/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Too spicy for you?

>>17206321
With a bidet. I'm using mine right now. Toilet time is me time, and me time is more precious than gold. It's also winter and the water's cold and the pressure is high. It's bracing and energizing and really lets me know where my root chakra is. So I can balance it.

And then the toilet clapped

>>17206400
i'm autistic about my toilet routine. we don't have a bidet bc i'm american so i get naked, hang my clothes on the towel rack, shit, wipe, and oftentimes i wipe too hard and end up with blood on the paper. also to get cleaner i take a paper towel, wet it, and run it thru the crack. if any shitwater drips on my legs i scrub with a washcloth. i scrub my legs when i shower. but back to the shitting. i wash my hands thrice, then put my clothes back on, then wash my hands in the kitchen sink to get them extra clean with the palmolive.

>>17206421
You seem like the type to take a soak and keep them soft. Sexy.

>>17206321
>how do they live like this?
so you have some kind of bowel disorder and therefore think that this has something to do with Americans?

>>17206421
Just take a shower instead, it's what I do. I essentially have to since my diet makes the stickiest shits and I'd be wiping all day if I tried to get it off.

>>17206457
I have IBS, so when i shit it's a paint splatter in the bowl but surprisingly easy to wipe