Better than an animal head sitting there giving NOTHING to the potatoes you have in a separate bowl.
Get the fuck outta here with this embarrassing display.

>>17267040
People that say that Norwegian food doesn't exist, are from the Mediterranean, and should stay there.

>>17267045
The entire world doesn't give a shit about Norwegian cuisine friend. Find me some Scandinavian restaurants in;
Australia
South America
The Middle East
And East Asia
All regions beyond the mediterranean.

>>17266898
white people have no good food which is why they had to raid the world for spices and then never use them

>>17267051
Who fucking cares? They have their food that comes from their environment. And you have yours. If you don't like it, go back! Transporting food that you like from your home to Norway is not the answer.

>>17267051
>your country is irrelevant!!! xDD
To me, my country is the most relevant country in the world. As such, what you're saying is nonsense.

>>17267042
>scrambled eggs? Some bread dish?
Balkans can't into Rutabaga.

>>17266898
Look at those big nigger lips.

>>17267060
>>17267063
>Only people from X don't respect Norwegian food
>>what about people from W, Y, and Z?
>SHUT UP!

>>17267074
Now you're just making things up because you're an unhinged incel who is in the wrong.
>People that say that Norwegian food doesn't exist, are from the Mediterranean, and should stay there.

>>17267057
Wrong. Our food is so great that we don't need spices to cover up its taste. You should try it.

>>17267074
>>17267084
Just because a restaurant doesn't exist in some place in the world, doesn't mean those people don't like it. It doesn't meant they speak disparagingly about that cuisine or have ever had it. People that complain on here about Norwegian food are immigrants from the Mediterranean. I know it's hard for you to understand this, because you're from there and have, at best, an IQ of 85. Now go back, or be thankful of your host country.

>>17266898
>>17267010
>>17267020
>>17267057
>>17267074
Du lyt reisa attende!

>>17267145
> Just because a restaurant doesn't exist in some place in the world, doesn't mean those people don't like it
It means exactly that

>>17267063
> To me, my country is the most relevant country in the world
Culinarly?
mexico, italy, france, spain, japan, chinese, greece, japanese and to a lesser exent indians

>>17267016
>imagine getting to smell their stinky buttholes
It’s always been a dream of mine. Maybe one day a sexy blonde woman will let me do it

>>17267385
I've never had Georgian food and there are no Georgian restaurants here. Doesn't mean I or others don't like it or that it isn't good, we're just ignorant. Now take your retarded ass back to /b/

>>17267040
Fårikål is good but I prefer Komla

Norwegian meatballs. Simply delicious
https://kitchendreaming.com/noregian-kjottkaker-meatballs/

>>17267416
>posts some broad with dyed hair

>>17267431
it means that georgian cuisine is not appealing to the general population

>>17266898
I dated a super cute Norwegian girl once. Her family owned a small pizzeria.
But she didn’t like having her feet kissed/licked, so that was a dealbreaker for me.

>>17267441
It means that we're ignorant of a small group of people's food that is more than halfway around the world. Take it back to /b/

>>17266898
Look at that flop

>>17267460
Did she like sucking your cock?

>>17267157

>>17267464
no it doesn't mean that. You can easily know what food georgian people eat.
Just people don't like their food enough to justify opening a business in other countries.
All the cuisine I mentioned instead, are likeable enough to do it.
Nobody imposed the opening of italian or mexican restaurand around the world, it happened because people liked their cuisine

>>17267045
meds are the only retards that tolerate you filthy scandis

>>17267496
No, it happened because of their diaspora brought their food with them.

>>17267585
It happened because it tastes good unlike boiled sheeps heads and caramel goat cheese.

>>17267588
The truth is, your a lonely loser that is trolling, and there's a board for you.

>>17267594
>makes comment
>someone responds
ur a bored loser if you respond bro!
what did you mean by this?

>>17267596
That's not make you a loser. What makes you a loser is that you post are illogical. Or are you retarded? Cause people not likely something that they don't know exist, is one of the most retarded things that anyone could ever think. Now go back.

>>17267057
Don't project your own insecurities over being a NIGGER onto everyone else. No one cares that you're from a shithole country with no future

>but muh spices

No one fucking cares

>>17267585
the famous french diaspora
>>17267594
he's not me. You are hopeless at this point

>>17267010
Incel :/

Seal is the grossest fucking thing that humans eat. I've never ate it, but people not eating it near where I live, makes it gross.

>>17267416
Blondes don't like ethnic shitskins sorry. Guess that dream will stay a dream

>>17267460
Footfags face the wall.

>>17267661
> Blondes don't like ethnic shitskins sorry
quite the opposite in reality, if he's black he has good chances

>>17267460
> But she didn’t like having her feet kissed/licked
footfags are disgusting

>>17267460
>But she didn’t like having her feet kissed/licked
That means she was a keeper. Stressed sweaty feet are the best.

>>17267663
>>17267674
>t. homosexuals

>>17267706
> footfag
> calling other people homo
You people are a disgrace for the male human lineage.
homos are less degenerate than footfaggot

>>17267742
But I like feet and armpits equally. So it balances out.

>>17267433
>https://kitchendreaming.com/noregian-kjottkaker-meatballs/
Dang, that seems quite delicious, fjeldaber. I think I'll make that tomorrow, but with red currant jam instead.

>>17267460
Degenerate, quite bringing down our Christian quilting forum.

>>17267040
gods i would love to eat hearty norwegian food with my tall scandi gf

>>17267416
this woman is not scandinavian

>>17267588
caramel goat cheese is great you tastelet

>>17266898
I want her to piss in my mouth first thing in the morning after she wakes up.

>>17267432
Komla aka raspeballa aka klubb is great. The name and the exact ingredients vary from town to town. Too bad that making it is so much work.

>>17266898
Failure of a "pizza"
A good pizza should be able to hold it's own shape when held from the crust.

If it flops like that it's terrible

>>17267588
But sheep head is delicious. Especially the piece of meat right behind the eye.

>>17266898
There's no way that girl is Norwegian.
1) She doesn't look Norwegian
2) She doesn't dress Norwegian
3) The building behind her has shutters on the windows and French balconies. The former doesn't exist at all here, and the latter is uncommon.

She a cute though. She epin.

>>17268953
>She a cute though
I don't want to be the pointy elbow guy but those lips and the popeye eyes are really ugly

>>17268953

> she

lmaoooo

>>17268953
Norway doesn't have shutters?
They're pretty common here in Denmark. Especially in rented flats.

>>17267812
If you can, please take a pic of the Norwegian meatballs you prepared, tell us how they were, and report back. Thanks! I might make this recipe as well!

>>17267016
Ass sniffing connoiseur here. I find that pale white chicks (scandi supposedly) have actually the cleanest smelling assholes, Latina chicks smell like the depths of hell, also true for most chicks ranging from tanned to dark. Haven't tried ebony ass... Dearly want to as long as she's not super fat. Though a friend of mine says that they don't keep their assholes clean.
Asian asses are either the best of the worst. There's something really tangy about it... Not sure what... The darker the asshole the weirder it smells, be it the shit remaining or just genetics idk.
A nice pink asshole is the least offensive and yet has that sweet feminine hormone scent that I dearly crave.
Women after 50 have weird smelling asses and I think it's a hormone thing.
Of course it really all depends on what they eat and how well they clean themselves. Scandinavian chicks have the nicest smelling assholes, top tier but not 'stinky'... That award goes to the asians.

>>17266903
This only backs up OP's point, friend. Swedish people are adventurous with their Pizza, but as you can see from that page, Norwegians eat
>rectangular pizza with tomato sauce, meat and cheese
>frozen pizza
>with ranch on it
Which is the blandest description of pizza habits you could ever come up with. Yeah you sometimes get bits of corn alongside bits of onion and peppers, but that's hardly exciting.

>>17266898
Norway was a small and poor market up until the 1970s, without a wide variety of native ingredients or flavors. Things didn't really pick up much until the 1990s. There hasn't been time to develop a broad and interesting cuisine, and now that everything's globalized we probably never will.

>>17266898
Scandis don’t have souls

>>17267040
>braise meat and cabbage
>add some boiled potatoes
>call it “cuisine”
Shiggy

>>17267057
Scandiniggers aren’t white

>>17266898
>No fucking mention of fiskegrateng

Jesus, how can this thread get so far without it? Probably the number 1 dish of my childhood, grandma makes a real one and the best is the day after when you cut it into squares and re-fry it and the leftover potatoes with butter.

>>17267016
>>17267416
blondes and redheads have a very clean smell, their pussies rarely stink and even their asses smell cleaner. That doesn't apply to /fraud/ bottle blondes and fake redheads though of course. If you want a good, strong stink you should stick to your fellow brownoids.

>>17269150
A friend of mine thought he had syphilis because he had a sore throat after eating a fucking Thai hooker like a mad men. He got tested and didnt but we still nag him with this story.

>>17269264
>buys a whore just to eat her pussy
Your friend is a fucking retard

>>17266903
hot slices

>>17267051
Ikea is in all of those places you bigot

>>17266898
White protestant background so no fun allowed, and little enrichment.

Same reason why they have so little crime.

>>17269245
Is that a big pile of diced carrot? That is utterly horrifying. What a terrible existence.

>>17269593
Get your eyes checked, anon. They're clearly shredded.

>>17267433
>>17267812
>>17269148
I’m familiar with Swedish meatballs. I didn’t know about Norwegian meatballs. Apparently Norwegian meatballs are bigger and flatter
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LqfmcteFHRE&vl=en

>>17267057
>most globally renowned cuisines are all european
Kek

>>17271337
Almost all Michelin star rated restaurants have primarily European cuisine. One is in Norway. The pic is what I order every time. Delicious.
https://www.theworlds50best.com/discovery/Establishments/Norway/Oslo/Maaemo.html

Yeahhhhhhh

-Protestant ascetic sensibility
-Icy wasteland = a) lesser quantity and quality of ingredients and b) lots of fermenting and preserving which frankly for the most part produces pungent and rather unappetizing food
-Nordic autism disinclines them from bothering to find richer / better foods

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