/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17187755

Garloids should always be shelled, but some tender soft-shell pangolin can be pretty tasty.

>>17187755
Prawn Pasta, please

i takes off the shell then i eats the seabug

When it comes to seafood:

Brits > Spaniods > Nips

>>17187789
>spaniods
you fucking dumb-dumb

>>17187789
>>17187799
Chinese are the ones that made seafood today so expensive.
Did you know that 95% of all Australia's exported seafood goes to China?

>>17187861
That's because Australia is a Chinese colony.

>>17187799
Rude desu

You people complain about the teen shemongle telling you to "eat the bugs" then romanticize these sea bugs

>>17187755
Shelled please, my monkey brain enjoys the reward of getting the morsels out

>>17187789
what seafood do Brits do well?

>>17188071
None of it, like with the rest of their "food". Every other European country can make fun of American food, but British people, due to the slop they eat, are banned from joining in on the fun. The worst flyover sloppa is twenty times better than the best British chefs have to offer. everyone does fish and chips better, for example.

>>17187923
Difference is crustaceans taste good, you retarded faggot.

>>17188068
I thought I was the only one.

Shellfish is filthy slop, fit only to be eaten by the goyim

>>17188071

Jellied eels?

>>17188095
Fisch & chups?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jS_tU1lf-c

>>17188121
So you? Or are you a fucking Jew?

>>17188120
I think its a real physiological/evolutionary thing, either way I love shit like crab and prawns and snails and mussels etc. where you have to use your hands to get a small little treat out
Also whenever I have a roast chicken or other bird I love picking the carcass clean with my hands, similar satisfaction

>>17188095
>>17188095
cope more amerilard
Brit cuisine > nordic/Northern Europe cuisine at the very least, and certainly better than processed Amerishart hamburger slop with extra HFCS

>>17188121
Shellfish is better than whatever garbage you eat nigger

>>17188125
meh jellied eels are pretty bland, just taste like mackerel with a load of gelatine
British lobsters, mussels, oysters etc. are great though. Cooked up some mussels I foraged in Scotland and they were huge and juicy and delicious

>>17188121
>my god dictates what food I can eat, cow le good, pig le bad
dumbass religion

>>17188162
Yeah, nah, been to England m8 your food is right fucked

>>17188240
you've never even left your flyover state, mutt

>>17188241
I was born in Germany, actually, didn't come to the states until I was 4, and we went back two or three times a year. Had better fish and chips at a tourist trap in Jackson hole, Wyoming, than anywhere in London. Suck my Germanic cock, anglo swine.

>>17187755
Shit is so easy to make. Water, steam, 15-30min, done. Delicious seabugs.

>>17188265
Butter, tartar and cocktail not pictured

>>17187903
>>17188126
Bacon with seafood is grrrrr...eat!

>>17187755
>That'll be $82.65

>>17188262
>than anywhere in London.
Yea London isn't even part of the UK at this point, way to out yourself as a retarded flyover mutt
Why are amerimutts so desperate to cling on to the vaguest European heritage, are they really that ashamed of their own culture? Also
>'German' calling British cuisine bad
kek

Seafood Tom Yum please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cahtdM_TP00&t=0s

>>17187755
i like the whole thing.
speaking of which since i cant fucking find the answer anywhere, can you eat a nautilus?

Is crab omelette a seafood dish?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm7AAUZFZN4

>>17188376
https://oceanservice.noaa.gov/facts/nautilus.html
Let's see.... definitely not the shell but the rest is made of meat.

>>17188071
Crispy scaly fry and pillared spuds with acetic acid.

>>17187755
Seafood is for people too poor to own land to raise cows and pigs on.

>>17189337
landfood is for people too poor to own a boat to catch shrimp and fish on.

>>17188984
>Is crab omelette a seafood dish?
>is crab seafood?
nigga?...?

>>17187903
how much of their beef do they get too?

>>17190342
its funny because its true

>>17188071

>>17188162
Your post is the definition of cope

>>17188288
>actually just implied German food is worse than English
I'm not him but it's time to stop embarrassing yourself

Izzat a mantis shrimp in the middle there? I've not had any since I was a kid. So good.

>>17188176
They most certainly do NOT taste like mackerel. Mackerel is delicious. I detest eel in all forms. I hated when my mother cooked those shits when I was growing up, especially fried. Watching the cut up pieces writhe about in the frying pan didn't help my perception of the snakey shits any, either.

>>17188071
>Kedgeree
>flaked fish (traditionally smoked haddock), boiled rice, parsley, hard-boiled eggs, curry powder, butter or cream, and occasionally sultanas.
smoked haddock is fantastic
>fish pie
not stargazie but like Shepard's pie only a mix of fish poached in milk

>>17188262
>Had better fish and chips at a tourist trap in Jackson hole, Wyoming, than anywhere in London.
>cheap oil not beef dripping
>oil too hot for fish but too cold for chips
and thats all the uk, not even going into all the extra shit than london brings

>>17190614
I love a good fish pie. Preferably cod.
>dat oniony milk sauce
So good, especially with a side of haricots verts.

>>17190624
>she thinks brits dont fry in drippings
It is to laugh, madam. It is to laugh.

>>17190632
you'd be lucky to find 1 in a 100 that still uses dripping, its all cheap shit now with soggy chips and 'non-brewed condiment'

>>17190627
my secret is to add chopped broccoli florets for extra umami

>>17190641
Try oop norf.

>>17190652
>umami
I wouldn't think of broccoli as particularly savoury, but you do you.

>>17190664
its high in glutamic acid

>>17187755
Blackened or some raw

>>17190672
IYSS

>>17187755
of fuck OPs caught the omicron!

>>17188071
>>17187789
Deep fried fish and jellied eels omg so good!!!

>>17187923
>crack open a "sea bug" and there is actual meat inside
>squish an actual bug and all that comes out is cum
Yea man you can eat bug cum all you like, I'll stick to meat thank you.

>>17188126
>>17191194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLjF0f5zyhY
Bearded man eats fish for supper.

>>17187755
those are bugs

>>17193301
Damn bloody tasty bugs.

>>17193301
>>17193336
They prefer to be called Homard

>>17187755
shelled, the flavor actually comes from the shell