/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17254978
eat some more

>>17254989
I probably will

>>17254998

solid tip

eat a handful of apricots after any dense, low fiber meal like hamburgers and fries

the fiber of the apricots helps balance it out

>>17254978
You should probably increase the amount of fiber in your diet... but yeah, these are meant to be wadding for your shitcannon, not the ordnance.

>>17255635
balance what out? are you retarded?

>>17255637
>You should probably increase the amount of fiber in your diet
for what reason? i eat nearly zero fiber and feel fine and am never constipated. fiber is not an essential nutrient you have a short intestine and no cecum to ferment fiber into usable fuel literally just bulking your stool you faggot

>>17255643
It mitigates the hit to your gut motility. Do you have Wernicke's Aphasia?

They are so good tho

>>17255650
If a handful of apricots causes you to double over in pain, you should probably get yourself used to dietary fiber. Occasionally it's going to show up in your food, and you don't want to show up to a gastrointestinal shootout armed with limp-wristed slaps and a less-than-functional knowledge of tai chi.

They're tasty but high in sugar so I can't have many at a time. Anyone reccomend a good brand of cranberries? The dried ones I get at the supermarket are extremely sugary as well, I want something less sweet.

>>17254978
>Yes, I'd like dietary fibre to improve my bowel movements.
>...No, that's too much fibre.
Why are our digestive systems so crap, bros?

>>17256053
Genetics, abuses, lack of exercise/training/use, or any combination thereof.

>>17256062
No amount of training, anal or otherwise, can stop the sort of vicious constipation you get from too much fibre.

>>17256071
Don't eat too much fibre then - ramp up to it and increase your tolerance. When in doubt, drink some water, chug a coffee with cream, repeat as necessary, with or without sugar-free candy, phaal curry, or jerk prunes.

>>17256084
It's my colon and I will do with it as I please.

>>17256102
Me too... once you finally pass out

>>17254978
They ought to put warnings about it on the packaging.

>>17256053
sneed

>>17255656
Do you have a bad bowel or something? You dont need fiber at every meal.
>add 200cal of sugar after a meal because fiber
Lmao no

BILLIONS OF PEACHES

>>17256590
OP does. He can't comfortably pass chewed apricots.
You seem to have problems with following a straightforward train of thought (or you have a compulsion to apply the American method of political debate to every conversation) - have you considered getting checked out for brain lesions?

PEACHES FOR FREE

>>17256050
If you're worried about sugar stick to prunes, dates, figs.
Finding the smaller berries, cherries, etc unsweetened is rare.

>>17255637
>these are meant to be wadding for your shitcannon, not the ordnance.
Holy kek, nice verbiage Anon.

>>17254978
It Is illegal! The apricot police is on its way

>>17256053
anything can be dangerous when consumed excessively

>>17255650
>i eat nearly zero fiber and feel fine
enjoy your colon cancer

>>17257159
MOVAN TO THE COUNTREEE

>>17254978
ESL
this board is for americans only.

>>17259114
i'm a slavic savage and i would divide you into pieces with my bare hands like jacques pepein did with a raw chicken

>>17259134
Say that to my face and not online and see what happens.

>I want to be thrown people in prison for something I just did
statists, everyone

>>17259153
>see what happens.
i go KO by cheetos breath?

>>17256590
You don't pay my grocery bill.

>>17259169
No, with my fist.

>>17254978
thank you anon for light entertainment.
have you tried moderation yet?

>>17254978
gotta get the unsulphured

>>17255650
I have constant diarrhea if I don't eat fiber

>>17259185
why you piss youself dude

>>17255650
What do you eat?

>>17256590
>200 calories
Oh no, I'd have to go for a walk, such a shame

>>17260266
Extra cooling

>>17260287
if peeing your pants is cool consider me miles davis

>>17254978
Is it just me or do these give you a sore throat after a few?

>>17254978
Metamucil, fuckface
Daily
Holy fuck you need a dicking

>>17260152
Yeah, same here
It's funny cause you always hear about how you need to eat fibre in order to stop being constipated but for me I can go 0 fibre and I'll just end up with the most rancid and sloppy shits

>>17261176
soluble fibre helps avoid the sloppy shits, insoluble fibre helps push things through. Too much soluble fibre and you'll wind up constipated. Too much insoluble fibre and you'll wind up with sloppy shits. I can't tell anyone to feed their body premium fuel when I just eat what I want and deal with any consequences after the fact, but an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of diarrhea.

>>17254978
You're not supposed to eat too many of anything, dummy.

>>17256648
I like that song, but those are apricots in the OP.

>>17254978
i used to eat these by the fucking 1/2 lb and never had an issue maybe you should kill yourself for having bad DNA

I ate a packet of sulphur treated dreid apricots once and subsequently had the most orgiastic fart orgy I have ever experienced. Any flies in my room would have dropped off the wall dead from the stench.