/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>fish
>lemon
Stop this disgusting meme.

>>17195414
Looks great. I love swordfish and capers

>>17195414
Looks good. I was never crazy about capers, but I'd still eat that.
I made some cottage pie.

>>17195431
You and me are two of body but one of soul.

>>17195448
Oh baby, I love the texture and the browning on the tater layer. That looks awesome.

>dry, dense flesh with no fat
>riddled with mercury
>overcooked and steamed because op added way too much liquid over inadequate heat
yeah sounds delicious

>>17195468
Thanks, buddy. Get your mash nice and smooth, drop it over top of the meat/veg mixture while hot, then repeatedly rake the mash with a fork in the same direction. The impressions left by the fork tines brown and crisp up beautifully in a 400° oven, or under the broiler.

>>17195414
>Lemon in a cast iron
Have fun stripping the seasoning off that pan

>>17195492
Your local McDonald's is just down the street, chud.

>>17195414
>gay little boy
Literally Me

The silhouette of your pan and stove top look like the Pokémon Snorlax.

>>17195506
>chud
you faggots will never ever be welcome here, kys

>>17195500
it doesnt as long as you already have a bit built up

>>17195506
>not wanting overcooked rubberfish implies an affinity for fast food garbage
lmao cope harder, faggot.

Wow that meals looks grim

>>17195414
Shiozake-ish salmon with garlic and butter, rice with chicken stock and olive oil.

>>17195414
thumbnail looks like snorlax

>>17195426
what a retard, lmaoo get a load of this sperg

>>17195414
>>17196128
Holy shit, I'm not crazy. I thought it looked like a fat dude with cat ears.

I had the Lamb Stew I made last night with mashed potatoes and butter as did the other four people in the house

My brother didn't even try it, just poked the potatoes around his plate and ate some of the meat, now he's making ramen and toast and I'm unironically seething

>>17196366
How do you live with uncultured, picky heathens like that? My friend's child is less picky than this. It's honestly nice to go out with him and his family because he actually finds joy in new foods. Last month he tried oysters and ate half the dozen. I was just happy he was smiling like the chubby little burnt chicken nugget of a kid he is, and that he has a good taste for food. That fucker would probably eat half that pot no sweat.

>>17196392
Entry level property that isn't a bedsit above a smack dealer is 6x my salary in my area, so I need a huge deposit to buy anything, and rent would be almost half my wage a month so that's not practicable while I save for a mortgage.

Just 7 more months saving and I'll have the money, almost there

>>17195414
No pics but I just polished off some bacon and eggs with a heel of sourdough and some goat cheese. Simple

I tried making naan but they turned out like slightly bubbly english muffins.

>>17195414
I cooked 45 lbs of ribs bitch!

>>17195506
Learn how to cook fish correctly trannifag.

>Mercury content doesn't matter when you hang yourself once you figure out social/mass media is lying to you only to further their agenda.

>>17195426
Stop being bad at life.

>>17195414
Nothing at all you pathetic faggot asslicking cockgobbler.

>>17195414

People eat this? This looks more like a satanic ritual than it does cooking

>>17195414
Plain swordfish and rice is so good.

>>17195414

>>17197349
Another Pokémon. Fuck off, OP.

>>17197372
kek, i thought i was the only one who noticed

>>17196366
If you took the beans out of that I would happily chow down as leftovers as a kid. However, with the beans I would pass.
BtW not a bean hater. I always ate my chili with beans as a kid.

>>17196012
Came here to post this.

Sauted carrots, serrano peppers, ramen noodles, celery and eggs. All in canola oil.
Shit was so cash and cheap.

>>17195448
Nice, the top looks great. I do something similar, make the top rough and kind of random.