/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17216873
Where's the cheese? Americans put cheese on everything.

>>17216896
You guys don't have your own baking soda?

>>17216873
when it comes to the high craving comfort foods that americans want when living abroad, yes.

>>17216873
Is this an accurate taste of Britian?

>>17216873
>>17216896
>>17216905

Imagine living in a world without Fruit Luips, Goldfish and A1 steak sauce.

>only peanut butter is j*f
nope

>>17216910
Yes

>>17216910
Pretty much but all of that packaging is fucked. Mcvitittes dont come in cardboard boxes and heinz beans dont say “BEANS” like that

>>17216910
Iron Brew was very underwhelming.

Salad cream is literally just Miracle Whip.

Everything else has an American equivalent.

>>17216928
>Salad cream is literally just Miracle Whip.
Being a bong who has never eaten miracle whip i always thought it was something sweet not a savoury vinegary condiment like salad cream

>>17216873
Here is a handy guide.
>Blue = damn good snack tier; add some cheese and cured meat and you’re golden
>Green = if, and only ifcyou’re an unemployed stoner you’ll love this shit
>Red = vintage candy that even most kids haven’t liked this shit later than the 60’s so they’re desperate for new markets
>Yellow = you can make/season some good shit with this
>Pink = what the fuck? It’s motherfucking baking soda; does your country not have baking soda? Serious question. I mean it’s sodium bicarbonate. Not exactly a distinctly American thing.

>>17216873
I only eat
Jiffy cornbread mix, bottom right
Jif extra crunchy peanut butter, bottom right
A1 and sweet baby rays, bottom left
and triscuits, top left

What amazes me is that you guys don't have beef jerky? Jack links is a really bad brand though. If you want to try beef jerky get the good stuff instead, but you'll have to have it shipped.

>>17216940
You probably thought it was sweet due to conflating it with cool whip (sweet, dessert topping)
Miracle whip is to mayonnaise what margarine is to butter.

>>17216940
That’s what you get for listening to /ck/.
Miracle Whip is “omg sweet” because sugar is an ingredient. It is also an ingredient for salad cream.

>>17216873
Where's the fat man with the shit stained pants touching all the products?

>>17216954
to add to this, only niggers and people 300+lbs buy those calypso drink above the goldfish. I've also never known anybody who buys powdered creamer. I've only ever seen it at gas station coffee counters, doctors offices, hotels, or like diners. I feel like it's the type of thing you see with complimentary coffee, like at a shitty office job or something.

>>17216954
kids still eat sour patch and mike and ikes by the ton dude. correct on the green though, and even if you are a stoner there's so much better shit to eat than fucking cereal.

Everyone else is just Interationals here.

>>17216873
honestly yes, these are just about the most mundane foods you can find in stores and they're dirt cheap, but literally anyone can just say fuck this and get other foods, these arent the only commercially available foods

>>17216873
>candy
>liquid candy
>breakfast candy
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE ;_;

>>17216954
What are the bottles on the bottom left next to the sloppy joe mix?

>>17216873
> CTC
> Bazooka Bubblegum
> Sweet Baby Ray's
>Jiffy cornbread
Honestly it's decently spot on.

>>17217110
Some kind of Stubb's sauce, probably a Worcestershire or similar type of condiment

>>17217020
Hol up
Y'all sayin that real international foods don't have brands and flashy labels?
They're stuff like local produce, meat, and dairy?

>>17216873
it's like 95% candy, but essentially all of those are things you would see at stores in the US, yes.

>>17216979
You don't know any Asians. Asians are all about dat Coffee Mate.

>>17216873
When did they start making chocolate twinkies

>>17216896
Those are all American products, yes. However I, an American, don't eat any of those things on a regular basis with the exception of:

Sweet Baby Ray's
Peanut butter
Breakfast cereal (but not those brands)

I eat cornbread sometimes, but I make it from scratch because the recipe is retard easy to remember

>>17217191
Ever since we as a nation realized that Black Lives Matter.

Do non Americans really not have arm and hammer? Do their fridges stink? Do they even have fridges?

>>17217224
They don't, though.

>>17216910
Hobnobs are top tier cookies

>>17216873
>Is this an accurate taste of America?

If all you do is watch American broadcast garbage, "yes".

Of what's on that display all I have ever used is the baking soda, and the Jiffy cornbread muffin mix.

>>17216955
"Mingee" is good shit.

>>17216873
That's looks like an over stuffed pantry from a trailer park.

>>17216910
>Ty-phoo
What the fuck is that

>>17216960
But salad cream is none of these things

The photos of the international aisles in every country's grocery stores are always funny. They seem to get it mostly wrong, but they get a couple junk food things right that would be acceptably nostalgic/authentic if you were from that country. I think the most frustrating thing in grocery stores as a foreigner would be getting the cuts of meat or the fat % of dairy you're used to. Staples are all the same everywhere.

>>17216873
That's poor people food.

>>17217020
we do have World Market though which has some really nice foreign stuff usually, at least compared to the grocery store

Hey so I've just noticed a trend where a good 25% of the threads on this board are just stolen off of Reddit, such as this one. I really don't understand why someone would do that?

>>17216910
Eerily accurate, especially all the squash and beans, though as others have said much of the packaging is not quite right. Literally have some mcvities and Ribena next to me right now

>>17216910
Unironically a pretty good selection.
Could use some Jaffa Cakes though.

>>17216905
This was my question as well. Isn't it basically a staple in all kinds of baked goods? I don't get it

>>17216940
Salad cream is probably closest to a coleslaw dressing in America.
Miracle whip is mayonnaise but someone added some shit chemical aftertaste ('tangy zip!') to it. It's not good.

>>17216910
>salad cream

>>17216873
Way too many Mike & Ikes and Warheads seem to be pretty rare in store.

>>17216905
>>17216954
>>17217552
The brand is shown in a bunch of movies and television, so some people think it's fun to have that container.

>>17217289
do they not do any baking?
i mean the bongs have a whole tv show about it.

>>17217844
>We live in a hypercapitalist dystopia

>>17216873
Foreigners are so dumb. Is this real?

>>17216873
when it comes to mostly junk food,yea,but id be pretty dishonest to say this is like an actual american super market.

>>17216873
>reddit post
>posts it to 4chan
why

>>17217846
>Americans don't know about cake bellows

>>17216873
>>17216910
Damn, the British one is actually way better.

>>17216873
>only has the shittiest cereal in america
We have entire giant aisles dedicated to that glorified dessert. These are certainly the worst options.

>>17216928
Salad cream is not miracle whip. That’s an outright lie. Miracle whip tastes disgusting and is no where near salad cream.

>>17217384
shitty tea

>>17216873
higher res pic so you can actually see everything

>>17217110
>>17217120
It's liquid smoke pretty good stuff

>>17216954
>Pink = what the fuck? It’s motherfucking baking soda
it has corn syrup in it

>>17218162
id imagine liquid smoke would be useful in Europe when more people can't just have a grill and smoke something themselves.

>>17218191
>in Europe when more people can't just have a grill and smoke something themselves

What kind of commie hell hole is europe? I own two different style smokers, a charcoal BBQ, and a gas grill.

>>17218208
its not that you can't buy one,euros just have small houses and yards by american standards,leaving little room for that stuff.

>>17218223
>euros just have small houses and yards by american standards,leaving little room for that stuff.

It's just as well, it's only a matter of time before their overlords in Brussels outlaw meat and make them eat only bugs.

>>17216873
haha, yeah sure it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm51ihfi1p4
Ramones - I Wanna Be Sedated

>>17218251
>>17218223
>>17218208
>>17218191
wtf kind of propaganda is this?

Just sedate me already from eurotrash cuntbags.

>>17218251
i meant as in they have smaller houses,they can still buy one.
>>17218343
its not propaganda to say euros have smaller houses,it may not seem small to you,but by US standards,its pretty small.
and with that lack of room,liquid smoke is useful.

>>17218343
The liquid smoke can be useful sometimes. A drop or two in some chili works when you don't have time to make smoke. According to the eurotrash us Americans are always nuking things, sometimes we like to make some chili, sometimes even with beans.

>>17217020
is that wegmans?

>>17218343
Its not propaganda, it's that eurotrash cunts don't like to be called out on their own bullshit and when they are called out they shut up tight.

>>17218378
>>17218363
lol ok
you are trannies

>>17218391
No, that's what you like to call people that aren't biden / camela supporters.

>>17218406
>brings politics into this for no reason
ok, mutt

>>17218406

>>17217310
Cool it with the anti-semitism, friend.

They sell bags of Flamin Hot Cheetos in the American section here for 9 fucking euros that is 10,22 usd

>>17218409
Well the anon did bring up trannies, that's not political? Learn to read a thead, that's about as political as it's going to get. I'm not a trannie, they have their rights just as we all do.

>>17218391
lol,you're offended over me saying euros have smaller houses.
>>17218419
flamin hot cheetos are the best cheetos,but not for 10 dollars,its like 3 bucks or less in the US.
though takis are alot better if you are in the US (or mexico)

>>17218426
I do like them but yeah not for that much. Most of the time I just 'forget' to pay them at the self checkout though

>>17218419
Heck, we get the big bag of crunchy Jalapeno cheetos for a buck fiddy. I feel bad for you eurotrash suckers, truly I do.

>>17218429
in the US,there are sensors to prevent that in stuff like walmart.
though i have not tried to steal cheetos so maybe i could get away with it,not really worth trying though.

>>17218432
here they just put a wagie to keep an eye on things, but they are just playing with their phone most of the time and only come over to beep their card if you buy alcohol

>>17216928
>Iron Brew was very underwhelming.

Irn-Bru needs, absolutely needs, to be served ice cold, and will serve you extremely well when you have a hangover and need something to sip on to get you through the morning.
Alternatively, it pairs well with a well-fired buttered roll (the crust will give it a slightly bitter taste to balance the extreme sweetness of the irn-bru) on Ayrshire bacon + Gold Start brown sauce.

>>17218432
This is an example of eurotrash trying to push agenda.
"in the US,there are sensors to prevent that in stuff like walmart.
though i have not tried to steal cheetos so maybe i could get away with it,not really worth trying though."

Get your shit straight you fucking bitch.
"sensors?" GTFO!

>>17218432
>in the US,there are sensors to prevent that in stuff like walmart.

lmfao no there fucking arent

>>17218437
I think that would go well with pork chops.

>grape nuts
no one fucking eats this besides old people
>triscuit
see grape nuts
>cinnamon toast crunch
god tier, enjoyed by all americans
>reese puff
dogshit meme tier
>eggo
see reese puff
>froot loops
see cinnamon taost
>lucky charms
see cinnamon toast
>mike and ike
dogshit tier not worthy of any variants. not consumed by america at large
>swedish fish
see mike and ike
>lemon head
this one is hard to place, old but not popular. I will watch their career with great interest
>runts
dog shit no one eats this garbage where the fuck is the chocolate lmao cant afford a snickers in bong land?
>hot tamales
jesus this is just getting on my nerves now. they should have called this section "goods we buy that are vaguely associated with USA"
>
all this candy is dogshit save for bazook joe and milk dud
>oh I found the snickers but its pbutters lmao foh what type of nerd ass garbage is this
>payday
see lemonhead
>3 misketee
if you ever see a person eating a musketeer in america you are on drugs and hallucinating it
>tootsie roll
very accurate this is a staple of american cuisine
>fellows/graze
again dogshit no one knows what this is anywhere in the country
>toll house
very american company, based on what I am seeing though this is likely the oddball dogshit variant not the americ one
>hersey prodcut
see tootsie rol
>those fucking bag satchel cookies next to the kisses
god tier american enjoyed by all americans
>hawaiin punch anything
thats for niggers lmao
>jacvk lin
yes fine very american
>...bbs sauce?
wtf is that, label makes no sense no one buys this in americ
>mc cormick sloppy joe
I dont know what the fuck this is but mc cormick is super popular in america just not for sloppy joeseph
>A1
now we are talking, on every table in every diner in america, I just saw 7 of them 30 minute ago
>baby rays
yes very standard american esp if you live in shit bbq land this is like best you can get
>blairs
meh
>slap ya mams
no one knows what this is anywhere in the worl

>>17218443
\>red bottle no lable
>those little butter and white cheddar shakers
this shit is like technically american taste because it is in every retailer but I have never seen it in a home so the jury is out on this one bnut I am leaning towards a "no"
>garbage left on the aisle
lmao fucking trashy people
>coffee mate
this is as american as wartime good job
>fluff
but its like not jiffy? this is no dice
>jiff
fine
>CRESCO SHORTENING
nigger food
>jiffy corn
meh
>arm and hammer
yup this is accurate
>b aby ruth
very good yes
>whatamabooodIT
this is dogshit and a fake product hologram
>gold fish
good
>in stupid fucking brands
no good, this is not american
>calyspo bottle drink
lmao this possibly american taste "by proxy" it is all over the place but no one buys it. they phased it out some time ago now it is just sold in nigger villages they tried to sell it to whie ppl first.
>la croix
oh fancy man, this one fits
>baked in brooklyn
this is just dogshit its like buying faggot sticks that say "mAdE in vIrgInia" its fucking floor shake.
>hostess non-convential long form cupcake
jesus just eat the normal cup cake. if this was a hostess cupcake, shit as they are, it would count as american. but no one and I mean NO ONE IN FUCKING AMERICA EATS LONG CUPCAKES HOLY FUCK I HATE FORIEGN PEOPLE

>>17218441
Just admit that your a conspiracy nut, when was the last time you saw a flying saucer and lizard people?

>>17218443
>>17218444
chill and take your drugs or something
maybe Hathor will calm you.

>>17218452
yea thanks for the advice but I idle at 90 lmao

>>17216873
I love America Week at Lidl. It's the only time I see brisket for sale here.
It is simply not a standard cut in Denmark.

Greece Week is the real travesty.

>>17218443
>>17218444
I appreciate your effort, but I am not going to read all of that

>>17218462
>brisket not a standard cut in Denmark
what do they do with that meat instead?

>>17218446
About 8 o clock this morning

>>17218438
i live in Wisconsin,the Walmart here has sensors in the entrances/exits.
>>17218462
>no brisket
what a sad life.

>>17216954
Triscuits are so artificially overflavored they're the definition of the americlap palate

>>17218495
Lol okay Anatoli enjoy your pickled goat.

>>17218475
We use all the meat. It's just sectioned out differently.
Standard cuts of animals vary quite a bit between countries.

Imagine fucking eating cereal. Corn syrup slave slop.

>>17218493
How ghetto is your walmart that they are putting loss prevention tags on your Cheetos.

>>17218507
Right, but how is what we would normally make into brisket, sectioned out in your country?

>>17218509
I hope your day gets better, anon. :(

>>17218455
She's very calming
She's the goddess of love afterall

>>17218509
>Imagine
Opinion discarded.

>>17218493
I have walmarts in NY, they have old guys by the doors, nobody is trying to steal anything and we're not methheads or crack addicts. Get over yourselves.

>>17218145
Euro anons, get some pumpkin pie mix and make yourself a pumpkin pie or two. Then eat it with lots of fresh whipped cream, or Cool Whip if you want that truly American experience.

>>17218533
Is that some john lemon bullshit?
He was really full of shit and nobody wants to say it because it's not politicallty correct.

>>17216896
Nobody is sinking so low as to use liquified "cheese" in a bottle.

>>17216873
>no McEnnedy products
Sorry OP, not the authentic american taste

>>17218509
I'm a fantastic cook and have access to many high quality ingredients so I know that good cereal is far tastier than most "breakfast" foods like eggs or bacon.

>>17216910
That chutney is South African

>>17218437
Who the fuck drink any type of soda anything other than ice cold?

>>17218648
Lots of people prefer to drink it at closer to room temperature so they can taste it better.

>>17218635
A hot indian chick turned me onto this lime pickle chutney stuff.

>>17218443
I'm not even American but by your language I can see you are a contrarian faggot

tb.avi
So many versions that i've lost count
The Bounty

>>17218695
Is that what that relish was at the indian restaurant? It was the culinary equivalent of licking a battery.

>>17218672
Yeah we call those people weirdos

>>17218749
No that'll be poo in the loo, gotta get a real hot indian girlfriend to give you the good stuff like lime pickle.

>>17216873
It's mainly the bottom shelf that has more of the stuff you'd see in American pantries and fridges. The rest is mostly just candy and snacks that you generally don't see a lot of people buy too much, aside from the Nerds. The boxes of Nerds are always half sold-out no matter where I stop at.

To pick something out specifically, that popcorn seasoning is weirdly popular where I'm at in the Midwest. For a while there, you could actually go to the movie theater and they just had this seasoning station by the concessions with regular ass bottles of those to put on your popcorn. The amount of love some burgers have for ranch and cheese flavoring is just appalling at times.

>>17218753
All those chicks are princesess, it's all in fun.

>>17218777
Who in their right mind goes to a movie theather in 2022? What are you retarded or something?

" in American pantries and fridges." fuck off you foreign sack of shit with an axe to grind, go back to switzerland or something.
Why don't you post our pantries and fridges you pathetic sack of shit?

>>17218786
This was a long ass time ago, back in 2011 when I took your mother out to see Killer Elite before getting down and dirty in the backseat of her Ford Escape

>>17218786
non shut-ins aka normal people

>>17218799
Not so long, I'm not a poor nigger and can negotiate my own contracts, apparaently you can't so your consigned to mimimum wage like a faggot.

>>17218816
What

>>17216913
>Luips

>>17218825
What are you stupid or are ESL?

>>17216910
what the fuck?

Since when does Publix have a British food isle??

>>17218840
We keep the retard brits out and get the good sandwiches.

>>17218840
Since when have they not?
My local also has a German shelf next to the British one

>>17218816
>>17218837
Fix your reply bot scripts, nobody mentioned wages

>>17218855
So in a corner in the foreign isle?
Do you fucks wear umbrellas in there?

>>17218855
And of course the section for God’s Chosen next to the German stuff.

>>17218856
Touched a nerve did I, I'm surprised.
I didn't think you eurotrash types had hearts.

>>17218861
Public Security Section 9 for the eurotrash.

>>17218859
>Do you fucks wear umbrellas in there?
Is this some zoomer euphemism?

>>17218892
I don't know, what don't you illuminate us. You eurotrash seem to know everything.

>>17218855
Those barrel pickles are so good. At least they used to be when they were Gundelsheim

>>17218907
>Gundelsheim
Before niggers were sticking their fingers in the barrels.

>>17218903
>you eurotrash
What the fuck are smoking, Brayden?
I’m posting pics from a nearby American chain grocery store. In America. Where I am.

>>17218907
Fuck yeah they are; I buy them quite a bit. They don’t taste like pure vinegar, but they aren’t sweet either. They have a nice balance.

>>17218929
>Brayden
What the fuck is a Brayden, explain yourself bitch.

>>17218929
Hey fag, post your cell number, one of us will sort out where you are.

>>17216873
Close, but I don't see flamming hot cheetos

that's because the best are the jalapeno and eat those with chopsticks to avoid getting shit in keyboards

>>17216873
Ah hell yeah.

>>17218932
Generic term for screechy zoomer.
The screechiest of zoomers always seem to be products of single moms.
And single moms in the early 00’s always seemed to name their sons Ayden, Brayden, Cayden, Hayden, Jayden, Kayden, or some other -yden name.

>>17218949
That's the worst, aint no friendly looking negro, the only friendly looking nigger is one that wants to put a knife in your back

>>17218954
eesha too, like twaneesa

I be twaneesha and I expect some gubment money, now bitches!

>>17216910
Jannie Dodgers
Kek

>>17217385
it literally is a mayo derivative.

>>17218955
/pol/'s over that way, fella.

>>17216873
an accurate sim of an american 7/11

>>17216873
>Is this an accurate taste of America?
no.
that's an accurate taste of one end cap.

>>17218861
>no kosher salt with the star of david

>>17218861
you mean Satan’s Chosen

>>17217020
>>17218369
That 100% looks like weggies.

Wegman's is the best store bar fucking none, I'll die on this his.

Their subs are fucking godtier.

>>17216910
I see a spoon in that picture, I hope some one has their spoon loicense before trying to purchase one.

>>17216928
>Iron-brew was very underwhelming.

Firstly, it's Irn-bru. Secondly, Say that to my face and not online fucker. See what happens. You fucking amoeba. I will wipe your entire bloodline from the face of the earth.

>>17216928
>Iron Brew was very underwhelming.
you are meant to drink it only when you are just barely holding on to consciousness

>>17218635
>South African
yeh thats why its in the british section.

>>17218517
they don't, he's just an idiot who thinks the sensors at the front can tell if you didn't pay for every item or something. they only go off if it has something like a spider tag on it or one of those ink ones on clothes, or in video games/movies/electronics, stuff that they care if people steal.

>>17216873
Those are snack foods. If you want an accurate taste of what americans eat, try a reuben, brunswick stew, chili con carte, cob salad, pot roasts, jambalaya, bbq, a BLT, or thanksgiving food (highly recommended, tastes great if prepared right)

>>17220254
forgot to attach pic

>>17216873
>half of it is candy
>sugary cereal
>sugary drinks
Kill me. I've got to take a break from this country. Got any suggestions for somewhere that actually pays their scientists even remotely fairly?

>>17217993
If it wasn't for LOTR-tfotr, we wouldn't know about 2nd breakfast, 11sies, morning tea . . . .

>>17218208
>What kind of commie hell hole is europe? I own two different style smokers, a charcoal BBQ, and a gas grill.
>I own two different style smokers
>a charcoal BBQ
>a gas grill.

*sigh* It's stupid fuckin pillbillies like you that make us all look bad.
In case you're too dense: Neither of your examples are smokers, idiot.

>>17218162
its BBQ sauce

>>17216873
No, but I am ;)

>>17221234
Explain

>>17216910
>no jaffa cakes
0/10

>>17216954
Fuck you. Mike and Ikes rule.

>>17216873
triscuits and grapenuts together feels right

>>17216984
>kids still eat Mike & Ikes
Pressing X.

>>17221363
>>17221310
Sour Mike & Ikes rape dogs.

>>17218861
>it's about 60% matzo, 25% jarred fish, and some random stuff like grapejuice and marshmellows
Also, who the fuck eats jarred borscht?

>>17218145
i spot crisco

>>17221268
Come over here and I'll make you understand ;D

>>17218861
Jews just steal shit from eastern europeans. There's nothing jewish about white fish or potato pancakes.

>>17216979
>only niggers and people 300+lbs buy those calypso drink above the goldfish
Calypso is made in my city, and while yes its full of niggers, the drink is pretty good. Blue Raspberry lemonade is good, and im tired of pretending its not

>>17220996
>somewhere that actually pays their scientists even remotely fairly?
In my experience, a remote alien moon colony in a distant galaxy. Or Narnia.

>>17216910
Yes, especially the York tea and the squash. Its all people I know drink.

Wait, 5.89 for the jar of Marmite? Rip off

>>17217384
Bad tea, actually worse than PG tips which is already weak tea.

Peopl who buy Typhoo are cheap and only buy it for people who want the caf hit.

>>17218223
Am Bong, live in the country with a family rotisserie.

>>17217224
That's because we had chocodiles back when blacks were allowed to be dark on the inside as long as they were white where it counts

The only thing worth getting on that shelf is maybe MAYBE the apple butter

yeah

>>17216873
Those Calypso lemonades are pretty good if you like a lemonade that isn't that sweet.

>>17220996
The private sector. Unless you studied some kindergarten science like biology.

>>17218855
>>17218861

>Go to check out the Polish shelf
>It's just more of the German shelf stuff

>>17216910
Pretty good, but I've never seen some of the stuff on the top shelf before in my life.

>baking soda
wait is this not a thing outside america???

>>17218055
They’re practically indistinguishable, retard.

>>17221940
>5.89 for the jar of Marmite? Rip off
Interesting; normally Bongbros I show a pic of that section to are appalled at the beans and tea prices. You’re the first to mention the marmite.

My grocery store has a european import section. Half of the stuff is arabic

>>17218431
EU puts massive tariffs on all American imports, yet seethes endlessly when the US threatens to raise tariffs on EU goods to even ½ of what their tariffs are on American goods. It’s the same reason why a Corvette there costs double what it does in the US. “Muh chicken tax”

>>17218855
>falafel mix

>>17218444
Fluff is a Masshole thing. I live on the west coast but I had a masshole roommate that introduced me to fluffers nutters shit is legit.

>>17222222

>>17216873
I wish our supermarkets had american sections.

>>17216873
>Triscuits
>Cinnamon Toast Crunch
>Reeses
>JIF
>Hazelnut Coffee Creamer
>Goldfish
>Hostess snack cakes
>BBQ sauce
>Eggo
>Fruit loops

Yeah, they have great taste, and fuck the hippie vegan faggots who disagree. All that shit is fucking delicious and addictive, though of course it will make you fat as hell.

>>17216954
>including Sour Patch Kids in red
Fuck off.

>>17216873
Literally food choices that single women will buy
>Calypso
>Triscuit
>baking soda to clean stuff because being a house wife is in a womans dna (which troons don't have)

>>17216910
why is it called digestive? Does it really help loosen your bowels? From a marketing stand point it sounds off putting.

The grape nuts look so out of place compared to everything else

>>17225456
That's what they don't get. It sounds medicinal. It really is the inferior name.

>>17216873
that's really awful....

>>17216910
>Hayward's pickled onions
I got these once off Amazon. The jar said once opened, you have to eat them all in a couple weeks. Do they really go bad that quickly?

>>17216960
ausfag here
huh, the more you know
the way you hear about shit like this on shows like Family Guy is it sounds like whipped cream in a can.

>>17216910
>HP sauce
>Heinz beans
Wish I could say no but it's pretty accurate

>>17216910
just recently tried that Branston pickle spread, its fucking tits man im so glad my smaller grocery store stocks it

>>17216873
Do europeans not eat breakfast cereals? Is that a uniquely American thing?? Also, baking soda? What the fuck?

>>17216873
>4 rows of Warheads

>>17216910
God forsaken foggy little island nation. Why is all the packaging so muted and dark??

That's the healthy food section. Can you take a pic of the junk food?

>>17216910
Legitimately is actually.

>>17225487
>>17225456
They’re made with baking soda, and when they were first invented it was believed baking soda assisted with digestion.

>>17226901
Euro cereal is usually something like mueseli. Think: Bran flakes mixed with seeds and nuts. Not sweet at all, unless you put fruit in it (which a lot of people do). Hyper-sweet kiddie cereal is a US/Canadian thing.

>>17227255
That's wild. Probably better for you, I've tried muesli and was not a huge fan. I eat eggs mostly

im american and i recognize all of these products

>>17216910
>Ribena
>no Vimto
>No colmans mustard
>several British classics missing from the sweets section, double decker, curly whirly, creme eggs ect.
Its not bad but even with most of the products with have over here, I doubt they would sell anyway.
Turkish delights are based though, the ultimate pleb filter

>>17227250
thanks britbong

>>17228558
I think they just have those things in the US anyway

>>17216873
Do Amerimutts actually eat real food?

>>17216873
keep seething eurofags

>>17229143
Ah, good old traditional American Pommes-Snack.
I remember eating those with my grandfather.

>>17216873
Sort of a weird candy selection, but it's basically right.

Just tried these after 20+ years of only eating organic American chocolate from small companies. Disgusting. Acrid, bitter, just pure hell.

>>17229143
on special occasions

>>17225750
They are probably just accounting for spastics storing them incorrectly.

>>17218145
do burgers really eat coon sauce hahahahah

>>17216910
What is salad cream? Is that just ranch?

>>17216910
I recognize the British section at publix anywhere.

>>17224071
Mainer here. Fluffernutters are bomb. Based on my college experience in mass, I think it's more broadly a new england and specifically northern new england thing

>>17229313
>Just tried these after 20+ years of only eating organic American chocolate from small companies
you sound like an insufferable douchebag lmfao. you're probably so fun at parties.

>>17216954
You are an out of touch faggot lol.

>>17216910
fookin mint that