/ck/ - Food & Cooking

How could an anonymous poster typing something online "worry aloud?"

Do you think he an heroed because someone on here told him to kys himself?

He was talking about reddit.

Based suicidal junkie kike absolutely btfo the faggots here that are scared of Teflon.

>>17219822
>celeb wanking celeb chef
if bourdain btfod someone that's himself

Hes in the elite pedo rings. Fuck him.

>>17219869
based Qcultist

>>17219869
you have it wrong he was going to expose them so they killed him

this guy hasn't been relevant in years

>>17219819
Didn't this guy an hero?

Maybe being such a psychotic retard about Internet comments is what makes you hang yourself. He’s in hell now burning forever

>>17219829
Yeah, he had wanted to do it for a long time but I bet that was the last straw. He was probably giving someone a genuine answer to some stupid question and they got all hostile with him and said he didn’t know shit about cooking

Bourdain cooked with a spoon and a zippo lighter

Celebrity chefs probably don't have to worry about ruining pans. Normal people think about things like that because they have to pay for things with their own money. What a surprise

>>17219869
I understand making fun of him, but that's the worst thing you can call somebody, especially without any evidence.

>>17219928
I could direct you towards evidence but it would involve watching a documentary you wouldn't bother sitting through

>>17219882
No all the evidence I saw pointed to him being involved

>>17219869
Take your meds

>>17219819
>>17219822
Did Teflon shavings make Bourdain commit not alive?

>>17219819
. . .he's a dead faggot though. I'm alive at least.

>>17219819

>pounds 14 kilos of Smack directly into his eye socket every single day

What did he mean by this?

>>17219943
>evidence
>watching a documentary
lol

>>17219822
>FUCK FUCK FUCK YOURE A FUCKNUT FUCKING FUCK IM EDGY
OK you dumb dead loser

>>17219963
What do you think theres a paper trail? The best evidence is looking at the people around him and seeing how hes deeply connected to front companies for human trafficking

>>17219885
He was no hero, but he did kill his own pathetic heroin addicted silver forked tough guy wanna be ass.

>Anthony "I saw a nigger horribly burn himself to prove a point and decided then and there I wanted to be the nigger" Bourdain

>>17219977
Anyone can make a documentary claiming anything. It's easy to sell half truths and full lies to people.

>>17219986

This. Guys family can afford multiple transatlantic vacations every year and he got into the CIA through nepotism, but he made himself out to be some street urchin who worked his way up from the bottom just because his trainwreck of a personality kept throwing him into the gutter.

>you got to make sure to get the browns in the shot of you eating their food

>>17219869
the eagle flies at midnight

Q is real

2 weeks

trust the plan

damn he's pretty uppity for a dead pedophile

>>17219819
>>17219822
is this the guy who got btfo by guy fieri so badly he went back to heroin?

>>17220011

Has JFk shown up yet?

he saw how guy fieri was making more money and was more beloved that his edgy junkie pseud self, and he ended it all. after his girlfriend cucked him of course

>>17219819
>pretends to hate trump in you are path

>>17220015
>she cucked him with a minor

>Maxwell and Epstein trial prove definitively that the mega rich fuck underaged girls
>but the celebrities i like would never be involved! Only qtards believe rich famous people could be pedophiles!

Stay sleeping.

>>17220040

>some mildly popular TV chef would be invited to hang out with politicians, A list Hollywood types and bankers

>>17220051
Yes as we all know theres a wealth/fame threshold for liking underaged girls. No one below A lister could possibly be involved

>>17219967
>t. fucknut

>>17220051

>>17219822
>>17219825
Just as bad as writing out a rhetorical question like "you know what?"

>>17220061

And where and when was this photo taken?

>>17219949
Trust the plan

>>17220058

What's the threshold for being invited to hang out with literal royalty on the private rape island?

>>17220069
In Vietnam. Where poor unnamed children are sold into sex trafficking on a regular basis

>>17219869
Real

>>17220067
The purpose of language is to affect the emotions of the person you're talking to. You might be having trouble with social cues and that's okay. You're just as good of a person as anyone else. That's pretty special. You're special inherently.

>>17220076

So not with Epstein. Cool.

>>17219819
>>17219822
>seething
kek, PTFE poisoning causes suicidal depression.

>>17220086
Yep. Epstein just pulls kids out of the ground. He doesn't traffick them from 3rd world nations where missing children don't get attention.

>>17220086
>some mildly popular TV chef would be invited to hang out with politicians, A list Hollywood types and bankers

>>17219822
>literally the opposite of what Jacques would say
Bourdain truly was a hack beyond measure.

>>17220108
I wonder if the new guy running children for bourdain's old friends is chinese instead of jewish

what book is this from?

>>17220111

Specifically in relation to Epstein carrying out highly illegal activities, not some presidential meet and greet.

>>17220119

How much of kitchen confidential was even true? Keeping in mind that he was a hack writer of absolutely fuckawful fiction before then.

>>17220074
One or more of the following:
>$1bil+ USD
>legitimate pull with Hollywood execs/producers
>position of significant national government power
>ability to affect international geopolitical policy
>massive collection of hot sauce

>>17220136

>>17220178

What were we talking about him doing with Epstein anon?

>>17219956
Based at least I am not a fucking goblin kike either

>>17220136
Are you prepared to watch the documentary? Because its a network of people and front companies they are connected

>>17220204

Is there any actual evidence presented in this documentary?

>>17220204
low IQ retards are too invested in bourdain's cult of personality to take a chance to expose themselves to something that might damage their perception of him.

>>17220227

>cult of personality
>yeah I said fuck, what are you gonna do about it

Seethe-fest lol

>>17220267
Whatever you got to do to get you through the day right? It gets lonely sometimes.

>>17219822
>>17219819
Bourdain: dead, disgraced child molester
Us: alive

Matter is settled

>”I’m guy fieri, I’m alive and I’m rolling out”
>”we’ll be seeing you next time in hell, junkie”

>>17219819
He BTFO us so hard that he killed himself.
Oh, wait...

FUCK
NUTS

>>17219819
Didn't the mayor of flavortown btfo him so bad he an hero'd? Lmao

>>17220283
Kek, to this day I wonder if some hitman accidentally suicided the wrong guy

>>17219822
Did Bourdain actually write a popular book where he uses obscenities like some edgelord?

>>17220379

Both his popular books are just about him being an edgelord along with his degenerate friends.

>>17219822
The science is settled. The experts weighed in.

You're. Wrong.

>>17220366
No? He knew he was going to be exposed as a child molester/rapist eventually and his girlfriend cucked him out of hundreds of thousands of dollars to try to pay off one she molested herself. He was broke. He probably already settled with someone he raped

>>17219819
>>17219822
Anthony Bourdain's general philosophy on successful and famous chefs was that you need to worship them as gods and never question anything they do.
He's the same guy who hyped Jiro so hard he got effectively declared The Greatest Sushi Chef in the World and became the meme /tv/ and /ck/ shitposted about a thousand times since then.
>“One of the things that Jiro does is that every fish he serves he serves it at a specific temperature. Like he leaves it out of the refrigerator and brings it to a particular point in its life—it’s not about the freshness, it’s at the perfect state at its decomposition that it’s served,” Bourdain says when asked to name his favorite culinary craftsmen. “His rice—the precision with which he picks that rice up and shapes it. He looks at you and examines the shape of your mouth and your left hand and right hand as he forms his nigiri. He exercises every day so that he can stand erect so that he won’t look pathetic.”
He's also responsible for that cringy description of the brandy marinated ortolan roast dish every faggoty food autist has since repeated making sure to point out that you have to hide your face from God with a napkin because it's so hardcore and forbidden.
The only halfway respectable opinion he'a had is that Waffle House is good, although even with that he fucked up by never having eaten at one until he was 60.

>>17220083
You know what? I think it does not convey anything but poor writing ability.

He was an insufferable faggot.
But credit where it’s due; his description of Rachael Ray was both accurate and eloquent.

>>17220447
I had waffle house like a year ago and it was the worst prepared food I've ever eaten. Dunno what happened..would never go back again lest it spoil the memories

>>17220322
Flavortown has a scenic view of Bourdain burning in a cauldron, prodded pitchforks and brands

>>17220458
I guess it'a theoretically possible someone figured out how to fuck up a Waffle House location, though that's hard to believe since it's the simplest working model for a franchise restaurant possible.
Like basically they would have to not know how to fry an egg.

>Start dating some thot who rode nepotism into the industry
>Let her fire members of your crew that you have worked with for nearly two decades
>She cucks you with an 18 year old
>Kill yourself
Yeah I'll take his opinions with a grain of salt.

>>17220322
Guy is actually pretty based irl. He just acts like a flamboyant homo for the cameras.

didn't he get cucked twice? once by that ugly mma girl I think he married and the other with that metoo whore?

>>17220483
>Like basically they would have to not know how to fry an egg.

they burnt my scrambled eggs and the coffee tasted like 4 years old

they BURNT my scrambled eggs. not overcooked.

>>17220322
I live in the same area as him and he often helps out after local disasters. Used to mock the bro image, but he's surprisingly cool in real life.

>>17220514
>they BURNT my scrambled eggs. not overcooked
lmao... at least come up with a believable lie. what a fucking retard.

>>17219956
You're life is not worth living.

>>17220630
>You're life
Talking about your life?

and now the useless junkie is dead LMAO

>>17220635
I only made that mistake because I'm drinking heavily alone

>>17220642
btw
fuck kikes, especially this dead one
fuck jannies
fuck trannies
fuck niggers

>>17220448 https://youtu.be/f2_u1wQCWnY?t=20 >>17220067

The “suicide awareness” groups will rush out blathering about “depression is real” without ever addressing how empty this asshole’s material-laden existence was. Normies and other cowards will be flummoxed someone “so well off” could want to die. But Bourdain was the ultimate rootless sophisticate, the transnational urbanite living a life of glitzy smarm, hollow virtue signaling, and anti-white contempt. All of the happy slobs he derided are alive and well, those “lesser” Food Network show hosts content to sample Ruralite Cuisine in the backwaters of White America rather than on the other side of the planet. Bourdain’s telescopic gastronomy was a crisscross of Third Worldist metapolitics, the gnostic materialism of a Late Empire, and the Jewish Gaze; a recipe for the dissolution of the atomized economic unit into a well fed, vice-ridden animal. The most antisemetic thing I can say is that I’m not at all surprised Bourdain offed himself. I’m only surprised more of them don’t follow suit the first time a plastic surgeon tells them “no.”

>>17220014
Trump is JFK

>>17220690
Holy fuck you killed him, hes already dead but you killed him. Absolutely based. Bourdain was the worst kind of "deep" famous celebrity chef.

Say what you want about someone like guy fierii, he's at least genuine. He visits dive restaurants, local hole in the walls and Americana establishments. He doesn't glorify food as art or explore exotic locals where street shitters crap out mediocre slop that's labeled "authentic" because their great-great grandfather has been making the same garbage, in the same rusted pot for 70 years in some third-world hell hole.

Guy is cheesy and even cringey at times, but I feel like I could have a beer with him and engage in a lighthearted conversation over a home cooked meal. Bourdain feels like the kind of guy to shit on a menu for not being "authentic" like they make it in shitsville india where they wash their hands in the same water they make the soup in. Plus, I'd have to hide the silverware to keep him from shooting up in the bathroom.

>>17220859
It took you 45 minutes to reply to your post and the best you could think up to hide yourself was to reddit space? Sure fooled me.

>>17220859
>but I feel like I could have a beer with him and engage in a lighthearted conversation over a home cooked meal
Pretty much this.
Whereas Bourdain would say “beer is for pussies”, break out a sack of coke, snort the whole thing in one go, and then go into a screaming rage; threatening to kill you for snorting all his coke.
Fuck that; one ticket to Flavortown, please.

>>17220885
>le reddit space
Fuck off, newcunt.

>>17219888
i don't think it was comments... more like being a closeted homo cuck

>>17220067
I think it's worse than that, it's as bad as hanging yourself because you're a literal cu/ck/

>>17220002
he also attended elite private schools his whole life, and elite private college before dropping out for cia or whatever

>>17220906
I've been here a week and my 18th birthday was 9 days ago. What are you going to do about it old man? Complain like a little bitch with dementia unable to eat his pudding without it falling in your lap?

>>17220926
>What are you going to do about it old man?
First I’m going to correct you and inform you there should be a comma between “it” and “old”.
Then, I’m going to put you in a Japanese school uniform and fuck you until you like it. No homo.
Any questions?

>>17219819
Did this actually happen, like is there actual film of Jacques scraping the fuck out of non-stick pan with a fork or is it 100% fabricated by Bourdain? I honestly don't think Jacques would do this. If he WAS using a fork and a non-stick pan for eggs, there's no need to use any pressure on the bottom of the pan because eggs just slide around on non stick when you use a lot of butter.

>>17220940
Roll for initiative anon.

>>17220890
Bourdain is the kind of guy who would scoff at the idea of getting a beer that wasn't imported from halfway across the globe and made from donkey piss. Guy would order a miller lite and prob laugh about how it tasted like crap then order another dozen wings.

The only thing interesting about Bourdain was that he cut his teeth in the back of house in a bunch of legit restaurants. He took that experience and parleyed it into a successful career selling his image like most jews do. Like most successful chefs he was a self-absorbed, narcissist dick weed who thought his shit didn't stink. Bourdain seems like the kind of chef that shows up high out of his gourd for service, spends most of the night screaming, chucks a pan at his sous chef then spends an hour in the can shitting out last night's DTs.

>>17220945
Pretty sure you could have googled “ jacques pepin fork in nonstick pan” and answered your own question in less time than it took you to write that post.

>>17220051
Somebody has to cook for their orgies.

>>17220948
That sounds like something a homo would do.
And I specifically declared “no homo”.

>>17220959
>Guy would order a miller lite and prob laugh about how it tasted like crap
He seems like the sort of dude who, if he ordered a beer which tasted like crap, would laugh and order one for you, and say “you gotta taste how bad this beer is, bro”

>>17221088
There's processes to roleplaying rape and we're going to do this by AD&D 2.5 rules. Roll for initiative and calculate the arc of your penis based on the special yogurt slinging table on page 86.

>>17220959
standard procedure for dealing with junkies at work is to harass them until they snap, then accuse them of being a raging junkie with a drug problem

>>17221097
which is why Guy is our guy and we piss on Bourdain's grave

>>17220447
Nothing fucking worse than sushi chefs. All their autism has maybe like a 5% effect on the taste of the sushi if that. Just buy fresh fish and make the rice properly and the job is basically already done, but they focus on the stupidest little things that make no difference for their entire lives for the most diminishing returns

>>17221190
Well damn, you sure showed those pesky sushi chefs.

>>17221107
If you kicked every drunk/addict out of a restaurant kitchen you'd never get hot meal cooked for you again. Restaurant back of house is full of old burn outs and booze hounds that jump around from job-to-job cuz they can't hold one down for longer than 6 months without going on a bender.

>>17221102
>not using F.A.T.A.L. rules
ngmi

>>17220389
Dude was cringey as fuck by his own admission. He used to walk around with a katana during his culinary school days like a fucking autist.

BTFO? Hmmm let us consider where he has, how he left and where we are now.

People like to compare him to Hunter S. Thompson. Not surprising given the poor literary experiences and knowledge of the average schlub: who else do they have in their mental list of familiar authors, Stephen King, James Patterson, George R.R. Martin, John Grisham and J. K. Rowling? Trite pedestrian garbage in other words, literary equivalent of fast food.

I wouldn't say he writes like HST and I'm not sure if he is a plagiarist, but his writing style is hackneyed. It is a bland Kerouac-esque style with the tone of a white elitist who makes an exorbitant living by frowning upon the luxuries and N. American ideals that he obviously embraces. Of course, he falls upon his illicit drug use for "street cred", which is just sad. What grown man waves around their behavior from decades ago in attempt to seem hip and in the know?

Anyway, if you think his writing voice and style is original and exciting, you should read more. He is bland and cliched, nothing more.

But he had millions of dollars and a show on CNN, so he was still "keeping it real" and fighting the good fight against the mainstream swallowing up what's good in the world. What a crock of shit. He also committed suicide by hanging himself with the soft belt of a bathrobe. This is the most effeminate and pathetic way to shuffle off this mortal coil. What a loser.

>>17221102
>roleplaying
Who said shit about roleplaying?

>>17221190
They have tiny dicks and don’t like sex of course they are going to hide from their wives by practicing how to cut fish or press rice into a shape.

>>17221400
Whoever thinks like this about everything is a pathetic excuse of a human.

>>17220083
>The purpose of language is to affect the emotions of the person you're talking to
this might be the most feminine sentence one can possibly write. You might never be a woman but you definitely get points for effort bro, well done

>>17221432
If that's not the case why are you trying to emasculate me and emotionally affect me? You're certainly not appealing to my reason with piss poor trolling like that.

>>17219819
>btfo by Anthony Bourdain
Just like Anthony Bourdain

>>17221413
What do you mean? Japanese people are sexually dysfunctional and throw all their energy into inefficient make-work exercises to burn off excess energy that should be put into sexual reproduction and independent activities.

Did this trigger you because you also have a small penis and/or low libido? Get your T checked. Can’t fix your needle dick but you can at least get your T up.

>BTFO
Bath towel finish off?

>>17221491
Begin the fucking opera.

>>17221484
With this level of firsthand expertise, I can tell you have spent a lot of time in Japan.

>>17221438
you definitely CAN affect others' emotions through language, but that isn't its primary purpose, let alone its sole one as you were suggesting. The fact that you focused on the light jab rather than the point shows that at least you're consistent

>>17221499
Two years. Broke up with my gf after I graduated college and did the English teaching thing after a friend told me how much pussy he got and was like a rock star. I am in good shape and play guitar so I went over and went from having sex with only 6 girls in my life to having sex with 50+ in two years. Two were fabled massive tit Japanese girls too.

>>17221510
I'll accept your concession.

>>17221512
I’m torn between thinking your story sounds like bullshit, and thinking your story sounds like bullshit.
Two years in Japan and you never grasped the fact that a culture which was never forcefully converted to Abrahamic religion and thus doesn’t see sex as a sin might have less hangups on the subject?

>>17219822
so glad this smarmy jew rat killed himself after being cucked and BTFO by guy fieri

>>17221545
Less hang ups from a moral perspective but that doesn’t make them more sexual people per se. Hence the high number of permavirgin NEETs, single women and abysmal childbirth rate.

I know firsthand that many women like to fuck there but I think it mostly had to do with my being a moderately attractive westerner without connections than anything else.

>>17220008
>"Exotic" Asian country
>"Authentic" food
>Menu board is in English

Hmmmm

>>17220108
Most of them were White kids that got pulled out of the foster system, but that's just what the vampires prefer. I'm sure they would accept brown takeout if they had to.

>>17219869
I know Epstein and Bourdain may look alike but that's no reason to confuse the two.

>>17219822
PTFE is very much non reactive, but it’ll break down into things that are pretty bad for you at high heat. Just don’t get your pan extremely hot then huff the fumes and you’ll be fine. Even if you do, it probably won’t kill you right away. I wouldn’t buy a non stick pan just because I don’t see the point, but unless you’re a retard it’s completely fine.

As for this excerpt, he’s right. This particular pan was “metal proof” or so I’m told.

>>17219819
Bourdain btfo by Guy Fieri.

>>17219822
How did this based as fuck reply get so much hate?
Holy shit this board is awful. You're all incels.

>>17222267
>blatant appeal to authority
>"OMGUD HEZ SOOO BASED WTF GUIZ???!"
shut up you fucking queer.

>>17219859
he's trying to poison us you daft punk

>>17219819
Imagine listening to anything a junkie that got cucked and killed himself says.

>>17222267
>being an unironic bootlicking tourist

>>17219819
>>17219822
So in addition to being a junkie, he was niggercattle, too? Glad he's dead.

>>17219819
LOL GOTTEM>>17219822

>>17220959

What do you mean "sounds like" That's a description of him to a T

>>17222469
Shut up faggot

>>17221260
that's who I'm talking about, junkie kitchen coworkers, or junkie coworkers anywhere. the best way to deal with them is to continually harness them until they blow up over something insignificant and get disciplined or fired

>>17221376

He's posing with one on the cover of his second book as well.

>>17219869
I don't doubt it and his mom is the main reason he's famous/got a book deal. But I've never heard that HE was doing things like this. I know his wife was fucking everyone (including minors).

I've just never heard it.

>>17222684

>his mom is the main reason he's famous/got a book deal

More info on this? His first book was an absolute trainwreck.

>>17222750
His mom was an editor for the new york times and pulled strings to get him a book deal. That's pretty much all there is to it.

>>17222773
Wow he got famous through nepotism? say it aint so.