/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17265752
>uses superior Italian dressing anyways
#winning!

Fuck off. Stop trying to meme this board into /foodpol/

>>17265757
>food news is pol

>come home
>pull the goodies out of the grocery bags
>sniff my ham
>put together a nice evening salad
>go all out and use deluxe french
>something is off. it just tastes off
>look it up online
>it's unregulated
bros.....

>>17265757
In what planet does anyone go through with posting this
How mentally ill does someone have to be to come into an obvious joke thread and shit on it for no reason whatsoever mentioning /pol/
Like why

>>17265781
Is the thread even a joke? I found OP's commentary humorous but I'm actually quite interested by this content. I just sent it to my friends.

>>17265781
I know right like this shit dead ass slaps for roflmaos boomers need to go

who ever eats french dressing anyway?

>>17265792
something is wrong with you
plenty of things probably

imagine having such a pathetic and meaningless life that it sounds appealing to you to become a member of "The Association for Dressings and Sauces"

>>17265752
>association for dressings and sauces
lmao seriously? imagine being the poor public affairs guy at the FDA who has to deal with these assholes

>>17265752
If you buy salad dressing you're worse than 15lbs of monkey shit in a 10lb bag.

>>17265801
>tfw OP’s mom is banging the director of Association for Dressings and Sauces
I’m too lazy to come up with a joke about her ending up less dressed but full of sauce.

>>17265816
Why the fuck would a bag weigh 10lbs, retard?
Fuck off with your retard salad dressing. I wouldn’t touch whatever sort of shit your retarded ass makes.
It’s probably just piss mixed with floor lint and cat food and whatever else you throw together like some retard.

>>17265818
Sounds like you're also too lazy to make your own salad dressings.

>>17265755
Store bought Italian dressing is always mediocre and boring. Like generic "Italian sausage."

>>17265816
Wtf is wrong with buying salad dressing motherfucker? I have to keep some ranch for my hot pockets and pizza rolls. Don't even say make it myself, the shit is like $2 fuckboy

>>17265836
Typical response from your average virgin salad dressing buyer.

If you say please I may consider gracing you with my salad dressing recipe.

>>17265752

>>17265838
I don’t suck dick, if that’s what you mean.

>>17265857
that's the most virgin shit i've ever read

>>17265857
What about ranch?

>>17265836
Depending on the size and material a bag could weight 10 lbs easily.

But I believe anon meant a bag meant to hold 10 lbs. 10 lbs can fill any volume depending on the material density and mass so in the case I assume anon is describing a hypothetical bag whose purposes is to hold 10 lbs of monkey feces. Presumably the 15 lbs is at or beyond the maximum capacity of the bag either by volume or weight so the bag is overfilled and at risk of breaking or just bulging in perhaps a comical fashion.

I do not find this metaphor to be funny or fun though.

>>17265857
lol! nice edit, but Anton Lavey actually penned that.

>>17265846
Yeah let me guess olive oil, vinegar (balsamic or apple cider vinegar likely), some common dried herbs, sweetener like honey, maybe some prepared mustard, perhaps citrus juice?

So secret and special.

>>17265874
That would mean that he’s such a connoisseur of monkey shit that he would know, simply by looking at a bag, how much monkey shit said bag could hold.
It would mean his brain is literally calibrated to visually assess volume in terms of monkey shit mass.
It sounds like a horrible way to live.
Hopefully he can find a bit of solace in making some citrus ginger vinaigrette or whatever homosexual monkeyshit experts put on salad.

>>17265884
It's half technique and half ingredients that make my favorite recipe so excellent. Depending on how you look at it you only guessed 1-3 things correctly.

>>17265874
One of the funniest things I've read on this basket weaving forum.

>>17265907
Trying too hard.

>>17265953
>trying too hard
Can you put that in terms of monkeyshit, dressing boy?

>>17265752
finally, we can get franch dressing

>>17265963
You call me dressing boy, but get this. I only ever have dressing moments before I need it. You've got a far inferior bottle of overpriced, mass produced, liquidized cattle feed seasoning in your kitchen/pantry/refrigerator at all times!

Lol, salad dressing buyers are so pathetic!

>>17265781
Some people get unironically triggered by the very idea of banter about current events.
I don't know or care about the context of OP's image but all I see is an image about the FDA being lax on fucking dressing and some idiot that has /pol/ living rent free in his head got upset.

>>17266714
>lol idk anything I looking at but lolz amirite? xD
Truly you have given some deep insight, friend.

>>17265811
kek i'd love this fucking job

don't care buffalo sauce is better than faggy french shit

>>17265752
GOOD, I WANT MY FRENCH DRESSING MADE OUT OF CHEETOS, CORN SYRUP AND SMEGMA LIKE AMERICAN JESUS WANTS

>>17265781
Because /pol/ is unironically ruining 4chan, like how black people ruin cities

>>17266753
No. People who won't shut the fuck up about /pol/ are ruining 4chan.
Before you thin-skinned election tourists came about /pol/ was easily dealt with by a simple "Shut up faggot"

But you can't say faggot. You're a reddit tourist. So blase insults don't come naturally to you. Because it's ingrained that women or blacks or homosexuals are untouchable. So you flip your shit and scream /pol/. But you don't realize that nobody gives a fuck about /pol/. Only you tourists are stupid enough to get riled up by our biggest retards.
Go the fuck back to /news/. That's where you belong; with all the other facebook boomer tourists.

>>17265752
>>17266749
The issue here is actually a pretty pertinent and ongoing argument on /ck/ and in the culinary world as to the proper definitions of what counts as French dressing, Russian dressing, Thousand Island dressing, and (by extension) Big Mac sauce. People tend to assume by the reddish colour that these sauces are mayonnaise based with ketchup or tomatoes added to them. Different brands have produced different products with different formulations to them, and as a result the definitions have gotten so muddied that some people expect tomatoes in dressings that typically don't allow them.

Since nightshade/tomato allergies are typically uncommon (not even in the required list of top allergens in the EU), it makes sense to deregulate the definition now that the terms have been muddied and the average consumer is unconcerned.

>>17265757
Tell me, is the "paul" in the room with you right now?

Doesnt worry me I use superior Russian dressing anyway

>>17265801
Pretty sure there's only the companies who make sauces in this association

>>17265752
>Association for Dressings and Sauces

>french dressing
>americans think it has tomato or "tomato derived ingredients" in it.
I know this gets meme'd on, but do americans really?
>>17265811
There's probably some ex-Sauce Association executive running the FDA who just rubberstamps whatever his old mates at the Sauce Association want.

>>17266753
>Because /pol/ is unironically ruining 4chan, like how black people ruin cities
>>17265857
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>>17266749
>GOOD, I WANT MY FRENCH DRESSING MADE OUT OF CHEETOS, CORN SYRUP AND SMEGMA LIKE AMERICAN JESUS WANTS
>>17266973
>>french dressing
>>americans think it has tomato or "tomato derived ingredients" in it.
>I know this gets meme'd on, but do americans really?

>french dressing
>Tomatoes
>Greek "vinaigrette"
>Mfw

>>17266973
>There's probably some ex-Sauce Association executive running the FDA who just rubberstamps whatever his old mates at the Sauce Association want.

>>17265857
homosexual here
It's true, I do prefer the less sweet options

>>17265752
why do humans keep creating problems to bother with? who cares about artificial sauces standards?

>>17266762
Couldn't have said it better myself.

AHHHH BIG SAUCE WINS AGAIN!!! IM LOSING MY MIND

>>17265801
Not everyone has what it takes to become the head of The Association, known informally as the Sauce Boss.