/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>white edition

Purple sip is best sip.

I tried the Monster Nitro because I asked about it in the previous thread. I was unimpressed by it, tastes like apple-kiwi mix which I don't dig, and the supposed creamy texture is a massive meme, I wouldn't have noticed if you told me nothing.

Fuck Monster and fuck the Coca Cola company btw.

Sip mule is superior

>>17217727
for me it's mango loco.

Monster bros... we lost

>>17218253
isn't it just another Monster rebrand?

>>17218227
Based and superior.

>>17218010
Monster nitro is not apple or kiwi flavored, kek. It’s literally regular monster which is chemical and citric acid flavored but processed in a way that makes it slightly smoother.

>>17218227
Brown hands typed this post

>>17218581
oh my god stop doxxing me anon.

>>17218576
Tastes nothing like original, what's funny is that I've been hungry through the entire morning after sipping it, which is what happens to me when I eat apples.

>>17218598
I’m sorry you’re mentally retarded but it is literally original flavor that is processed more to remove some of the bite. It’s not fruit flavored.

>>17218598
Also the hunger thing is a blood sugar imbalance, not a side effect of eating apples lol. Might want to get checked for diabetes bro.

>>17218614
>>17218621
Ok Monster exec, I'm sorry I suggested one of your products isn't perfect. I'll stay away from these astroturf shill threads

>>17217727
Sip autist here, I have a sip almost every day and I say that original Zero Ultra is still the most refreshing in it's light citrusy crispness, Ultra Rosa is definitely delicious. The original white serves as a definitive and perfect template in which the others make variations from.

I don't care what people say I fucking love these.

>>17219160
I'm with you. Unless these were still around.

>>17218642
this is the truth, I get tired of other flavors if I have them too frequently, but I never get tired of the original

>>17218259
yes
founded, owned, and operated by monster
>>17218576
nitro is a completely different flavor than regular monster, akin to the superdry flavor of maxx (nitro is just a lower sugar maxx, both of which use a NO2/CO2 mix instead of just CO2)

>>17218253
i literally JUST discovered these and came here to post about it.
picked up a lychee flavor and sipping now

For me it's monster mule, the best carbonated energy drink.

>>17219256
>NO2
im retarded, N2O, not NO2

>>17219260
Can't believe they axed Carnival Candy and Gushing Granny aka Sour Apple. They literally tasted like cotton candy and sour apple candy

>>17219565
aww there was a Carnival Candy flavor? i hate being late to the party like this cause i've sorely missed out.

you must really sip this stuff regularly because it's still on their website but OOS at the retailers i checked.

I love my /sips/
These days I mostly drink rehabs. They've grown on me and itgotta say I think they've become my favorite flavors.

>>17219266
I once bought one of these thinking it was a coffee flavor since they had it with the coffee ones. Fucking nasty, ginger isn't for me.

>>17217727
everyone itt is fat

>>17219846
Post body

>>17219851
>dude just dox yourself to prove to fatties drinking liquid sugar that you're not fat
lmao no, cope fatty
I drink water and use my bike and legs everyday. I don't have a car.

>>17218030
holy based. cant find it anymore though

>>17219565
Bang has cotton candy still I'm pretty sure and it tastes the same

>>17219933
posting your body isn't doxing yourself retard

Only acceptable sip coming through

>>17219989
t. tech retard
you can do too much shit with a picture to make myself comfortable with the idea of sharing it on 4chins

the can of Bang says the FDA limit for caffeine is 400mg and it already contains 300mg... i want another one but i guess i'll have to wait till tomorrow.

>>17220166
>muh FDAAAAAAAAAAA
the FDA can suck my dick, I'll drink 5 cans a day if I want

>>17220068
cope

>>17217727
Today's sips. I also like mule and I will always have a soft spot for original

>>17221947
What flavor is the green one? Looks like a passionfruit flavor or something.

>>17222187
It doesnt say, the only descriptor is "island flavours"
I didn't want to crack it yet but for you anon, I will sip early...it's vaguely apple-y, but a bit lighter like it has citrus

>>17222265
So it might actually be a passionfruit flavor, or guava.
Thank you for the taste test fren

>>17219999
Guess he's rightRxnpd

>blocks your path

>>17217727
this, and the orange and green one is the only monsters i like

>>17219933
>>17220068
Pussy faggot

WIP

i work at energy drinks
some recommendations
>s (best)
import*
ultra black
cherry limeade reign
rockstar zero carb
rockstar pure zero tmgs
water
>a (very good)
zero ultra
khaotic
ultra rosa**
ultra paradise**
papillon
pipeline punch
assault
rehab orange
rehab dragon
rehab strawberry lemonade
red inferno reign
blue razzle reign
orange dreamsicle reign
rockstar recovery (all)
rockstar original (diluted w/ ice, water, or alcohol)
>b (good)
rehab peach
rehab lemon (plain)
rehab berry
ultra blue
ultra violet
ultra red
pacific punch
mule
ultra fiesta
original
most sugar-free rockstar flavors, excluding xdurance and sugar-free original
>c (acceptable)
ultra watermelon
ultra sunrise
ultra gold
all other reign flavors
nitro
rockstar punched
>d (bad)
mango loco***
rehab green
low carb
zero carb
maxx (all flavors)
rockstar boom (al flavors)
>e (awful)
bang (the few flavors that aren't dogshit have a reign knockoff that tastes way better)
rockstar xdurance (all)
rockstar samurai cola****
rockstar original (neat)

*import is basically monster original with ~25% less sugar, a resealable lid, and less CO2
**ultra rosa and ultra paradise have the best tasting syrups, hands down
***mango loco is by and large the most popular monster juice flavor, definitely worth trying at least
****samurai cola was a cyberpunk 2077 tie-in; it's just shitty assault

>>17217727
>for me its...

Monster sucks. Fuck sucralose.
>t. redbullchad

>>17222976
red bull tastes like fucking cough syrup

>>17222790
this

>>17219933
>sugar free
>liquid sugar
post macros faggot

>>17222789
Utter fucking dog shit. Kill yourself

>>17217727
>2022
>Drinking something other than water...

>>17222789
Sips without red dye #40?

Tried a Bang Delish Strawberry Kiss for the first time this weekend. Expected something sweet and bright like Welch's strawberry soda. Got a sickly tart strawberry pancake syrup flavor. Disappointing. 3/10.

>>17224571
Reign is all colorless
Ultras are mostly straightforward in their dyes
Ultra fiefsta has a small quantity of beta carotene suspended for most/all of its color

>>17217727
https://www.tiktok.com/@bigsommenergy/video/7047960187243826479

The only sip I need

>>17220068
Yeah, they're gonna rip the exif data that 4chan already automatically removes. Or are they gonna get your social security number by reading its reflection in one of your doorknobs
Make excuses harder fat boy

>>17222976
>he prefers aspartame to sucralose

Why do you guys shill for this kiddie fruity ultra shit instead of drinking normal green, black zero, or mule. Are you all 12 or what

>>17226453
ty
I wish rockstar were colorless too. It's dumb, lots of buyers drink it out the can anyways and don't look at the color. Who wants artificial coloring?

>>17227663
just reminds me I haven't seen ultra black in a concerningly long time

>>17227663
Anon, you're already drinking energy drinks instead of coffee, you are in no position to call other people's energy drink tastes 'kiddie shit.'

>>17218227
waayy too sweet

>>17219999
Quad speak the truth

Just to smash one of these with some paprika crisps before my grueling shift in the call center, only thing that got me through.

>>17222333
trip trips!

>>17222336
nigga please, i quit energy drinks a year ago because of heart palpitations but if i found one of theses i would smash it in the spot.

>>17217727
murifags will never know the taste of heaven

>>17219160
Drank these everyday in college. I quit now though

>>17222789
>rockstar punched
damn it's only a C? I remember really liking it.

>>17229262
I'd rather drink the devils hot cum anon.

>singles are final on sale again in my area
looks like I'm finally going to try the boomer juice, hopefully you all aren't lying to me about how good the white one is

>>17221947
>>17222336
Anon of taste

hopefully zone comes to america eventually
need a sip with an anime girl mascot

Has less caffeine than actual energy drinks.

>>17229870
Considering the market it's kind of odd there isn't an energy drink with a whore for a mascot in the US. That shit would fly off the shelves.

I wish my area sold any Java flavors besides Mean Bean, Loca Moca and rarely Salted Caramel.

>>17229870
Not my zone-chan.

>>17217727
the only acceptable choice

>>17230423
you're not missing out on much
the oatmilk one is alright though

i sipped so much i got a big fat gut.

>>17230535
looks like a fake energy drink from a game or tv show or something. idk if that is a good or bad thing, but I think I kinda like the basic design. the four on the right look better than the other three because they actually look like a battery.

>>17226787
Even full sugar monster contains sucralose as well because the American palate has been fucking obliterated and demands absurd levels of sweetness, it's disgusting. Normal red bull only contains sugar. That's what I drink m8.

pretty sure there was a tea sip (not rehab) that would let 'er rip but i can't find it ATM. maybe i dreamed it, or it was just peach

>>17230582
Have you tried Irish blend and Vanilla? If so how are they?

>>17231156
irish blend doesn't taste much different from caramel and I actually haven't tried vanilla

>>17217727
I'm trying to cut out soda and I was doing such a good job until Monday. It was my brother's birthday and we had stromboli, chocolate cake and mountain dew. Oh it was amazing, I wanted to throw up later. The next day, more mountain dew, more cake, more stromboli. Still felt sick. So I was good for the rest of Tuesday, and then today I had sooo much for lunch. Damn, school lunches. Actually, it's not their fault, it was just a really packed cafeteria and I was trying to grab whatever I could before I left for class. So... Today I ended up having half a quesadilla with mystery filling, a baked potato with cheese and bacon and broccoli. Oh and 3 cookies :/ And mountain dew. I do really well when I'm not eating at school.

>>17230966
They're trying to look modern and minimalist, like Red Bull, so the adults don't get embarrassed by drinking a can in public. Admit it, you all drink Monster inside your house.

>>17217727
Never forget what they took from us.

>>17232104
the drink is the same, just a shittier looking can

anyone remember this meme drink from a decade ago? anyone ever tried it?

>>17232126
>spicy
That sounds fucking awful.

>we dissolved a caffeine pill in a can of soda
>it's now 4$
yeah no thanks, I'll have a coffee

>>17232301
>drinking watered down bean juice
Yeah ok pal, keep making me laugh.

>>17232313
it's bean broth

I usually just buy Ultra Rosa or Rockstar blue, but any ausbros have any experience with Musashi? I forgot about it for a minute, but I saw a bus today advertising Robert Whittaker and his deal with them. Are they any good?

i love this fuckers, idk if you can get them outside of texas tho

*ahem*

>>17219266
>>17219826
monster mule tasted like white sip with a hint of ginger to me
prefer the WHITE sip

anyone tried this one?
is it any good?

>>17232468
We have these up in Minnesota if you know where to look. They're pretty good, lighter and much easier to drink than most energy drinks but still has a respectable 160mg caffeine

I like this flavor but whats the upgrade?

>>17233479
it tastes like regular monster with pineapple
same with the watermelon flavor
it's fine, not especially bad but not good, either

>>17232301
I bought a 12 pack for like 1.60 per can

>>17230296
You aren't allowed to have sexy women on things anymore. Only sheboons are allowed

This shit is literally preworkout, but its god damn tasty. Well worth the itchy feeling

>>17234303
>C4
>superhuman performance
>frozen bombsicle

>>17218253
Not as good as Ultra Sunrise.

>>17233479
Better than Ultra Gold

>>17219160
Surprisingly tasty.

>>17219826
Fucking hate ginger.

>>17232822
Those were surprisingly nice. Bought it for the meme and enjoyed it, the coffee isn't overpowering.

>>17234303
>>17234356
C4 stopped being relevant after the DMAA ban, it WAS a great pre-workout along with the original Jack3D. Their new formulas are weak, and don't get me started on their ''RIPPED'' preworkout they sell at the same price despite reducing ingredients, important ones such as creatine. Cancerous brand.

When the fuck is ultra gold coming to leafland?

Dingoland got rid of Sunrise about a year ago now, I feel like most orange/tangerine flavours get shitcanned quicker than others and it costs $6 a can from an import site. Rosa and Fiesta are pretty fucking good though.