/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Gluten free, keto, vegan, and vegetarian options. If you need any of those "diets" to live, you're weak and deserve to die.

The most cucked thing about western society is that normal bacon is paper thin and too crunchy when we should be eating pork belly with our breakfast for the prices we pay for normal bacon

>>17196909
You got that right

>>17196807
>crying about pumpkin spice Cup Noodle
>being unaware of Nissin’s long history of completely self-aware IRL shitposting with limited Cup Noodle troll products
Holy fuck, you should have picked literally any other pumpkin spice product on the planet for your example.
If anything, they make that product as another IRL shitpost showing that the pumpkin spice shit has clearly been taken too far and has gotten retarded.

>>17196909
>we should be eating pork belly instead of bacon
Uh….
>bacon is expensive
Lolwut?

>>17197023
Most of their culinary shitposts are JP only though

>>17197023
That's interesting since pumpkin spice ramen is what your mom asks for whenever she finishes licking my unwiped asshole while your dad jerks it in the corner with a black dildo rammed up his ass!

>>17197042
>t. little zoomie faggot mad because he literally got baited by an instant noodle company who purposely made that shit to bait little faggots like him
And this is why Cup Noodle is based. Their noodles are already really good, and then they go the extra mile to make them even better by adding salt from fags like you.

>>17197067
This is all I'm hearing from you

>>17197080
>literally falls for troll product
>gets mad when informed
>replies with an image meant for twittercap posts
Okay, you win.
I’m fine with laughing at idiots, but actual retards can’t help the fact they’re retarded. I apologize for my insensitivity.

>>17197120
Thank you. You're forgiven. I'll tell your mom to make you some mac and cheese when she finishes sexually servicing my dog.

>>17197174
Sure thing Ayden, Brayden, Cayden, Hayden, Jayden, or whatever your -yden zoomer name is.

>>17197241
It's Kaycen spelled with a K you bottom faggot. KYS and do everyone else a favor.

>>17196807
Those were actually good though. They weren't sweet or sugary at all, basically like a slightly spicy pumpkin noodle soup. Honestly one of the best flavors i've had from CN.

>>17196807
I saw pumpkin spice ramen in the clearance section where it belongs.

>>17197026
Most places it's $4/lb.

>>17197341
Try $6.50 at best.

>>17197067
>>17197023
>>17197120
>>17197241
You will never, EVER, be a weeb.

Pretty tired of impossible and beyond burgers.

If you wanna be vegan, then fucking commit and stop trying to come up with engineered carbon copies of the literal thing that you supposedly hate so much. The whole scene is just super fucking cringe. Vegan faggots made their bed, now lie in it.

>>17197394
As an avid meat eater, the impossible burger isn't the worst thing I've ever tasted. It would have to be significantly cheaper for me to buy it again tho.

>>17197383
lol holy mother of fuck if you only knew.
You’re right. I’m not a weeb, and never will be.
I am THE motherfucking weeb.
I weeb at a level to which the casual internet weebs jacks off at the very thought of someday achieving

>>17197424
Based.

>>17197424
Bet you jack off to jap scat videos...or maybe the ones where they put a bucket of eels in a woman's ass.

>>17197443
ありがとう、ございます!

>>17197455
Did you not actually read a single fucking word I wrote?
I’m literally weeb-supreme.
I have zero want or need of Jap porn, because I wifed a Japanese woman who checks all the categories I could want in such a thing. My kinks are covered.
She’s ultra petite with DFC; when we’re at our place in the US and she does laundry, I have to lift her up to reach the controls on the dryer stacked on top of the washer. It’s adorable fuck.
Additionally, she has delicious feet/armpits which I get to lick whenever I want.

>>17197522
I bet you smoke pot, doncha?

>>17197573
Sure, back when I was an unemployed full-time university student.
But that was a quite a while ago.

>>17197607
Nah bruh. You still smoke the oregano. Don't bullshit me.

>>17197613
How many times do I have to explain the master-level turboweeb thing?
When I smoke, it’s Japanese-market menthols lit with a lighter from the Maidreamin location I frequent, as my favorite maid who I always request casts her moe-moe-kyun-kyun maid magic on it every time I buy a new lighter.

Why the fuck would I smoke oregano?

>>17197673
where do you buy jap cigarettes?

>>17197708
Japan. Where I normally live/work when the government isn’t going double-retard over the coof.

>>17197673
Oregano is slang for weed you ignorant donkey

>>17197795
Sorry, I don’t speak zoomish, and have no real need/desire to learn it.

>>17197826
Well, at least I'm still on Christmas vacation and don't have to go back to school until Monday. I bet you had to work all week wagie.

>>17197836
Did you miss the part where he said he's currently in america but works in japan?

>>17197826
oregano isn't slang for weed really but there's a trope that people sell oregano as weed to unsuspecting noobs. definitely not a zoomer trend, many decades old. you're probably just autistic. congrats on the wife tho

>>17197067
Bro you shouldn't know this much about some instant noodle company let alone take pride in it. What the F are you doing with your life?